For those who don't know her, she's the Ghanaian TV personality and actress who appeared in Lynxxx 'Fine Lady' video. She's also the face of Ranger Rover E Vogue in Ghana.
Linda do u kno dat a plate of food and pure water is now sold 4 #260? And cos of dat ten naira dat is added boys have not eaten since mornin. I think dis is a beta gist!
Rihanna has more hips than her! Sandra Bullock has more hips than her! Beyonce has more hips than her! My GF has more hips than her! Linda has more hips than her!
if ah hear u gats put on microscopic glasses b4 u cn see linda's. Even linda jst av 2 admire ha n rihanna,beyonce et al dnt even av hips dat are as pronounced as dat of jocelyn so am tinkin ur gf must b an apple-shaped gal
Fellow Libers while I know a LOT of u are going to "comment" by saying "hips don't Lie". Pls is there a dictionary meaning now for d saying. Coz, really "hips don't lie". I still don't get it. Maybe the V don't lie or the Bs don't lie. or the bones don't lie when viewed radio graphically,those I can relate with!
Yeah ovbiously cos she wasnt so hippy in d Lynxx video so im suprised its grown so large from dat time till now,pls y'all shuld go watch d fine fine lady video agn ud know she's just a scam! Im watching it ryt nw
Joselyn is just too beautiful..very beautiful face and a lovely figure,God gave her everything,not fair#kidding,â„“☺â„“ ...I first saw her in Lynxx' video fine Lady,but i fell in L♥√ع with her when i watched 'Adams Apples',a Ghanian series,her acting skills is superb,her command of English,she's just so Good..#GIRL SURE ROCKS
Looks like implants to me. Seems to be the vogue. In the first pic, she also had a facial resemblance to you linda ikeji, just much more massive hips! IAI
I like the fact that Linda is now seeiing what i observed a very long time ago,especially when i saw her in 'Adams Apple'.She has an amazing hipline.Linda Pls re-add me to your blog roll.Merci. www.gistfactory.com
Yaaaay! My best soap-opera ever! "Adams Apple" ..and her hips ehn, I kept showing to everyone who cared to see while we watched! Reminds me of my so much love for her colleague Yvonne Okoro!
Jealousy,I'm sure ur r big busted with no hips and flat bum.Go and die,we all know dat most ghanians have big bums.Back 2 d topic,she is pretty and has a great figure.
Hater!!!...but then I'm not surprised,with your boobs out like dat in your picture, I can imagine d kind of girl that you are. If u can't appreciate something good,its better you keep shut
haha! I saw this lady at the event where shes wearing the black dress...the W4A (women 4 Africa) event and I didnt know who she was but I remember thinking...even in a loose black maxi type dress her hips can't be hidden! lol african womennnn...damn lol
anonymous 12:54pm forget about child brith. nice lady na nice lady. na dat same child brith issue wey wonna d fool omoT yi d call yi self sexy. even when she no b get one pickin she fit testify say she no b near this jocelyn.
Shes really pretty but i thought she was lightsknned..?? In lynxx video she was very yellow but now shes a brown.. perhaps the creams have stopped working?
Miss Joycln is a sweet and warm lady. I met her at Ghana fashion week last year october... She made time for me and I do appreciate it. I like the way she treats people, just like a normal person.
