The least you may get might be a knock on the face but at least it shows that you aint a coward and your girl is even gona respect you more for taking that bold step in confronting him..
Permission to answer as a man. First of all not all muscular men are strong. U can't judge a book by its cover. Weather muscular or not, I'll fling my hand in the air five times before landing it on his nose. Then the rest is history.
Girlfriend is still ok. If he tries it with my wife, I'll bear a few of his punches, put a sharp Blade on his wrist n slice away. Fighting is not by size, its in d mind
I will enrol in a gym attend a lot of fighting classes then come back to him to know what gave him the guts. If he beats me, I'll be Nicky in Casino on his ass. I will come back with a .45 and blow his dick off.
Pls where is Davidos goat ooo, abi his phone has finally pafuka. Libs should pls pity this wannabe and donate money for him so he can throw that FUFU phone away. I don't want him loosing his chance of getting Linda's prize oo. EWU. Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeew
He's a human so me and my girl. He will apologizes when he see that am not happy with what he did, then if he didn't apologize I will make him realize what he did is wrong.
Cool answer. But l think he is stupid to ask a question like that. Trying to show off his muscles, he should learn to do things that will add value to life not coming on the internet to show his muscles. The man with the gun has the final say, renders your muscles USELESS.
its so simple ,i dont need to fight him, one bullet is okay for him.Having muscles these days is not appreciated like before .So no kain ,the guy go hear am ,if he tried it.
I will take on you head on. Cos i dont give a f**k. No matter his bicepts, i know where to touch him and he will pass on like a new born baby that has just finished breast feeding.
A bullet is faster and stronger so I won't hesitate to give am one chop...Lol.. Thank God guns are legal here in the states...Lols...#standyourgroundlaws
WHAT WILL HE DO WHEN I REMOVE MY FULLY LOADED PUMP ACTION FROM SAFETY POINTING IT TO HIS FOREHEAD IS THE QUESTION HERE!UR SIZE AINT SHIT!!D STEEL AINT SIZE COMPLIANT!
Why does the bf have to be the one to do something about it, Bruv if I was the babe, My bf wouldn't have to do nothing cos my hands are quick thank u very much and I would have already bitch slapped the dude several times by myself for slapping my ass. Dont need no bf's help to defend myself and quite frankly we shouldn't teach our girl's that. Questions like this are the reason why feminism exist.
My girl friend will know better she won't won't even say a word cos she knows her guy is a bad guy she would just tell him thank u and remind before she leaves that she is coming bk to thank him for the slaps and then her bad guy who knows some other bad guys comes thru...chest pass chest he will b on his knees cos I would hv shattered his knees with a baseball stick there he will first apologise to my woman and immediately downloads slaps on his chin till her palm begins to swell.....u don't fucking lay hands on a woman even if she is not my gf
Since we are in the gym, I will get the sharpest equipment and pierce it right through his muscles, and make sure I give him an indelible mark. Every time, he sees that mark on his hand, he will remember not to slap someone else's girl on the ass. Slowpoke
no problem. i will ask casually what that was all about..and if response dey 'casual' i fit forgive' but if its arrogant...then i will go out and get him beaten or perhaps the sight of a gun later in the day will make him think twice on what he can do.....bottom line, no action until response determines it
i will ignore him for some time but still watching him closely, when he get carried away with his benching i will drop a dumbell on his head....... he day craze.
Na bullet sure pass , nigga feels is by muscles ? Don't u mess wit a gangster gf cus hima fuck u up real bad that u gonna lose ur not-making sense robot body,
I will move close to him in a fighting mode, then i will say our lords prayer, then i will forgive him, y bcuz in our lords prayer it says forgive us our trespasses as we forgive those who trespass against us, then i will ask my girl to forgive me too for not killing my self, to cut d long story short. We will just forgive ourselves sha.
It depends, if I am his match or a little more of his size, I'll challenge him but with this my tiny body, I'll just ask babe, 'what did u do to him' and when she replies 'nothing!' I'll say, bros I beg no vex. Cos I dare not even tell him the normal 'I hand u over to God
Well it's not by muscles or big chest and body...he can easily intimidate a small sized guy but not me...I am not as big as he is o but am definitely taller than him but I actually don't think I can fight him sha by attacking unless I have got a piece to threaten his dumbest but I surely will not be a coward and just look away like nothing happened...I will definitely lambast his ass and call d police if it happened in a country like the US or UK
This was how his type died some where in Benin. He allowed his size and muscle decieve him and a litu boy stabbed him to death and dumped his body in the gutter..Stupid people like this thought their muscles are bullet proof. Arrant nonsense. Even if he'll beat me, i must create a scene and either of us will visit the hospital.. I just commented
Well, I will write him a letter and send it by second class post telling him that as a Christian or a Muslim, he should not be doing such things. And if he wants, I can always get him wife from Africa (Ghana or South Africa women will be best, our naija girls r a bit too flat in that department, no disrespect, we like them like that) who is well gifted in that department so that he can if he likes turn her behind into a drum. I am sure he will be happy about it and apologise to me for touching my girlfriend. Ha ha ha.
