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Sunday 28 June 2015

Texas woman arrested for unwanted BJ

Usually when a guy awakes to a woman in the midst of a fellatio sesh, he considers it the perfect start to what is probably going to be the greatest day of his life.
Megan Hoelting didn't find that guy, and it probably had something to do with the fact he was friends with her husband.
31-year-old Hoelting was charged with "felony burglary with the intent of committing a sexual assault" after she allegedly broke into her husband's friend's house on Monday. The man told police that he awoke to a woman "straddling his legs and dressed only in her underwear" before he felt "the offender place his penis in her mouth."

The man said he felt around for a flashlight to see who was rocking his world, but he had to settle for a flashlight app on his phone. That's when he noticed the woman had her "breasts exposed" as well as the fact that she was his buddy's wife.

He ordered Hoelting to leave his house, but she refused. He called 911, and now Hoelting has another mug shot.

No word on whether he would have let Hoelting finish if she would have been any other woman besides his buddy's wife.


Huffington Post
at 6/28/2015 07:49:00 am

75 comments:

  1. Unknown28 June 2015 at 07:54

    Wonders shall never end

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    1. Unknown28 June 2015 at 12:25

      Different strokes for different folks. Linda take note!

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    2. Davido's driver28 June 2015 at 12:29

      Bj that i have been praying for all my life :(

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    3. Unknown28 June 2015 at 12:47

      Indeed crazy tins stil happen in d world. She should b punished accrodingly to serve as deterrent to others.

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    4. Manuel Kunmi28 June 2015 at 17:39

      Hahahahhahahahahahaha.....never can that happen in the west

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    5. Anonymous29 June 2015 at 06:07

      i trust AJ guyz

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  2. Unknown28 June 2015 at 07:55

    If na nigeria man nau dem nogo call 911...lol

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    1. lotanah changes28 June 2015 at 13:14

      Call 911 and tell dem what...*pls I want u guyz to come over and screw up the best day of my life* plsssss real hommies go with the flow...lol

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  3. Unknown28 June 2015 at 08:00

    What happened to her own husband? Na wa o

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  4. Unknown28 June 2015 at 08:01

    She got wat she wanted I guess...

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  5. Unknown28 June 2015 at 08:03

    Lmao!

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  6. Okowright Balaxy28 June 2015 at 08:04

    Some women are just shameless, how can a married woman reduce herself to such act of prostitution. The woman should be imprisoned for such stupidity. Dear men and women if you are not ready to be faithful to your partner don't marry please to avoid stupid acts like this.

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  7. Anonymous28 June 2015 at 08:05

    This story get k-leg. I don't believe the guy's story. It is probably an affair gone amok.

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  8. Anonymous28 June 2015 at 08:06

    nawao.... this man for still pretent till e cum ooo

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  9. Unknown28 June 2015 at 08:12

    Extremist,what was she thinking?or she lost her mind,maybe she's sex starve.
    Linda look alike

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  10. Lilian Fc Barcelona28 June 2015 at 08:13

    Shameless woman.

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  11. SWILL MARTIN28 June 2015 at 08:15

    Spiritual konji!

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  12. DG NECTAR28 June 2015 at 08:18

    She must have been sex starved....

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  13. Unknown28 June 2015 at 08:22

    Choi....things we read everyday. These whites have gone completely crazy.



    #TeamBlessed#

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  14. ary28 June 2015 at 08:22

    Definitely

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  15. Unknown28 June 2015 at 08:23

    Lol.
    She ugly though.

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  16. Anonymous28 June 2015 at 08:23

    chai ! I love 9ja for many reason(s) ... fine bobo

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  17. Unknown28 June 2015 at 08:24

    If it happened to a niaja man...d whole show wud be over be he realize it's his buddy babe.

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  18. djayye ca28 June 2015 at 08:25

    first PGE tins### sha he was just not in the mood. better still he might be a good and honourable man!