Linda there is nothing spectacular about her hips my mum is a Ghanian from Volta region her hips according to my pops is wat drove him crazy Ghanians and Togolese and Beninese have hips dey were the wasit bead go to circle in ghana and see mad lady's wth mad waist and hips forget Jocelyn she ahs nothing even mercy Johnson and in edo flaunt bigger hips abeg make i hear word joor
@PEALIE or whatever you call yourself,i have never commented on this blog before, i just read and move on, you always have something negative to say and that is really bad, how can you say jocelyn's hips are fake? every one knows she has a very lovely shape, get over your hate it would really help, learn to appreciate others...Cheers
Abeg u libers r so fake, she has a nyz back side, no doubt abt dt, bt her body size isn't proportionate to it at al, no boobs or shoulder to carry dt.. Pls Kim k haters... Go and hug a transformer..kim has hour glass shape, while dis woman has a pear shape.. Guess i dnt have to tell u daft who has a better shape.... Ada said so
Dis will be d first time I wld comment on dis blog..but mehnnn readin comments here kips mi going.....God bless u all...and dis joyceln gurl hawt die..haters pls take a chill pill....haba
There's a problem with her body I just cant place my fingers on it. Noticed there's something weird since i started watching adams apple im not sure if its that her waist is too low or her legs are too short. Shes hot doe
Why all of them are turning gay in the West is because their women have completely lost the features of femininity, i mean the curves, the full, succulent boobs; the full, voluptuous laps; the family-sized bum bum; the heavy duty hips; and the curvy belly button, etc. Thank God African women still retain these and Jocelyn Dumas models the real African woman. In the West women now look like men. No thanks to their artificial idea of women's beauty, which sinisterly is promoted by the Fashion-Modeling industry that is preponderantly populated by LGBTQs. Beauty, for them, tends towards androgynous looks, another word for hermaphroditism---men looking and acting like women and women looking and acting like men. The idea is to blur the line distinguishing the female from male. So if your curves are fine and loud, no show for you in the modeling world. They wave you aside as being fat and ugly! Thus every woman in the West finds herself working hard to wear the androgynous looks of their famed models. Scrawny and gaunt, their looks ordinarily revolts a full-blooded African man like me. They look like men to me. That is why the men are fucking men the way men fuck women, after-all women and men are now looking more and more the same!!!!
Have you heard of bbl (brazillian butt lift)? But if hers is real, kudos to her. That second pic is terrible. Terrible choice of gown for an our glass figure.
OKAY YOU GUYS WHO ARE SAYING HER HIPS ARE FAKE C'MON UR JUST JEALOUS LEMMI TELL YOU I HAVE SEEN HIPS LIKE THOSE N EVEN WIDER SEF. U COME TO EAST AFRICA OR SOUTH AFRICA,ALMOST EVERY GIRL IS SHAPED LIKE THAT I HAVE SEEN FAKE HIPS N I WAS BORN LOOKING AT REAL HIPS THOSE ARE REAL ONES.I MYSELF HAVE WIDER HIPS THAN HER AND I WAS BORN THAT WAY.SO STOP HATING Y'ALL THY ARE REAL..NKTT
Hips dont lie
ReplyDeleteMad ass hips!.She no need spanx to keep them firm..She be real fine fine lady!
DeleteLinda do u kno dat a plate of food and pure water is now sold 4 #260? And cos of dat ten naira dat is added boys have not eaten since mornin. I think dis is a beta gist!
DeleteSuch a cool lady! I justlove her...
Delete@anon 12:31,I feel u bro *lol
DeleteLol @ Anon 12.31
DeleteSpeak your mind biko.
Joyceln and Martha Ankomah are the prettiest Ghanaian celebrities
ReplyDeleteOh my! Hips of life!
ReplyDeleteSo voluptuous!
So lascivious!
HOT!
Dont tell me u are mastubating again lol
DeleteMonoc
Idiot
DeleteSo cute
ReplyDeleteukwu welu nti
ReplyDeleteMehn...dis hips na die o
ReplyDeleteNice real nice
ReplyDeleteshe looks just like u linda. pretty.
ReplyDeleteExactly my mind,facially though.she looks like linda
DeleteStop kissing ass. This girl fine pass linda wellllll. Post my comment.
DeleteHmmmmmmm dos hips thooo
ReplyDeleteShe get plenty selling point!
ReplyDeleteLol.....like Zed
DeleteSo??
