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Sunday 23 August 2015

43-year-old virgin gets new 8in inflatable bionic eggplant

A man who had his penis ripped off  when he was 6 years old has been fitted with an 8in bionic manhood which inflates when you squeeze the testicles.
43 year old Virgin Mohammed Abad, lost his penis in a road accident in Huddersfield but now, for the first time, he has a fully functioning package complete with "on" and "off" buttons.

And he says he's ready to try it out.
Mohammed, who appeared on Embarrasing Bodies in 2011, told The Sun: 'When you want a bit of action you press the "on" button.
"When you are finished you press another button. It takes seconds.
"Some ladies might want to try it out."
The ingenious design is fitted with two tubes inside the shaft, which pump fluid from his stomach into the penis by pressing a button on his scrotum.

Another button then drains the fluid.

It took surgeons at University College London 3 years to mould Mohammed's new member using skin taken from his arm.

He underwent 100 operations in total, including an 11-hour procedure to attach the device.

Mohammed, from Edinburgh, is newly single.

His wife, who he wed 2 years ago without telling her about his condition, left him last year.

He said he would be be upfront with any future partner.

45 comments:

  1. Hian which kain robot prick be DAT?

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  2. Hopesay this penis wont electrocute him?

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  3. This doctors are really good at what dey do

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  4. I noticed something- people that bear "Mohammed" don't ever give up on sex! They love it, worship it and adore it! Your prick was severed, why not focus on any other thing worthwhile other than focusing on how to create an 8-inch terrorist weapon! Who pikin you wan kill?

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    1. Yes, ya knw his gonna need it in heaven where he got like 7 virgins waitn for him.

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  5. Oh my God...he's gone through a lot...I pray all this pain won't be in vain...

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  6. Nawa o, button pennis? Wonders shall never end

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  7. Wtf how can u be dickless and marry? Mad man. But to have a dick constructed for u.

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  8. I would have pray for him,but since his a terrorist because any one answering muhammed is a terrorist.












    #sad indeed

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    1. This is Not where your foolishness is needed,didn't you read the manual? It says your foolishness is needed in your village

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    2. Idiot, that's why ur English can never be good.......useless words come out from a senseless person like yhu.....#thinktwice

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    3. Shoro niyen

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    4. How could he not have told his wife about the condition. Wicked man!

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    5. May God Almighty 4give u blc u dnt knw what u re saying

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  9. I would have pray for him,but since his a terrorist because any one answering muhammed is a terrorist.












    #sad indeed

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  10. Just what LIBer ladies would like alongside their leader, Linda.

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  11. And I'm certain most women won't mind fitting their men with one of these as a spare. Guys no more excuses oh. LoL

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  12. So sorry. I pray he finds a woman that will accept him because I don't know if I can o. Chaii I feel his pains. 43years no show.

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  13. Haaaaa!Am sure some ladies will come for a test. SMH

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  14. Hmmmn...he beta attach a users manual to it bcos some ladies migt squeeze harder than necessary

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  15. Pics of the new eggplant pls.


    Lol

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  16. Are u crazy or just plain stupid?

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  17. Creativity...I hope it's functions well for him.

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  18. Don't know if to laugh or be sad!

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  19. Lols @ dessymal, especially 4 naija ladies

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  20. This news ain't complete without the eggplant photos....haba!

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  21. Wow...that's a good one, cos it seem better than most guy's

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  22. Hian! There's nothing these people won't show us

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  23. Lol. Dat wch used to be his hrtache has bn fixed, we should always tnk God for wat we have.
    #*karlishah*

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  24. Ehyah! So he'll try straffing for d first time. Good for him!

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  25. Omo the guy tried a whole 43yrs and BTW don't blame ur wife for leaving u. Na crace dey worry u without the sex for marriage wetin come remain????

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  26. A package with an "off" and "on" button? I can't deal biko.











    #TeamBlessed#

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  27. NA WA O. Oyinbo pple dey try o.

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