I remember being stopped by a police man bcos my friend and I were looking so flashy..they called us yahoo boys, checked our phones, wasted our time for almost an hour... We need to start fucking some of those bastards up...the NPF is filled with unexposed illiterates,...planning to hit one soon with my ride....awon oloriburuku!
I remember being stopped by a police man bcos my friend and I were looking so flashy..they called us yahoo boys, checked our phones, wasted our time for almost an hour... We need to start fucking some of those bastards up...the NPF is filled with unexposed illiterates,...planning to hit one soon with my ride....awon oloriburuku!
The earlier we realize that our country is doomed the better. We are finished in this country. I keep saying this the foundation of this contraption call a country was faulty from the start. Now we the younger generations are the ones suffering this shit caused by the greed of the older generations, today we still call them baba after dey are the ones killing us,that is why I fully in support of the biafran people getting freedom from the British "Hausa can never hold them" that way if we are separate nations everyone would sit up and provide for its citizens. Only the igbos saw this disaster. To my confused Yoruba brothers and sisters how long can we keep deceiving our self's between me and u Lagos is not ours. Ibadan is our pride . Wake up wake up. Is either we go our separate ways or we come together has the new Nigeria and kill away the old evil people that are continuously destroying our future. Its ur choice. Our police is soo fucked I know they are the worst in Africa. Too bad! Wake up!
SERIOUSLY, MOST OF THEM ARE SO ANNOYING ESPECIALLY IN LAGOS HERE. THEY WILL WANT YOU TO GIVE THEM A FREE RIDE TO EVERY WHERE THEY ARE GOING BUT STILL ARREST YOU FOR NOTHING. MOST OF THEM SMOKE WEED BUT THE DAY MONEY NO DEY, THEY GO COME THE SAME JOINT COME ARREST EVERYBODY FOR SMOKING WEED. WHEN WILL THEY START BEING OUR FRIEND AND START DOING JUSTICE. I ONCE LOVED THEM BUT SOME LAGOS POLICE ARE JUST CRIMINALS. THEY GO ARREST YOU FOR SAY YOU GO WORK EARLY AND EVEN ARREST YOU FOR SAY YOU CLOSE LATE. UP NPF
@mikemezue Come to tink of it. As yu use one finger point at the Nigerian police, check the no of fingers pointing at you. But police your own too much!
I remember being stopped by a police man bcos my friend and I were looking so flashy..they called us yahoo boys, checked our phones, wasted our time for almost an hour... We need to start fucking some of those bastards up...the NPF is filled with unexposed illiterates,...planning to hit one soon with my ride....awon oloriburuku!
U all made it sound like it's only in d NPF dat u find corruption and low characters. I remember I went to my state liaison office and instead of d 1k to collect my LGA cert dey charged me 2k Datz nt all o after I was done and I was abt leaving d women dere were asking for tips. So pls pple d way it seems in Nigeria na where u dey work na dere u go chop. God bless Nigeria
I was once arrested for passing through a murder scene wen I tried calling my parents they said 'no need na, no be say u do anything'. slept behind counter till d next day after I was severly beaten for nothing....#nigetiapolice dislike them with all my strenght
Nigerian police are horrible. Two of my British friends came to Nigeria for the first time for my wedding and we're robbery of their money,ID's phones and tablet. They both work for the British embassy in Turkey. We went to the police station close to Oniru to do a police report and the area commander one stupid fat, ugly man asked us to bring 200k for a police report!
Nigerian police are horrible. Two of my British friends came to Nigeria for the first time for my wedding and were robbed of their money,ID's phones and tablet. They both work for the British embassy in Turkey. We went to the police station close to Oniru to do a police report and the area commander one stupid fat, ugly man asked us to bring 200k for a police report!
Lol...the police force needs total reshuffling and reorientation!
ReplyDeleteQuite funny tweets but una no respect dis people at all o.
Delete#LIB ADDICT#
I remember being stopped by a police man bcos my friend and I were looking so flashy..they called us yahoo boys, checked our phones, wasted our time for almost an hour... We need to start fucking some of those bastards up...the NPF is filled with unexposed illiterates,...planning to hit one soon with my ride....awon oloriburuku!
DeleteI remember being stopped by a police man bcos my friend and I were looking so flashy..they called us yahoo boys, checked our phones, wasted our time for almost an hour... We need to start fucking some of those bastards up...the NPF is filled with unexposed illiterates,...planning to hit one soon with my ride....awon oloriburuku!
DeleteLol....funny one
Delete#spritual
Police said I should come to station cos I spoke big English and was trying to make him feel illiterate. I weak that day
DeleteIt's too early for all this
ReplyDeleteIt's too early for all this
ReplyDeleteHahaha, the NPF is that bad but there are few good ones, say 20%.
ReplyDeleteAwww our heroes na dem una dey yab???
Delete-D great anonymous now as Vivian Reginalds
Lol
ReplyDeleteLol Nigerians eh no chill
ReplyDeleteLol!. I concur wit them.
ReplyDeleteLol. * it's well*
ReplyDeleteServes dem right...