ReplyDeleteJust d way I like it,slim in d waist and thick in d hips,if na naija gal now,potruding belle go follow am
ReplyDeleteU re high for saying dat seriously.....cos I'm a naija babe nd ve hips like her nd don't ve potruding belle..ode,mumu
DeleteShut up! Low self,esteemed Nigerians always looking for a way to pull themselves down
Deleteguy nawaoooo,dis ur commrent na die,na so u hate naija babe reach ahah
DeleteShe's got great hips and I always love her make-up style, always mild or naturally.
ReplyDeleteRihanna has more hips than her! Sandra Bullock has more hips than her! Beyonce has more hips than her! My GF has more hips than her! Linda has more hips than her!
ReplyDeleteOk I'm done.
if ah hear u gats put on microscopic glasses b4 u cn see linda's.
DeleteEven linda jst av 2 admire ha n rihanna,beyonce et al dnt even av hips dat are as pronounced as dat of jocelyn so am tinkin ur gf must b an apple-shaped gal
@lyna I feel u dear, that son of bi*ch that's he and he's gf r couple of low lives hating on other people all the time
DeleteFellow Libers while I know a LOT of u are going to "comment" by saying "hips don't Lie". Pls is there a dictionary meaning now for d saying. Coz, really "hips don't lie". I still don't get it. Maybe the V don't lie or the Bs don't lie. or the bones don't lie when viewed radio graphically,those I can relate with!
ReplyDeleteToo much
ReplyDeleteHow much these hips go cost now linda?? chai!!
ReplyDeletemswcheww!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteWow. ...those jips don't lie
ReplyDeleteobyazike.blogspot.co.uk
She look like Linda facially...
ReplyDeleteHow? Make una dey see truth talk oh, stop kissing Linda's ass, Linda face no fit be like ds even for spirit world
DeleteThat's Ghana for ya.........
ReplyDeletethis may be sum fake butt padd she puts on... men ve to be careful nowadays.. cuz somen are like snakes packed in a sealed Christmas package!!!!
ReplyDeleteLI LIN...a lot of ladies now enhance their profile..check out briefessential.com
ReplyDeleteShe's d model in mama gold rice advert
ReplyDeletephotoshopped...look at the blurry looking pattern at the hip region in both pixes, she's not that hippy...loooool
ReplyDeleteyea in dat "fyn lady" video d hip wasnt dis much.... Tho
DeleteMhnn that babe gather joo
ReplyDeleteExcess hip,don't like it at all
ReplyDeleteShe wore bumbummmmmmm.choi.its so obvious
ReplyDeleteYeah ovbiously cos she wasnt so hippy in d Lynxx video so im suprised its grown so large from dat time till now,pls y'all shuld go watch d fine fine lady video agn ud know she's just a scam! Im watching it ryt nw
DeleteLiar jealous fuck
DeleteShe looks old here doe, but d shape me love it. U rock babes
ReplyDeletecool hips. Reminds me of a very gud frnd
ReplyDeleteRanger rover?
ReplyDeleteHey Linda,
ReplyDeleteHas anyone told you she's your look alike? Maybe, that's why you want people to know her...just maybe!
Heheheee.. D hips fit tear cloth o
ReplyDeleteJoselyn is just too beautiful..very beautiful face and a lovely figure,God gave her everything,not fair#kidding,â„“☺â„“ ...I first saw her in Lynxx' video fine Lady,but i fell in L♥√ع with her when i watched 'Adams Apples',a Ghanian series,her acting skills is superb,her command of English,she's just so Good..#GIRL SURE ROCKS
ReplyDeletePRETTY GIRL
If I av hips like dis, I go don scatter newyork...lolz
ReplyDeleteHmmm! She is really cute nd hippilicious
ReplyDeleteLove dat.
ReplyDeleteher ass is huge too.......i love her soo much!shes a great actress too
ReplyDeleteYea,knw her personally,her hips really dnt lie.Luv her n. Shez d star actress in d Ghanaian serie(Adams apples)a must watch.
ReplyDeleteits better you go and blast that tin, cos today u might be smiling, but in the near future , i hope ur legs will carry the weight and not cave in.
