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Friday 3 February 2017

Scientists reveal the Worst and Most Dangerous Sex Position

According to a new scientific study, 'Woman on top" (Cow Girl Position) is the most dangerous sex position.

Scientists have found that the position is responsible for half of all penile fractures in the bedroom. A penile fracture is when the penis actually snaps, making for a very audible “cracking” sound, before intense pain and swelling sets in.

Doctors and scientists studied patients attending three A&E units with suspected "penile fractures" over a 13 year period before arriving at this conclusion.

But cowgirl isn’t the only position that is breaking penises left and right.


The research also revealed that the "doggy" position, with women on all fours, is behind 29 per cent of penile fractures while the traditional "man on top" is responsible for just 21 per cent.

What this study means to all sexually active people in the world is that despite being boneless, penises can break. They’re not as sturdy as we like to believe, and are just as susceptible to cracking, literally, under pressure, again, literally.

46 comments:

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    1. ********************nwokem imakwa ife ??????gini kor ona akoghieli ???

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    2. Insure your dicks guys..and keep on balling !!!

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    3. So missionary style is recommended for all.

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  2. If it break I will go on break after all sex Na food

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  3. God, may my penis never break o.

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  4. BUT THIS POSITIONS HAVE BEEN SINCE 10000000000AD LOLZZ

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  5. So where is the best position?

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  6. Please say it loud. No more baby I wanna come on top to my angel.

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  7. Which style is the best then? Thinking...

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  8. haha
    -D great anonymous now as Vivian Reginalds

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  9. Omg my husband must hear this😂 E too like cowgirl position😄

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  10. Hehe DAT one mean say Na every go dey dis broken p syndrome because we all like dogs.....
    Linda notice
    Its still meeeeee o

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  11. Hehe DAT one mean say Na every go dey dis broken p syndrome because we all like dogs.....
    Linda notice
    Its still meeeeee o

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  12. Na the two wey like past...oh

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  13. And that's my best sef what am I gonna do now?

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  14. Not my thing, don't know what is a cow girl position, I'm still innocent.



    . ~BONARIO~says so via NOKIA LUMIA

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  15. Na two styles I dey enjoy best oh

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  16. Wow!!!! My wife must see these

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  19. The both styles are sweet but wetin man go nah ... well, prevent is better than cure

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  20. This scientists sha Dem dey prophecy without solutions, so which style I go dey run now? becos dat na my position.

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  21. Noted! But both styles are ...... However, prevent is better than cure

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  22. Sex doctor on point.

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  23. Oyibo people una don hear am, cos naija penis no fit crack lol

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  24. Hmmmm ... our thing no go break ooooo cos both styles are awesome

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  25. Hian! Ok. Make I go tell my husband naa

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  26. Oyibo people dey very fragile na not we Africans

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  27. It mean say no more sex nah, why would you condemn our only God given styles. My own no go break in chisox name, amen

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  28. So wetin i go do now? Na my best position be dis. This is d only way i can cum...chai! I can t stop it o, i ll just ve to be more careful and alert wen i m riding my husbnd. I can t drop dis position lailai!

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  29. Cowgirl is I and my husband's favorite

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  30. Lol....OK make the cassava no break.....cos I wonder what you will tell the dr....

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  31. I will continue applying the style. Nothing is happening.

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  32. hmmmm, me no fit stop d style oooo.

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