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Friday, 10 July 2015

Lol. The girl who married a portrait comes for me on Facebook

Remember the girl whose wedding to a portrait I posted here a few days ago? If you missed it see it here...well she came for me on Facebook...lol. See what she wrote after the cut...


Eku orire - :-)

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  1. This girl get mind ooooooo

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  2. Buhahhahahaha good for both of u

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  3. Good 4 u Linda

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  4. Damn Linda.. e pain you ehn? Pele

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  5. Ugly bride. Now I understand how desperate u re. Shame on u for marrying a portrait.

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  6. Lol, this girl is sick

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  7. omo Ale nie linda...oti bad ju

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  8. Absence dick or presence dick ????
    Lol

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  9. Hehehehheheheheeheh nawa o she's gat nerve you know. but Linda abeg stop your Amebo nau can't you see she's pained?

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  10. What is she wearing? Is that moin-moin beside the cake? is it in this century that one marries a potrait? my dear go and sitdown somewhere u should be ashamed of yourself..mtscheew

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  11. This girl no well ooooooo, stupid girl

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  12. Hahahahaha. That last line tho

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  13. I was totally on her side till she said d...k.

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  14. Linda go and marry ooooooo
    Lolzzzzzz

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  15. Wow! @ Riding his d***k, and a broda somewhere in Kuala Lumpur will be thinking he avoided the Ashanas there to marry a descent girl in Nigeria. Not knowing he just married an Olosho that just gave her life to Christ for 5seconds.
    Btw you may kiss your groom/frame

    ~BONARIO~says so via NOKIA LUMIA

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  16. Well said girl, well said.. everything u said dere makes a whole lotta sense. It's nobody's business really.

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  17. Stupid thing.

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  18. Linda come marry me I'm fucking single ......

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  19. She's not riding his d**k, if she was she wouldn't be joined to his portrait. Or was the d**k conjured?

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  20. Nd to fink she looks dumb... nice words girl. U hit d nail. U couldn't av said it better

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  21. Lobatan...........God catch U.
    I thot it was a bit under - handed of U. Truth be told no matter how amusing those pictures were (and they were) it's not our place to judge. Different strokes for different folks abi?

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  22. BUT LINDA COME TO THINK OF IT, THE CHICK MADE A WHOLE LOT OF SENSE O. I HAVE THE FEELINGS THAT ARE MARRIED BUT U NEVER MADE IT KNOWN TO THE PUBLIC, BUT IF U HAVE NOT, WELL GOD KNOWS THE BEST

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  23. Linda you heard her? Better leave her n her portrait hubby....

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  24. Never underestimate ow happy u will be by minding your business! Wholla!
    Nice!

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  25. Mumu Somebody!!
    This Ur bobo get D..k so??????
    Ugly cockroach

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  26. Oloshi,u marry a portrait and stil makin mouth,judging by des pics I can tell d so caled husbnd is a husslin lowlife in a neighboring country,u no see rich portrait marry?aare dose supos to b cupcakes or moimoi,and dat agege bread u call cake,not to mention dis ur cele sutana wedin gown,il stil av to ignore ur jerry curls hair,aunty u are on ur own on,u no see rich ghost nab,naa I neva chop oversea huby u nab.chai!ur life is doomed.my dear mgbeke abeg enjoy ur Togo husbnd o.dnt frget to snd him monthly allowance fr him to survive sha.congrats

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  27. Ntoin Linda. Good for you!!!!!! You report stupid unnessary news. People get married in absential all the time, although it might look stupid, at least shes married. hahahaha

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  28. wow linda she is so blunt I like the way you posted how she attacked you on your blog when she realises her man is also gay, then her story would still end on your blog

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  29. Yes linda u deserve it for trolling on fb and putting ur nose where u shudnt.Next time mind ur business...

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  30. lmao @ riding his d...just knw u are not the only one doing that, probably thats why he didnt show up.

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  31. Linda u haven't seen anything yet. Just watch out for punch.
    OMG

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  32. Ouch Linda! She won in dis round ooo.

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  33. She shd shut her trap, I will rather remain single dan get married to a portrait, am sure she's do desperate to get d guy cos av witnessed similar case. Linda is far better dan u dis single but married.

