Lol. Women have suffered. Yesterday, Funke Phillips shared the
messages sent to her by a man because she didn't reply his inbox
messages. Read Funke's sarcastic post after the cut...
"Ladies, make sure you always reply your inbox messages. You never
know. Your future husband might just be lurking around there and if you
don't reply he will think you're a 'snub' and your 'luck will pass you
by'. Oshisko. This is actually the sanest out of a bunch of retards populating my inbox.
Jah will save me from mad people. Say Amen." Amen!
Next...not funny
ReplyDeleteLol
DeleteAbeg ooooo
Ba dis tym dey use knife anyhow
Linda dont take note!
# oneandonlynwa@gmail.com#
# oneandonlynwa@gmail.com#
I know funke Philips,f dude is het cousin,they love attention,they made this up....
DeleteIt's very funny,hahahahaa
DeleteI don't blame him, I blame desperate ladies who think marrying is the ultimate thing.
Delete#Ourmentalitymustchange!
Some guys sha
DeleteHahahahhahahahaaha,another type of madness
DeleteLIB ADDICT#just passing#
Hahahahahahaha.. hehehehehhehehe
DeleteEwo.. Chai. Brother, No vex..
#LIB ADDICT#
Not funny #sneh
DeleteTheir palaver
DeleteWho dem help?
For the fact that u have access to a woman's contact does not mean she knows u exist. And for the fact u are her friend n she is not in a relationship hence u want to ask her out does not mean she has interest in u. Truth is she might not find u either physically, intellectually, sexually, financially attractive.
DeleteTurning u down n u taking it in bad light make u less than a man. Hence u don't deserve her
Very funny
DeleteI was preparing to laugh, but it wasn't funny.
DeleteWild flowers!
Nonsense
DeleteLolll Oga nor be by force na; woman still reply well na
DeleteMy view not urs!!!!
Hahahahahaha I had such experience too.. some guys are funny
DeleteLols... This is so me😂
Delete#Bye
Very nauseating - some men are full of shit
DeleteIs the guy okiie??? #Justaskingo! Linda take note!
DeleteWalahi same thing happened to me,if u dnt reply they can take it overly personal
DeleteIrritating much
Delete"how can you snub your future husband". Oh my!!! Whose future husband is this biko?? Am unable to fit deal.... Am out!
DeleteEgbon Linda, if you want the comment, come and collerit!
Lmfao!
ReplyDeleteRunaway from such a man oh
Hahaha
It happens to me a wholeeeee lot but funny how that response or any response at all will be the beginning of a new preaching only just when u are getting excited that the person will finally leave u...... it just leaves me with the conclusion that some plmen have time.... this type of luck Biko I no want..... strolls away Linda open gate abeg night Don cover
DeleteEwooo!!! N all the while i thought you were a guy @i must win.
DeleteEgbon Linda, if you want the comment, come and collerit!
Amennnnnnnnnnnnn oooo oooo Linda
ReplyDeleteCrazy Nigerian Guys...smh
ReplyDeleteLmao...The guy is pained
ReplyDeleteWhy didnt she reply in the first place. I hate it when a girl starts feeling too big..after, when they reach 40 years old they will be crying they havnt gotten married meanwhile you already chased the potential guys away. See the poor guy begging just to get a reply from you. Such a wicked woman! Very annoying
ReplyDeleteNow I can confirm that this Stern is a stupid boy kowai !!! Haba try to have some sense Abi you left your senses in Nigeria on your way abroad ?
Delete@stern, not every lady is a phone addict, I might not check my fb 4 days, cuz there are more important things I need to attend to, similarly, some guys no dey chill @ all,go offline 4 5 mins and dey'll talk as if u'v left dem hanging for a year. And besides shey nah likdat u go take woo your future wife abi? Is okay.
DeleteAnon anuohia how did u know he's abroad ? Cos u stalk him right?
DeleteLol admit u love him but chose to come with hate. Anu mpam !
Hahahahaa willy go kill person o
DeleteLolz Wili my frnd wia hv u been? Missed ur comments cos dey alwz crack me up.
DeleteLib freak
WILHEMINNA, Thanks for that EPIC response.
DeleteWilly, welcome back. I see the New Year has not delivered u from ur old problems. Anybody who reads comments here regularly knows that Stern says he lives in Canada. I remember asking him once, how to get Basketmouth tickets for a Toronto show cos he claimed to have the hook-up. The guy is a confirmed moron. Just like u.
