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Lol. Check this out!

Twitter User @STWKadaria shared the photo of this student's plea to whoever is marking his exam and wrote, 'Maths exam!' Lol. See the rest after the cut...



at 1/07/2016 10:24:00 pm

151 comments:

  1. AbokiDaWarriBoy7 January 2016 at 22:25

    Lmfao.....

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  2. JAYZSBOSS7 January 2016 at 22:25

    Na serious F9 be dis with eyes, ears and nose..lwkmfh!!!

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  3. Unknown7 January 2016 at 22:26

    Sorry I have been gone awhile,hope U guys didn't miss me too much??? Funny student










    anaekwe.ucheslimj@gmail.com

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    1. Unknown8 January 2016 at 08:31

      who know you?


      #XENO-FABIAN

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    2. Anonymous8 January 2016 at 08:57

      Who are you again?
      Kratos

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    3. Anonymous8 January 2016 at 12:46

      Biko, who you be? Hungry geh

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    4. Anonymous8 January 2016 at 19:17

      No vex o! Bt na who u help?

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  4. Unknown7 January 2016 at 22:26

    Lwkmd

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  5. CHYGURL from CHYNA7 January 2016 at 22:27

    Negodu, just Negodu...kikikikiki

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  6. Unknown7 January 2016 at 22:27

    LOL Lindz' Village people#
    -D great anonymous now as Vivian Reginalds

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  7. Obiageli7 January 2016 at 22:28

    Lmaooo my dear this ur letter won't solve ur case!!

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  8. Leisurely disbursing diverse information.7 January 2016 at 22:28

    Been there, done that!

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  9. Unknown7 January 2016 at 22:28

    Hahahahahahahahahahaha #laffing&crying see wetin too much anointing dey cause lolz

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  10. Aproko Queen7 January 2016 at 22:28

    Lol. Faints!! D time u use in writing dis,will solve one equation for u

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  11. Unknown7 January 2016 at 22:28

    oboi...he he he...

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  12. Unknown7 January 2016 at 22:29

    Very funny

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  13. Anonymous7 January 2016 at 22:29

    Hehehe.Lind's baby

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  14. Unknown7 January 2016 at 22:29

    Chai! Dat student is delusional. Linda take note!

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  15. Mayberry7 January 2016 at 22:29

    Lol
    That is d real student

    Edobabe#no dey carry last#

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  16. Unknown7 January 2016 at 22:29

    my gosh, can't stop laughing

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  17. Unknown7 January 2016 at 22:29

    But if u'r d one dat want to mark dis @libreader what will you do bcus I'm already confuse sef on what to do

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    1. Anonymous8 January 2016 at 01:34

      U are confused because u are not a teacher.

      How will you feel to see him as ur children maths teacher tomorrow?

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    2. Anonymous8 January 2016 at 01:34

      U are confused because u are not a teacher.

      How will you feel to see him as ur children maths teacher tomorrow?

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    3. Unknown8 January 2016 at 11:29

      He can not grade an empty script otherwise he will lose his job@ODibe

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  18. eunymz7 January 2016 at 22:30

    Thief...u wan steal another person's mark..silly u

    MZ EUEU

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  19. Einstein Jr7 January 2016 at 22:30

    Lol @apply mercy. Lmao

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  20. BONARIO NNAGS7 January 2016 at 22:31

    Awwww! So heart rendering.
    and the student's written English is cool, goes to show he/she could do better if thought

    . ~BONARIO~says so via NOKIA LUMIA

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    1. Anonymous8 January 2016 at 06:55

      Taught*... you are welcome.

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    2. Mizz Taygah9 January 2016 at 09:22

      Chai!!! Bonario ooo. "heart rendering", "thought" Really??? Choi!!





      Egbon Linda, if you want the comment, come and collerit!

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  21. Babylawyer.7 January 2016 at 22:31

    Lol @ I havnt even seen some of the questions before.

    @Lindaikeji No. I FAN

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  22. Unknown7 January 2016 at 22:32

    Old story..... Let's go Linda

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  23. Unknown7 January 2016 at 22:33

    Dilapidated brain....... Let's go Linda

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  24. Unknown7 January 2016 at 22:34

    "Wise" Student...but that is not the best way to earn an A now...