On second thoughts, I will go to my law office and write him a letter, warning him that what he has done is criminal assault and a trespass to person and he must not do it again. If he does it I will report him Asari Dokunbor, Tompolo, IG of police, DSS, DMI,, my pastor and boko Haram and Patience Jonathan. Boy! D man go fear me. Chai chai, Linda how you see am? Even you self go fear this rain wen I deh draw seriously for the letter.
He is fool because he is looking for trouble; has not heard of judo and kunfu? Big muscle is just hype because most of them cannot fight. He should be careful because he can be stabbed.
I will say in a surprised and angry mode 'Man, what did you do that for?'. Then I will say to my babe ' forget about that idiot. So many mad people everywhere now, even in the gym'. We will walk away.
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I will shot him
Lol... 9ja men would prefer to walk away... sigh* 😐😐😐
I will leave u in d hands of d lord nw lol
I'll walk up to him and ask him if he has no manners and why he did that
I will leave u in d hands of d lord nw lol
Oooooooooh my...!
Wetin he wan do than burst into laughter,
Wen he no want die prematurely
Lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. Wht happened in d year 19.. wil b his fate but pls don't blame any guy if they thank him for appreciating his girl.
Pull out a piece and drop you as you are and claim insanity and provocation!!
I will shoot him right away..
Forget ooooo I go forget broken bottle for him stomach ni straight....Lol
*Nuelcode
I will slap him
Ama go outside to wait for him and pump some bullets through his lean ass body once he steps, then watch and see if his physique will save him.
I will leave u in d hands of The Lord
I will kick you in your blocos motherfucker!... Do you think all that mass muscles translate to strength?
Noting what do you expect before.
I'll simply forgive & forget
Will tell him to do it again LoL
No be by muscle jor
Slap him back
The least you may get might be a knock on the face but at least it shows that you aint a coward and your girl is even gona respect you more for taking that bold step in confronting him..
Nawa dis question had men over to u
Get a glock and burst or brains out..
I will ask him if the butt is soft or hard like plump rock!!
i will fight him spiritually
I will fuck you up! You think say nah my chest? Try urself. Mtcheew!!
Permission to answer as a man. First of all not all muscular men are strong. U can't judge a book by its cover. Weather muscular or not, I'll fling my hand in the air five times before landing it on his nose. Then the rest is history.
He's a mofo so ur body is for trouble bah?
I will just warn him from afar. Infact I will gently warn him sef.
Pls dnt correct her it's an error . Omo I'll call d police to handle u. Since I cant .
shot him.
The guy will chop the beating of his life.
Girlfriend is still ok. If he tries it with my wife, I'll bear a few of his punches, put a sharp Blade on his wrist n slice away. Fighting is not by size, its in d mind
Do u live on this blog priesthood? Sure say you get mat abi na mattress. Na wah oooo.
Me is just saying.
Linda, abeg give this guy a BSs in ....
Haaa
You said it all
I would call up with my "plan B babe".
Wetin dumb bell dey do for there, i go disfigure hinn muscle, wetin he carry for chest na just sign board...film trick..10k go disfigure aam..
i will fight him spiritually
Hehehehe! I can't deal o! Dis is serious temptation biko. Linda take note!
bullet into his forehead
I will enrol in a gym attend a lot of fighting classes then come back to him to know what gave him the guts. If he beats me, I'll be Nicky in Casino on his ass. I will come back with a .45 and blow his dick off.
Cry....
I will squash his balls
Hahahahah. Nice
I will blow his head off.
i wont answer him.... i will just go and look for a machete and wait for him to come out and simply stab him..
Stupid question shaaa
i go put two bullets 4 his d*ck(blokos)
i would kindly beg for forgiveness
I am sure he has not heard the Yoruba saying 'danwo lo bi iya okere". Just try am make we see.
I am sure he has not heard the Yoruba saying 'danwo lo bi iya okere". Just try am make we see.
Lolzz...I'll just walk away #ABJID
Walk away as if nothing happen..