DeleteI like him too... please what's his name on fb
DeleteWilli baby, welcome bk... So so good to have u back. Mbok ur comments cracks me up. But where have u been naa.. You could have won the dec giveaway. I miss u joor
DeleteWhy in the world will a guy approach a girl with "Hey sexy"? What sort of line is that? So because a girl should get married she will respond to every tom dick and Harry. Do u know how many Facebook messages we get in a day from people u don't know? So we should reply to all because we want to be married?
DeleteReplying morons means u are a bigger moron. Usu mikwaa GI nipples there!
DeleteMiriam and oda anons yes I'm back...
Thanks
Hahahahahahahaha!
DeleteSee as person FB message come bring fight. Lol
I needed this Epic response to Crack mi up.
Anon pls send in more.
Second Anonymous 5:44PM, you couldn't have put it better.
DeleteIt seems like you are the one in the convo...chill o. No be by force. Is marriage a woman's life ambition ? Rest jor
DeleteWth! Lmao!!!
ReplyDeleteLol....Amen....i ff u say ooo..oshi...ode
ReplyDeleteBeta for her to distance herself from that nigga.. he's a psycho!!
ReplyDeleteOne actually blocked me because i didn't reply his messages.
Delete😃, someone once sent me something similar. .... I didn't reply n he blocked 'me'...lol..... People are really insane
ReplyDeleteHahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahhahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha......this guy is insane! Jezzzzzzzz!!!!
ReplyDelete#GLORY2GLORY#
HA ha ha ha ha! Lindodo my sister I can only imagine what you must be going through right now in the hands of men like these? Be courageous dear. Some of us men sef!
ReplyDeleteI'm not a robot!
Je ne suis pas un Robot!
Abughi m Igwe obula!
Nye manyi robot debu!
Mi O yi Sé Irin!
!!!!!!!
Lol. One heck of a crackhead.
ReplyDeleteRetard.
DeleteHahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahhahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha......this guy is insane! Jezzzzzzzz!!!!
ReplyDelete#GLORY2GLORY#
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahhahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha......this guy is insane! Jezzzzzzzz!!!!
ReplyDelete#GLORY2GLORY#
lol ,this guy is something else oh .
ReplyDeleteIts annoying when u wanna chat with a person but he/she ain't replying.... But in this case guy has gone too far..how does he even know he's her future husband...Lol
ReplyDeletelmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ReplyDeletehahahahaahaahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Bt sum bae too do jare,no amen amen
ReplyDeleteAm in LOVE with a coco... Let's go Linda
ReplyDeleteLol...
ReplyDeleteU know weda she get Data?
#sips orijin#
Crazy indeed...
ReplyDeleteThis guy is damn funny
ReplyDeleteLol. The guy means business oo!
ReplyDelete#commonsense
Lol. Desperate tout
ReplyDeleteSee this desperate idiot. Maybe his juju did not work. Lol
DeleteHmmmm...this man never crase or mad so?? Abeg babe leave trash for LAWMA jare!
ReplyDeleteDrunk in LOVE..... Let's go Linda
ReplyDeleteSo foolish a man... wat nonsense
ReplyDeleteNa his problem be that.
ReplyDelete#Hajia Mufliat
Lol.....have had such experience before,really a psycho.
ReplyDeleteDm sliding at its most ferocious. Biko chick reply u dm's ooo...#udo
ReplyDeleteMe with their ego, they can even eat a shot just to satisfy their wants. #IRepLIB
ReplyDeleteI have them on my list! Pests!
ReplyDeleteOkbye.
Leave trash for lawma...Believe
ReplyDeleteVery very very hilarious
ReplyDeleteGet that all the time
ReplyDeleteNo news???
Lol.. future husband Ko future husband ni...pysco???
ReplyDeleteSe dandan ni?
ReplyDeleteLinda go and marry!!!!! Ewu
ReplyDeleteAhan! Ahan!! Funke!!! A simple hello won't hurt anyone now, not like the guy was rude to you. He was even begging u and why call him a retard? U could at least chat with then make it clear u ain't interested in his proposal and if he comes out to be rude, u can then ignore
ReplyDeleteWhat a stupid comment!!
DeleteI totally relate with this! Had a similar experience recently. Mental illness is largely undiagnosed in Nigeria. And no be all madness be comot clothe type!
ReplyDeletePray u go out for a week and no guy even looks at u. Talk less say hi.
DeleteThen u will appreciate.
Lol, serious somtin
ReplyDeleteWww.insuranceinfoandtips.com
a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said...
ReplyDelete.
