The United States Government, today donated six Laptop computers to the EFCC during a courtesy visit to the Commission's Headquarters in Abuja. The Director, Bureau of International Narcotics and Law Enforcement Affairs, USA, Roselyn Wiase, who led the six man delegation urged the Commission to continue in its vigorous fight against Corruption.
"We are not unmindful of your contribution to the fight against economic and financial crimes in Nigeria. The United States Government therefore donates this Laptops to your organization to support your Mission” she said.
Ways wen dem go fit take dey monitor ona nia dem don dey prepare so o
ReplyDeleteWays wen dem go fit take dey monitor ona nia dem don dey prepare so o
ReplyDeleteEFCC needs to wary of donations like laptops from America, be wise, don't trust them
ReplyDeleteTO WHICH EFCC IF I MAY ASK? EFCC TO ARREST ONLY PDP? This one no be EFCC...na OPPOSITIONS FIGHTERS be their name. Stupid set of people
ReplyDeleteNice, but definitely too small, coming from Uncle Sam!!
ReplyDeleteGod bless dem
ReplyDelete...merited happiness
What with all these funds they claim the have collected they couldnt buy Laptops ?
ReplyDeleteOnly... And they're Happy? Mtew!
ReplyDeleteI'm telling you...mcheeew
DeleteHehehe! They just planted 6 bugs in the EFCC office. Smart move as always
ReplyDeleteBefore we Rush and accept the Laptops you should know there's nothing "Free". inside those Laptops are little American bugs lol
ReplyDeleteis this not insult? 6 laptops that are filled with bugs to steal information to CIA and FBI. we need to learn not to use items given to us by the donor country. its all scam.
ReplyDeletePKE
I'm telling you! EFCC's dirt ain't safe anymore
DeleteThey will just use it to hack into efcc database.
ReplyDeleteWhat a joke.
ReplyDeletecontinue in its vigorous fight against Corruption FREEBORN WEPT.
PLEASE I WANT THE SO CALLED apc US TO TELL ME WHAT SHOWS THAT EFCC ARE FIGHTING CORRUPTION PLEASE? THEY ARE FIGHTING FAYOSE,FFK,PDP,IBOS AND NIGER DELTA NOTING MORE ACCORDING TO TERRORIST BUHARI COMMAND
#sad indeed
I can bet everything that would be done on those laptops would be seen at the other end of the planet #cyberhackingthingz
ReplyDeleteMtcheeew,wetin be laptop
ReplyDeleteLib addict#just passing#
What a joke.
ReplyDeletecontinue in its vigorous fight against Corruption FREEBORN WEPT.
PLEASE I WANT THE SO CALLED apc US TO TELL ME WHAT SHOWS THAT EFCC ARE FIGHTING CORRUPTION PLEASE? THEY ARE FIGHTING FAYOSE,FFK,PDP,IBOS AND NIGER DELTA NOTING MORE ACCORDING TO TERRORIST BUHARI COMMAND
#sad indeed
Good to know
ReplyDeleteThis no be ordinary laptops... because of six laptops wey DHL go ship come Travelex all the to Nigeria
ReplyDelete*****************************************fa jizi eme kini ??????????? I wanto knw
ReplyDeleteEfcc should be careful.. those system are encrypted with device that send inflammations to CIA... please pass this info to Efcc.. they might be so dumb to know this..
ReplyDelete6 laptops? I dey laff. If they r wise they should dash it out bc I can bet those laptops ve been compromised by the CIA.
ReplyDeleteCheck them very well to avoid cloned chips. If not, your yash is open to them
ReplyDeleteGod bless them even though they are the masters of exploitation
ReplyDeleteNa me talk am!
Long Live Lib!!!
So Efcc can't afford laptop or what
ReplyDeleteDey did well! Linda take note!
ReplyDeleteNonsense EFCC that fright only opposition members, let them come i will give them 60 laptops, seeking for useless attention, don't know even how this should be making news at first place
ReplyDeleteEFCC, Buhari's area boys and attack dogs. He's using them to fight his oppositions. A tyrant leader.
ReplyDeleteI've seen too many tv series and movies to know what this is
ReplyDeleteHehe.
ReplyDeleteLol. Read this funny akpos jokes here
They better not use those bug filled laptops.
ReplyDeleteCool
ReplyDeleteBugged computers
ReplyDeletewhat kind of yeye 6 laptops. 6 people traveled all the way to come and give 6 laptops??? #nawa!
ReplyDeleteBig nawa
DeleteEFCC o. no use those laptops o. beware of tea o. ask MKO abiola o. dash us the laptops at naijadj for music archiving o.
