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Thursday, 10 March 2016

Male Kim K wannabe has spent £100K on surgeries in a bid to look like her (photos)

24 year-old Jordan James Parke is the superfan of superfans. The Kim K-obsessed lad has spent over £100K on surgery in a bid to look like the reality star. Now, after countless procedures including two nose jobs, a chin implant, 50 lip-filling operations, eyebrow tattoos, Botox injections in several areas and laser hair removal, he has transformed and he looks completely unrecognisable in pre-surgery photos.


Jordan is recovering from his latest cosmetic surgery which includes; a second nose job, a chin implant and jawline and neck liposuction all in one operation. The chin job was inspired by Kylie.
 He had to fly to Portland for the nose job after his original surgeon refused him a second nose job.

Just hours after waking up, Jordan said:
"I've had another nose job, a chin implant and jaw line and neck liposuction. I just thought, you know what, I wanted it all done, so just get it done in one op."
 He wasn't happy with his first nose job, felt it was "too big" so he printed photos of Kim K to show the surgeon in Portland. "I showed them a picture of Kim for my nose, and said 'this is how I want it".

 Kim isn't his only inspiration though.
 "I wanted my chin like Kylie Jenner's, with a really defined jawline. I love her jawline and she's got such a sharp chin,"
  It's the whole family now, but mainly Kim. But I love them all, their looks, the way they dress, they're just an inspiration."
He says his next procedure will be a "Brazilian butt lift". Predictably, his mum isn't to happy about his excesses.
 "My mum hates me getting stuff done, and my Nan hates it too. They just warned me 'watch what you're doing, don't have it too small. Don't go crazy'. But I only told them about the nose job this time. I just mentioned the chin implant, and my nan was like 'why the hell would you have a chin implant'?" But I'm really lucky, all my family support me no matter what, even if they don't approve with what I do. They're all there for me."
 He said he's not planning to stop any time soon however:
"There's no end! There's no end.I'm on this journey now, and it will never end, it will keep going from there. I just can't wait to see myself in 15 years. I'll be like Joan Rivers. I'll defy age."
 Jordan is yet to meet the Kardashians, but he's planning to do more filming in the States this year, he said:
"That's hopefully going to come soon [meeting them], fingers crossed."
More photos

 

Before the surgeries..

152 comments:

Unknown said...

Dis piple are so wack..
See his face like sometin dy use to separate two piple fightin..











Enugu's second shoe designer

Bonita Bislam said...

Lmao I don die.What won't I read.See how this one successfully transformed himself into an endangered specie of homosapien. Hahahaha kai God is trying

obiora said...

Werey re o

Mommy's girl said...

Omo na menta case..... kolo

Unknown said...

Omg I can de resemblance.
Stupid inspiration.

Unknown said...

If only he knew what he looks like

Unknown said...

Hahahaha,Jesus!!! #Obsession

gentle said...

Linda you've carried this story before. And he doesn't look like kim plz.

Unknown said...

ONLYX abeg do ur own

Okowright Balaxy said...

Waste of money, the last time I checked Kims K lips ain't looking disgusting. Crazy people doing crazy things.

Unknown said...

ONLYX abeg do ur own

Mofokosobonla said...

This is sad father lord are you seeing this

Unknown said...

Madness

CHERYL (aka FROM GLORY to GLORY) said...

Yeah, saw him on last season of botched. The guy says he loves the attention he gets. Meanwhile I heard the lips might burst someday if he keeps injecting them.. disgusting

STERN said...

My friend, your face is like akamu that they did not turn well,lips like kpomo. Whoever gave you idea to change your face must be as evil as BUHARI. My guy right now you are as handsome as a vulture.
This kind of ugly people if they come near me na belt I dey use flog them.

Anonymous said...

He looks like a pig.

AbokiDaWarriBoy said...

Rotfl.........this don yeye finish, see mouth like basket!

Unknown said...

Abeg how do these people get this kind of money...how does a 24yr old have access to £100k

AbokiDaWarriBoy said...