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  34. ewo oooo Linda let her be joor dnt pay attention to her.Gods time is d best*cheers*much lv frm AliZEE

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  35. Is that Moi- Moi beside the cake? Awele

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  36. Is that Moi- Moi beside the cake? Awele

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  37. Is that Moi- Moi beside the cake? Awele

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  38. PERSONALLY I NO LIKE LAURA IKEJI (i mean linda lousy sister) but babe U FUCK UP with this wedding sha

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  39. I don't understand this wedding is it that the groom is in prison or hes an illegal immigrant somewhere, how can u do wedding wit picture so tey i wear wedding dress, cut cake, get bridal train sef.... Madam bride u r insane in the membrane

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  40. Na her cup of tea ooh plus how can u ride an invisible d**'

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  41. Linda y mock her now? Its not fair

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  42. wait oo i forget to ask na ur wall she post dis rubbish ni?jst delete am fast fast

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  43. LMAO. like seriously, if not for her response, I was still doubting if d picture was real or not. She nd her family must be a joker.

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  44. LMAO. like seriously, if not for her response, I was still doubting if d picture was real or not. She nd her family must be a joker.

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  45. She don tell you her own finish.

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  46. if a man will not honour a woman by being present on the wedding day. she shouldn't expect him to be responsible, an invisible husband on the wedding day is a permission to go AWOL.

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  47. These days dey say haters blah blah, 2 make demsevz feel a lot berra...dang gurl u married a pic tho! I bet wen he leaves ur ass dats wah he wud say.+ kip riding an imaginary d**k

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  48. Hmmmm, sweet linda your marriage will surprise her.i can guess what God will do for you cos it will suprise even the devil.Time will tell

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  49. EWU, she shud go siddon somewhere. Anuofia
    Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeew

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  50. like i like this babe.....lol

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  51. Mother fucker......are you sure you are happy with that burial picture..lol

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  52. Are those cupcakes?😜 they huge!!!!!!!!!!

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  53. She is right. You made it more of a deal than it was.
    She was happy with her choice. Society places too much unnecessary burdens on people.
    Who said white wedding is the only way to get married.

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  54. I think linda went to far, that invasion of privacy, the gal could sue u and u down d line

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  55. Riding a portraits dick, how naive is this gal? Can't u marry someone that is present for ur wedding?

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  56. Linda i sincerely think that was wrong. It was very humiliating..u should have left her cos u dnt know the circumstances

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  57. Either present or absent, i am riding his d**k? Someone tell me i did not just read that, damn!

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  58. Is this called marriage,my dear this is madness.how can you marry a portrait in the name of marriage. U are a disgrace to womanhood ya she's not BT not dis 419 marriage big fool

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  59. Lolz. Ok o but Linda are you sure she's the one that wrote that?

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  60. HAHAHAHA.... LINDA U DON MATCH ABOKI SHIT BE THAT.

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  61. What's the point of getting married to a man/woman who won't be there on the d-day? Okay, maybe there are circumstances? But eduro o, what circumstance(s) would warrant this act of desperation? Whatever it may be good luck and HML(who am I to judge you?)...
    Since you can come for Linda, don't forget others on Instagram! Famous you say? You are indeed famous for the best thing in the world. That you got married to a portrait in your twenties is something to brag about...congratulations ma'am #Alayilojuti #firstladydy2bemarriedinhertwenties! #Iranu #thefamousbrideofourtime!!!

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  62. Hilarious. She is forming happy with picture. Will u shut up there and go and ride the portrait. Rider lomo

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  63. What a stupid girl. Is this one too calling herself a wife now? Chai. I just pity the next generation because the kind of mothers they'll have ehn. Tufiakwa. Stupid girl. Talking about Linda being in her thirties. Shows how messed up her mind is. She'll rather marry a picture than be single. Mrs Photograph congratulations o. Married woman. Riding picture. Continue riding it till your eyes will clear. Bush rat.

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  64. Hahahahahahaha Linda ntoorπŸ˜‹

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  65. Hahahahahahaha Linda ntoorπŸ˜‹

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  66. Linda u sef, try Marry na! U Don dey old. Your fashion taste is terrible. Ur just too odd sef.

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  67. Linda u got dis news very late,de girl is now a celeb

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  68. Lmao, she was really hurt Linda but it's not all about marrying early but marrying d right person who can be present on his wedding day

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  69. Haaaaaa Linda dis girl don finish u.

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  70. See this stupid girl

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  71. LMAO at "who married a portrait"

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  72. See ds goat comparing herslf to linda... ur husband's moni gan is nt upto linda's 1pant... so go take a seat

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  73. Sometimes u sef mind ur business....

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  74. You must be out of your mind...he could just claim he never married you and you are not different from linda who is not married. you should have done this in private not public...its just insane

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  75. Na true talk, she is not lying, Linda give us a chance but you refused, look at what community ladies are saying about you. Just too bad.

