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Thursday 10 March 2016

Male Kim K wannabe has spent £100K on surgeries in a bid to look like her (photos)

24 year-old Jordan James Parke is the superfan of superfans. The Kim K-obsessed lad has spent over £100K on surgery in a bid to look like the reality star. Now, after countless procedures including two nose jobs, a chin implant, 50 lip-filling operations, eyebrow tattoos, Botox injections in several areas and laser hair removal, he has transformed and he looks completely unrecognisable in pre-surgery photos.


Jordan is recovering from his latest cosmetic surgery which includes; a second nose job, a chin implant and jawline and neck liposuction all in one operation. The chin job was inspired by Kylie.
 He had to fly to Portland for the nose job after his original surgeon refused him a second nose job.

Just hours after waking up, Jordan said:
"I've had another nose job, a chin implant and jaw line and neck liposuction. I just thought, you know what, I wanted it all done, so just get it done in one op."
 He wasn't happy with his first nose job, felt it was "too big" so he printed photos of Kim K to show the surgeon in Portland. "I showed them a picture of Kim for my nose, and said 'this is how I want it".

 Kim isn't his only inspiration though.
 "I wanted my chin like Kylie Jenner's, with a really defined jawline. I love her jawline and she's got such a sharp chin,"
  It's the whole family now, but mainly Kim. But I love them all, their looks, the way they dress, they're just an inspiration."
He says his next procedure will be a "Brazilian butt lift". Predictably, his mum isn't to happy about his excesses.
 "My mum hates me getting stuff done, and my Nan hates it too. They just warned me 'watch what you're doing, don't have it too small. Don't go crazy'. But I only told them about the nose job this time. I just mentioned the chin implant, and my nan was like 'why the hell would you have a chin implant'?" But I'm really lucky, all my family support me no matter what, even if they don't approve with what I do. They're all there for me."
 He said he's not planning to stop any time soon however:
"There's no end! There's no end.I'm on this journey now, and it will never end, it will keep going from there. I just can't wait to see myself in 15 years. I'll be like Joan Rivers. I'll defy age."
 Jordan is yet to meet the Kardashians, but he's planning to do more filming in the States this year, he said:
"That's hopefully going to come soon [meeting them], fingers crossed."
More photos

 

Before the surgeries..

152 comments:

  1. Dis piple are so wack..
    See his face like sometin dy use to separate two piple fightin..











    Enugu's second shoe designer

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    1. He is just a fool of the highest order! Mshewwww

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    2. Devil is wicked sha...

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    3. I wil xchange dat he-goat abi he-bat for ah water melon..
      See hez face.. Like sometin dy use to pump baloon

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    4. Lmao...Charles u no go think bout ur 121😂😂😂😂

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    5. Person born fine picking only for the person to turn himself to ode.. It is wa!! This guy needs a brain implant... Cus this is no longer normal

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    6. Where is dat malnourished lizard dat calls himself ONLYX abi wetin be dat hin mumu name again.......come and see ur mentor!

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    7. God make you finish,finish work for your body.you com turn your self to another thing.lips com be like chicken yansh.

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    8. But doesn't he have a mirror? he still doesn't look like her.. he should get it by now and give up.. he doesn't look like Kim kardsashian ooooooo!! somebody please ask him to stop.. he looks like a damn scary movie!!

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    9. But doesn't he have a mirror? he still doesn't look like her.. he should get it by now and give up.. he doesn't look like Kim kardsashian ooooooo!! somebody please ask him to stop.. he looks like a damn scary movie!!

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  2. Lmao I don die.What won't I read.See how this one successfully transformed himself into an endangered specie of homosapien. Hahahaha kai God is trying

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    1. Hah hahaha perfect adjectives to qualify him idiot

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    2. Hahaha.....guy u so funny 😁

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  3. Omo na menta case..... kolo

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  4. Omg I can de resemblance.
    Stupid inspiration.

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  5. If only he knew what he looks like

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  6. Hahahaha,Jesus!!! #Obsession

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  7. Linda you've carried this story before. And he doesn't look like kim plz.

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  8. Waste of money, the last time I checked Kims K lips ain't looking disgusting. Crazy people doing crazy things.

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  9. This is sad father lord are you seeing this

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  10. Yeah, saw him on last season of botched. The guy says he loves the attention he gets. Meanwhile I heard the lips might burst someday if he keeps injecting them.. disgusting

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  11. My friend, your face is like akamu that they did not turn well,lips like kpomo. Whoever gave you idea to change your face must be as evil as BUHARI. My guy right now you are as handsome as a vulture.
    This kind of ugly people if they come near me na belt I dey use flog them.

