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Thursday, 1 November 2012

Ladies, what is wrong with these photos?

That's comedian/actor Kevin Hart's Halloween costume. He went back to the 1970s with flared trousers, platform shoes, an afro and...*cough*.

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    1. Kevin I see whatchu weking with

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    2. Liiiiiiinnnnndaaaaa!!!!!! Can't stop, howling with laughter

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    3. Holy Moses! Kevin i see yu jor......he might b short bt hs **** aint short

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    4. The black mamba was pushed to the side loooooool

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    5. All you women obessesed with large D's...You should know your elasticity is finite. Even with regular kegel it is.

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    6. That thing na socks joor.

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    7. Small revolver packed well n ready to lunch.wink*

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  2. yeeeeepaaariipaaa! This one fit ke person oo damn! It is well..

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  3. The things you see in men's stuff ehhhh....it fascinates you a lot.....

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  4. lol only you linda ! damn hes packing though lol

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    1. Dammnnnn.

      This niggah is packing!

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  5. hey oo...Linda u are obsessed with big d**k ooooo! and so am I *grins*

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    1. Ure obsessed wid big d**ks add me up. U wud luv mine 274cc388

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  6. Saiiiiiii!!! Mboribo!!! Mbok I can't 'CHOUT' (sic) *can't watch BB smmilie*

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    1. e too fat na. Linda ds kind piss go break d@ ur tiny waist o.
      Damn!

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  7. Obviously padded...what a clown!

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  8. No way! This short guy cant be packing that long dick. Its a costume dick jor.

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    1. Find out and tell us if its real or not ..tongue out

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    2. Sweety my fiancee is pretty short and his JT is simply amazing.Long,thick and fleshy.I think its like dat wit short dudes.

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  9. Wow is all I can say

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  10. Hmmmmmm....am seein tinz

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  11. that na serious heavy duty, my gawd.... bBIg big Bananas!!!!!!!!

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  12. My first reaction was wow!!! Nice package, but when I saw the second one I was dumpfounded.

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    1. Sule u were dumpfounded wen u saw d kokoro dat u had to tabon. I jus pray U won't be dumped along d way wen ur miracle comes. Its 'dumbfounded' ok. Cheers.

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    2. Smith na wa 4 u Oo°˚˚. Person mistake 4 english non mean say he go mistake 4 miracle. Kelvin Hart... Is that's real, you have to put it away else you will damage some body with that.

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    3. Smith comment make lwkmd

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  13. Wow OMG dis guy is gifted *sealed lips*

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  14. Lol!Its just not jare,Lindaaaaaaaa!!!

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  15. Hehehehehe. Can't stop laughing.

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  16. Waoh d guy gather 4 down below. LOL.

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  17. Wrong packing of d highest order *coughs*

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  18. Wat is his pee pee doing in one leg of d trousers?

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  19. Linda! Linda! you kinda like big thinz...lol...lol...no let heavy duty kill u oooooo.. But he carry am oooooo.

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  20. omg!! Wot am i seeing? Is dat his abu-nna or wot? dis guy carry big rod o o

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  21. Linda,if dis guy catch u u go hear weeen.d guy carry no b small.still in its resting position d thing long like this?if d thing kon ready for knacking nko!chei dis guy fit give person injury o..anyways some girls likes it big & long but as for me I love it moderate.

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  22. Ode!!!!give her hubby na.

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  23. Ode!!!giver her hubby na.

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  24. Linda ua eyes sef. Wetin u dey look go there

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  25. (in a little child's voice) anty Linda, why don't u treat this ur cough ones and for all. Solly u hear. Wink*

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  26. Its not real. He has a strap on. The guy with the biggest in the world is just slightly longer. He was recently profiled by a UK media house. Its all part of the get up.

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    1. Abegi, comot for here, wetin Dem know? Mek them come Africa come see correct anacondas..who tell them say bcos sum1 go tell Dem say him own big and dey make conclusion.I f you see some villagers own as it dey swing for pantallon eh, hmm.

