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'Your bestfriend's life or $3million?' - Check out hilarious responses from Nigerians

Popular twitter influencer Eric Okafor posted this hypothetical question on Twitter and the responses are incredibly hilarious. Read after the cut...



84 comments:

  1. Call the police and hop on the plane.

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  2. Lol


    Meenah_wakil on instagram

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  3. Lol


    Meenah_wakil on instagram

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  4. Let him use break dance nd enter hellfire nd grab my 3mil

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    1. Bestie forever!we'll definitely meet after life to part no more!

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  5. Na bestfrnd I go chop for dis wicked apc administration?

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  6. If you tell the bestie say you want go collect $3million no be jump he or she go jump up? the rope wey he wan use commit the suicide sef na Buhari neck hin go tie am

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  7. none biko
    -D great anonymous now as Vivian Reginalds

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  8. I'll give him just one option.....$10,000!! Take it or just die...ball is in his court.

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  9. Bestie my ass am i her only boy friend huh? This one na money we dey talk oo hm.
    Am i god who will save her huh? What of if i reach an see her dead huh? THE LOVE OF MONEY IS THE ROOT OF GOODNESS SO I GO FOR MONEY BESTIE WE SHALL MEET@THE JUDGEMENT DAY.




















    #sad indeed

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    1. Tut u a Faggot.
      Stupid Cockroach.

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    2. Hey loosen up. You are too tense and aggressive.

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  10. Bestie my ass am i her only boy friend huh? This one na money we dey talk oo hm.
    Am i god who will save her huh? What of if i reach an see her dead huh? THE LOVE OF MONEY IS THE ROOT OF GOODNESS SO I GO FOR MONEY BESTIE WE SHALL MEET@THE JUDGEMENT DAY.




















    #sad indeed

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  11. Lol... we all know the answer already

    No time to break melon.
    *Sips Juice*

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  12. Lol... we all know the answer already

    No time to break melon.
    *Sips Juice*

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  13. Money biko. best friend nko!





    says, Genevieve.

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  14. I'll probably go for the meeting. Most Nigerians don't commit suicide anyways they just toy with the idea. That probability is good enough for me

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  15. HAHAHAHA





    AUNTY LINDA 👩

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  16. Hmm...hilarious?,of course not,they all stated their devilish intents.Anyway,thank God i don't have a best friend,problem solved.

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  17. Lmao 😂😂😂😂 I swear Nigerians have no chill 😂😂😂😂

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  18. Lol abeg we shall meet at the foot of the Lord. Owo ni koko


    . ~BONARIO~says so via NOKIA LUMIA

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  19. Which kind dirty bestie? shey dem born us together nii? for that bestie to wanna die on the day i have a $3M meeting means that bestie is an enemy of divine progress hence make that bestie catch fire joor. To your tent oh Israel!


    *Grachi Dynasty*

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  20. hmmmm, nigerians gat no chill, imagine that one saying he would send money for the burial jellof. SMH

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  21. Mehn, this is damn hilarious..

    My funniest is the guy with the 'shebi his head is not correct ni'?
    Lol

    #GayAnonymous

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  22. Lol jux imagine diz kind question 4 diz kind govt!...

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  23. Lol.
    Lol lol.
    My People (in Abami Eda's voice).
    Still lovin my Naija folks. Jst can't hate their reasoning angles.

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  24. Who bestfriend epp? $3m na 5,000 naira.. the devil is a liar o

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  25. My bestie? Meeting can wait ooo. I love my friends talk less of bestie. We women don't joke with our female friends. Especially if u are not hating or having any format of jealousy. I get conscience ooo. I will neva forgive myself that I didn't save a life. Unless the person is dead...I may forgo the burial sha..

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    1. Which women u dey tlk abt cos God knw sai I go even give d bestie tips on how 2 die quick ...who frndshp epp?

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  26. $3M for me men. My friend will be reborn into another world. Iree o.