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  25. Golda Awosika7 January 2016 at 22:34

    Lol, seriously i will have mercy, it has melted my heart already




    #*karlishah*

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  26. DBANJ CRUSH7 January 2016 at 22:34

    Will read 2mao









    LINDA NOTIFY DBANJ

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  27. tosisochukwu7 January 2016 at 22:35

    Hahahaha!

















































    Tosisochukwu! Marry me











































    !brightosman aka fake phyno .#gerarahere

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  28. Anonymous7 January 2016 at 22:35

    Though lecturers in Nigeria are unpredictable, but this shows no modesty from the part of the student. This is work less faith and it equals failure.
    If you have a target, you prepare against it.

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  29. Unknown7 January 2016 at 22:36

    Ok! Remember to do 40 days dry farsting join am, inugo

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  30. AQO7 January 2016 at 22:37

    Lolz. Pass the papers to me, I know what to do with it. Rubbish!







    Jesus is Lord.

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  31. Unknown7 January 2016 at 22:37

    Lol....lwkmh....the person don talk him mind oh

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  32. Unknown7 January 2016 at 22:37

    Lol..the student don talk his/her mind oh..lwkmh

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  33. I MUST WIN LINDA GIVEAWAY7 January 2016 at 22:38

    Lolzzz... funny but let's pause and put ourselves in this guy/girl 's shoes she wrote this from her heart.... I am sure say she Don look left look right no way..... she had to just put it how iit is...kaiii I remember way back when I was tempted to do this..... strolls away feeling sorry for whoever

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  34. naijagraphy7 January 2016 at 22:38

    only in Naija.

    choi.

    naijagraphy.com

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  35. reflex chuks7 January 2016 at 22:39

    Testimony and Glory indeed....®©™

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  36. Ethel7 January 2016 at 22:40

    Olodo 10 kobo! Kikikikikiki f9 brother/sister! Just wait for it!

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  37. anitadante7 January 2016 at 22:40

    Now dats FAITH

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  38. Unknown7 January 2016 at 22:41

    Lol

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  39. Unknown7 January 2016 at 22:41

    LMAO this is what we get when the quality of education is really poor. I will give him a Capital F. he needs to rely on more than prayers to succeed he needs to put in the work. So F for him and all those that write like him. Amen to his prayers though but I need the answers to the question more than his prayers now so boy come back next year when you ready but accept this F in good faith.

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  40. Unknown7 January 2016 at 22:41

    Hahahahaha I encountered things like this so many times in ogun state in my service year... I'm not partial so I do what is right regardless of the plea. If the student scores 35 for instance I can upgrade it to 45 or 50 but if he scores below 20 nothing for him.




    #commonsense

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  41. Unknown7 January 2016 at 22:42

    LMAO

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  42. Unknown7 January 2016 at 22:43

    No name?

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  43. Ebi7 January 2016 at 22:43

    I did some tin like dis in my time bt it isnt as bad as dis... Lol

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  44. Anonymous7 January 2016 at 22:44

    Rotfl

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  45. mimi7 January 2016 at 22:45

    Na wa oooo when others where reading what where u doing? Heaven helps those who help themselves.

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  46. Unknown7 January 2016 at 22:46

    Wow! Hahahahaha!!!
    The school teacher should be sanctioned.....
    Seriously I am feeling for this boy/girl. Cos I can see some sense in what he/she is trying to communicate here. If I happen to be the marker, I will make sure I help the writer.

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  47. Unknown7 January 2016 at 22:46

    Lol. OMG dis student na clown he or she be clown, if u get dis kind talent to compose this message na him ur head nor fit open to read nd ans question. U are dancing to ur failure like shakitibobo.

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  48. Unknown7 January 2016 at 22:47

    Hahaahaahahahahaha @the God of O.K.A.M @embarass you with blessings @the funny letter

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  49. Anonymous7 January 2016 at 22:47

    I tire to talk

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  50. Unknown7 January 2016 at 22:47

    Hahahahha,dis na serious matter o,teacher abeg na
















    Publish

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  51. linda Last Born(IPHY)7 January 2016 at 22:48

    F9 Await dis person oooo...

