Million Gume swims in a river full of crocodile everyday. He is not
afraid because according to him, once he flashes his naked bum at the crocodiles, they go
away. He calls it bum swimming.
"I’m the king of the bum swim," he laughs and demonstrates by diving into the water and sticking his naked bum in the air.
The
30-year-old from Mhinga Village in Malamulele, Limpopo said he’s been
swimming in the Luvuvhu River for five years. The rivers in the area are
known to have many crocodiles and many locals have lost their lives in
the dark water.
"The crocodiles are scared
of me! When I jump into the water and realise that the crocodiles want
to attack me, I just show them my bum and they move away. I then carry
on with my famous bum swim." he told Daily Sun.
He
said people who come to the river enjoy watching him. On Wednesday
afternoon the SunTeam saw Million playing in the river. He floated with
his head and upper body underwater like a drowned person. He then
disappeared under the water and after a short-time only his bum
appeared. George Matiyani, headman of the Mhinga Tribal Authority, said
Million must watch out.
"The crocodiles aren’t scared of his bum. They will drag his bum into the deep waters and chew him up," he said.
Matiyani warned the kids to stay away from the dangerous rivers in the village.
He said the crocodiles often kill people.
"The
most recent victim was fisherman Thinashe Hove, who was attacked on 24
January. And the body of a 45-year-old man who was killed last month
hasn’t been found yet."
Story for gods! Linda take note!
ReplyDeleteMy guy everyday is not Christmas. one day that ur smelly yansh will be meal for those animals so be careful
DeleteHe must be a joker
DeleteAbi? Everyday ain't Christmas hehe
DeleteHahahahahahha,i just pity u,d day dey will attack u,nobody will dd der to watch or save u
DeleteLIB ADDICT#just passing#
Yeye guy...
DeleteAkuko. More Instagram followers for you
DeleteLol. Quite funny. Sorry for your bum.
Delete#LIB ADDICT#
If I was a croc that would be the part I would target.
DeleteKeep doing that shit until they get ur damn balls.. it'll be so unfortunate that No one will be able to help u.they'll only cover it with their cellphones
DeleteBe deceiving urself ooo
ReplyDeleteJust one day e go happen #still that Imo boy
DeletePowerful Bum Bum
ReplyDeleteHuh? Say what? Lmao! Madness everywhere
ReplyDeleteSee if I were u, I would put on my clothes, damn u skinny boy or girl? Buhahahahaha *Odusbaby*
DeleteDoz crocodiles no get level,no worry d day when real croc go come u no go c mouth tak talk.
ReplyDeleteGood for you oo
ReplyDeleteAboki the Warri rat's brother
ReplyDeleteLmao....keep flashing, they will pick up one day...
ReplyDeleteLmao....keep flashing, they will pick up one day...
ReplyDeleteKeep deceiving yourself.
ReplyDeleteHe is not serious!!!!lolZ
ReplyDeletewerrin I no go hear.
ReplyDeleteDon~ jazzycrush
See this funny idiot lolzzzz
ReplyDeleteDamolia.DEW
Enter your comment...death
ReplyDeleteHshahahhaha....na craze world we dey ooo
ReplyDeleteDEM GO STILL CHOP YOU WAN DAY AND YOU DIE
ReplyDeleteToo good 2b true!
ReplyDeleteDiz dude dey joke. There is a time for everything. D the day the crocodile will chop his Ass is coming. He better stop now." If not it will be too late when the head us cut off "
ReplyDeleteHis Bum looks like a big whale coming.. * Linda stop wasting my time *
ReplyDeleteLol u go fear na...
ReplyDeleteAJ MAIN BOY...
Juju de inside him buttocks.jumbo
ReplyDeleteLol, End time fis. * it's well*
ReplyDeleteHis over confidence will kill him someday. The sea animals are just grooming him to get healthy before finishing him up.
ReplyDeletehmmm might work for only him.others shouldn't try it oo
ReplyDeleteStory
ReplyDelete...merited happiness
Dangerous game! One day monkey go go market and he no go return
ReplyDeleteBum bum swimming...foolish man,his buttocks is so ugly
ReplyDeleteGood for him
ReplyDeleteI pity him tho
#Hajia Mufliat
Iffa hear
ReplyDelete#iT wiLL oNLy gET beTTer
#iT mUsT eNd iN prAise
animals are even neater than him, they know when a stupid mammal wants to pollute their water, so it is better they leave the water for him to finish his stupidity and then come back... LMAO
ReplyDeleteI didn't believe him! Maybe he uses charm
ReplyDelete!brightosman aka fake phyno .#gerarahere
Enter your comment...it is well but nt until d crocodiles get hungry,but this buttocks sef be like say e get lassa nd ebola joint together oo. WESTINO SAID SO
ReplyDeleteTill they'd help him chop his bum
ReplyDelete-D great anonymous now as Vivian Reginalds
D day they will get use to d bum and eat you up is coming
ReplyDeleteTake am easy oga,one day na one day that ur bum go hear am!!!!Enjoy ur bum swim!!