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  76. ...but the girl no lie na. Y'all have to learn to respect people's choices.

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  77. you need a man linda. she is right, mind your buisness! atink I have ask you, if u be lele?? btw, thank you for toning down on lgbt posts. smh. if u like don't post my comment. mshewwww

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  78. Ama just wait on Libers to drag her....hehehe

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  79. Lolilililililoooooooolllll. This is so funny, is that moi moi I'm seeing by the cake ehn Linda? ?? It's better I don't get married than getting married to a potrait. My dear friend you don't need to insult Linda. Singleness is not a disease, some people decide not to get married my dear so look for better things to say and don't be a comedienne.

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  80. She s riding on his absent dick abi??
    Talking about being thirty and single?? Bitch married a potrait and she has mind to open her big mouth.desperado!!
    I can tell you the country that the girl's husband is just by looking at the moi moi and decoration of the high table

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  81. Yeah, u should leave her alone,u shameless old whore Linda, at least she is married and u r not.

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  82. Epic respond.

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  83. Linda Abeg go marry o.

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  84. Linda ignore her. she is trying to be famous. been single is not the issue, rather not achieving any thing is the problem. she is jobless and you are not. keep it up your marriage is on the way.

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  85. Na wah for wire road.


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  86. Honestly! I saw this coming...

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  87. Mind you...linda makes a lot of money for not minding her business and am sure it makes her happy

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  88. This girl is the most stupid human have ever heard of...the wedding you had is nothing but a joke.. am sure you will be proud of hanging this wedding pictures on the wall of your house...it's your choice we know but there is no joy in being the only one involved in the whole marriage process... it shows you are nothing but a desperate bitch.. I will prefer to be single..than have a mess you call a wedding

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  89. This girl is the most stupid human have ever heard of...the wedding you had is nothing but a joke.. am sure you will be proud of hanging this wedding pictures on the wall of your house...it's your choice we know but there is no joy in being the only one involved in the whole marriage process... it shows you are nothing but a desperate bitch.. I will prefer to be single..than have a mess you call a wedding

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  90. This girl is the most stupid human have ever heard of...the wedding you had is nothing but a joke.. am sure you will be proud of hanging this wedding pictures on the wall of your house...it's your choice we know but there is no joy in being the only one involved in the whole marriage process... it shows you are nothing but a desperate bitch.. I will prefer to be single..than have a mess you call a wedding

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  91. linda, u jus got served. Stop poking. Ur @ "Eku orire"" aint funny. #dry

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  92. Good Linda makes fun of everything. You don't know the reason of her wedding and you keep taking. Everyone has the right to do what ever dy like.

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  93. Very funny but truthful piece she has written!! God bless your union ma'am! What you decide to do with your life is no body's business. Ignore the gossips, you alone can tell your story! God bless! #copythat

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  94. Lmao..... that lady must be a comedian I will rather stay single no matter the age than start marriage on that note tufiaaaaaaaaΓ aaaa

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  95. This girl is stupid

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  96. Aunty bride u need help!

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  97. FASHION POLICE.10 July 2015 at 17:58

    SHE SHULD BE ASHAMED OF HER SELF. HOW CAN SHE CALL MARRIAGE TO A PORTRAIT " MARRIAGE" TO THE EXTENT OF THINKING SHE BETTER THAN A HIGHLY SUCCESSFUL LADY IN HER 30'S THAT IS SINGLE. SHE CAN BUY/ GET HERSELF A HUSBAND OF HER WISH WHO WILL BE PHYSICALLY PRESENT FOR THEIR WEDDING. MARRIAGE IS A UNION OF TWO PEOPLE, AND NOT A PERSON AND A PICTURE! BWAHAHAHA!!

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  98. Lol, you enter one chance. She is definitely riding his d**k.

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  99. Mumu gir,rubbish girl,u are not ashamed of urself so u call dis drama marriage abi wedding,a marriage u are not even sure of.if ur man really loves u he wud have shown face no mata what.abi him don die?or are u that desperate to love and kiss a man in a portrait, or are u a pervert,or is it a mare hallucination...grow up girl Linda is an independent woman that everyman wants to be with even that man in the portrait will even be glad to propose Linda even if she is 80 years cos she is far more prettier and sexier than u are.i so wish Linda will be my sis inlaw

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  100. lol....Oya!!!

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  101. Riding his D**K in ABSENTIAL. SHES DAFT!!!