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    1. LMAO!!! Can't help laughing, haahahahaa!!!! See yabis.

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    2. hahahahahahahahahaha stern u r crayyy

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    3. De guy ehhhh... U geh wahala

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    4. Stern! I know guys like you. Plenty mouth in public but secretly your mumu button is always turned on.

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  12. He looks like a pig.

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  13. Rotfl.........this don yeye finish, see mouth like basket!

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  14. Abeg how do these people get this kind of money...how does a 24yr old have access to £100k

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  15. Rotfl.........this guy don yeye finish, see mouth like basket!

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  16. Low self esteem + too much money









    PEPSI ADDICT

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  17. Eewo see the upper lip... This people get time

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  18. This guy really needs deliverance

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    1. T.B Joshua is available for the job!


      #FINEST

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  19. Ur life is upsyd den bro........u r far gone....chai na to burst remain......dis is pure foolishness....eranko jatijati😡😡😡😡😡😡

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  20. Ur life is upsyd dwn bro........u r far gone....chai na to burst remain......dis is pure foolishness....eranko jatijati😡😡😡😡😡😡

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  21. HES MADLY MAD AAND FOOLISHLY FOOLISH..

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  22. He'll scare the shit out of the Kardashians. He looks nothing like Kim

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  23. Lol. I watched the doctors refuse him on botched. He doesn't look like Kim He just won't stop instead he's trying to fit Kylies jaw lol. Well It's his money and his face. In five years the scapegoat would look like an old bagco bag.

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  24. Some people are still alive today just because it is illegal to kill them.

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  25. Vanity!at d end,he will gt frustrated nd kill himself cos he cannvr se wt he is lookin for,wasted effort.

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  26. Kikikikikikiki chieeee I see y pple are so obssessed with Kim

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  27. Ugly fool, upon every thing the she/male still looks very very ugly and irritating yuck. kim no send am @all, one day he will do another surgery and never wake up.

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  28. Please why does his mouth look like a vagina that has been raped? Gosh don't the have things to do with money like help the needy people around them?

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    1. 'A vaginal that has been raped' my lady have u ever seen a vaginal that has just been reaped?

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    2. it never cool to make a rape joke..and coming from a woman..smfh

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  29. Madness in his dreams......

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  30. Ori e ti buru,u nevr know

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  31. Such a fine boy,befor the surgery i dnt even know what he looks like now,chei na wa

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  32. And he was a cute guy o


    ...merited happiness

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  33. Wat a waste of sperm and precious egg!
    Don't stop ok? Until u die-pretty soon!
    Fool!
    This thing ryt here disgust me! Ewww

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  34. Pathetic,even with all the surgeries...U still look terrible and far from Kim K...Sorry 4 ur life...U still have alot to do..What of butt implant?

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  35. Dude be looking uglier with each passing day. See kpomo lips. Iriot sombori

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  36. Sh*t! He was such a handsome guy. His demons are greater than him obviously

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  37. He needs to go get his money back from the surgeons . He looks like a Monster .

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  38. Why oh why have destroyed the beautiful face God blessed u with
    It is well sha

    Franka said

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  39. Ozour. .how can someone decide to go from being cute to become ugly..Geez..what a long term goal

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  40. Why oh why have destroyed the beautiful face God blessed u with
    It is well sha

    Franka said

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  41. The devil is at work. More Instagram followers for you

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  42. Exaggerated sense of what is beautiful, well sorry my dear, you look nothing like Kim, just look like an allergy from bee sting .... from where I sitting anyways... remember the blue dress gold dress saga?

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  43. Ds 1 don mad... walai!

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  44. He wowo no b no small. Useless gay



    Samsung for life!

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  45. He wowo no b no small. Useless gay



    Samsung for life!

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  46. I just feel like slapping this guy from my phone! At least to reset his brain!!!

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  47. Another lost soul. Ishhhh



    Linda ....this is no news

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  48. Craze dey worry dis guy oo, I just can't deal abeg😕,!

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  49. Hahaha....kimk plastic inspirations

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  50. Linda, check Ur archive, you have posted this news before na..about this same guy spending to look like Kim k

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  51. Kai,mama don born pikkin...Shalis

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  52. Joyous babe,Linda ikeji first cousin10 March 2016 at 18:45

    Iberibe,madness, I pity u.

