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Saturday 6 February 2016

SA man claims he scares crocodiles away whenever he flashes his naked buttocks at them (photos)

Million Gume swims in a river full of crocodile everyday. He is not afraid because according to him, once he flashes his naked bum at the crocodiles, they go away. He calls it bum swimming.

"I’m the king of the bum swim," he laughs and demonstrates by diving into the water and sticking his naked bum in the air. 

The 30-year-old from Mhinga Village in Malamulele, Limpopo said he’s been swimming in the Luvuvhu River for five years. The rivers in the area are known to have many crocodiles and many locals have lost their lives in the dark water.
 
"The crocodiles are scared of me! When I jump into the water and realise that the crocodiles want to attack me, I just show them my bum and they move away. I then carry on with my famous bum swim." he told Daily Sun.


He said people who come to the river enjoy watching him. On Wednesday afternoon the SunTeam saw Million playing in the river. He floated with his head and upper body underwater like a drowned person. He then disappeared under the water and after a short-time only his bum appeared. George Matiyani, headman of the Mhinga Tribal Authority, said Million must watch out.

"The crocodiles aren’t scared of his bum. They will drag his bum into the deep waters and chew him up," he said.

Matiyani warned the kids to stay away from the dangerous rivers in the village.
He said the crocodiles often kill people.

"The most recent victim was fisherman Thinashe Hove, who was attacked on 24 January. And the body of a 45-year-old man who was killed last month hasn’t been found yet."

Source: Daily Sun SA

96 comments:

  1. Story for gods! Linda take note!

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    1. My guy everyday is not Christmas. one day that ur smelly yansh will be meal for those animals so be careful

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    2. Abi? Everyday ain't Christmas hehe

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    3. Hahahahahahha,i just pity u,d day dey will attack u,nobody will dd der to watch or save u










      LIB ADDICT#just passing#

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    4. Akuko. More Instagram followers for you

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    5. Lol. Quite funny. Sorry for your bum.

      #LIB ADDICT#

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    6. If I was a croc that would be the part I would target.

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    7. Keep doing that shit until they get ur damn balls.. it'll be so unfortunate that No one will be able to help u.they'll only cover it with their cellphones

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    1. Just one day e go happen #still that Imo boy

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  3. Huh? Say what? Lmao! Madness everywhere

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    1. See if I were u, I would put on my clothes, damn u skinny boy or girl? Buhahahahaha *Odusbaby*

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  4. Doz crocodiles no get level,no worry d day when real croc go come u no go c mouth tak talk.

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  5. Aboki the Warri rat's brother

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  6. Lmao....keep flashing, they will pick up one day...

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  7. Lmao....keep flashing, they will pick up one day...

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  8. werrin I no go hear.











    Don~ jazzycrush

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  9. See this funny idiot lolzzzz



    Damolia.DEW

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  10. Enter your comment...death

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  11. Hshahahhaha....na craze world we dey ooo

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  12. DEM GO STILL CHOP YOU WAN DAY AND YOU DIE

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  13. Diz dude dey joke. There is a time for everything. D the day the crocodile will chop his Ass is coming. He better stop now." If not it will be too late when the head us cut off "

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  14. His Bum looks like a big whale coming.. * Linda stop wasting my time *

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  15. Lol u go fear na...




    AJ MAIN BOY...

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  16. Juju de inside him buttocks.jumbo

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  17. Lol, End time fis. * it's well*

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  18. His over confidence will kill him someday. The sea animals are just grooming him to get healthy before finishing him up.

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  19. hmmm might work for only him.others shouldn't try it oo

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  20. Dangerous game! One day monkey go go market and he no go return

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  21. Bum bum swimming...foolish man,his buttocks is so ugly

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  22. Good for him
    I pity him tho


    #Hajia Mufliat

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  23. Iffa hear












    #iT wiLL oNLy gET beTTer
    #iT mUsT eNd iN prAise

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  24. animals are even neater than him, they know when a stupid mammal wants to pollute their water, so it is better they leave the water for him to finish his stupidity and then come back... LMAO

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  25. I didn't believe him! Maybe he uses charm





























    !brightosman aka fake phyno .#gerarahere

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  26. Enter your comment...it is well but nt until d crocodiles get hungry,but this buttocks sef be like say e get lassa nd ebola joint together oo. WESTINO SAID SO

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  27. Till they'd help him chop his bum
    -D great anonymous now as Vivian Reginalds

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  28. D day they will get use to d bum and eat you up is coming

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  29. Take am easy oga,one day na one day that ur bum go hear am!!!!Enjoy ur bum swim!!