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  102. So this wedding actually took place...thought it was one of those social media jokes...wonders shall never end

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  103. Lolz, gud 4 u linda, nxt time, u wl learn ao 2 mind ur biz

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  104. Hahahahahahahah linda you don match aboki man shit hahahahahaahah.
    Don't allow this guys you juju on u one day well you be ibo girl linda you guys knows how to do am as for the portrait love make she go and have see with her ghost lover.

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  105. Lolz, gud 4 u linda, nxt time, u wl learn ao 2 mind ur biz

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  106. O'boy ...Linda, this girl throw you Lamba ooo. Well, for her attacking ur being single is a NO-NO and it's not how well but how far. She should also understand this is a blog and gossip site. Iyawo,ma binu...cos i understand how angry she will be seeing the dissing on Internet. In other News, Linda, you self do something make we come chop semo. Cheers. don Casey.

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  107. Lol, you don mean it? Bia dont disturb my linda o cos shez minding her business



















































    it is well

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  108. It's just news that was carried by Linda, other blogs and on other private platforms. So, coming for Linda is unnecessary.

    However, she said the truth. Linda is on her mid 30s and still unmarried. Ordinarily, the wife would see elements of jealousy involved.

    Both of you will be alright.

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  109. She finish u Linda sha

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  110. lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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  111. LMAO very correct she Married a portrait Linda and girl I will rather be single than to marry a portrait o and if we ask her now she will say the guy is in Malaysia and she will wait for another 8 years before he will show face retard riding of his imaginary Dick

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  112. Omg! This girl is a ratchet hoe!! U married a picshure and u are happy? Abeg il rather b 59 and unmarried than marry a picshure! Am sure u are riding d portraits dick not human flesh! Later ul b like : dear lib readers my portrait husband is in love with another portrait

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  113. lol Linda Oya go find husband ASAP

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  114. Anty linda you don yeh is none of your business

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  115. Hahahaha she is funny,talking as if been single is a crime

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  116. Did he cut off his dick and sent to u here in 9ja? U must be cuckoo in d head. U guy dey jail for jand na him make am no show for ur wedding. Abeg park well joor

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  117. Nonsense! She speaks trash, and rubbish concerning b made popular by LIB.

    For crying out loud, she should explain to us y she got married to a portrait in d name of marriage instead of all dis empty noise.

    As d saying goes, wht goes public is no longer ur personal business but business of all.

    So young lady, if u had wanted ur marriage to a portrait to b kept ur personal business u wouldn't hav attracted d attention of d public.

    Pls leave our Linda Ikeji alone for it better b single than getting married to a portrait. Rubbish!

    If I was d lady, I wouldn't hav bother to send dis msg via facebook bcos she really made mockery of hersef. Wht a shame!

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  118. You are worst than being single mate!

    Pumpkin

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  119. The lady is very funny indeed. Why attacking Linda? Wasn't it her frnds that released her pics to the Internet? So bcos she got married to a portrait she's better than Linda now...shior. I follow Linda talk eku orire oo

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  120. Did he cut off his dick and sent to u here in 9ja? U must be cuckoo in d head. U guy dey jail for jand na him make am no show for ur wedding. Abeg park well joor

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  121. Jesus christ!!!!!...so this marriage was actually real. I never took it seriously when I first the pix cos I felt it Photoshop. Am speechless. This is more of a ghost wedding.

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  122. Nonsense! She speaks trash, and rubbish concerning b made popular by LIB.

    For crying out loud, she should explain to us y she got married to a portrait in d name of marriage instead of all dis empty noise.

    As d saying goes, wht goes public is no longer ur personal business but business of all.

    So young lady, if u had wanted ur marriage to a portrait to b kept ur personal business u wouldn't hav attracted d attention of d public.

    Pls leave our Linda Ikeji alone for it better b single than getting married to a portrait. Rubbish!

    If I was d lady, I wouldn't hav bother to send dis msg via facebook bcos she really made mockery of hersef. Wht a shame!

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  123. Jesus christ!!!!!...so this marriage was actually real. I never took it seriously when I first the pix cos I felt it Photoshop. Am speechless. This is more of a ghost wedding.

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  124. Hahahaha! Mgbeke on fire!

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  125. Jesus christ!!!!!...so this marriage was actually real. I never took it seriously when I first the pix cos I felt it Photoshop. Am speechless. This is more of a ghost wedding.

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  126. Imagine this mgbeke feeling funky!
    Aunty gwegwegwe
    I rather be single than marry a gay ass like you

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  127. Nonsense! She speaks trash, and rubbish concerning b made popular by LIB.

