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Saturday 17 December 2016

Saturday morning hilarity

A guy mistakenly transferred N200k (out of N210k balance in his account) to a wrong account number via mobile money transfer. After thinking of a way to stop the person from withdrawing the money, he came up with an idea of sending a text message to the person's phone number saying:
"Hello dark and worthy initiate, I hope you're OK. I believe you have received the money I sent to you. It's for your initiation into the eternal mystical order of glorious satanism in the Ogboni fraternity scheduled to take place tomorrow at 12 midnight.
That money is only for your transport. I'll send you more for shopping. There are riches awaiting you in this kingdom. Two weeks after the initiation, a family member very close to your heart will die, this will unlock your ticket to wealth and you will have the ability to fly at night to any part of the world. Thanks in advance. But in case you're not ready to join, please send back the money immediately to avoid ur sudden death."
Five minutes later, he got an SMS saying:
"Please send another N200k, my friend is also interested. Nigerian economy has frustrated us too much." The man fainted...... Don't laff alone, put smile on some one's face

59 comments:

  1. Hehehe! He never sabi anything. Obodo bu igwe! Linda take note!

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  2. Naija no dey carried last. Agwo don jam Snake!

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  3. Dis made my day.. Omg people can b funny

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  4. Hahahahhahaha Linda u haff kee me with lafta

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  5. Ew fool fall nigga shop!Freeborn wept and not laugh. DUDE U THINK SAY NIGERIAN DEY FEAR THAT IN THIS TERRORIST BUHARI SCAM GOVERNMENT HUH? many people are even looking for a way to enter secret cult talkless of seeing money we land in their account hmmm DUDE PLEASE NO BE ONLY THE GUY's FRIEND DEY INTERESTED OO. well another day use lucifer name or 666























    #sad indeed

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  7. Ultimate cycler is back you guys and better!
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  8. That anonymous 08:35 will not find this funny....SMH

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  9. Ummmm... I had to double check if i was on Linda's blog. Lol.

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  10. LOL
    -D great anonymous now as Vivian Reginalds

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  11. I no fit laugh. I beg Linda recession don finish people, I go buy fish that is normally sell #450 Per one but as at yesterday I bought it 900 naira just imagine.

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  12. AKPU AKPANDA! This is worst than MMM. No hope for retrieval.

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  13. Na so! If na you nko?

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  14. Lol.... For this buhari regime I will do the same

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  15. OMG!!!!
    LMAO
    I just injured myself with laughter...LMAO

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  16. This is very stale na

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  17. it's quite funny

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  18. It hurts me so much that I can't provide for my wife. And feeding ones a day has become and issue. It was not this way when my salary comes in every month but now for over 4months I've not been paid. Christmas is around the corner and no dine on me to buy anything to celebrate Christmas with. Pls anyone that can assist me with any amount I will be very pleased and thankful. This is my email address
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  20. Lol @ my friend is interested.




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  27. Lol😎
    Aha.... For this Buhari time; he should beg d person & pray d person still get small conscience

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  29. Abegi! Old boring joke! Next pls!

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  31. Lmao funny man!!! In ds hot season ur using jazz 2 scare ppl will join for 5k sef talkless of 200k....but ds transfer error is real o..nearly made d mistake once

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  32. nothing is funny after all this your copy and paste post that you called hilarious. this joke has been on the block over five years.

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  33. nothing is funny after all this your copy and paste post that you called hilarious. this joke has been on the block over five years.

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  34. Hahahaha. WTF!

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