Rotfl.........this guy don yeye finish, see mouth like basket!

Anonymous said...

wth WOMAN EXPLAINS HOW SHE WANTS TO BE FUCKED IN A VIDEO 18+

Unknown said...

Low self esteem + too much money









PEPSI ADDICT

Unknown said...

Eewo see the upper lip... This people get time

Unknown said...

This guy really needs deliverance

Unknown said...

He is a small fool

Unknown said...

Mstchew

choqlatelymart said...

Ur life is upsyd den bro........u r far gone....chai na to burst remain......dis is pure foolishness....eranko jatijati😡😡😡😡😡😡

choqlatelymart said...

Ur life is upsyd dwn bro........u r far gone....chai na to burst remain......dis is pure foolishness....eranko jatijati😡😡😡😡😡😡

Unknown said...

Rubbish

Anonymous said...

HES MADLY MAD AAND FOOLISHLY FOOLISH..

Unknown said...

He'll scare the shit out of the Kardashians. He looks nothing like Kim

Davido's driver said...

See his mouth like dog anus

sparx18 said...

Lol. I watched the doctors refuse him on botched. He doesn't look like Kim He just won't stop instead he's trying to fit Kylies jaw lol. Well It's his money and his face. In five years the scapegoat would look like an old bagco bag.

Anonymous said...

Some people are still alive today just because it is illegal to kill them.

Olayemi said...

Vanity!at d end,he will gt frustrated nd kill himself cos he cannvr se wt he is lookin for,wasted effort.

I MUST WIN LINDA GIVEAWAY said...

Kikikikikikiki chieeee I see y pple are so obssessed with Kim

Unknown said...

Ugly fool, upon every thing the she/male still looks very very ugly and irritating yuck. kim no send am @all, one day he will do another surgery and never wake up.

Unknown said...

Please why does his mouth look like a vagina that has been raped? Gosh don't the have things to do with money like help the needy people around them?

Anonymous said...

o ma se o

Kenora said...

Madness in his dreams......

cutestlove said...

See his big lips...lol

Anonymous said...

Ori e ti buru,u nevr know

nekkymighty said...

Such a fine boy,befor the surgery i dnt even know what he looks like now,chei na wa

NaijaDeltaBabe said...

And he was a cute guy o


...merited happiness

OMIDAN ABBY said...

Wat a waste of sperm and precious egg!
Don't stop ok? Until u die-pretty soon!
Fool!
This thing ryt here disgust me! Ewww

Unknown said...

Pathetic,even with all the surgeries...U still look terrible and far from Kim K...Sorry 4 ur life...U still have alot to do..What of butt implant?

Okogba said...

Dude be looking uglier with each passing day. See kpomo lips. Iriot sombori

Unknown said...

Omoale. So ugly

#LibBadBoy

Anonymous said...

Sh*t! He was such a handsome guy. His demons are greater than him obviously

Anonymous said...

He needs to go get his money back from the surgeons . He looks like a Monster .

Anonymous said...

Why oh why have destroyed the beautiful face God blessed u with
It is well sha

Franka said

Anonymous said...

Ozour. .how can someone decide to go from being cute to become ugly..Geez..what a long term goal

Anonymous said...

Why oh why have destroyed the beautiful face God blessed u with
It is well sha

Franka said

Unknown said...

The devil is at work. More Instagram followers for you

ijeezee said...

Exaggerated sense of what is beautiful, well sorry my dear, you look nothing like Kim, just look like an allergy from bee sting .... from where I sitting anyways... remember the blue dress gold dress saga?

Unknown said...

Is dis not madness?

Mr popular said...

Ds 1 don mad... walai!

Unknown said...

He wowo no b no small. Useless gay



Samsung for life!

Unknown said...

He wowo no b no small. Useless gay



Samsung for life!

Goaldyn Boy said...

I just feel like slapping this guy from my phone! At least to reset his brain!!!

Anonymous said...

Another lost soul. Ishhhh



Linda ....this is no news

Unknown said...

Mumu na u b

Unknown said...

Madness

TEMMY said...