ReplyDeleteWhat kind of yeye risk is that...
ReplyDeleteThe gods are watching
Your bum and egg plant will soon be croc chops.
ReplyDeleteStory for the gods.
ReplyDeleteOkay ooo! Flasher!
ReplyDeleteOnwu Nwa nkita anaghi ekwe ya nuru isii nshi
ReplyDeleteWell done
hmm. waiting for the part2
ReplyDeleteThe crocodiles are not yet hungry.
ReplyDeleteVery soon na dat ur black bum dem go chop
ReplyDeleteOk now, we don hear.
ReplyDeleteContinuous farting bum shield huh?....continue ooo...
ReplyDeleteHe hasn't met an hungry nd crazy one
ReplyDeleteHis bum must really look terrible to scare a whole crocodile..Lol...
ReplyDeleteThe Bum sure looks like Hippo's Head.
DeleteHmmmmm flashing bum
ReplyDeleteHahahahhahahahahah...na so!
ReplyDeleteDts risky oo, till d Day all d crocodile go do meeting fr his dear bum bum
ReplyDeleteHahahaha
ReplyDeleteWhat a funny Saturday
His bum must have some deadly gases in it
Orisirisi Bum scares crocodiles away? Nawaooo. Hope the guy us telling us the truth. Another person should try it n find out
ReplyDeletesooooo funny. ok now we don hear
ReplyDeletewhen dem go eat u na from ur head....
ReplyDeletewhen dem go eat u na from ur head....
ReplyDeletewhen dem go eat u na from ur head....
ReplyDeleteOne day na one day monkey go go Market e no go cum bk.
ReplyDeletelol chai wonders shall never end...when they are ready for him he will have a different story to tell
ReplyDeleteOk na. Linda observe!
ReplyDeleteNna Jisie ike
ReplyDeleteDnt fink d crocs are hungry yet
ReplyDeleteDnt fink d crocs are hungry yet
ReplyDeleteWHAT A BUFFOON!
ReplyDelete1)PEOPLE ONLY LIKE TO WATCH BECAUSE OF THE SIGHT OF A FOOL SHOWING HIS A-US (YOU DONT GET TO SEE THAT EVERYDAY FOR FREE)
2) WE SHALL SOON HEAR HOW HE ALSO ENCOUNTERED THE 'KING'OF CROCODILES....AND PERHAPS LINDA CAN INTERVIEW THE KING CROCODILE FOR HIS OWN SIDE OF THE STORY..ABI LINDA???
Hiaa,odikwa very risky o.
ReplyDeleteHiaa,odikwa very risky o.
ReplyDeleteno be corocodile be that na ngwere ulo
ReplyDeleteAm waiting to hear the breaking news that one brave crocs. Don chop part of en nyash comot
ReplyDeleteHis days are numbered... Them crocodiles planning reprisal attack.
ReplyDeleteThis is superstory ......wale adenuga production!😉
ReplyDeleteLol...time will tell
ReplyDeletethey weren't hungry yet...so brother you better run now that you are still alive o...don't tempt the devil while he is asleep.
ReplyDeletethere was a country
D shape of ur bum resemble d face of hypopotamous dats y, but d day wey dem go realise say na human bum. Well I sorry for u sha
ReplyDeleteUseless SA boys, enter river Niger, mammiwota go tell u
ReplyDeleteEven crocodiles think he is nasty.
ReplyDeleteCrocs must think he is a hypo cos his butt looks a hypo's head.
ReplyDeleteMshewwww.... Foolish man! U don't know that na ur bum go sweet dem pass! Idiot.
ReplyDeleteone day those scaly best may be tempted to relish your #balls
ReplyDeleteKanye west,please,stop this!
ReplyDeleteI so sorry for this guy. Maybe he caught the crocs on a good day.
ReplyDeleteDon't worry they must be having a meeting for him
ReplyDeleteEnter your comment...na dead the call am,hungry never catch the croco.Na him bura and golake dem go start with.
ReplyDeleteLol...maybe he has anaconda in between those legs that scare the crocodiles
ReplyDelete-LIB PIKIN-
your time is coming
ReplyDeleteA very big joker
ReplyDelete