Check out this question paper set for a mid-semester test at LAUTECH
According to twitter user @CooldamXbone, a lecturer set
this mid semester test for 500 Level Science Laboratory & Technology
students in Lautech yesterday. How many students do you think will pass
this test? Lol... #TestofPatience!
I'd be surprised if anyone passed this test. How can one be given 3mins and be expected to read through the whole question b4 answering.. Original brain teaser mehn!!
Lol...this man wicked, he just want to frustrate his students! And under 3mins!many people will fail stil,lol,i for one didn't know most of my course title.. Lol..i just knew i had a class at so so so time..hehe!
Trust me you ll be shocked at the percentage that will pass this exams because most Nigerians rarely read instructions not just students. I've written an exam that is quite simple but the instruction is 'write FALSE if the answer is correct and TRUE if the answer is wrong. Guess how many percent of us passed? 15%. My jaw dropped for like 5mins that day.
Onyx Godwin, stop embarassing your parents and yourself online. Chinekeee!!! look at the questions again and find out how stupid you are. The answer to the test doesn't include writing the course title and course code.
Choiii, is this how dumb you are? Even in the comfort of where you are, you cannot even see that the question paper contains both the course title and course code incase for fools like you who attend lectures without knowing the course title. Then I wonder how you will know the content of the course, still you call yourself a student. Choiiiiii we are finished in Nigeria.
Onyx its obvious that with what you wrote up there,even if you are given the whole day, you are far from passing the exam. Who asked. you to write the course title, moreover you can't see the course title on the question paper?
Lautech....Smiles... You guyz haven't seen much... That's y it's a technology institution...everything is technical.....That's ma school!!! 😂😂😂
The morale is to pay attention to details and be meticulous. A life skill that will make people excel at work places- which a lot of our new graduates need.
Kudos to the lecturer.
A fun and wise way to impart and impact a life. :)
I for one was tempted to start answering/writing down the instructions before reading through, but I remembered that understanding requirements thoroughly make you know how best to execute tasks. So I read the instructions... which take lesser time and ultimately meant I could finish the 'puzzle/logical quiz' in time allocated.:).
Lol I would have gotten an A cos I read instructions and read through my questions before I even start answering any ? Cos in my year one I got a D in a course I would have gotten and A cos I didn't read instruction.. Lol....#inspired by Linda
I think the lecturer is building the students for future endevious. They have to follow instruction before answer question at all time. That is character building.
I remember how i got FREE admission into uni immediately i finishd secondary school. The post UME instruction then was 'write one page essay abt the last primary school u attended, do not write ur name on ur answer sheet. Shooo! After burning candle for several weeks reading all subject! I just gave up,wrote one poor essay nd submitted without writing my name on my answer sheet! Na so my name came out for dat year admission merit list,d course i applied for gangan! Whoop whoop. It was later we were told dat d main reason y they ask us to print out a plain sheet frm d uni site after we register was bcus there is a random code at d base of d plain sheet we wrote d essay on, which will link dem to out name. Thk God i followd d instruction. I for write jamb/post jamb taya bcus i was just an average student #unilorin #2006postume #sciencefaculty
As naijacious as I am, I will have done 1 to 9 trying to save time. When I get to 10 I will realise my stupidity. Three options: cancel 3 to 9 and submit rough sheet, run out of time, start over if time left. Which ever "omo don fail ni"
meanwhile when I took computational physics I had to use programming language to solve problems.. them for give me this kind test. Thats why i love Naija sometimes, teacher know how to help students even though some go still fail this test
😂😂😂😂 wada heck
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Chaii.. Majority would fail woefully.
DeleteHahaha,
DeleteDis can really drive one bonkers. Linda take note!
DeleteE gO shock u there would be mass failure
DeleteI'd be surprised if anyone passed this test. How can one be given 3mins and be expected to read through the whole question b4 answering.. Original brain teaser mehn!!
DeleteLol..
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHHAHA
ReplyDelete-D great anonymous now as Vivian Reginalds
Lol epic questions
ReplyDeleteLol...this man wicked, he just want to frustrate his students! And under 3mins!many people will fail stil,lol,i for one didn't know most of my course title.. Lol..i just knew i had a class at so so so time..hehe!
ReplyDeleteTrust me you ll be shocked at the percentage that will pass this exams because most Nigerians rarely read instructions not just students. I've written an exam that is quite simple but the instruction is 'write FALSE if the answer is correct and TRUE if the answer is wrong. Guess how many percent of us passed? 15%. My jaw dropped for like 5mins that day.
DeleteOnyx Godwin, stop embarassing your parents and yourself online. Chinekeee!!! look at the questions again and find out how stupid you are. The answer to the test doesn't include writing the course title and course code.
DeleteChoiii, is this how dumb you are? Even in the comfort of where you are, you cannot even see that the question paper contains both the course title and course code incase for fools like you who attend lectures without knowing the course title. Then I wonder how you will know the content of the course, still you call yourself a student. Choiiiiii we are finished in Nigeria.
Onyx its obvious that with what you wrote up there,even if you are given the whole day, you are far from passing the exam. Who asked. you to write the course title, moreover you can't see the course title on the question paper?
DeleteDid you bother reading at all ....you dont need 3minutes to write your matric number at the top corner.