    For crying out loud, she should explain to us y she got married to a portrait in d name of marriage instead of all dis empty noise.

    As d saying goes, wht goes public is no longer ur personal business but business of all.

    So young lady, if u had wanted ur marriage to a portrait to b kept ur personal business u wouldn't hav attracted d attention of d public.

    Pls leave our Linda Ikeji alone for it better b single than getting married to a portrait. Rubbish!

    If I was d lady, I wouldn't hav bother to send dis msg via facebook bcos she really made mockery of hersef. Wht a shame!

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  128. Foolish gir! Linda don't mind her she is a pervert by married to a portrait man

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  129. Linda,at least, have some decency to refer her as a lady and NOT girl.She is now someone 's wife, even if she isn't, respect is reciprocal. As a professional, well if you see yourself as one,you should always be objective in your daily reports or gossips depending on how you want to be referred to.

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  130. Riding his pic she meant...lol funny wedding, funny wedding dress,funny cake

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  131. The portrait looks like an obituary portrait, you would have been better off without the portrait, yeye they smell, nwanyi shifutu go du





























































































    it is well

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  132. lolz...... unto marry di egwu.

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  133. Stupid girl! U should be ashamed of urself marrying a portrait,all in a bid to answer Mrs by fire by force. Mumu! With ur ugly face.

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  134. Ode. I'm sure you're the assistant d**k rider

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  135. Stupid girl. First of all let me say both u and ur entire family members are stupid for organizing such wedding. Where's ur dignity as a woman and ur dere shinning teeth and holding a goddamn portrait of smone u not even sure wot he's doin at d moment. Idiot!

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  136. Lindsway never mind dat adultrated She goat dat has expired,u dat marry a portrait ....hmm..my dear Mrs portrait e for better sey you go covent o..soon now na ur portrait junior brother go give Belle...hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhaha...I laugh sporadically .once again before you sleep put his portrait under ur bed or Mrs portrait has your portrait husband bought you a VIBRATOR?

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  137. Se oro niyen???? From a married woman online..πŸ˜„

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  138. loll @ presence

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  139. Hahahah
    Linda dis one na better Clap back

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  140. If your so called husband is iutside the country, then he is married. Don't be deceived by his family being presence.... No be today stuff like dis dey happen... Go & Google your husband

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  141. What i aint gonna take this but linda u need to get married abeg it's key.....

    wen u do let the husband be present sha...........

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  142. Ugly thing, talking without sense!! Was meaning of linda is in her thirties and she is single.... But she's making it and can also feed Ur generation to come and Ur hear marrying a portrait!!! All in d name of marriage... You Can as well ride on his anus!!! Lolz

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  143. Eku orire???Linda you are fu*king hilarious OMG. K

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  144. If this was a novel by Erle Stanley Gardener, It would be titled - The Case Of The Shameless Bride.

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  145. If your hussy dey abroad, give me his full name & I will google am for u and u will be surprise what will pump up. Be wise my dear...

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  146. What an idiot.. Is marriage by age? Little girl, you are not actually married, you married a photo frame not a human being and I guess you are riding on a dildo he sent to you. Anyone riding on a real dick wont be marrying a photo frame. To add, you are popular for alllll the wrong reasons so don't blow ur trumpet/horn. I just cant deal with the level of mumu-ness some girls display in the name of marriage. For ur mind now you don marry LMFAO ...Child Bye! If I had to chose btw being you or Linda ikeji, Plsssss make me Linda ikeji any day, week, month, year or century. Who wants to be a photo frame marrying mumu!!! Hisses

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  147. She is foolish,how can one get married like dis?Is it not better for someone to represent d man ?She is just acting childish n shameful ,grow up girl with ur rotten half teeth,how can u talk abt Linda bcos she posted dis?Was she d only one ?Y not go for others?U acted desperate n foolish cos if truly he cares for u,he wld have mange to gather money or u cld have paid for his flight ,Lol

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  148. Lmao! Honestly I thought d wedding was some kinda sick photoshop job. Well done to the bride. Lolllllllll

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  149. Lindsway never mind dat adultrated She goat dat has expired,u dat marry a portrait ....hmm..my dear Mrs portrait e for better sey you go covent o..soon now na ur portrait junior brother go give Belle...hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhaha...I laugh sporadically .once again before you sleep put his portrait under ur bed or Mrs portrait has your portrait husband bought you a VIBRATOR?