ReplyDeleteLooks like implants to me. Seems to be the vogue. In the first pic, she also had a facial resemblance to you linda ikeji, just much more massive hips! IAI
ReplyDeleteshes got it mehn but that pink dress is very unflattering on her
ReplyDeleteamazing stuff on my style blog when you click
See gobe!!beautiful woman with nice hips.*winks*
ReplyDeleteClassy,sexy n homely @ the same damn time. Unlike these ho's/nollywood actresses dumb ass Linda keep promoting here........
ReplyDeleteU are BIG FOOL.
DeleteJesus please does anyone know her stats......eat ur heart out Nikki Minaj, these are the real deal......lol
ReplyDeleteJoycelyn is too fine
ReplyDeleteWow,how can one slim up ontop and still keep d hips!wish I knew
ReplyDeleteRanger Rover or what are my eyes seeing aunty Linda? Anyway this hips are kukus
ReplyDeleteOdikwa very risky!
ReplyDeleteSallysmart
All I want is ur hips....lol!
ReplyDeleteGirl is hot! What I like best though is her smile #sweetlady
ReplyDeleteAm a lady bt I need to shout CHhhhhhhooooooooooiiiii.d waist&d hip on point.SONEE
ReplyDeletePls. Linda this gist is Inconsequential 2 me nd d caption is so funny. Next time bring up sumfin abt ha nd will would notice ha hips.
ReplyDeleteLooks funny.
ReplyDeleteNah hips be dis?
ReplyDeleteShe luk's like Lindy sha...well shez really sexy no doubt...me liking her c'riozli
ReplyDelete*lil fresh*
Well I love her style, shap she is sweet!
ReplyDeleteKai! Ds lady dat I wanna be like wen I grow up..her shape na to die for..choi!
ReplyDeleteTHIS GIRL IS BEAUTIFUL,GORGEOUS AND CLASSY UNLIKE THE FAT HIPPOPOTAMUS CALLED TOOLS.
ReplyDeletekasa! Final...
ReplyDeleteWowwwwwwww just give me small now
ReplyDeleteSo wat. Chi chi's a bigger one. Msm
ReplyDeleteHips don't lie indeed
ReplyDeleteI don't knw any ghanian lady without hips! Apart from the likes of Nelson,buari nd Apia
ReplyDeleteThat's a true African beauty.I like 'em hips
ReplyDeleteQuestion: who has the larger/ largest rumps(bum+hips) Ghanaians, Nigerians or South Africans??
ReplyDeleteSouth africans
Deletecurviliscious!
ReplyDeleteFor her pocket, next pls
ReplyDeleteshe's hot! plus really luvin her dresses too....
ReplyDeleteHips of life!...na shit full inside. Lol
ReplyDeleteI like the fact that Linda is now seeiing what i observed a very long time ago,especially when i saw her in 'Adams Apple'.She has an amazing hipline.Linda Pls re-add me to your blog roll.Merci.
ReplyDeletewww.gistfactory.com
Yaaaay! My best soap-opera ever! "Adams Apple" ..and her hips ehn, I kept showing to everyone who cared to see while we watched! Reminds me of my so much love for her colleague Yvonne Okoro!
DeleteToo much hips.
ReplyDeleteWooooh I need this curve o. This is beautiful!
ReplyDeleteHips of life.lol
ReplyDeletewww.ameriestyle.com
this hips are telling the truth mehn.....
ReplyDeleteI like de 2nd pic.... she be my fine fine babe oo. Noo size
ReplyDeleteHips of life!!!
ReplyDeleteRonkkie
Linds she looks a bit like you
ReplyDeleteTrue talk
DeleteShe's Preeeety!
ReplyDeletePretty with fake hips and probably tummy tucked.
DeleteJealousy,I'm sure ur r big busted with no hips and flat bum.Go and die,we all know dat most ghanians have big bums.Back 2 d topic,she is pretty and has a great figure.