See as this nigga just fall my hand abeg.. Mumu......
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***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***
Lol, serious somtin
ReplyDeleteWww.insuranceinfoandtips.com
Lol
ReplyDeleteBut y wouldn't she reply
Women send me such messages as well....may be i will have to send it to Linda as well..
ReplyDeleteHis own cup of tea.
ReplyDeleteMadness*rollingmyfyneyes*
ReplyDeleteToo funny abeg
ReplyDeleteLOL
ReplyDeleteLWKMD so funny
ReplyDeleteLmaoooo. ..some guys can sabi vex person eh! Fear message na
ReplyDeletethe guy has a mental problem...angelmakiz@yahoo.com
ReplyDeleteThat dude has a brain problem that will take up to ten years to fix. The earlier he come for repair, the better for him
ReplyDeleteIt's Better for him,the guy is a learner
ReplyDeleteD guy is sick
ReplyDeleteMISSVEE
I get this like everyday hahahhahahahahhahaha
ReplyDeleteYou too dey snub b dat abi? I will report you to that future husband!
DeleteAhahahah funny guy...funke future husband is drunk in love....
ReplyDeleteYou go fear future husband na..Lol
This joke really made my day
DeleteHahahahahahahahahahahaqhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah! Really funny!
ReplyDeleteMadness indeed has many colours......
ReplyDeleteLmao.
Amen ooo my lindodo.
Linda, pls u follow dey craz o...dis kind things Wey u dey give us eeh Choi!! I can't stop laughing.... this guy is a crazy desperado
ReplyDeleteThe noun is "snob", the verb is "snub". Let's get it right in 2016 people.
ReplyDeleteI also get insults like dis too from men on facebook who tink my whole life I jst sit nd wait to reply all their msg all day,sneh...men though
ReplyDeleteLolss...must one reply all inbox text?? Even when they can't type correct English...**#future hubby mgbo#
ReplyDeleteAya so that girl has missed her husband
ReplyDeleteLolzzz
ReplyDeleteHas has finish marring all the woman in his street is the one on facebook.
ReplyDeleteLol. Tot i was d only person wit such an experience.
ReplyDeletelol, linda you too oooo, you better be replying your email messages
ReplyDeleteSHE'S MAD WHY WILL SHE TOO SNUB LET'S BE REAL JOOR THAT'S HOW MOST LADIES MISS THEIR BLESSINGS WHAT'S BAD IF SHE REPLIES SAYING HELLO OR GIVING A LITTLE EXPLANATION AND SOME PEEPS ARE TYPING RUBBISH
ReplyDeleteVery foolish comment!!
DeleteEgbon Linda, if you want the comment, come and collerit!
Hehehehhe....the best way to chase dudes like dis is to bill them and you see dem run for their life....THE BLUNT BEING!
ReplyDeleteTake it easy linda, we know you have the blood of a feminist running in you. Most of those could actually be pulling your legs. Easy tigress...
ReplyDeleteHahahhahahh the guy is right some ladies are fond of that especially on social media dey fill too big to reply chat and inbox message. At least it will serve as a medium of warning to ladies out there dat turn snubbing into a habit # just. Passing by#
ReplyDeleteone major effect of joblessness. # ladyskirpo#
ReplyDeletefunny future husband!!!!
ReplyDeleteFunny u mr man
ReplyDeleteCyber stalker...I get lots of them on Facebook, twitter...sometimes they make me laff...future husband indeed, one sent my cousin 3000 naira airtime just so she can reply his msgs Fb...becos manage buy tecno android, person no go hear word for social media
ReplyDeleteLol..the guy is frustrated is it by force to reply Msg
ReplyDeletewhy do we only seeing the man photo but the woman photos was not there
ReplyDeleteto look?
NOT funny
ReplyDeleteLol. But some girls can form sha oooo
ReplyDeleteBullshit, and he's supposed to be on ur friends list right? How does subjecting an FB friend to scorn on this page make u feel? Surely u don't feel u're a better person right now cos Godamnit u're not.....Guys be careful with the kind of attention seeking and misguided ladies u add 2 ur friends lis
ReplyDeleteFunny guy ...
ReplyDeleteFunny guy #Abkeeys#
ReplyDeleteHehehe
ReplyDeleteretard
The whole post is bored but i don't sew any big deal in a reply either ,the guy shouldn't have gone that far before a ignoring too..but ladies gat there pride ..am Ayomitide by name
ReplyDeleteE favour de girl..why are u snub....lol
ReplyDeleteLol.Amen o. I can totally relaate with this.Na only God go deliver us o.