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  150. Lindsway never mind dat adultrated She goat dat has expired,u dat marry a portrait ....hmm..my dear Mrs portrait e for better sey you go covent o..soon now na ur portrait junior brother go give Belle...hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhaha...I laugh sporadically .once again before you sleep put his portrait under ur bed or Mrs portrait has your portrait husband bought you a VIBRATOR?

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  151. Lolzzz... Girlee Linda is still single and proud to be but in your case u just got married to yourself out of desperation... Meeeeen! I guess u should be termed portrait marriage!!

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  152. Hahahahahahahahahahahahakikikikikikikikikikikikikiki @present and absent am riding his DK! Linda u don suffer! Its all good tho.

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  153. Linda ikeji u wicked..no be small potrait..hahahahah..

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  154. Linda pls give me her Facebook addy. ...she is olodo ni
    Who the heck told you u are married?to a picture? Which pastor consummated this crap of a wedding...Ndi marriage....

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  155. Lolzzzzz. U r really famous my dear cos ur pics made it to bella naija instagram page. Eku ori re.

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  156. The girl who married a portrait?!...😳..πŸ™ˆπŸ™ŠπŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„.. Linda u really got me laughing..πŸ˜„. Naija I hail o!!!

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  157. I'll give her credit for writing a better English unlike Linda Ikeji, who is a graduate of English Language and can't spell correctly. Even portrait sef, Linda nor see marry. Linda dey work her Dildo & Vibrator overtime!!!

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  158. u are not ashamed of ur self,u no know whether na cripple u marry,mugu,if wedding na dis kind one,i no dey marry.

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  159. And the mgbeke is even feeling good she's married 😩😩.. So if they're counting married people. She too will come out. Odiegwu o!!!

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  160. Lols, this chic no serious ooh, is better I remain single and proud then opt for this nonsense thing she did called wedding. The whole thing sef look very local. Choi!

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  161. Desperation at d highest level. Linda pls don't mind her. She is jus ignorant.

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  162. I hate u for this Linda y cnt u mind ur own buzz, pple should have @ least some privacy in their live. U better apologise to her, ur not married urself

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  163. And I won't be surprised if this her Okoroafor husband is based in Malaysia jumping from one house roof to another avoiding "Malaysian Olopa"😁😁😁

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  164. Stupid Linda old fool

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  165. Looool riding it in absence I suppose....he can't even make his own wedding tetetetete what a shame ride on love...lool

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  166. U seriously u riding on d portrait ? Am outta here

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  167. yeah thats true linda sometime you have to respect peoples decision and life ,not everything you have to blog about just to get people to visit ur blog and stop been sarcastic.

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  168. In 2015 this still goes on? Then they discover the guy is married to someone else wherever he is and then wahala will start.

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  169. The lady got u sha linda.

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  170. Im amazed she's not shy. My dear the bible didnt say he must do white wedding oo neither did the state. this 1 u did it for society and ur score is zero bcos u didnt hv to do a white wedding.
    But as u said it is ur choice. Happy Married Life!

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  171. My dear whether u like it or not, u got married to a portrait. Shikena

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  172. Lmao! Well you got served Linda, see her neck as if she's a spring chicken, you aren't so young sister or you wouldn't marry a picture out of desperation. Did you send him his ring by courier or did you buy a dildo and write his name on it? Who cares what you're riding? Go and ride an electric pΓ΄le. Razz mofo.

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  173. Well it won't kill if u respect other peoples decision and privacy. Her choice, respect it

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  174. Wow linda she's kinda right...if u didn't have the permission to post her story, then u violated her right n brought her here to be humiliated. It will be an adult thing to tender an apology...cause I don't know what I'll do if someone does the same to me. I also know u wont get away with this in another country. Its her life, pls do not sway from ur goal to empower women by humiliating them.

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  175. I have never commented on Linda Ikeji before but this plain stupidity would ride on my conscience... First, if Linda is still single I admire her self esteem AT LEAST she did not force her parents to do the walk of shame by putting them through the terror of getting married to a piece of wood held together by nails... Who even signed the wedding certificate for the groom... My dear ask any lawyer your really not legally married... Cos ur guy can deny u anytime... USE YOUR HEAD... YOU BE 9JA BABE

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  176. Bing..The Truth is Bitter, She has gotten her own.

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  177. Lol linda she said she is riding his D ooo...haha

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  178. Eeeyyyah!! Linda this bitch just hit u way above ur stomach

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  179. Riding a Dildo u mEan! All shades of kolo!

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