DeleteHater!!!...but then I'm not surprised,with your boobs out like dat in your picture, I can imagine d kind of girl that you are. If u can't appreciate something good,its better you keep shut
DeleteGood to know. I've always wanted a brief up on that cute lady in Fine Lady's Video.
ReplyDeleteShe looks good as a young lady she hot now but na after child birth w go know the real koko like mercy wey don fat but she is very beautiful.
ReplyDeleteShe already has a child. She works out a lot that is why she looks good
DeleteShe has a child
Deletehaha! I saw this lady at the event where shes wearing the black dress...the W4A (women 4 Africa) event and I didnt know who she was but I remember thinking...even in a loose black maxi type dress her hips can't be hidden! lol african womennnn...damn lol
ReplyDeletehips dont lie. mehnnnnnn this lady is hot.
ReplyDeleteDis lady is beautiful dis is wat we call hips don lie. But wait oo ghanians celebrities take style fine ooooh.
ReplyDeleteYeah the celebrities, not the people. Lol. The average Ghanaian is uglier than the average Yoruba. Lol hehe
Deletewow this is lady has the best backside. she is very fine.
ReplyDeleteElegant!!!
ReplyDeleteAhhhh....dat's 'fine fine fine lady'...I like dat video cos of her.
ReplyDeleteHawt! Hawt!! Hawt!!!
ReplyDeleteShe looks kinda different in these pictures though
anonymous 12:54pm forget about child brith. nice lady na nice lady. na dat same child brith issue wey wonna d fool omoT yi d call yi self sexy. even when she no b get one pickin she fit testify say she no b near this jocelyn.
ReplyDeletewhaaaaat. am speechless oooo. she is hautttt
ReplyDeleteShes really pretty but i thought she was lightsknned..?? In lynxx video she was very yellow but now shes a brown.. perhaps the creams have stopped working?
ReplyDeleteI sound like a hater dont i ? lol
Like a Hater? no.like a retard?yes.haven't u heard of lightening durin video shoot?ode
Deletethis is a complete package. this lady too fine i beg.
ReplyDeleteMiss Joycln is a sweet and warm lady. I met her at Ghana fashion week last year october...
ReplyDeleteShe made time for me and I do appreciate it. I like the way she treats people, just like a normal person.
Dr Barbs
I like ha blackdress.
ReplyDeleteWen I saw d first pix I was like 'so Linda finally went 2 do hips nd butt enlargement surgery' she luks like u Linda.
ReplyDeleteAv bn obsessd wit dat lady..sw ha durin afrcan magic movie choice award!..
ReplyDeleteLinda its evoque oh!!!!
ReplyDeleteplease, joyceln doesnt bleach...it prolly was he cam they use to shoot the video that made her yellow...
ReplyDeleteShe hawt!
ReplyDeleteStop hating pealie,but dis ur breast long sha
ReplyDeleteLinda there is nothing spectacular about her hips my mum is a Ghanian from Volta region her hips according to my pops is wat drove him crazy Ghanians and Togolese and Beninese have hips dey were the wasit bead go to circle in ghana and see mad lady's wth mad waist and hips forget Jocelyn she ahs nothing even mercy Johnson and in edo flaunt bigger hips abeg make i hear word joor
ReplyDeletePealie bad belly wan kill u, d babe is hot accept it n free ur self
ReplyDeleteNawa o, shape of Africa.lol
ReplyDeleteKim k dat thinks she's a goddess,come and see shape na.God u really take ur time with some women
ReplyDeleteall I want is your hips ...so endowed
ReplyDeletecalm, define, classy....THE GREMLIN LIKES!
ReplyDeleteCalm, defined, classy, THE GREMLIN LIKES!