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  27. Lindaa ase oti e le. So with all ur sakara u can't spot a fake, na correct nokia communicator bobo carry for pocket. Were

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  28. Chineke>>>shey na real bulala be this abi he hide bottle inside. This one enter pussy na to tear am to pieces oooo

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  29. Perfect costume !!!! Æ ̴̴̴̴͡.̮Æ ̴̴̴͡

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  30. if anyone thinks thats really his dick, plese call me, I have some swampland in Epe to sell you... Dick ko, Harry ni

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  31. Heheheheh this Linda sef...u sure â„“Ä­kε̲̣̣̣̥ it big

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  32. Big things they say come in small packages... nice ^.^

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  33. Gosh..... My Eyes almost popped out... OMG, the guy is really packing...lol

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  34. Omo dis one go give person banana till person go yo ooo!!!

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  35. So? It didnt stop him and his wife from divorcing. The grass is always greener. Face your front with what God has given you.

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  36. omg that guy is blessed as they say big things come in small package

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  37. Whatthe dude lacks in height, he more than makes up for in packing a large, tall Bura

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  38. whaaaaaaaaaaaaooooooooooooooo!!!!so kevin hart's 'cough' is this LONG???? *issokay*

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  39. I guess it the same size as your dildo!

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  40. That's a proper 3RD LEG...

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  41. haaaaa Linda badt gurl...see wetin ur eyes dey see...lol

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  42. You are all wrong. the only thing wrong is there wasn't a cell phone in the 70's.. thank u very much :-)

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  43. Linda u too like big bura.... Kaiiiiiiiii! Lolz

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  44. This is Halloween and he is going as his dad when he was younger who came to his school with his penis all over the place. There is no way that short dude can pack like that. Only us tall dudes have that kind of tool.

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    1. Son of babylon we hear u! Advert or what mtcheeeew

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  45. Linda nice 1 don't mind datperson wey talk say mk u go look 4 husband,hin dey beef u ni

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  46. Linda does not enjoy sex but always looks at men's penis. I don't get it. Ok, he did not park well.

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  47. Chai,dis man has been endowed by d most high. Can't watch and can't close ma eyes. E le yi gidi gan

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  48. Gaddem!!! big things do come in small packages!!!

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  49. woooooa nelley!!!! this man is eeer....#cough#...well endowed. he shd have come in his bday suit i tell u

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  50. Its fake jor. Smh.

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  51. this one can fit kpai person oh...chei

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  52. From my recent study, Short men usually have thick n big dicks while tall men have thin n long dicks(the type I love). Why are people saying its costume. I can authoritavely say it is real cos I know someone who knows someone that has seen Kevin's instrument. Thumbs up dude. God blessed U indeed and in truth.

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  53. the man get something oooo kiloda d thing neva hard and e be lik dis if e won hard ko.......i beg ooooo

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  54. jizoooooooooox linda dis is wicked

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  55. Hehehehehe babes u wicked o..abeg no spoil me

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  56. He's loaded oh..chai nna mehnnnnnnnnn.but at T̶̲̥̅̊h̶̲̥̅̊e̶̲̥̅̊ same tym T̶̲̥̅̊h̶̲̥̅̊e̶̲̥̅̊ phone does not complement T̶̲̥̅̊h̶̲̥̅̊e̶̲̥̅̊ outfit cos its suppose 2 be old school...I get A̶̲̅♏????lol

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    1. So he should trash his phone cosof his outfit?!!! Na wa for reasoning o!

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    2. So he should trash his phone cosof his outfit?!!! Na wa for reasoning o!

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  57. Now thats what you call "A WELL FED PYTHON" :D

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  58. @Sari_ who ever told u short pple hav short tins? Go window shopin gal or guy.lol.

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  59. This is so nt gud

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  60. Wow konkon below, ko below, konkon below ko below, I see dat thing under, u see dat thing under! I love dis *wink* lol.

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  61. Hmmm, wrong p..a..c...k ...I..n..g; Linda, don't forget to issue him a ticket, u be bad gal,.

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  62. Mehn!! i luv wat i see....buh its fake.

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  63. O boi! Dis thing be like gun wen dem cork oh! Chai!