ReplyDeleteEFCC just entered one-chance
ReplyDeletefuck your 6 laptops!
ReplyDeletesomething you should donate to a motherless babies home you go and "donate" it to a top government agency.Nigerians don't even know when they are being insulted.
Those laptops are bugged o
ReplyDeleteAbeg put d laptop 4 dustbin or una gv pri-school pupils.
ReplyDeleteOut of all security gadgets to combat crime na only laptops a whole US govt fit give una and yet una dey jump dey happy and even dey take pictures with them, so how is this laptop suppose to help combat crime? abi shey na just to store the names of PDP members wey una go arrest for una database? una stupidity is out of this world. Make una no forget say US govt no go ever give una something for free without expecting something in return oo...even if na a grain of rice, so many una think well!
ReplyDelete*Grachi Dynasty*
Thumbs Up
DeleteThe stupid EFCC will now start using the laptop rather than throwing it into the dustbin. It's like FBI donating Laptop to Russian government and expect Russia to use it.
ReplyDeleteI really hope efcc isn't that stupid to use those laptops.
ReplyDelete6 laptops and the man dey shine teeth like he just won lottery? Watch ya back mhen... dee
ReplyDeleteAll the corrupts and fraudsters are in trouble. How Banky W Heartfelt Feeling Towards A Female Artiste Was Friend Zoned
ReplyDeleteThey have been bugged! do not use!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteActually that might be good cos they will have their hands on corruption inside the EFCC.
Why didnt they donate cash equivalent sef?
i smell spies!!!!!!
You all are not seeing it from a different angle, quite sure US can afford more than 6laptops to give to us, but what type of laptop is it? Secondly, US are funny they could implant a chip in it that once it gets connected, they will see everything efcc do from their base
ReplyDeleteNa only you smart abi? Clap for yasef lol...!
DeleteIs EFCC a school boy who cannot afford ordinary laptop. I am ashamed. My advice is those laptops should be given to given to ordinary citizens if not your office will have a duplicate in CIA department. Enough is a word for the wise.
ReplyDeleteIs this not ridiculous? Six laptops...Shame on you Americans, their tricks will not work...
ReplyDeleteWHAT A JOKE! does the Nigerian govt or its parastatals need 6 laptops from USA? very patronising they probably bugged these laptops any way and intend to use it to monitor EFCC. What an absurd gift
ReplyDeleteOffer collaboration , information , training , knowledge, funds but keep your bugged electronics
I could donate 20 laptops. Why didn't they tell me cant afford 6 laptops.
ReplyDeleteinfrared is inside d laptop they ll be using 4 hijack infor going on in EFCC. They like hving all data useful and unusual in there hands
ReplyDeleteOne thing is for sure, these laptops aren't ordinary laptops. They have either been bugged by the US government or they contain a special software that will help EFCC in carrying out their investigations. I'd say its the latter, if nothing else but for the fact that the laptops are being presented to Magu already opened and it looks like they are showing him something. Time will tell though
ReplyDeleteThey must av planted bug in that laptop to hack all EFCC system. The moment the connect it the US own EFCC. They should reject it !!!!!
ReplyDeleteOnly six???
ReplyDelete-D great anonymous now as Vivian Reginalds
THOSE ARE WAY TOO MANY LAPTOPS.
ReplyDeleteOnce any of those laptops connect to an EFCC wi-fi then it is over.
ReplyDeleteThese people doesn't know The US..giving you laptop...man..they will hear everything,see everything, have your docs like it's on their desk
ReplyDeleteHeh heh. You can be sure they'really bugged to the hilt. Monitoring spirits.
ReplyDeleteLol trojan 🐎 parole
ReplyDeleteSo Efcc no fit buy laptop again? Next dem go dash una Biro and paper since una no fit equip una self.
ReplyDeletePlease, they should be wise not to use those laptops, unless they want to expose themselves.
ReplyDelete6 laptops hmmmmm.... did we say laptop is our problem
ReplyDeleteI suspect this is not just a laptop...perhaps toplap
ReplyDelete6 laptops hmmmmm.... did we say laptop is our problem
ReplyDeleteI dey laugh.
ReplyDeleteGod bless them for this generous support. Lol Now, CIA and FBI has all your data.
ReplyDeleteJust look at America: a country whee our corrupt politicians stashed some of the money they stole;is it not better for America to publish the names of these politicians than presenting laptop gifts to EFCC?
ReplyDeleteSo funny I forgot to laugh.... That laptop may chipped for all I care. If they really wanted to support the cause a lie dictator would have been better.
ReplyDeleteAmerica and their hypocricy!!!
