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#LagosLessons - Nigerians give Important Tips on How to Survive Living in Lagos

Twitter Users give random tips/observations on how to survive while out in Lagos. They are tagging the tips with the hashtag #LagosLessons .. See more tweets after the cut...




at 2/20/2016 04:01:00 pm

69 comments:

  1. Collins insider20 February 2016 at 16:04

    EKO AKETE.dats y wi LOVE LAGOS CITY.

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    1. STERN20 February 2016 at 16:22

      I know of the one that your mechanic will tell you your car will not be available until 2 days time and then use your car and toast all dis small small girls

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    2. Anonymous20 February 2016 at 19:25

      Shut up STERN, Wetin you know???
      EWU.
      Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeew

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  2. Unknown20 February 2016 at 16:05

    Lmao!@ the last tweet...
    25 ways to become a billionaire

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    1. Unknown21 February 2016 at 08:56

      Lol d last tweet got me rolling on d floor



      AJ MAIN BOY...

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  3. Unknown20 February 2016 at 16:06

    Quite hilarious. More pls


    POPULAR LIB READER!

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  4. Anonymous20 February 2016 at 16:06

    Eko la owa

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  5. Unknown20 February 2016 at 16:07

    I yafff laugh tire...lolzzzz.... Lasgidi State of the art for life jhorrr

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  6. Unknown20 February 2016 at 16:07

    Lol, buh all this things don't happen only in general is applicable to every city in naija.


    #Dakinzz

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  7. Engee20 February 2016 at 16:09

    Ha ha ha hilarious. Only in lagos you will stay in traffic for hours and drove out of it and you won't see the cause of the traffic. Witch causing traffic in lagos since 1902.

    Sipping my hennessy

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    1. Unknown20 February 2016 at 18:03

      When done sipping your hennessy, pls correct your English to drive and not drove, bye

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    2. Anonymous20 February 2016 at 23:10

      Lmao...what do expect from someone typing and sipping henessy.

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  8. Unknown20 February 2016 at 16:11

    Lol.. Choi.
    Naxo Lagos hard ni..
    Nawa oo















    Enugu's second shoe designer

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  9. Anonymous20 February 2016 at 16:15

    Eko o gba gbere rara o

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  10. Unknown20 February 2016 at 16:17

    Lagos is crazy can't stay









    PEPSI ADDICT

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  11. Unknown20 February 2016 at 16:18

    @ d third tweet hahaha. I NO follow 5k

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    1. flexfelix20 February 2016 at 20:47

      I dey tells you I no follow na pure 5k no toomuch Grammer..

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  12. Unknown20 February 2016 at 16:22

    Lmao...thatd lagos for u oo




    #XENO-FABIAN

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  13. Deralyna20 February 2016 at 16:27

    Hahahahahaha no b small thing oo

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  14. BEAUTIFUL9JADELTA20 February 2016 at 16:32

    BEAUTIFUL9JADELTABABE.. omo dis Na true ohhh lmao 25 ways to become billionaire n u dey under sun well that is hw u go take become d billionaire na abi lolz hmm anyway LIBERSFEMALESENATEPRESIDENT me am Justsayingmaownohh via ma LATEST TECNO F7.
    @lindaikeji d lindus am still waiting ohh

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  15. Unknown20 February 2016 at 16:36

    Alright seen..

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  16. Unknown20 February 2016 at 16:39

    Funny

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  17. Unknown20 February 2016 at 16:41

    Very hilarious

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  18. Unknown20 February 2016 at 16:45

    Lmao ...

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  19. Unknown20 February 2016 at 16:50

    Nice 25 ways to be a billionaire and he dey under sun they soak garri day and night

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  20. Psalmuelle aka Samstone.20 February 2016 at 16:51

    Lol. Those things are true though!

    #LIB ADDICT#

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  21. Unknown20 February 2016 at 17:05

    Jumbing out of a moving vehicle has always bin an issue for me. D last time I visited lagos d bus driver had to wait... Lovely place though buh can't stay there

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  22. Unknown20 February 2016 at 17:16

    Nice one

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  23. Unknown20 February 2016 at 17:17

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  24. Unknown20 February 2016 at 17:21

    Dope.
    However.
    Truth be Told.
    Lagos stinks to High Heavens. The Town smells awful, like Bad food. 
    I've never been 2 a City with such stench like a corpse left in the dumpster to rot in the middle of summer. 
    Lagos is fucking Smelling.
    4rom Ikoyi 2 VI 2 Ikeja 2 everywhere in this tiny hood is pervading with reek. 
    The Government need 2 do something about it ASAP or we all gonna Choke on this fetid.
    I think a State of Emergency should be declared on this shit b4 it overwhelms us all.