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  64. ......and Linda's favorite, a boner!

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  65. Ahhhhhhhh this too much.... His lower body endowed he's so endowned play d'banj for him

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  66. Omg wrong package. Lolz

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  67. Obviously padded. Dats not d wa a mans banana is shaped. Abi e get dislocation 4 there?

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  68. Linda linda take it easy .... What u re doing 2 urself is not good ooh

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  69. Linda u 4 complete am na wit huge d*ck

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  70. Wow I like big dick lik dat

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  71. lindus lindus wetin carry ur eyes go dere ehnnnnn

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  72. Reminds me of a short guy I once dated. He had the dick of 10 men added together. The sex was out of this world.

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    1. His pocket must have been smaller than his dick since u moved on

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    2. Lmao- u right @ 7:41!!

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    3. Lmao- u right @ 7:41!!

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  73. Na badass wrong packing! Chai Lindaa hw u take notice am.

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  74. Wow dat's big N curvey AKA womb destroyer..

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  75. Selzly wen wll 9ja av halloween party,,Fashola organise it 4 us plzzzzzzz,,,9ja ÈŠ̝̊̅§ sooooooo boring
    Anyway d dude ÈŠ̝̊̅§ endowed,

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  76. Linda linda, u for tell us say something dey hungry u this nite na, but abeg u know of any naija wen get this features. Omo men, I need am badly

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  77. Kevin Hart is a clown, probably part of his costume getup. very funny though. lol.

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  78. This is costume dick abeg. E Boku for U.S. that's the in thing now. Don't be deceived. How can anybody be this big unaroused. He go kill woman na.

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  79. happy guy very happy

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  80. Chop banana til u go yo 55x,all I see is a fat short Dick bent to oneside*wink*

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  81. Having an orgasm just looking at it am wet oooh .

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  82. TASTY SALAMI!!! Yum..

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  83. He shuld pls dash my Bf small nah .

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  84. D magic stick iz huge, dey tin na bulldozer

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  85. Linda u haff spoil finish and u too like big prick! Lmaoooo,but seriously,is that for real or dd he pack it with smthing....#eyeswideopen#

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  86. WOW! God is good!

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  87. SEe bannana ooh, chie

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  88. That's not real.

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  89. d**k print alert. LMAO!
    -Me

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  90. its all part of d costume! he be horse??

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  91. abeg na food him dey carry abi na wetin. i know that is not his penis.

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  92. Linda are you blind..thats a fake dick oo

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  93. nah its cucumber he stuffed right down there.look at where its facing.its not even sitting right.that brokos is too big for him to carry jare

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  94. are u sure he didnt stuff a banana or plantain down there? wow Mr endowed. yummy

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  95. So naija now hav copied halloween, sum ppl dnt even knw wat dey r celbratin, nice outfit tho

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  96. Well, I think u are posting a lot of dick stories these days, wonder what this blog of urs is turning into sha, me think u shuld step it down a bit dear, cuz I know u can do better dan this #justwhatithought

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  97. Na wa. Was that part of the costume abi na original paraphenelia of office? WOman don suffer.

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  98. See en 3rd leg...dat one fit kill person o

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  99. So naija now hav copied halloween, sum ppl dnt even knw wat dey r celbratin, nice outfit tho

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    1. Naija no copy haloween biko ooo. Enuf winching dey here already

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    2. MAB who copy Halloween? Kevin hart is an American so what do u mean

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  100. His gurlfriend or partner is surely on top of the world. Lucky her.

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  101. he didn't pack his willie well, bent to a corner.

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  102. Always thought he would have a small crotch...oh ok!!

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  103. Oh well big things really do come in small packages.

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  104. His wallet and cell phone.

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  105. Damn, looking @ dis alone makes me want a baaad fuck tonight, no guy in this house,OMG

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  106. LINDA!!!! LINDA!!!!!! LINDEX!!!!!!!!!
    U ARE AWESOME!!!
    NA U TUFACE DEY SING ABOUT WHEN HE SAID " I(YOUR EYES) SEE FARTHER THAN ANY EYES CAN SEE!"
    LMAO.......