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  52. Unknown7 January 2016 at 22:50

    Lolz... I feel for him though. The letter is quite emotional.

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  53. Anonymous7 January 2016 at 22:52

    OMG.. I COULDNT STOP LAUGHING.. NAIJA FOR SURE.!!!!

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  54. princess Stella7 January 2016 at 22:53

    Hahaha! It's funny though but d person who wrote dis surely has something upstairs

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  55. BLACC7 January 2016 at 22:53

    Baba werey ni bobo yi sha!!!


    I GO BY THE NAME 'SAMMIE BLACC'

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  56. princess Stella7 January 2016 at 22:54

    Hahaha! It's funny though but d person who wrote dis surely has something upstairs

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  57. Ladun Liadi 7 January 2016 at 22:56

    Olorun have mercy! See how gullible religion has made this one? God will NOT do for man what man can do for himself.

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  58. judith7 January 2016 at 22:57

    Lol. Amen

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  59. ELENA (HER MAJESTY)7 January 2016 at 22:58

    Hahaha what a joker.
    No lecturer will give him an undeserved mark.
    He better go study hard

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  60. Anonymous7 January 2016 at 22:59

    ¸„.-•~¹°”ˆ˜¨ is dis an answer booklet or a prayer request booklet? can't stop laughing ¨˜Ë†”°¹~•-.„¸









    Christ is coming soon. Repent now

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  61. Unknown7 January 2016 at 22:59

    Hahaha

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  62. Unknown7 January 2016 at 23:00

    Ehyaa.


    Rapuluchukwuifenineadigommakings@yahoo.com
    Reporting from Delsu.

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  63. Anonymous7 January 2016 at 23:01

    Lol! You suppose go mountain go pray on top am too Lmao! Aplly mercy ko apply Neymar ni #omolomo

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  64. Bummyla7 January 2016 at 23:01

    Hahahahahahah! http://www.bummyla.com

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  65. Est Designs Ng7 January 2016 at 23:02

    This is surely joke of d day

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  66. Unknown7 January 2016 at 23:02

    Hahahahahhahahahahhahahhahahahaha

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  67. sunki7 January 2016 at 23:03

    What has Jesus got to do with your exam? Only in Naija

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  68. Unknown7 January 2016 at 23:04

    This is definitely a uniben exams sheet.lol

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  69. Unknown7 January 2016 at 23:06

    Ok na..ur failing no go get part two...
    #sips orijin#

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  70. Blesyn**7 January 2016 at 23:06

    LWKMD...Okay this is d height!!!Av dead!Wtf..Only in Africa does this happen aswear.You wee nuh try this in a White man's land.n then you'll hear some1 say 'Haba,he don use God beg you na..just pass am'...My friend,put better zero 4 there!Iyalaya anybody

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  71. nathaniel7 January 2016 at 23:08

    No be only "maths is tracking" you down.. EFCC nko? Bros u get mind oh.. nna abeg fail dat guy in by the god of okunerere. IDIOT!!

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  72. LADY B7 January 2016 at 23:08

    Lmao! I know a friend that this on her Igbo paper

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  73. Unknown7 January 2016 at 23:11

    I go give am zero in capital letter.

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  74. Unknown7 January 2016 at 23:11

    Big Ode!

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  75. Ophacy7 January 2016 at 23:12

    I can only award marks if no other student could answer the same question. Though it's not right.

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  76. mims moses7 January 2016 at 23:13

    lol.....the examiner should have pity na on the student at least for the nerve

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  77. Unknown7 January 2016 at 23:14

    hahaha,this reminded me about my 2nd semester examination,I wrote four questions,in could not answer one remaining,I just wrote sir sorry I don't know u,I understand d guy jare.

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  78. Micheal7 January 2016 at 23:17

    hahahahaha.........once did that

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  79. Unknown7 January 2016 at 23:21

    He's not serious lol

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  80. Alfred Adelaja7 January 2016 at 23:25

    Lwkmd!!! Linda I'm laffin so hard tears are rolling out of my eyes. #Heya make them pity this student o

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  81. Unknown7 January 2016 at 23:27

    Lol. No b small thing oh

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  82. Unknown7 January 2016 at 23:28

    Oya e dun be

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  83. Anonymous7 January 2016 at 23:30

    So unbelievable.somebody tell the guy that faith without good work is dead.