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  30. What kind of yeye risk is that...




    The gods are watching

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  31. Your bum and egg plant will soon be croc chops.

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  32. Okay ooo! Flasher!

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  33. Onwu Nwa nkita anaghi ekwe ya nuru isii nshi
    Well done

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  34. The crocodiles are not yet hungry.

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  35. Very soon na dat ur black bum dem go chop

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  36. Ok now, we don hear.

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  37. Continuous farting bum shield huh?....continue ooo...

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  38. He hasn't met an hungry nd crazy one

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  39. His bum must really look terrible to scare a whole crocodile..Lol...

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  40. Dts risky oo, till d Day all d crocodile go do meeting fr his dear bum bum

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  41. Hahahaha
    What a funny Saturday
    His bum must have some deadly gases in it

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  42. Orisirisi Bum scares crocodiles away? Nawaooo. Hope the guy us telling us the truth. Another person should try it n find out

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  43. sooooo funny. ok now we don hear

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  44. when dem go eat u na from ur head....

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  45. when dem go eat u na from ur head....

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  46. when dem go eat u na from ur head....

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  47. One day na one day monkey go go Market e no go cum bk.

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  48. lol chai wonders shall never end...when they are ready for him he will have a different story to tell

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  49. acid man(linda's husband)6 February 2016 at 11:48

    Dnt fink d crocs are hungry yet

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  50. acid man(linda's husband)6 February 2016 at 12:02

    Dnt fink d crocs are hungry yet

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  51. WHAT A BUFFOON!
    1)PEOPLE ONLY LIKE TO WATCH BECAUSE OF THE SIGHT OF A FOOL SHOWING HIS A-US (YOU DONT GET TO SEE THAT EVERYDAY FOR FREE)
    2) WE SHALL SOON HEAR HOW HE ALSO ENCOUNTERED THE 'KING'OF CROCODILES....AND PERHAPS LINDA CAN INTERVIEW THE KING CROCODILE FOR HIS OWN SIDE OF THE STORY..ABI LINDA???

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  52. Joyous babe,Linda ikeji first cousin6 February 2016 at 12:35

    Hiaa,odikwa very risky o.

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  53. Joyous babe,Linda ikeji first cousin6 February 2016 at 12:35

    Hiaa,odikwa very risky o.

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  54. no be corocodile be that na ngwere ulo

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  55. Am waiting to hear the breaking news that one brave crocs. Don chop part of en nyash comot

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  56. His days are numbered... Them crocodiles planning reprisal attack.

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  57. This is superstory ......wale adenuga production!😉

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  58. they weren't hungry yet...so brother you better run now that you are still alive o...don't tempt the devil while he is asleep.
    there was a country

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  59. D shape of ur bum resemble d face of hypopotamous dats y, but d day wey dem go realise say na human bum. Well I sorry for u sha

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  60. Useless SA boys, enter river Niger, mammiwota go tell u

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  61. Even crocodiles think he is nasty.

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  62. Crocs must think he is a hypo cos his butt looks a hypo's head.

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  63. Mshewwww.... Foolish man! U don't know that na ur bum go sweet dem pass! Idiot.

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  64. one day those scaly best may be tempted to relish your #balls

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  65. Kanye west,please,stop this!

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  66. I so sorry for this guy. Maybe he caught the crocs on a good day.

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  67. Don't worry they must be having a meeting for him

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  68. Enter your comment...na dead the call am,hungry never catch the croco.Na him bura and golake dem go start with.

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  69. Lol...maybe he has anaconda in between those legs that scare the crocodiles


    -LIB PIKIN-

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  70. your time is coming

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