Craze dey worry dis guy oo, I just can't deal abeg😕,!

Anonymous said...

Hahaha....kimk plastic inspirations

Rotimi segun said...

Fool!!!!

Anonymous said...

Linda, check Ur archive, you have posted this news before na..about this same guy spending to look like Kim k

Shalis said...

Kai,mama don born pikkin...Shalis

ßįļľkụ́mâ said...

Devil is WICKED

memmie said...

Otiyawere

Joyous babe,Linda ikeji first cousin said...

Iberibe,madness, I pity u.

Joyous babe,Linda ikeji first cousin said...

Iberibe,madness, I pity u.

Unknown said...

No news is the best news ever. Na waaa ooo

Oma said...

Na waoo, hes never gonna look like kim

Unknown said...

JJ Parke is a stupid guy..first time I saw him with all d makeup I thought he's gay cos he looked like one....

Unknown said...

I don't seem to gerrit actually! What's wrong with the people of the world that they suddenly have started acting like aliens? This young man was looking quite handsome before the surgeries that has given him a zombie-like look.

Anonymous said...

Oh Lord! Have mercy of humanity. We were fearfully and wonderfully 'hand crafted' by you. Why would any sane being alter him/herself like this? His lips look like that of some weird sea animal, while d entire face portrays perpetual sorrow! God please show him mercy and restore him back to normalcy!

Anonymous said...

Starting to look like a duck. He actually needs therapy. He has an addiction to surgery. There are Many like him and there is treatment if he seeks help before he loses his face- Newyorker ( Linda let's get married )

Anonymous said...

Starting to look like a duck. He actually needs therapy. He has an addiction to surgery. There are Many like him and there is treatment if he seeks help before he loses his face- Newyorker ( Linda let's get married )

Anonymous said...

Ala di na unions udi. Chai!!!

JT said...

Oh Lord! Have mercy of humanity. We were fearfully and wonderfully 'hand crafted' by you. Why would any sane being alter him/herself like this? His lips look like that of some weird sea animal, while d entire face portrays perpetual sorrow! God please show him mercy and restore him back to normalcy!

Anonymous said...

He try

Anonymous said...

Sick.....derailed...possessed.

Psalmuelle aka Samstone. said...

*Smh* Fine man turn himself to something so devastatingly awkward.

#LIB ADDICT#

Bae said...

My God is watching

Unknown said...

Kaiiiii that's horrible! People don't know what to Do with their money!

Unknown said...

Umu ogwugwu oge!mbu ka kim nwe si Makazii.

Precious said...

Choi! Uwa mmebi o

Unknown said...

See lips like.....pot of soup.omg!u just looks like a bingo.

Unknown said...

Mumu for life...

Yetty k said...

He wad a very cute boy.since dis is wat he lyks den gud 4 him.wont say much cos am a kardashian fan.yeah d kardashians r beautiful wit or witout goin under d knife

Luciana Chinda said...

This guy na idiot

Unknown said...

Hahahaha. U harsh die.

LALAcious smallchops said...

'A vaginal that has been raped' my lady have u ever seen a vaginal that has just been reaped?

LALAcious smallchops said...

LMAO!!! Can't help laughing, haahahahaa!!!! See yabis.

Ruby said...

Exaggerated sense of what is beautiful, well sorry my dear, you look nothing like Kim, just look like an allergy from bee sting .... from where I sitting anyways... remember the blue dress gold dress saga?

Vela said...

he is beta b4 the stupid surgery

Pearlie said...

By the time all these surgeries are done with you, both Kim K and yourself will not recognise you

Zuzu said...

Warrisdis

Unknown said...

Possessed! God help us, endtime

Unknown said...

He is just a fool of the highest order! Mshewwww

Anonymous said...

hahahahahahahahahaha stern u r crayyy

Unknown said...

Hah hahaha perfect adjectives to qualify him idiot

Olaaliu said...

He is a fool

Anonymous said...

Devil is wicked sha...

Pretty face said...

Money miss road

chommy said...