ReplyDeleteNSA-bugged laptops. Why are they not contented with all our emails and phone calls? EFCC, 6 laptops? A fool has been spotted? Hehehehe.
ReplyDeleteGood move. Please use the laptops very well to catch all the looters and corrupt thieves. Thank you America!
ReplyDelete6 computers only
ReplyDeletePorous security system. Six bugs in your system smh. They probably have it already connected to their network. Una own don finish
ReplyDeleteBarely few weeks ago, Bill Gates donated large quantity of tomato to a this small community but they rejected it, Can't we ever learn to say no.
ReplyDeletehahaha. Security compromised. I'm 100% sure the computer is chipped. Can't we afford laptops. How much is laptop that we can't afford. Will USA accept laptop from Russia or UK to fight corruption? This leaders always fall our hand.
ReplyDeleteLaptops from US???? They better be careful of 24hrs monitoring spirit and other things.
ReplyDeleteBugs
ReplyDeleteHacking things. Duntv trust US one bit.
ReplyDeleteSMH...CIA watching in 3D glasses..
ReplyDeleteMagu una no get laptops for that place?see America who jonathan pleaded with to come help us during the intense Boko haram. Fight which they refused is now giving us computers.Slaves I cannot be fooled by obama and his useless men simple
ReplyDeleteLaptops? Really? Anywho...there's malware in those laptops. Efcc should really know better.
ReplyDeleteThose laptops are A Trojan horse. If they connect to the EFCC network, they pretty much own the networks then. See the case of ojukokoro. Is it laptop Nigeria cannot buy ni? They now have us 6 like we begged for it. Lool naija self. Never ceases to amaze me.
ReplyDeleteOnce you plug it in into the network., it starts uploading yur files automatically
ReplyDeleteWhich kind news be Dis so Efcc no fit buy laptops
ReplyDeleteToo many illiterates on this blog. Did u even read the post at all? They are not normal laptops. They are high security laptops to monitor fraud and looters. Collect sense. Ewu
DeleteIt's a set up!!!
ReplyDeleteAll Nigerians know how to do is open their hands and collect. We will never be taken seriously when we are a nation of beggars. A Whole EFCC is collecting 6 laptops? thats an insult...
ReplyDeleteYou are a fool. Do you know what the laptops are meant for? Do you think they are ordinary laptops? They are laptops for catching looters and monitoring boko haram. Ignorance is a disease!
DeleteNigeria Government nor get shame at all. Small time them go dash una Pen and paper.
ReplyDeleteDo u think they are ordinary laptops? Ode
DeleteSix ke? And they happy...no advance technology or gadgets?? This is not good enough. God forbid bad thing! Taaah!!!
ReplyDeleteEFCC BUNCH OF FOOLS AND CLOWNS!! WhaT a shame!!
ReplyDeleteAmerican baboons as well
The laptops are rigged! They'll use it to spy on all EFCC activities. Lol
ReplyDeleteBefore you give up, think about why you held on for so long....follow @pharcts on twitter for daily health and relationship tips
ReplyDeleteSo the only thing american government can give the federal republic of Nigeria is 6 stupid pieces of laptops? And the so called EFCC leader is smiling while accepting it and linda is posting it? When right before me in Asaba, Delta State, the owner of Zinox; Leo Stand Eke donated 25 solid pieces of laptops to the Delta state Innovation hub without making any noise about it and i didnt see it on linda. Shame on APC! Shame on EFCC! Shame on the govt of america!!!
ReplyDeleteAmerica has already donated money to Nigerian government last year. Block head!
DeleteWho told you these are ordinary laptops? Do u know how much these security laptops cost? Collect sense!
DeleteLaptops that are bugged.Trojan Horses
ReplyDeleteEFCC don't collect the bugged laptops o! Sorry for you people.
ReplyDeleteIf l may ask,is EFCC short of laptops?One would have expected a better intervention from US government instead of 6 laptops. Except there is more to such laptops- either it is bugged or more to it than we know.Let there be better training for the EFCC official so that they would stop acting like 'an Agbero".
ReplyDeleteThis is a very strategic move to give people the impression that they can't access 'ALL' Information they want.
ReplyDeleteIt's deeper than most ppl think.
They be like: "Give their intelligence agencies laptops, publish on the biggest blog, and give them the impression that we can only access information thru hardware remotely"
Meanwhile The U.S govt can probably access your minds remotely using advanced biotech brain data mining tools...lol
Get ready for 24hours Surveillance...Trusting U.S is like trusting the Devil
ReplyDeleteHmmmmm laptop donation so that they can monitor your activities. Shame
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