The bizarre treatment is called 'vacuum therapy' which claims to enlarge women's butts. Two 'suction cups' are attached to each buttock for 45 minutes, and it supposedly 'raises, enlargen and re-affirm the butt'. It is designed to increase the blood
flow, and eventually the size of your butt after about five treatments. And they swear it works...more photos after the cut...
ReplyDeleteDid you notice that ALL of those who have been named as having shared in the blood money by #Dasuki are Muslims, Christians and even atheists?
Do you realise that ALL of them are Hausa, Yoruba, Igbo, Ijaw, Fulani and all of the hundreds of ethnic nationalities making up Nigeria?
Have you asked yourself why you didn't hear any shout of marginalisation or oppression when the money was being shared by Mr Donatus #Dasuki?
Let me break it down for you. In that secret place where they make a feast of our commonwealth, nobody is Hausa, Yoruba, Igbo, Ijaw or worefa. There's no Christian, Muslim or traditionalist when illicit money is to be preyed upon.
No tribe or religion, they belong to one family: the political class and their interests transcends tribe, ethnicity or religion. Money is their paradise and their belly is the only god they worship.
So, next time any of these ediats come screaming that your tribe is being marginalised or that someone is trying to wipe out your religion, tell him to kiss your fat black a*se and enjoy his journey to hell.
If you agree with him and allow them to turn your destiny to a Ludo game, then Sorry is your middle name and you suffer from a terminal disease called 'Congenital Stupidity'. It has no cure and the symptoms don't show very early.
Once you're afflicted with CS, the end result is to die in ignorance while defending the idiots who turned you into a whimpering dodo.
Accept my sympathy
....A Nija that makes sense!!!
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ReplyDeleteso nobody want to b like Agbani again.....every woman wants a big ass...so dey have to suck dia ass with dat machine....all just to confuse men....yet dey will b making noise in my neighborhood singin "all d single ladies" or formin "miss independent"
ReplyDeleteSo what's ya point?
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ReplyDeleteBut y girls are doing everything to have big boots.. Yil we men don't care
ReplyDeleteI can see many girls getting stretch marks with these..
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Na wa Oh nothing wey person no go see
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Girls eh!....chai
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ReplyDeleteUseless people! Before u no what their butt will start to bust. Mtcheeeeew!!! I sorry for those girls.
ReplyDeleteThis might definitely has a side effect. But will love it on me anyway.
ReplyDeletehmmmmm wonders shall never cease . all in d name of looking sexy
ReplyDeleteWey d result na?
ReplyDeleteTomorrow now we will hear or see picture of booty slice in pieces. Women will always fall for this kind thing. They never learn
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ReplyDeleteThis might definitely has a side effect. But will love it on me anyway.
ReplyDeleteThat means God didn't do His work well...is it not so? All in the name of fornication and adultery. seeking more attention to aggravate committing of sin. May God forgive them all
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Na wa ooo, this kind thing wey go increase blood flow for person body? Hian oh chim, my ass dey ok for the ooo
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Good for them
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ReplyDeleteVery soon our ppl will start practising it, sorry in advance bcos I will be here reading Lindas blog how ur butt take bust nonsense.
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