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  107. This is called "WATHAPIN"!! (wat hapin)

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  108. woww wat a dick,i love big dicks and im sure linda loves em too,seeing dis pictures makes me horny,cnt wait to be fucked by a big dick

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  109. What I see? A rough, dirty and unkempt idiot! I think he stinks too.

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  110. hahahahaha, almost shooting out to fire any available babe. ROTFLMAO

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  111. He's got three huge legs, goshhhh

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  112. Is that for real!! If yes, then the man is packed hehe

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  113. Damn, who would have thought such a small man would be packing so much....damn!!!

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  114. Damn, who would have thought such a small man would be packing so much....damn!!!

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  115. OMG!!!!I so need that right now.daaammmmnnnn!!!!

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  116. i don't want to believe its really that big...

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  117. i love the size of his banana jus like sister Deborah loves uncle obamas LOL "can i give it to my monkey"

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  118. aa i love the size of his banana,just like Sister Deborah loves Uncle Obamas "can i give it to my monkey"LOL ION you know what they say about short men

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  119. Linda,i tire for you mata oo....

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  120. .......halloween?
    why do we like to copy-copy?
    ....his jewel was not well arranged.

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    1. Mumu who dey copy copy? Kevin Hart is an American if u no know something u ask before u talk rubbish

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  121. Imagine that sliding in between my legs. I can dye for guys with big dicks. Luckily my husband is equally endowed, but not with me at present. I feel so horny now, ....... Masturbate?

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  122. I can now authoritatively say that you my dear Linda Ikeji like BIGMEAT..

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  123. Linda Linda Linda!!!!!! How many times did I call you. Hmmmmmmm somebody go wound o

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  124. O boi! Dis guy'z man has no parking space at all..loolz

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  125. this one go come out from person mouth o!

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  126. wow!!dats sum big shit in dere.....he might not really know how to make use of it...

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  127. They do say small things come in BIIIIIG PACKAGES hahahahahahahahahahahahahhahhehehehehehehehehehe

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  128. Is that really all of him, OMG. Think of it in an excited state. Sorry for them sistas!!!!

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  129. D dick size is not the funny thing but as every body turn anonnymous..........hahahahaha

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  130. This one fit comot person medula oblongota

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  131. *closes my eyes - can't watch*.... that man as swollen scrotum... its called *amu ibi* in igbo... he just has an abnormal dick... but it seems this nonsense comedian doesnt have boxers or panties for me... oga abeg park ur nonsense well, its irritating.... i bet his dick will be 100inch long.... his dick punch a woman's womb and come out thru the mouth and still enter another p***y... tufiakwa... dirty long something *dick*, winkz

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  132. Hmmmm.... Dat is so huge.. Ma twin n i wont mind having him grace our bed.*winks* Dis type will rock ur very core.

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  133. Linda u a badz girl lol see omg Kakika.

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  134. men this guy no need Alomo bittter or ogidiga. na to add small saliva and sit on d NAIL.

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  135. REMINDS ME OF 'OLYMPRICKS'

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  136. mean! and wicked! gross! me no likey!

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  137. I swear, short men are always packing, don't underestimate them. That's huuuuuuuuuuge!!!!

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  138. wow..........am i actually seeing what am seeing...............cough, cough, cough. OMG.............

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  139. linda, u sef!!!!! hian

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  140. Dis is a disease d igbos call *ibi* dis aint f**kin normal. And all ya gals dem dat do desire dis shit, b ready to visit dat herbalist at ur villa. 4 an incurable disease.

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  141. Haba dis cnt b a d*¥k.neva!
    Linda loves d view of stfz lyk diz.*;-)

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  142. your here talking about prick when your age mates are giving birth.chai linda STEP UP

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  143. ... and a weapon of uterus destruction!

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  144. O..M..G..Linda, ure so so naughty. Wetin carry ur eyes go there?

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  145. lol,make i talk tru,in dick was in d wrong side.not in a propal side.

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  146. as in is dat tin that long....GOD.

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