IF WE ARE IN THE GYM....which means am a body builder/trainer as well, then we'll slug it out MAN TO MAN; BONE TO BONE. Ta! who you be??????
forget ur grabness oooo.....except bottle no de inside the gym.....we go still waylay you for corner....no just worry ur grabness, u go surely collect
Hahahahaha..... So funny!
Most of your comment makes me laugh out loud.
I will shoot him
Pls where is Davidos goat ooo, abi his phone has finally pafuka. Libs should pls pity this wannabe and donate money for him so he can throw that FUFU phone away. I don't want him loosing his chance of getting Linda's prize oo.
EWU.
Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeew
ah pray @Ekwe mak u fit talk
na to waka pass do like say u no knw wetin happn*lol*
Hahahahah. Hilarious comments here! One said he'll fight him spiritually. Lool. Chai
Guys over to u while I read comments
I will start accusing my girl friend, y are u shaking ur back like that to him.
Nigga no matter your size i can stand you..
Greatest gbagaun of the human race. Ogundiran isn't that you?
Will end relationship with the babe if she does not react, The girl's reaction is essential. I would do nothing.
9ja men will smile n be lyk dts ok while dia mind will be lyk "na bcoz u get § if nt i 4 show u"
Igbo boys wil organise touts 4 u,lol
I will smile to my girlfriend and tell her is okay.Trust me will face that guy with objects that's not friendly to his muscles.
DEM DON KNACK AM ALUWO (HIT AND FALL) BEFORE? MAKE IM COME TRY AM FOR IBADAN NAA
Walk away
funny question.
he better have a bullet proof vest on
He no go want try rubbish now, linda forget size o Levels pass levels
is not a grammatical error, its typo...and its not the first...you get the point..so whats the fuss about..give Linda a break..it aint easy..
i would grab his balls and squeeze the hell out of am sure he wont see that coming after am done he would be looking like DIDIRIN
Ama kick his D
Aswear na bomb go explode no matter who he is or how big he is. my Girl is too precious for hes liking.
I have a set of skills I have acquired over the years. I will not confront you physically, but You'll meet Jesus within a week!
I have a set of skills I have acquired over the years. I will not confront you physically, but You'll meet Jesus within a week!
if i blow ham for chest, i swear e go die
He's a human so me and my girl. He will apologizes when he see that am not happy with what he did, then if he didn't apologize I will make him realize what he did is wrong.
hehehehe........ which kia size mbok?
Thank him...n forget it happened
Cool answer. But l think he is stupid to ask a question like that. Trying to show off his muscles, he should learn to do things that will add value to life not coming on the internet to show his muscles. The man with the gun has the final say, renders your muscles USELESS.
Lol... I would just ask ma gf to leave him for God to judge.
I will put holy ring in my hand and shake him and he will start to dance DonJazy
This guy is hottie.. If he slap my butt, I'll give him my boobs too 😉
its so simple ,i dont need to fight him, one bullet is okay for him.Having muscles these days is not appreciated like before .So no kain ,the guy go hear am ,if he tried it.
i will congratulate him
I will take on you head on. Cos i dont give a f**k. No matter his bicepts, i know where to touch him and he will pass on like a new born baby that has just finished breast feeding.
I will apologz fr my gf's distraction.....omo
appeal to his sence of reasoning that what he is doing is disrespectful.....apparently tdats all i can do :)
I will call iyanya for him
I go fight am with nak and fall
Have guns finished in the market? OR Other weapons? Gun down his leg or better still cut it off.
That he pumps iron doesn't mean he can fight
A bullet is faster and stronger so I won't hesitate to give am one chop...Lol.. Thank God guns are legal here in the states...Lols...#standyourgroundlaws
I'll 4give him n go 2 my village on his behalf
Where you Linda wetn the guy fit do? shay the guy fit Chop BOTTLE......
Stupid question.. get my. 38 magnum and pump some bullets in that his stupid hands
Ok na him size dey deceive ham abii he never see shubushere anasare na yoruba juju I qo use #kilokanmipeluradarada. Lindaobserve
Anony 4:29, pleeeeez mind your gramnar this hot day haaaba
Sharumi
WHAT WILL HE DO WHEN I REMOVE MY FULLY LOADED PUMP ACTION FROM SAFETY POINTING IT TO HIS FOREHEAD IS THE QUESTION HERE!UR SIZE AINT SHIT!!D STEEL AINT SIZE COMPLIANT!
I will give him a Handshake and tell him to try it again...
I go take broken bottle deflate those muscle wey dey push u..
Yeye men will walk away but real men will stand and fight....forget the guy size jor..