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  27. *****************************dia own obiakpo ix on another level....*** But ol dix guys wey dey yan dix thing for social Media.... I sure say una no ger serious babes wey una dey proffess undyielove for ...... Cos if dey read dix una replies..... Na to continue doing Ashawo be Un case ooo

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  28. 😂😂😂😂 Adieu bestie😂😂😂😂



    ~glo rule your world~ cos I do•

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  29. *****************************dia own obiakpo ix on another level....*** But ol dix guys wey dey yan dix thing for social Media.... I sure say una no ger serious babes wey una dey proffess undyielove for ...... Cos if dey read dix una replies..... Na to continue doing Ashawo be Un case ooo

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  30. Hehehe! You go fear fear nah! Linda take note!

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  31. we are all pencils in d hand of the creator.my money 1st cus He dies on the day of my 3m deal or die later death is all the same. Srry bestie

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  32. Lol lemme go to bed with this hilarious response...Naija una no go kee me mbok

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  33. I bow o...hu friend epp...
    $3M all the way...softwork

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  34. D money first den bestie cancome later $3m if I hear nah me born nam?

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  35. LOL...had so much fun reading all these tweets. Well, that's a crazy sum of money to leave behind but I need to save my BFF first. She's like my family and family means everything to me. #sadtho

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  36. I will b like ... Oh girl I hear say u won kill urself.. Sharply do am asap .. D money wey I won go collect sef never reach me.. If Ure gone go fit enjoy d money alone

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  37. If the bestie doesn't stop after hearing 3million dollars ehn, make e rest abeg :-/

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  38. Hahahaha




    Hello everyone, buy, sell, trade anything on zokija.com

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  39. Wat if na wife/husband instead of bestie? Wetin una go do?

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  40. Who bestie epp? Abeg kuku die faster

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  41. Any bestie that plan to choose the day of my glory for his/her evil intentions be suicide or anything should DIE by FIRE

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  42. Henhen.... That one is a jealous bestie

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  43. If you are a true bestie... That meeting should wait lol .

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  44. 😂😂😂I love Nigerians

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  45. I will disown her as my frien because it looks like the devil want to use her to tie down my destiny,kolewerk

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  46. Somebody should give phone to my bestie that we've got a good news, we are abt to hit it big and enjoy for life mhen, where he wanna go is hellish, hope as come mhen

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  47. Lmao! In this economy people are not joking again

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  48. LOL...THERE'S SOMETHING THAT MAKES YOU A NIGERIAN... IT'S THE WAY WE THINK. LINDA THANKS FOR THE LAUGH.

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  49. That my friend must be an enemy of progress. I will put a call through shaa to see what I can do, maybe na hunger dey do am, I will promise him/her some cash. As for the 3million dollars, ahhhh, even setan no fit stop that one o.

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  50. The question is for a meeting,,its as if the money is sure,you may as well get get the business(been at such huge money meeting before and they slip by co you end up not getting all of them) so lets get the question right in the first place,,we cannot create life and the least we could do is save life!

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  51. No need to cancel the biz deal. PERSON WEY WAN DIE GO DIE. PERSON WEY WAN LIVE GO LIVE. Another, thing will be to call him on phone that we will be accompanying me to Europe in 2 weeks times. No going back on the biz trip.

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  52. Lmao, who am i to interfere with the devil's plan, lol... Double your hustle

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  53. Stupid question. It's like the person who asked the question just smoked some weed and he is imagining money on the streets in the harsh economic times.

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  54. Love of money, remember Satan came the same way to trick Jesus Luke 4:7-8 and Matthew 4:9-10, if Jesus did resist that day, we will not be talking about salvation and love for one other. I will save a soul and if that money is mine, surely the meeting will be reschedule. Because what will be will be. I am not forcing you guys to accept my view but this is what l will do, l will save her and for $3m to come my way, l have what it takes for $10m to come my way.

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  55. Nigerians worship money more than life

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  56. Very hilarious responses but very true

    Eva Da Diva...

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  58. Lmao, people are wicked sha

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