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Thursday 17 December 2015

Check out this organic booty procedure that makes your butt twice as big...with no surgery

The bizarre treatment is called 'vacuum therapy' which claims to enlarge women's butts. Two 'suction cups' are attached to each buttock for 45 minutes, and it supposedly 'raises, enlargen and re-affirm the butt'. It is designed to increase the blood flow, and eventually the size of your butt after about five treatments. And they swear it works...more photos after the cut...



143 comments:


  1. Did you notice that ALL of those who have been named as having shared in the blood money by #Dasuki are Muslims, Christians and even atheists?

    Do you realise that ALL of them are Hausa, Yoruba, Igbo, Ijaw, Fulani and all of the hundreds of ethnic nationalities making up Nigeria?

    Have you asked yourself why you didn't hear any shout of marginalisation or oppression when the money was being shared by Mr Donatus #Dasuki?

    Let me break it down for you. In that secret place where they make a feast of our commonwealth, nobody is Hausa, Yoruba, Igbo, Ijaw or worefa. There's no Christian, Muslim or traditionalist when illicit money is to be preyed upon.

    No tribe or religion, they belong to one family: the political class and their interests transcends tribe, ethnicity or religion. Money is their paradise and their belly is the only god they worship.

    So, next time any of these ediats come screaming that your tribe is being marginalised or that someone is trying to wipe out your religion, tell him to kiss your fat black a*se and enjoy his journey to hell.

    If you agree with him and allow them to turn your destiny to a Ludo game, then Sorry is your middle name and you suffer from a terminal disease called 'Congenital Stupidity'. It has no cure and the symptoms don't show very early.

    Once you're afflicted with CS, the end result is to die in ignorance while defending the idiots who turned you into a whimpering dodo.

    Accept my sympathy
    ....A Nija that makes sense!!!

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  2. I really need to try that out.

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    1. Women! You people's problems are many o...butt vaccum sucker...lmao... a man that loves you truly will love you even if you are a Nicki minaj or a Linda Ikeji...

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  3. Can boootie get you a house in banana island?

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    1. If you don't try...how wld u know? Give ur botty to homo big boy n see Na!

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  4. Oyinbo sha! Nothing wey dem no go do..

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    1. They make it for black women and we just keep buying

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  5. Bollocks. I've got enough for export sef

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    1. Bonita, so u r the one i've been searching for? :)

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  6. APC is from the devil17 December 2015 at 21:03

    Linda baby will you do it?

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  7. WtF! The craze about big butt is gettin out of hand

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  8. Wetin man pikin no go see for linda's blog. .ladies get in here, we won't kill guys o

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  9. What's so special about huge butt self..not as if it adds more flavor to sex.. oyibo get time shaa..

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    1. Bro, stop that thing! No pleasure like giving doggy to a big booty!

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    2. I am so trying this shit... that ass of mine must big oh..

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  10. NAWA ooo Girls No dey smile for butt enlargement sha. www.passivearners.blogspot.com.ng

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  11. Nothing we won't see,,anti christ booty

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  12. What is this world turning into?! There are side effects, trust me

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  13. Lol.....as in ehn..women r root of all evil scince days of Adam..

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  14. AFTER BIG BUM BUM WHAT NEXT. WOMEN CAN BE SOOO VAIN.

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  15. Those it work on BOOBS my baby will need it she gat small BOOBS

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  17. Butt enlargement..notin wey man pikin no go see.....jst me

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  18. What's all the stress for kwanu??? Linda take note!

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  19. What is wrong with the one God has given to them......Strange pple

    Moye says so via BB Passport courtesy LIB....

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  20. This thing looks really painful

    www.glowyshoes.com

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  21. What's all the stress for kwanu??? Linda take note!

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  22. Yep, how about organic boob enlarger.#IRepLIB

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  23. Wet in we no go see for this World!

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  24. The things girls do these days.. Makes me wonder atimes...

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  25. so nobody want to b like Agbani again.....every woman wants a big ass...so dey have to suck dia ass with dat machine....all just to confuse men....yet dey will b making noise in my neighborhood singin "all d single ladies" or formin "miss independent"

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  26. What are women doing to themselves? All for what?

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  27. But y girls are doing everything to have big boots.. Yil we men don't care

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  28. I can see many girls getting stretch marks with these..

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  29. I want too..where can I do this o biko? Or how else can I get big booty pls anyone..

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  30. Oh dear! Women sha....SMH!





















    #TeamBlessed#

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  31. Na wa Oh nothing wey person no go see

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  32. u women will Neva cease to amaze nd amuse me
    from silicon to dis..
    God help us

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  33. Oyinbo and their madness shaa... Tot they love it skinny!

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  34. Just Negodu suction cup booty, it will hv d suction cup shape. Kikiki

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  35. End time ass, I hate fake life, thank God my own is real and shapy

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  36. Rubbish!

    Counter fake can never b lik original. Biko dis aren't worth d trouble.