I will beat his fucking ass...well, when he see's me he's most likely gonna apologise...#benefits of hitting d gym!
I'll ask him if he wants to slap her boobs too
I ll just say Dari is God oooo
Pls slap my bum
~D great anonymous!
Taaaaaaaaaaaa!
This is how you know a foolish man.
I'll whip his face with a dumb bell!
I would ask him if he would like to play the drum on her ass..... He should be my guest, I'll play the tambourine beside him.
I will kick his eggplant and he will lie on the floor. What matters most isn't the size of the dog in the fight but the size of the fight in the dog.
Dis kind person no dey use eye see broken bottle...
I go chuk all dat chest anyhow..
I will tell him sorry and please forgive her and walk away
guy nah American u dey abi come try it for naija make u knw say small body no bie sickness
Earn a degree without jamb in ghana with ease call 07172161117 for further clarification
Guy, Some men are trained boxers; some are black-belt holders - I'm one of them... don't let your macho deceive you o. Stay in your lane.
Why does the bf have to be the one to do something about it, Bruv if I was the babe, My bf wouldn't have to do nothing cos my hands are quick thank u very much and I would have already bitch slapped the dude several times by myself for slapping my ass. Dont need no bf's help to defend myself and quite frankly we shouldn't teach our girl's that. Questions like this are the reason why feminism exist.
Linda 9mm still de market na
I will apply the principle in MILAD LAGOS V OJUKWU
Charm will take you out in secs....not time to take a second look of your bold image.
My girl friend will know better she won't won't even say a word cos she knows her guy is a bad guy she would just tell him thank u and remind before she leaves that she is coming bk to thank him for the slaps and then her bad guy who knows some other bad guys comes thru...chest pass chest he will b on his knees cos I would hv shattered his knees with a baseball stick there he will first apologise to my woman and immediately downloads slaps on his chin till her palm begins to swell.....u don't fucking lay hands on a woman even if she is not my gf
Pls did u say shot him???¿
Since we are in the gym, I will get the sharpest equipment and pierce it right through his muscles, and make sure I give him an indelible mark. Every time, he sees that mark on his hand, he will remember not to slap someone else's girl on the ass. Slowpoke
no problem. i will ask casually what that was all about..and if response dey 'casual' i fit forgive' but if its arrogant...then i will go out and get him beaten or perhaps the sight of a gun later in the day will make him think twice on what he can do.....bottom line, no action until response determines it
Would Design ur Packs with the nearest bottle i find
I wilTel my GF 2 slap her own bac,afta den we go home..
i will ignore him for some time but still watching him closely, when he get carried away with his benching i will drop a dumbell on his head....... he day craze.
Gbam! My thought exactly
Na bullet sure pass , nigga feels is by muscles ? Don't u mess wit a gangster gf cus hima fuck u up real bad that u gonna lose ur not-making sense robot body,
Anon.. ur English alone is enough. Lmfho
I go slap am with dumbbell.............but I will later run sha with style
Then I guess what happened in 1972 might repeat itself!
I will move close to him in a fighting mode, then i will say our lords prayer, then i will forgive him, y bcuz in our lords prayer it says forgive us our trespasses as we forgive those who trespass against us, then i will ask my girl to forgive me too for not killing my self, to cut d long story short. We will just forgive ourselves sha.
Poke him in the next with a knife...while he's not looking.
I am sooo proud of u . U r a smart brother. It is always better to LEAVE and LIVE to c another day !!
Ehn!? Didn't you see his 24 pack?
i gonna go find ur mama or sis and fing der puss
It depends, if I am his match or a little more of his size, I'll challenge him but with this my tiny body, I'll just ask babe, 'what did u do to him' and when she replies 'nothing!' I'll say, bros I beg no vex. Cos I dare not even tell him the normal 'I hand u over to God
linda ikeji
I will only take a trip to the truck twice
unpacked the Mac 11, he will come ooutside
Well it's not by muscles or big chest and body...he can easily intimidate a small sized guy but not me...I am not as big as he is o but am definitely taller than him but I actually don't think I can fight him sha by attacking unless I have got a piece to threaten his dumbest but I surely will not be a coward and just look away like nothing happened...I will definitely lambast his ass and call d police if it happened in a country like the US or UK
i will beat him with bante or oruka ibile,or stab him with bottle i b confirm lasgidi boi..
lmaoooooooooooooooo....seems u guys can't spell *shoot* on LIB tho. smh
What happened hommie....lol
BRUH! I'll make sure that's the last time he hit another woman's ass.
@anonymous 4:48, u r mad. Oloshi.