    DALU linda

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  84. Unknown7 January 2016 at 23:32

    From his writing he doesn't seem like someone who was poorly taught, he/she is just a lazy student.. I actually came across smtin similar whilst I was marking NECO exams once...just funny but at the same time annoying and pathetic

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  85. Demmy7 January 2016 at 23:34

    D result nah G10 not F9.lol

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  86. Anonymous7 January 2016 at 23:37

    Bhuuuhahahaaa I laff in spanish
    As 4 d 'marker' LeaveTrash4Lawma #LT4LM# jooor

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  87. Okaro7 January 2016 at 23:37

    Wonders shall never end...

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  88. Adeyanju Best7 January 2016 at 23:38

    gerrarahere

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  89. Unknown7 January 2016 at 23:38

    Lmao. Hahaha. This is really serious.







    Busy Fingers.

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  90. sandra edah7 January 2016 at 23:39

    Hahahaha

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  91. Unknown7 January 2016 at 23:41

    Lol

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  92. Unknown7 January 2016 at 23:41

    Ode of life


    Toni'Fresh West

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  93. Unknown7 January 2016 at 23:47

    Dis is d highest joke I have seen, wen religion meets reality, ur body go tell u wen result comes out. Miracle do happen anyway lols

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  94. Anonymous7 January 2016 at 23:48

    Hahahaha the lazy types huh.

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  95. TES7 January 2016 at 23:50

    Choi! Teacher bikoooooh give us mark and God wil give u mark. Lol

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  96. Unknown7 January 2016 at 23:54

    lwkmd!!!!! ok o....

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  97. Makkypearl7 January 2016 at 23:57

    Lolz... Some students sha.. Very funny

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  98. Onobeze7 January 2016 at 23:59

    Just imagine what our future holds. please all Educational boards should take note and let all hands be on deck.

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  99. Anonymous8 January 2016 at 00:03

    *rotfl****

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  100. Unknown8 January 2016 at 00:03

    Loooool

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  101. Debbie Chelsea8 January 2016 at 00:05

    Lol...

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  102. Phebe8 January 2016 at 00:10

    That person isn't ready to pass his/her exams.

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  103. Unknown8 January 2016 at 00:11

    lool

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  104. mary nwa mama8 January 2016 at 00:20

    nothing wey person no go see

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  105. Eddy Ogbunambala 8 January 2016 at 00:22

    LMAO! Oburu obele ife

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  106. Unknown8 January 2016 at 00:23

    Laughing rily hard, if u can write dis, u shld jst attempt the question dear, naija people lol. Linda post o

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  107. Unknown8 January 2016 at 00:24

    Laughing rily hard, if u can write dis, u shld jst attempt the question dear, naija people lol. Linda post o

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  108. bhallz8 January 2016 at 00:24

    lmfao ..na die b dis

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  109. pazee8 January 2016 at 00:25

    Kai...u go too fail aswear...olodo

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  110. Unknown8 January 2016 at 00:28

    Heaven help those who help themself

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  111. Gold's place8 January 2016 at 00:35

    Lmao
    "Begging in the name of God of okunerere adoration ministry" that one got me
    Some people are too dramatic.

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  112. Unknown8 January 2016 at 00:37

    Lol...

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  113. Rukky8 January 2016 at 00:42

    Don't know what to make of this

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  114. Anonymous8 January 2016 at 00:56

    Hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahaaaaa hahahahaaaa hahahaaa. I just cant control myself and my tommy is paining me in laughter. I cant believe this. Well this is what they teach in their churches, in the okunerere ministry for testimony. You cant believe it, this is crazy. let the churches teach these people the truth; that there is no substitute to hard work. Let them know that its only in the dictionary that success comes before work and on the key pads of their hand sets. You hear them often; I came and senior pastor prayed for me, prayed for my biro, prayed for my examiner and I didn't know what I wrote but I scored a B, praise the lord. This is funny. Any way we know where they end up kwanu; as ushers in the okunerere ministry. Am still laughing.