    Comment frm ROYAL PRIESTHOOD (royalpriesthood007@gmail.com)

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  37. ds oyibo no de cari last,babe mek una njoy yl it last。。。TOMJERRYSWIT

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  38. Where is prince charming and bloglord? I really miss the insults and drama on this blog that always crack me up.

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  39. Kai, women wahala

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  40. Nothing we no go see for this world o!
    Na wa!








    << LIB Addict >>

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  41. OMG! So this is what they go through coz of artificial beauty.
    Some women tho.


    ~BONARIO~says so via NOKIA LUMIA

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  42. Hahahaha Na wahoooo for this oyibo

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  43. Hmmm...there's nothing I won't see smh

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  44. I pity some pple... dee

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  45. Useless people! Before u no what their butt will start to bust. Mtcheeeeew!!! I sorry for those girls.

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  46. This might definitely has a side effect. But will love it on me anyway.

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  47. hmmmmm wonders shall never cease . all in d name of looking sexy

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  48. Wey d result na?

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  49. Tomorrow now we will hear or see picture of booty slice in pieces. Women will always fall for this kind thing. They never learn

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  50. hmm....women, nawa for Una oooooo

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  51. Wahala dey ooo! End time things...

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  52. This might definitely has a side effect. But will love it on me anyway.

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  53. That means God didn't do His work well...is it not so? All in the name of fornication and adultery. seeking more attention to aggravate committing of sin. May God forgive them all

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  54. They keep re-strategising. Me don't need it,i've got more than enough to last a life time.

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  55. Which country they dey do this one? Brazil?

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  56. All dis bcos of men????

    Olatee

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  57. Please linda,where do they d this.i need it badly.

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  59. Na wa ooo, this kind thing wey go increase blood flow for person body? Hian oh chim, my ass dey ok for the ooo

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  60. Reason Why I hate girls...nufin s real about u bitches tho

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  61. this is not needed joor,natural is good enuf.somebody likes u d way u are.

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  62. And its side effects?
    ~D great anonymous!

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  63. My babe need am oooo, her yash is 2 smalllll














    !brightosman aka fake phyno .#gerarahere

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  64. Waste of time!

    Counterfeit can never b lik original. Biko dis doesn't worth it.

    Comment frm ROYAL PRIESTHOOD (royalpriesthood007@gmail.com)

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  65. Seriously, am in dire need of this procedure lol

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  66. What ever happened to those days when our parents and some of us were content with the way God made us now technology has spoilt everything a lot of fakness here and there. A lot of women with small butts will start to experiment. Dear Linda take note

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  67. Life of a woman. Stress too much. She wants big buttocks una complain, small buttocks una go still complain. Na wa o.

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  68. Wetin human no go see/hear. Nah wah o

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  69. Very soon our ppl will start practising it, sorry in advance bcos I will be here reading Lindas blog how ur butt take bust nonsense.

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  70. Disclaimer opinions expressed in comments are those of comment writers alone nd does not reflect or represent the views of Linda ikeji yes I heard Linda but I still wonder why comment will be visible after appoval... waiting for linda or any body break down.

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  71. hmmmmmmmmmm,nothing person no go see for this world..

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  72. 3 Best LIB 2015 commenter's:
    Royal Priesthood
    Juliet Iwuno
    AbokiDaWarriBoy

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  73. I like this. I will encourage ladies to do this. Am an Ass guy

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  74. natin person will not c....biko oyibo people shey unah Neva invent brain and idea enlargement come and pay me to tell u how to do that yeye pple and some gurls will b happy.I wish dem luck ...# inspired by Linda

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  75. Cancer in the making....

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  76. All to impress men abi. Gd bye to men dt luv small ass.

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  77. Iberibe bu oya. Haba oyibo people, try and be content with what has been handed out to your racial group. You guys cant have it all. Specially packaged for Africans only. Their main competitors.

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  78. Wetin person no go see for this Uwa

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  79. Something wey 1night 4 my crib go give you hmm testimonies

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  80. Girls with there madness...





    ~make I go take one bottle of beer~

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  81. VACUMM EXP...
    I PERFORMED PROCEDURE ON PATIENTS LAST WEEK...

    @THEBEAT999FREAK

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  82. Na wa ooo,nothin wey person no go see,anyways,,their own cup of kunu.

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  83. so pathetic. And very expensive.

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  84. so pathetic. And very expensive.


    "peacemaker"

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  85. Na by force to get big bombom wey God no give you? Ladies na wa for una o.. Double your hustle

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  86. Oyinbo sha. Chicaly49@gamil.com

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  87. AMAKSSSSSSSSSSSSS18 December 2015 at 09:40

    SMH............MCHEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!










    Linda'sNameSake

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  88. Please Linda, don't try this oh, love you natural just the way u are. Ur size is just perfect, nothing pass God.

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  89. Okay i need this! No surgery?! THis is what I have been looking for naaaw. *Now searching google for where to get it done*

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  90. Temporary and looks very painful...

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