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Friday 5 February 2016

Scared of Lassa? Think Cassa

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Do you remember where you were when Nigeria was knocked out of the World Cup by Denmark? That moment when the player called “Sand” dribbled Taribo West with his head and placed the ball beyond the reach of Peter Rufai? That’s one moment I’ll never forget. Another one was when it was announced that Ebola had come to Lagos!
The way gloves became part of our dressing was so remarkable. Today, we hear that Lassa is somewhere close and we could be at risk. Do you know what this means? No more bush meat (except you’re the one that raised the bush rat as a member of your family) and even NO MORE GARRI!!!! Well, not that we can’t eat Garri but we have to be sure of the origin. There is the possibility your Garri has been tampered with by these rats. So what do we do? Does this mean no more soaking garri? No more Eba? Haba! Well, Scared of Lassa? Say Hello to Cassa!!! CassaGarri affords you the opportunity to purchase high quality Garri, carefully processed and refined to meet consumable standards. What’s more? It comes in a re-sealable pack that ensures you can ‘Ziploc’ it shut after use.
You can now take your garri with you everywhere without fear of intrusion. So don’t let these bush rats put ‘sand-sand’ in your garri.
Call Ade on 07080167257 to order NOW!!! Delivery is available PS: Marketers required nationwide.

29 comments:

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    1. Linda mkn money snc 2000
      -D great anonymous now as Vivian Reginalds

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  2. Lol...how r we sure it save..where rat no dey?

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  3. Lmfao which headline be this Hajiya Linda??? Advert of life.

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  4. Lol.. Must we always use our predicament to our advantage?

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    1. Naija naija! We r always creative and making the "most" out of every situation...

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    2. Nope jst finding solution to a problem. Shikena

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  5. Na WA ooooo. you need to see this sextape btw 2 ikorodu sec. Schl students on schl premises click here

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  6. Lol. Nice one


    ...merited happiness

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  7. Are you ok? Garrahere jo

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  8. i sell garri too




    meenah_wakil on instagram

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  9. i sell garri too




    meenah_wakil on instagram

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  10. Abeg garri na garri. I no drink.

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  11. Why did you have to rhyme the name with Lassa? Not appetizing to me.

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  12. Remve the c in cassa and put l

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  13. Hahahahah I love this, using the lassa advantage 2 introduce ur own garri production thereby making money.

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  14. me sef get cassa rat medicine....

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  15. All ds for simple Gari?








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