ReplyDeleteLolest lol....no be only future husband...inukwa onye ara!
ReplyDeleteHaahahahhaah so funny
ReplyDeleteNa by force to reply now lol
ReplyDeleteOf all the available willing and desperate babes on earth, why would any man seek a babe approval or friendship social media?Babes more available and cheaper in the world than online! A real sicko!!! Get a life, fool!
ReplyDeletehahahaha Na idiots plenti pass 4 SM
ReplyDeleteHahahahahaha... u never knw o Lol, u go fear husband...
ReplyDeleteDesperado
ReplyDeleteIt is gift n blessing some1 wants to reach out to u. Never take it for granted.
ReplyDeleteDem go dey pose. Dem go dey denge denge.
ReplyDeleteDon't worry she will reply you when she's 40 begging for attention . I dey laugh
Hahahahaha no chill
ReplyDeleteLol. Linda pls tell them. But na by force
ReplyDeleteLmao chai did guy is a freak
ReplyDeletePsycho..
ReplyDeleteLmao! some niqqas deserve daily beating fa.
ReplyDeletesha I've had several girl pests like this too.
MrCollz A.k.a Sanity Says.
He Retarded.
ReplyDeleteIt all sounds funny. These are the kind of men whose obsessive compulsion portends danger. She should report it. You'd be surprised to know many nasty incidences in Nigeria that starts by looking harmless.
ReplyDeleteThis guy is a fool...
ReplyDeleteHahahahaha
ReplyDeleteDis is actually Facebook madness
Insane guy like dis made me leave facebook.
#Edobabe#replinda#
It's true o, this isn't even a joke. They tend to get very aggressive. One said "I knew you before the plenty likes on fb". You can't even explain
ReplyDeleteThis is hilarious.... Future husband indeed
ReplyDeleteThere's nothing wrong responding to a simple hi ... even if you know that person have no way with you ..i just call it feeling too big and she is a fuck girl for that,. well the guy shouldn't have say much after hi , he should have just delete her off ... that's what i do
ReplyDeleteLooser
ReplyDeletedrunk in luv hubby..lol
ReplyDeleteThe guy is drunk in loveful nt love
ReplyDeleteThe guy is drunk in loveful nt love
ReplyDeleteThe guy is drunk in loveful nt love
ReplyDeleteThe guy is drunk in loveful nt love
ReplyDeletePlease are Funke's kids all from the same father? Just asking because she's always acting like a single mother.
ReplyDeleteCan't stop laughing. U ee ugnoring me again, i hate u. Lmao
ReplyDeleteCan't stop laughing. U ee ugnoring me again, i hate u. Lmao
ReplyDeleteThe guy is the biggest fool I ll ever see see as he dey chat with a lady like a pry sch boi choi!
ReplyDeleteKikikikiki. Ur time will pass u by
ReplyDeleteKikikikiki. Ur time will pass u by
ReplyDeletehahahahahaha
ReplyDeleteLol dis guy no get work oo lol
ReplyDeleteLol! Kolomenta
ReplyDeleteSome people need brain scan before they come on facebook...... some can insult the life out of you and your entire generation because you are too busy to reply their FB marriage proposal....... this one is actually insane tho'
ReplyDeletena by force
ReplyDeleteShe's mad. They r even facebook friends, not like the guy is famsing. She should reply or why did she accept his friend request?
ReplyDeleteDat kind tin
ReplyDelete"NeVeR SaY NeVeR"
Oshisko!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteLols I forbid that kain husband
ReplyDeletesome people don turn linda comment box to country share the land among demselves. na wah...... snubbing is not fair but dat dude na just crase man.
ReplyDeleteAre u princess Diana ?? Lady : are you daddy shokey ?? Hahahahahahahahah ... D conve funny abeg
ReplyDeleteLike seriously Dis guy is jobless....!
ReplyDeleteHow can u fall in love with a computer? u are only sending messages to someone on facebook that u have not seen or met? The kind native doctor wey do this guy madness, really go private university. EKPAR
ReplyDeleteLol
ReplyDeleteMade up.... Ijs
ReplyDeleteSimply Hilarious
ReplyDeleteoti yo ife pupo ju,ife ni,lover boy. Next story please! linda see to that case
ReplyDeleteROTFL... this year, may God help us not to ignore our future husband in Jesus name.
ReplyDeleteLinda we must marry this year.
ReplyDeletesome men can be so funny
ReplyDeletesome men can be so funny
The guy ain't serious.
ReplyDelete