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Saturday 22 August 2015

Man injects Viagra into his manhood and it almost explodes

A man had to be rushed to hospital after his penis nearly exploded when he injected it with 'Viagra'.
The terrified victim had to have lots of blood pumped from his manhood after his lusty experiment went horribly wrong.

And unbelievably the foolhardy Lothario, 31, who goes by the username sorec**k, says he will do it again just as soon as he recovers.

The cautionary tale came to light on the social media site Reddit. His story began when he and his wife, 27, decided to try swinging and enjoyed it thoroughly. But his stamina didn't match his ambition.
He posted:
"I got a little greedy. "I saw a urologist and told him I had erectile dysfunction. "He prescribed various pills." 
But none of them had the desired effect."So the next step was injections straight into the side of the penis," he said. "I called it Viagra in the post title, but actually it's called TriMix. "Same effect though. "I initially balked at the idea."
After doing some research on the effects, however, he was sold. Initially things were going well, but when it was time to stop, he encountered a problem.
"And that's where things got dicey," he said. "I started pouring cold water over it. Nothing. "I took four Sudafed pills (as suggested online when you get an out-of-control erection). Nothing. 
"I started exercising major muscle groups, doing endless sets of push-ups, pull-ups, squats, etc. (also recommended online, in order to divert the blood). Nothing. "Three hours in, it was starting to really hurt...and I was starting to panic. 
"Knowing that the medication came with a warning that prolonged erections lasting longer than four hours require emergency medical attention, I rushed to the ER. "Telling the elderly Hispanic woman in triage what happened wasn't fun. "I was writhing in pain at this point, and...was so sensitive and painful, I could not walk and required a wheelchair because the sensation of it rubbing against my shorts as I walked was incredibly painful. 
"Yes, I was awkwardly covering up my erection the entire time. "Eventually I got wheeled into a room."I got two full doses of morphine before I calmed down a bit. 40 minutes later, a team of doctors and nurses came in. 
"The resident doctor was a young, cute Indian woman who - unlike the others in the room who tried very hard to act serious - read me and the situation better and made it pretty clear that she thought this was all pretty hilarious and cheered me up immediately, by turns making fun of me and being very vaguely flirtatious. 
"Eventually they got a butterfly needle and proceeded to extract a STUPENDOUS amount of blood...as the doctors took turns squeezing. 
"Needless to say, I'll be doing this again, starting at a third of the first dosage."

Some people don't learn.

47 comments:

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    1. Try it again this time it will fall off

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    2. Lol, I pray it bursts next time

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    3. This guy just wants his eggplant to explode sha.

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  2. Good for him







    #it WILL only GET better
    #IT must END in PRAISE

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    1. That's shit is fcuked up....stopped using it, when it started giving me serious catarrh and headache

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  3. Good for him







    #it WILL only GET better
    #IT must END in PRAISE

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  4. Hmmmmm. He shouldn't dare try dis again if his life is worth living except otherwise.

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  5. Silly man.He should go and do it again.

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  6. Linda,kai..i no fit laf.d guy 4 try our local agbo 4 here.

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  7. Iberibe in the highest order. .I hope he doesn't survive the second time...

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  8. Sorry but it kinda serves him right.

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  9. He might not be as lucky next time.

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  10. Ewu oyibo
    May de next tym wil b his end
    #oneandonlynwa@gmail.com#

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  11. Good for him.

    ckjacob.blogspot.com for suspense stories

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  12. Nah him sabi,ijiji na enweghi nti na eso ozu la n'ini

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  13. a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said..
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    Very stupid man.....
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    ***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***

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  14. This is awfully very funny. Especially where they wrote that his stamina couldnt match his ambition. Lmaoooo.

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  15. Oloshi......... he should do it again now, and this time around, the manhood will explode.....

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  16. Good riddance at least women shud start having ideas how to handle *(no how to wreck) all those "reckless" dicks...

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  17. Nothing is ever as good as natural

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  18. Happy for him. He apparently loves hurting himself

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  19. Funny as it may sound, i believe this story because similar thing happened here in Abuja last Wednesday night.

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  20. May God Forgive him.

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  21. I hope the next one doesn't kill him. Oloshi!











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  22. Generic Viagra is better solution for male sexual health problem.

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  23. Generic Viagra 100mg also known as blue pill helps men solve their problem of erectile dysfunction.

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