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    1. Anonymous20 February 2016 at 17:54

      All this grammar for lagos dorty? Hian

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    2. Anonymous20 February 2016 at 17:59

      Maybe the juice from the rotten, stinky toto of the girl u gave head to last got stuck to ur nose and u forgot to wash.

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    3. Anonymous20 February 2016 at 19:53

      Just go back to Mars.

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    4. Unknown20 February 2016 at 23:08

      Hey Buzz-off.
      I don't give Head anymore. Trolled some Medical Journals last year that spits about Dudes gettin mouth n throat Cancer from suckin/lickin pussy juices (that hell hole is a Death Wish). Ain't on that lane no more.

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    5. Anonymous20 February 2016 at 23:15

      Lagos is really stinky winky.. No free clean water and the air is dusty and smelly... True talk.

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    6. Anonymous20 February 2016 at 23:17

      Lagos is really stinky winky.. No free clean water and the air is dusty and smelly... True talk.

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  25. Unknown20 February 2016 at 17:36

    Dat eko for u

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  26. Sassymama20 February 2016 at 17:38

    @Rarespecie wot are u talking about? Nwokem u can join lawma to help clean the state naa if its too dirty as you claim. U neva see dorty, visit aba first!

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    1. Unknown20 February 2016 at 18:08

      Madam Linda, u need to start awarding for best commentary on ur blog o.... Nne u gave him the best reply ever..lol

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  27. Dan20 February 2016 at 17:41

    Funny

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  28. Daniel20 February 2016 at 17:45

    so true i swear... #LASGIDI-NONI

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  29. Unknown20 February 2016 at 18:19

    Hehehe! Eko for show. Linda take note!

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  30. Unknown20 February 2016 at 18:19

    Hehehe! Eko for show. Linda take note!

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  31. Unknown20 February 2016 at 18:26

    This is serious

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  32. Eddy Ogbunambala 20 February 2016 at 18:33

    Hahahahahaha so true

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  33. Oluwatosin Ayeni20 February 2016 at 18:43

    Funny but the reality

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  34. Adaobilinda her sexcellency20 February 2016 at 18:50

    D last tweet is just so funny. I wonder why they re still d same n they must read those books too. Lagos is just so tiring sometimes. Only in Lagos bus, u will see someone enter motor n won't want to pay.. instead of begging conductor he will still be warbling his mouth n claiming right, especially if the person is also a real agboro who already has scars n looking for who to join him hv such scarse

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  35. Thompsonjoe20 February 2016 at 18:51

    Lagos my city.. i too love Lagos.. No Boring Moments.. If you have not been to Lagos my brother you don't know what life is.. i cant just do without this city.. the fun... the craziness.. all make the city the number one in Nigeria.. little wonder it is the most popular city in Nigeria and most developed city in Nigeria

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  36. Jude Akinwole20 February 2016 at 19:03

    Eko akete, ilu ogbon!

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  37. NaijaDeltaBabe20 February 2016 at 19:04

    Lol. Dey r all correct


    ...merited happiness

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  38. linda's bestie20 February 2016 at 19:19

    D last one cracked me up

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  39. Amaka.u.l20 February 2016 at 19:33

    Na so

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  40. Anonymous20 February 2016 at 19:40

    All true

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  41. Unknown20 February 2016 at 19:42

    Rotfl. Lasigidi grindin'!it's da Realest!

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  42. Unknown20 February 2016 at 19:42

    Hahahahahaha...25 ways to become a billionaire,so funny...

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  43. Unknown20 February 2016 at 19:48

    I was born in Lagos but can't live in Lagos.

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  44. Anonymous20 February 2016 at 20:01

    Lagos a place were everybody is nobody

    Check This Shameful: See What A Girl And The Lecturer Was Caught Doing In The Office

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  45. tollyjems20 February 2016 at 20:15

    Crazy people. Lmao

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  46. flexfelix20 February 2016 at 20:53

    Only in Lagos some1 will plug Nokia Touchlight and come back to Collect iphone6 kai this my Phone Battery no dey full at all..

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  47. Unknown20 February 2016 at 20:59

    I enter newly,cos my face gentle. agbero carry my change go several times until I also become aggressive like all like all other.

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  48. Unknown20 February 2016 at 22:43

    The last one really made me laugh out loud!


    ##FINEST

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  49. Unknown20 February 2016 at 23:35

    so so true, lmao at the pedestrian crossing,

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  50. Unknown21 February 2016 at 01:00

    Crowded city.I can't live dere I. Am comfortable in Da north

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    1. daisy dixon22 February 2016 at 02:04

      True talk my brodo,lagos is a crazy town

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  51. Unknown21 February 2016 at 06:16

    The last one was dope.....very observant niiga

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  52. Unknown21 February 2016 at 07:35

    lmao

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  53. Unknown21 February 2016 at 21:03

    Hahahaha. All funny.

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  54. Unknown28 February 2016 at 14:46

    Confam ni

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