ReplyDeleteFor real, d lady really luks lyk u, Linda
ReplyDelete@PEALIE or whatever you call yourself,i have never commented on this blog before, i just read and move on, you always have something negative to say and that is really bad, how can you say jocelyn's hips are fake? every one knows she has a very lovely shape, get over your hate it would really help, learn to appreciate others...Cheers
ReplyDeleteAbeg u libers r so fake, she has a nyz back side, no doubt abt dt, bt her body size isn't proportionate to it at al, no boobs or shoulder to carry dt.. Pls Kim k haters... Go and hug a transformer..kim has hour glass shape, while dis woman has a pear shape.. Guess i dnt have to tell u daft who has a better shape.... Ada said so
ReplyDeletethe babe was so stiff in the video i wanted to jump right in and scream move ur body like a human being!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteShe's so pretty and yes her body is real. The first time I watched her was on the ADAMS APPLES series I was like : o. Wish I had a body like her's....
ReplyDeleteWhy do we call bums and saddle bags, hips? I don't understand biko
ReplyDeleteOk nau. Its on. So this beats Toolz by far
ReplyDeleteLinda it's Range Rover EVOQUE not E vogue.
ReplyDeleteGood doctors.
ReplyDeleteDis will be d first time I wld comment on dis blog..but mehnnn readin comments here kips mi going.....God bless u all...and dis joyceln gurl hawt die..haters pls take a chill pill....haba
ReplyDeleteToo huge, I don't like when is huge.
ReplyDeletePray she doesn't fart when she comes visiting, Your neighbours go think say boko haram don invade the street
ReplyDeleteKnucklehead
This is too much hips. What will happen when she has kids?? Then, it would look disgusting...
ReplyDeleteShe has a nice shape but mercy johnson beat her hands down
ReplyDeleteThere's a problem with her body I just cant place my fingers on it. Noticed there's something weird since i started watching adams apple im not sure if its that her waist is too low or her legs are too short. Shes hot doe
ReplyDeleteshe already has a child.
ReplyDeleteWhy all of them are turning gay in the West is because their women have completely lost the features of femininity, i mean the curves, the full, succulent boobs; the full, voluptuous laps; the family-sized bum bum; the heavy duty hips; and the curvy belly button, etc. Thank God African women still retain these and Jocelyn Dumas models the real African woman. In the West women now look like men. No thanks to their artificial idea of women's beauty, which sinisterly is promoted by the Fashion-Modeling industry that is preponderantly populated by LGBTQs. Beauty, for them, tends towards androgynous looks, another word for hermaphroditism---men looking and acting like women and women looking and acting like men. The idea is to blur the line distinguishing the female from male. So if your curves are fine and loud, no show for you in the modeling world. They wave you aside as being fat and ugly! Thus every woman in the West finds herself working hard to wear the androgynous looks of their famed models. Scrawny and gaunt, their looks ordinarily revolts a full-blooded African man like me. They look like men to me. That is why the men are fucking men the way men fuck women, after-all women and men are now looking more and more the same!!!!
ReplyDeleteWud ve dis girl sit on my dick frm behind truout d day n make her cry as I hit her madly.she's 2hot,like I cud rily fuck her crazy.
ReplyDeleteI need her Phone Number NoW ! It's an Order!
ReplyDeleteHave you heard of bbl (brazillian butt lift)? But if hers is real, kudos to her. That second pic is terrible. Terrible choice of gown for an our glass figure.
ReplyDeletethis babe look likes you Linda, facially! Just lighter, especially when she does that una centre part
ReplyDeleteOKAY YOU GUYS WHO ARE SAYING HER HIPS ARE FAKE C'MON UR JUST JEALOUS LEMMI TELL YOU I HAVE SEEN HIPS LIKE THOSE N EVEN WIDER SEF.
ReplyDeleteU COME TO EAST AFRICA OR SOUTH AFRICA,ALMOST EVERY GIRL IS SHAPED LIKE THAT I HAVE SEEN FAKE HIPS N I WAS BORN LOOKING AT REAL HIPS THOSE ARE REAL ONES.I MYSELF HAVE WIDER HIPS THAN HER AND I WAS BORN THAT WAY.SO STOP HATING Y'ALL THY ARE REAL..NKTT
Joselyn is pretty with a nice figure
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