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    1. Mizz Taygah9 January 2016 at 09:32

      Lwkm. @as ushers in okunerere ministry. Lol. Thank you for this comment.... Nigerians being blinded by religion. If your religion teaches you to be lazy, then you're in the wrong place.





      Egbon Linda, if you want the comment, come and collerit!

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  115. AMIJEZ8 January 2016 at 01:24

    Kai,dnt know whether to start laughing in d midnyt or to cry for this student. What if d marker is not a christian?

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  116. dpapa8 January 2016 at 01:31

    The guy na guy man o and they better fail him now cos if not this one go use GOD name scam people well.

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  117. WEALTHWALE!!!! •LINDA's BOY•8 January 2016 at 01:36

    Mmm, what a pity. Was really touched by those words. Though who never can tell he/she might actually be a hardworking type regarding to what he/she said that they are not taught. God will favour her. It is well.














    #LindaThumbsUp

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  118. Pearlie8 January 2016 at 01:41

    I aff die...things some pastors do to people. Abeg even the bible said faith without work is dead. God help us

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  119. Chuks Bruno8 January 2016 at 02:22

    Lwkmd...Christianity has taken another jet

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  120. Unknown8 January 2016 at 05:30

    2016 already revealing wonders

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  121. Anonymous8 January 2016 at 07:39

    My dear go and read your books.yoy write well so you don't sound so dull.read your text books and you will pass.faith without works is dead.gbam!

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  122. Anonymous8 January 2016 at 07:40

    My dear go and read your books.you write well so you don't sound so dull.read your text books and you will pass.faith without works is dead.gbam!

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  123. Unknown8 January 2016 at 08:17

    Hahahahha hahahhaha. Abeg have mercy oooo and dash him mark ooooo. So funny

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  124. Unknown8 January 2016 at 08:26

    lol

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  125. Unknown8 January 2016 at 08:30

    lmao..waec ooo
    What a bold F9.


    #XENO-FABIAN

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  126. Unknown8 January 2016 at 08:49

    Lol.. eya

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  127. Eastner8 January 2016 at 08:52

    eeeyah....the student is really hoping!

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  128. Unknown8 January 2016 at 09:17

    LOLLEST! Dude, take your free access card for F9 kaba kaba joor!

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  129. Unknown8 January 2016 at 09:18

    this person no go kill me with laugh,i beg i know fit laugh jare.hahahahahaha(linda see to that)

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  130. Unknown8 January 2016 at 09:32

    It's either this person is a student of Rivers state university of science and technology or university of port Harcourt..cos adoration ministry AKA okunerere is in Obigbo area of Rivers State...

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  131. keke driver8 January 2016 at 10:00

    You MUST be a joker!!! Over fail go worry you.

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  132. Unknown8 January 2016 at 10:18

    Choi!

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  133. Anonymous8 January 2016 at 11:40

    Hum. Ok ooo. God will help and see him through with what he has written and submitted. "Heaven helps those who help themselves" so the adage goes

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  134. Anonymous8 January 2016 at 12:07

    Automatic F9

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  135. Anonymous8 January 2016 at 12:11

    hope this fell into a bearded, 3/4 trouser muslim markers hand for marking.

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  136. Unknown8 January 2016 at 19:15

    i pity you...angelmakiz@yahoo.com

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  137. calphybzztzz8 January 2016 at 19:41

    looooooooooool

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  138. Mizz Taygah9 January 2016 at 09:19

    "please help me and dash me mark" that part cracked me up. Lol. 😂 what will somborri not see oo??




    Egbon Linda, if you want the comment, come and collerit!

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  139. Mizz Taygah9 January 2016 at 09:28

    Thank you very much sir!! I'll call him and not feel bad... He's really using religion to whip up sentiments.... Am really surprised seeing lib readers saying they should pity him. Pity him for what exactly?? Abegi joor



    Egbon Linda, if you want the comment, come and collerit!

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  140. Unknown11 January 2016 at 19:40

    She don pass, 90%.....lol

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