ReplyDelete#FINEST
Hmm
ReplyDeleteLol! Naija police yaff suffered
ReplyDeleteLol,hope they don't come for them (twitter users) too.
ReplyDeleteLmao
ReplyDelete. Choi..
So hilarious
Enugu's second shoe designer
Laaro kutukutu! Dem no go work?
ReplyDelete...merited happiness
Lol see tweets abeg no love for the poposee video what this teenager was caught doing
ReplyDeleteLong dead institution!
ReplyDeleteThe earlier we realize that our country is doomed the better. We are finished in this country. I keep saying this the foundation of this contraption call a country was faulty from the start. Now we the younger generations are the ones suffering this shit caused by the greed of the older generations, today we still call them baba after dey are the ones killing us,that is why I fully in support of the biafran people getting freedom from the British "Hausa can never hold them" that way if we are separate nations everyone would sit up and provide for its citizens. Only the igbos saw this disaster. To my confused Yoruba brothers and sisters how long can we keep deceiving our self's between me and u Lagos is not ours. Ibadan is our pride . Wake up wake up. Is either we go our separate ways or we come together has the new Nigeria and kill away the old evil people that are continuously destroying our future. Its ur choice. Our police is soo fucked I know they are the worst in Africa. Too bad! Wake up!
ReplyDeleteNigerians with dia bad mouth ehh!! Police d pple has spoken dis are what u guys ar known for!!
ReplyDeleteEverything said about them is as true as the color of their uniform.
ReplyDeleteLol Nigeria shaaa
ReplyDeleteLoooooollll...I love this cos NPF useless.
ReplyDeleteLolz very funny n truthful. PEACE OUT LINDA!!!
ReplyDeleteSERIOUSLY, MOST OF THEM ARE SO ANNOYING ESPECIALLY IN LAGOS HERE. THEY WILL WANT YOU TO GIVE THEM A FREE RIDE TO EVERY WHERE THEY ARE GOING BUT STILL ARREST YOU FOR NOTHING. MOST OF THEM SMOKE WEED BUT THE DAY MONEY NO DEY, THEY GO COME THE SAME JOINT COME ARREST EVERYBODY FOR SMOKING WEED. WHEN WILL THEY START BEING OUR FRIEND AND START DOING JUSTICE. I ONCE LOVED THEM BUT SOME LAGOS POLICE ARE JUST CRIMINALS. THEY GO ARREST YOU FOR SAY YOU GO WORK EARLY AND EVEN ARREST YOU FOR SAY YOU CLOSE LATE. UP NPF
ReplyDeleteLmao..what a good way to start the morning..laughter.
ReplyDelete#XENO-FABIAN
Naija police,highest bidder wins the case, no money,nothing for you.
ReplyDelete@mikemezue Come to tink of it. As yu use one finger point at the Nigerian police, check the no of fingers pointing at you. But police your own too much!
ReplyDeleteI hope they are reading this. The babalawo coment though. Lol
ReplyDeleteThe worst secret cult in Nigeria is the Nigerian Police...they lie together, steal together and kill together.
ReplyDeleteI remember being stopped by a police man bcos my friend and I were looking so flashy..they called us yahoo boys, checked our phones, wasted our time for almost an hour... We need to start fucking some of those bastards up...the NPF is filled with unexposed illiterates,...planning to hit one soon with my ride....awon oloriburuku!
ReplyDeleteU all made it sound like it's only in d NPF dat u find corruption and low characters. I remember I went to my state liaison office and instead of d 1k to collect my LGA cert dey charged me 2k Datz nt all o after I was done and I was abt leaving d women dere were asking for tips. So pls pple d way it seems in Nigeria na where u dey work na dere u go chop. God bless Nigeria
ReplyDeleteLol@that babalawo tweet
ReplyDeleteLol, people gat no chill. Linda observe!
ReplyDeleteHmmmmmmm
ReplyDeleteI was once arrested for passing through a murder scene wen I tried calling my parents they said 'no need na, no be say u do anything'. slept behind counter till d next day after I was severly beaten for nothing....#nigetiapolice dislike them with all my strenght
ReplyDeleteNigerian police are horrible. Two of my British friends came to Nigeria for the first time for my wedding and we're robbery of their money,ID's phones and tablet. They both work for the British embassy in Turkey. We went to the police station close to Oniru to do a police report and the area commander one stupid fat, ugly man asked us to bring 200k for a police report!
ReplyDeleteNigerian police are horrible. Two of my British friends came to Nigeria for the first time for my wedding and were robbed of their money,ID's phones and tablet. They both work for the British embassy in Turkey. We went to the police station close to Oniru to do a police report and the area commander one stupid fat, ugly man asked us to bring 200k for a police report!
ReplyDeleteLol @police asking a victim 2 contact babalawo 4 his stolen laptop#.
ReplyDeleteLol lol.
Naija police dey can even kill u if u carry too much money smh
ReplyDeleteLol our naija police no be am at all...
ReplyDeleteAJ MAIN BOY...
No chill at all
ReplyDeletePolice entered my car to go to station. Took 2 wks to get the smell out. Don't think he had washed his uniform since he got it.
ReplyDelete