Dis 1 na d imbecile version of Kim k. Linda observe!

Unknown said...

Hahaha.....guy u so funny 😁

Dam said...

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Unknown said...

Biko, how much kpomo can I get only from his mouth? Chisox😩😩😩😩😩

Adaobi said...

Drugs Is the greatest problem America has! This guy is on something! And its pathetic to see him waste his life away trying to be someone God didn't make him

Anonymous said...

Abeg... Carry that kind lips go throw away.

Unknown said...

God just need to kill some people, this boy dey mad

Unknown said...

LoL SMH!
-D great anonymous now as Vivian Reginalds

Unknown said...

I wil xchange dat he-goat abi he-bat for ah water melon..
See hez face.. Like sometin dy use to pump baloon

Unknown said...

Lmao...Charles u no go think bout ur 121😂😂😂😂

Adeola Abolade said...

He paid to look ugly... Deep sigh

Unknown said...

I concur with stern oooo#Lindangwanu#

Unknown said...

Foolish man

Anonymous said...

Person born fine picking only for the person to turn himself to ode.. It is wa!! This guy needs a brain implant... Cus this is no longer normal

Anonymous said...

Na wetin I dey think

bibi said...

De guy ehhhh... U geh wahala

Unknown said...

This nut job_he came to the doctors in BOTCHED on E! but they didn't touch him & advised him to stop with the procedures cause his lips were already licking cause he filled them with too much botoxbut the fool decided to ignore them......

Anonymous said...

Where is dat malnourished lizard dat calls himself ONLYX abi wetin be dat hin mumu name again.......come and see ur mentor!

Anonymous said...

Now Kim should weep for this boy cos dis just an e.g of wrong mentor ship or bad example. Foolish people everywhere

Unknown said...

The dude is sick.....very sick!!

Unknown said...

Not bad

Charles said...

This is Junia,few years from now.

Unknown said...

D lips looks scary though

twistedvirgin said...

Stern! I know guys like you. Plenty mouth in public but secretly your mumu button is always turned on.

Unknown said...

Noted, next please,

Anonymous said...

Chei many re mad but few re roaming oh boy na only ur stupidity waka com Chei daris God

Don karlitto said...

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha best laugh of my life.....i love u Linda

Anonymous said...

Licking or leaking? Educationally wasted generation....

Unknown said...

He is finished

Unknown said...

T.B Joshua is available for the job!


#FINEST

Unknown said...

My goodness! Nofin can b compare with d natural endowment God bless u wif. Muku!

Anonymous said...

it never cool to make a rape joke..and coming from a woman..smfh

Richard said...

Mad man

Richard said...

Lol 😂

Richard said...

Smh

Unknown said...

Money in wrong hands...Well if he is happy who are we to question his choice..

Unknown said...

God make you finish,finish work for your body.you com turn your self to another thing.lips com be like chicken yansh.

Dreezy the quidnunc said...

Jeeeezozzzz is louorrrd

DeeD25 said...

But doesn't he have a mirror? he still doesn't look like her.. he should get it by now and give up.. he doesn't look like Kim kardsashian ooooooo!! somebody please ask him to stop.. he looks like a damn scary movie!!

DeeD25 said...

But doesn't he have a mirror? he still doesn't look like her.. he should get it by now and give up.. he doesn't look like Kim kardsashian ooooooo!! somebody please ask him to stop.. he looks like a damn scary movie!!

Anonymous said...

Hmmm nawaoh, wonders shall never end o. Ur b4 oix is a million times better dan dis rubbish u turned ur self into. Even ur family, supported u. Hmmm u didnt appreciate ur creator.

Anonymous said...

He clearly needs to spend more

OSINANL said...

I thought this guy has kick the bucket???

Unknown said...

Just stupid

Eva Da Diva...

Unknown said...

Mumu de smell......100k

Anonymous said...

He needs a good Psychological re-evaluation. He is suffering from acute inferiority complex.

Busolami101 said...

This guy needs prayers. Please join hands to pray for him,a word of prayer can save a lost soul.

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