Well, nothing much, I'll try and see if his chest can stop a bullet.
Well i am larger than him so he would not try that....He needs to work out more
Hahahaha hahahahahahaahahha
There's gonna be a lot of slow singing and flowers bringing if ......
Put my other girlfriend (45) to his head and squeeze.
lol Dear boyfriend
Just walk away with your girlfriend
with lips sealed
.....nigga 4 dey game... no go believe say all this muscle fit do shii... idajo okan ... u go kiss canvass sha ni
i will give him one bullet
i will give him one bullet
he will have to kill me cause i won't let it go, even if he breaks my leg i will definitely keep coming back.
I go so beat am, I will inflate that muscle with beating. It is not by muscle o
Kick you on your balls and beat the heck outa you
Dude. I will just shoot you in the head, shiiiiiiit!!
Perfect ansa.......The Lord will settle it...lolzzzzz
Moye says so via BB Passport...Courtesy LIB......
I knw this person...mr gidi...
@Nnenne, I just luv u girl. U don't pretend at all. But this dude is hot sha. Oya guys, over to u.
#TeamBlessed#
I will put him in my prayers.
Linda cogitate
Oh boy! Forget ur body, we go enter ourself.. By the tym I burst ur kneecaps, u and I would be of the same height.. #Teamekitimen
This was how his type died some where in Benin. He allowed his size and muscle decieve him and a litu boy stabbed him to death and dumped his body in the gutter..Stupid people like this thought their muscles are bullet proof. Arrant nonsense. Even if he'll beat me, i must create a scene and either of us will visit the hospital.. I just commented
Oh boy! Forget ur body! We go enter ourself.. By the tym I burst ur kneecaps, u and I would be of the same height gba gbagbe yen.. #Teamekitimen
I go letam go free! lol!!
Stupid question of the day
Exactly, it's nt by muscles.
I go throway face...I can't fight yo :(
Life is simple.. I would walk away... then pay 10 rugged area boys to put the fear of God into his dumb head.... power pass power..
I will give him a knock on d head as Yoruba mothers do .
I'll shake his hand and join him
I well so, I show him the other side of the butt. E no mean, is a free world. I no wen die
I go go do juju for the guy.
linda i swear we go fight die.
NO NEED TO FIGHT HIM. I WILL USE A GUN AND KILL HIM
I go crush am.
The Weapon of my warfare are not canal...its a spiritual something. lolz
I wud fight back...its all abt d technique his size doesn't grantee D̶̲̥̅̊a̶̲̥̅τ̲̅ I cnt beat him...its abt speed,focus,idea...
STERN, i love your comment! Confidence!
That's whatsup!
D question is what if am more packy dan he is, wld He?
Well na that time u go know say average nigerian guy sabi shoot gun and bullet na less than 200 naira.
Well, I will write him a letter and send it by second class post telling him that as a Christian or a Muslim, he should not be doing such things. And if he wants, I can always get him wife from Africa (Ghana or South Africa women will be best, our naija girls r a bit too flat in that department, no disrespect, we like them like that) who is well gifted in that department so that he can if he likes turn her behind into a drum. I am sure he will be happy about it and apologise to me for touching my girlfriend. Ha ha ha.
Linda I am hot here now, pls send the guy contact to me
On second thoughts, I will go to my law office and write him a letter, warning him that what he has done is criminal assault and a trespass to person and he must not do it again. If he does it I will report him Asari Dokunbor, Tompolo, IG of police, DSS, DMI,, my pastor and boko Haram and Patience Jonathan. Boy! D man go fear me. Chai chai, Linda how you see am? Even you self go fear this rain wen I deh draw seriously for the letter.
He is fool because he is looking for trouble; has not heard of judo and kunfu? Big muscle is just hype because most of them cannot fight. He should be careful because he can be stabbed.
i will be clueless if only we lived in a lawless country....get him arrested, muscle no make am God na
The chairman believes himself
Who does he think he can intimidate. I will tear his muscle and make him realize it's not by body. I don dey vex now sef
Where did u find gun ode. If ur so tough why go outside and wait, do it right there and then
I will stab him to death
I will say in a surprised and angry mode 'Man, what did you do that for?'. Then I will say to my babe ' forget about that idiot. So many mad people everywhere now, even in the gym'. We will walk away.
Body dey catch dis guy o. Na David go beat Goliath again.
i will be clueless if only we lived in a lawless country....get him arrested, muscle no make am God na
Heen As a typical Hausa/Fulani guy trust me within the split of a second he would be struggling to pack his Intestines.No big deal,one down period.
Will ask him to apologize or i will make him
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