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Friday 8 January 2016

Mum of two gets a shock when she looks at the pork loin she bought

A mum shopping for her Sunday roast got a shock when she came across this pork loin shaped like an eggplant.
Louise Watt, picked up the phallic meat on one of her regular visits to Sainsbury's in Northampton, Northamptonshire, on Sunday. It was only when she returned home to prepare the meal with her husband, Jack, that she noticed how the pork loin looked. So they took pictures of it.
Louise, 36, said:

"When you're shopping with a six-year-old and a two-year-old, you just want to get in and out of the supermarket.
"I checked to make sure it was a good colour and in date, but that was about it. I took no notice of the shape at the time.
"I took it out of the fridge later on and just burst out laughing. It's really quite rude. The colour certainly helps. It's pretty realistic.
"We don't normally have a traditional Sunday dinner so it was a bit of a treat for us.
"The kids looked a bit baffled that we were taking a picture of our dinner. I put it on my Facebook page and it attracted quite a reaction."
Louise said:
"Thankfully I didn't have to explain anything to the kids. It was lovely but I'll probably be a bit more picky next time I'm choosing. "It did look a bit gross but it gave everyone a laugh anyway."

UK Mirror

72 comments:

  1. Hahahahahahahahahahahahah
    Linda I no fit laffffffff

    Edibabe#replinda#

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  2. I hate pork,i wonder what some people enjoy eating the meat! ***yuck***

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    1. it is the worse meat eveer...


















      #Al sah-him

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  3. Strange happenings everywhere o!

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  4. If u hungry u gonna make it and eat it

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  5. Disgusting.... This shildren!

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  6. Wetin her eyes go find pork loin wey resemble for John Thomas?? Look her eyes like who love Brokors. yeye dey smell

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  7. So this is supposed to be a news right? Biko comot jor

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  8. Everything is news these days.. Mtchewww

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  9. lol...this one na designer pork

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  10. LOL which kind mumu woman be dis one ? Can't you see that's the way the meeting was packaged

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  11. Hmmmm..looks lyk white man prick.








    #linda give me 1bo#

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  12. Lol.funny for real?...that egg plant tho!....Mrs Tommy

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  13. LMAO. DEM DON SELL THIS ONE KOBOKO AS PORK LOIN. THIS WOMAN EVEN ENJOYED IT. TAKING PHOTOS. MAYBE SELFIE WITH IT IN YOUR MOUTH WOULD VE BROKEN THE INTERNET. PERV

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  14. Everything for the social media. Na wa o! Linda take note!

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  15. This one na better eggplant oo....®©™

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  16. owakah (A.K.A. Innosometin)8 January 2016 at 06:29

    seen

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  17. Observed, my babe and egg plant, nwanyi oma, am in love with Linda Ikeji for real and would wish to meet her in person as my 2016 resolution.

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  18. freshpresh says everything now is taking this shape even cakes, owke, its ait

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  19. Oyinbo n their wahala all is well sha

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  20. Loooooolz...really funny tho! Pork...prick...wats d diff....enjoy ur dinner oojere

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  21. Haha..I rest my case on this.

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  22. Ashawo free style........ Let's go Linda

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  23. Husband: Darling, whats for lunch?

    Wife: Pork dick and chips!!! (Lol)

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  24. Lol enjoy the di*k meal
    -D great anonymous now as Vivian Reginalds

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  25. nyama! warrisdiz





    Don~ jazzycrush

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  26. nyama! warrisdiz





    Don~ jazzycrush

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  27. Oyibo people sef


    Rapuluchukwuifenineadigommakings@yahoo.com
    Reporting from Delsu.

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  28. looks like a large penis. lol

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  29. ITS NOT THAT CLEAR IN SHAPE. Asap

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  30. for dirty minds only. I'm out


    MrCollz A.k.a Sanity Says.

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  31. Awon oniranu lolzzzzz















    The Great journey Of IMET-2016 Start Now !!! For More detail follow Us on twitter @imet_ng #Anticipate















    *dew*

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  32. A mischievous worker at work.

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  33. Doesn't look lyk za fork ( in aboki voice) down here



    #Benuesuperstar

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  34. It didnt give me any laugh. Mtchewe

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  35. Lol, see groove,... Double your hustle

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  36. These oyibo peeps are crazy..what is gross about pork packaging looking like a penis?...smh....una get basic commodities like water and light so una nor get problem....next

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  37. Na wa o! How did it come to this shape na? May God help us

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  38. o boy see look alike wit pesin...p...

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  39. I can't eat this shit(jumbo

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  40. Lmao
    Can u imagine
    Seriously can't eat that

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  41. no cook am u hear? keep it in case ur hobby no perform well.......on a good year

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  42. I don't believe her. I think she altered the packaging somehow to make it look this way. These days, everybody wants their 15 minutes of fame.

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  43. what the fuck...angelmakiz@yahoo.com

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