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  53. Joyous babe,Linda ikeji first cousin10 March 2016 at 18:45

    Iberibe,madness, I pity u.

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  54. No news is the best news ever. Na waaa ooo

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  55. Na waoo, hes never gonna look like kim

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  56. JJ Parke is a stupid guy..first time I saw him with all d makeup I thought he's gay cos he looked like one....

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  57. I don't seem to gerrit actually! What's wrong with the people of the world that they suddenly have started acting like aliens? This young man was looking quite handsome before the surgeries that has given him a zombie-like look.

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  58. Oh Lord! Have mercy of humanity. We were fearfully and wonderfully 'hand crafted' by you. Why would any sane being alter him/herself like this? His lips look like that of some weird sea animal, while d entire face portrays perpetual sorrow! God please show him mercy and restore him back to normalcy!

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  59. Starting to look like a duck. He actually needs therapy. He has an addiction to surgery. There are Many like him and there is treatment if he seeks help before he loses his face- Newyorker ( Linda let's get married )

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  60. Starting to look like a duck. He actually needs therapy. He has an addiction to surgery. There are Many like him and there is treatment if he seeks help before he loses his face- Newyorker ( Linda let's get married )

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  61. Ala di na unions udi. Chai!!!

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  62. Oh Lord! Have mercy of humanity. We were fearfully and wonderfully 'hand crafted' by you. Why would any sane being alter him/herself like this? His lips look like that of some weird sea animal, while d entire face portrays perpetual sorrow! God please show him mercy and restore him back to normalcy!

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  63. Sick.....derailed...possessed.

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  64. *Smh* Fine man turn himself to something so devastatingly awkward.

    #LIB ADDICT#

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  65. Kaiiiii that's horrible! People don't know what to Do with their money!

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  66. Umu ogwugwu oge!mbu ka kim nwe si Makazii.

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  67. See lips like.....pot of soup.omg!u just looks like a bingo.

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  68. He wad a very cute boy.since dis is wat he lyks den gud 4 him.wont say much cos am a kardashian fan.yeah d kardashians r beautiful wit or witout goin under d knife

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  69. Exaggerated sense of what is beautiful, well sorry my dear, you look nothing like Kim, just look like an allergy from bee sting .... from where I sitting anyways... remember the blue dress gold dress saga?

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  70. he is beta b4 the stupid surgery

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  71. By the time all these surgeries are done with you, both Kim K and yourself will not recognise you

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  72. Possessed! God help us, endtime

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  73. Dis 1 na d imbecile version of Kim k. Linda observe!

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  74. If u r looking for cheap affordable and superneat braid wig add me on 5bf9a23f

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  75. Biko, how much kpomo can I get only from his mouth? Chisox😩😩😩😩😩

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  76. Drugs Is the greatest problem America has! This guy is on something! And its pathetic to see him waste his life away trying to be someone God didn't make him

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  77. Abeg... Carry that kind lips go throw away.

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  78. God just need to kill some people, this boy dey mad

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  79. LoL SMH!
    -D great anonymous now as Vivian Reginalds

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  80. He paid to look ugly... Deep sigh

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  81. I concur with stern oooo#Lindangwanu#

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  82. This nut job_he came to the doctors in BOTCHED on E! but they didn't touch him & advised him to stop with the procedures cause his lips were already licking cause he filled them with too much botoxbut the fool decided to ignore them......

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    1. Licking or leaking? Educationally wasted generation....

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  83. Now Kim should weep for this boy cos dis just an e.g of wrong mentor ship or bad example. Foolish people everywhere

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  84. The dude is sick.....very sick!!

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  85. This is Junia,few years from now.

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  86. Chei many re mad but few re roaming oh boy na only ur stupidity waka com Chei daris God

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  87. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha best laugh of my life.....i love u Linda

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  88. My goodness! Nofin can b compare with d natural endowment God bless u wif. Muku!

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  89. Money in wrong hands...Well if he is happy who are we to question his choice..

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  90. Hmmm nawaoh, wonders shall never end o. Ur b4 oix is a million times better dan dis rubbish u turned ur self into. Even ur family, supported u. Hmmm u didnt appreciate ur creator.

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  91. He clearly needs to spend more

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  92. I thought this guy has kick the bucket???

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  93. He needs a good Psychological re-evaluation. He is suffering from acute inferiority complex.

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  94. This guy needs prayers. Please join hands to pray for him,a word of prayer can save a lost soul.

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