DeleteHahaha. Funny qst lol
DeleteU see u av failed it already
Deleteread the instructions carefully
and last one says do only no1&2. Lol
This is where most NIGERIANS will fail.Patience no dey again for this country.Everyone is wearing a harassed look, no thanks to the economy loool
ReplyDeleteHe should have added one more:
ReplyDeleteAny cancellation on the script attracts negative marking
True lol*
DeleteLol
ReplyDeleteDis was giving to my friend in a job interview, it's used to test if you. Can adhere to instructions mainly for safety department test.
ReplyDeleteWhat in the world....Seriously??
ReplyDeleteFunny
ReplyDelete😂
ReplyDeleteThats why its a university of technology, d question seem simple but its tactical,only the student would understand.
ReplyDeleteLautech....Smiles... You guyz haven't seen much... That's y it's a technology institution...everything is technical.....That's ma school!!! 😂😂😂
ReplyDeleteYeaaaa ladokites only
DeleteWow...mass failure! #Patience
ReplyDeleteOkkk
ReplyDeleteThis is a sorry case because many will fail.
ReplyDeleteOkay ooo.
ReplyDelete#FINEST
FEW BECAUSE AS SIMPLE AS U THINK IT IS IT IS ABSOLUTELY NOT BECAUSE THIS QUESTION IS A COMPUTER LANGUAGE CALLED FORTRAN OR COMPUTER PROGRAMMING
ReplyDeleteThis test has been around for decades in different versions. I'm surprised that this is news on this blog.
ReplyDeleteThat man is King Solomon incarnate. That is how you know and separate the chaff from the wheat.
ReplyDeleteLol
ReplyDeleteSimplest exam ever. Just write your matric number at the upper right hand corner of your script and submit. Of course most idiots won't comprehend.
ReplyDeleteFor those that are very observant and patient will pass.
ReplyDeleteCourse code and course name already on top of the question paper.
quadratic equation. My best topic in maths
And u failed😛😜😛😜
DeleteNa to tear new paper asap, write name & matric no. go submit. 😂
ReplyDeleteI ve written exam like dis for my uni
ReplyDeleteLmfao, d man is Rilly wicked ooh, but majority will still fail
ReplyDelete!!NEXT
Chisos!
ReplyDeleteThis is really cool and hilarious.
ReplyDeleteThe morale is to pay attention to details and be meticulous. A life skill that will make people excel at work places- which a lot of our new graduates need.
Kudos to the lecturer.
A fun and wise way to impart and impact a life. :)
I for one was tempted to start answering/writing down the instructions before reading through, but I remembered that understanding requirements thoroughly make you know how best to execute tasks. So I read the instructions... which take lesser time and ultimately meant I could finish the 'puzzle/logical quiz' in time allocated.:).
Will try it on my colleagues. heheheh.
all you need do is write ur name and matric number as instructed in number 2.
ReplyDeleteThat means they have just two questions to answer..
ReplyDeleteall you need do is write ur name and matric number as instructed in number 2.
ReplyDeleteSorry just one question
ReplyDeleteDamn!!!
ReplyDeleteLol,see tickets for failure
ReplyDeleteLol I would have gotten an A cos I read instructions and read through my questions before I even start answering any ? Cos in my year one I got a D in a course I would have gotten and A cos I didn't read instruction.. Lol....#inspired by Linda
ReplyDeleteWorking in a lab u got to follow instructions carefully. Not a bad one.
ReplyDeleteLols
ReplyDeleteLol.
ReplyDeletewhat if i decided to answer question 1 - 9 and neglect question 10...
ReplyDeleteI think the lecturer is building the students for future endevious.
ReplyDeleteThey have to follow instruction before answer question at all time.
That is character building.
haha, gangster Lecturer.
ReplyDeleteShows how important it is to follow simple instructions i recall i was given something similar at sea school for GUS in 2014
ReplyDeleteI remember how i got FREE admission into uni immediately i finishd secondary school. The post UME instruction then was 'write one page essay abt the last primary school u attended, do not write ur name on ur answer sheet. Shooo! After burning candle for several weeks reading all subject! I just gave up,wrote one poor essay nd submitted without writing my name on my answer sheet! Na so my name came out for dat year admission merit list,d course i applied for gangan! Whoop whoop. It was later we were told dat d main reason y they ask us to print out a plain sheet frm d uni site after we register was bcus there is a random code at d base of d plain sheet we wrote d essay on, which will link dem to out name. Thk God i followd d instruction. I for write jamb/post jamb taya bcus i was just an average student #unilorin #2006postume #sciencefaculty
ReplyDeleteLolzzz
ReplyDeleteAs naijacious as I am, I will have done 1 to 9 trying to save time.
ReplyDeleteWhen I get to 10 I will realise my stupidity. Three options: cancel 3 to 9 and submit rough sheet, run out of time, start over if time left. Which ever "omo don fail ni"
I would v passd it
ReplyDeleteFor me, that's incomplete instruction.
ReplyDeletemeanwhile when I took computational physics I had to use programming language to solve problems.. them for give me this kind test. Thats why i love Naija sometimes, teacher know how to help students even though some go still fail this test
ReplyDeleteThis would get any student #gobe
ReplyDeleteno wonder ibi 3 minutes
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