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  19. Miz_wendy28 June 2015 at 08:31

    BJ gone wrong. Lol

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  20. Anonymous28 June 2015 at 08:33

    Lol @ rocking his world
    Sallysmart

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  21. Anonymous28 June 2015 at 08:33

    She could be having some psychological issues

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  22. Anonymous28 June 2015 at 08:36

    Slacker!

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  23. Unknown28 June 2015 at 08:36

    I laugh

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  24. Quiny28 June 2015 at 08:36

    Haa...some white women sha

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  25. Anonymous28 June 2015 at 08:37

    I want

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  26. Anonymous28 June 2015 at 08:40

    I thought all men are dogs, and that there is nothing like "unwanted BJ's".

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  27. Anonymous28 June 2015 at 08:40

    Bj on sunday morning lindaaaaaaa....seyilicious

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  28. APPLE28 June 2015 at 08:44

    Hehehehe..Blow job gone wrong. lol…But o boy, you should have enjoyed it very well before calling 911..hehehe..

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  29. Pepe28 June 2015 at 08:46

    I gbadu dis guy o. Him get conscience. The woman is a freak, abi her hubby no dey do im work?

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  30. NaijaDeltaBabe28 June 2015 at 08:47

    Nothing wey person no go see bikonu

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  31. Unknown28 June 2015 at 08:51

    Imagine the temptation. Sure he would ve hoeltin finished life I wish she wasn't d frnd's wife

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  32. Jasmine Joseph28 June 2015 at 08:53

    Na wa oooo wich kind shameless woman be this, I pity ur husband

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  33. Jasmine Joseph28 June 2015 at 08:53

    Na wa oooo wich kind shameless woman be this, I pity ur husband

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  34. Anonymous28 June 2015 at 08:59

    News of life..lol



    Theresa urateh#password ish#

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  35. Unknown28 June 2015 at 09:06

    These hoes ain't loyal

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  36. Anonymous28 June 2015 at 09:08

    Osetiana, Haaba meeee faru???
    Sharumi

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  37. Unknown28 June 2015 at 09:16

    This na mental case or maybe one kind spirit entered her body while watching porn.before nw nobody wanted to do a bj on any body bt with d advent of porn on HD tory don change

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  38. Unknown28 June 2015 at 09:30

    Oh boy, crazy world out there mehn, damn. Dave

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  39. Unknown28 June 2015 at 09:32

    Lmaoo mad man. Me I'll enjoy it first then call d cops

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  40. gentle28 June 2015 at 09:40

    White peeps are cray!

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  41. Unknown28 June 2015 at 09:42

    0yibo and SEX. if they come naija nah them go tire coz guys are not smilling.




    linda take cover.

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  42. Unknown28 June 2015 at 09:45

    Nawa oo...Some women are so desperate.

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  43. Anonymous28 June 2015 at 09:45

    Linda, pro rape as long as it is a man. This is rape period. Man or woman.

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  44. Anonymous28 June 2015 at 09:47

    Which kind of man are you...........some folks are looking for that down here. especially when your wife aint ready to play.

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  45. Sea Angel28 June 2015 at 09:54

    Oyinbo madness begin wit dem

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  46. Property Arena Ng28 June 2015 at 09:59

    Maybe the woman has been fascinating about his Dick size and decide to do the do. Conji na bastards

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  47. Unknown28 June 2015 at 10:14

    Things we hear! D hubby no dey ouse, if na so e do am reach.

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  48. Anonymous28 June 2015 at 10:15

    Lol

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  49. Unknown28 June 2015 at 10:21

    lmfao
    This is serious

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  50. Unknown28 June 2015 at 10:22

    lmfao
    This is serious

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  51. Anonymous28 June 2015 at 10:34

    A man turns down sex from the wrong woman because she's the wife of a friend. Bravo for him, embarrassing for her.

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  52. Anonymous28 June 2015 at 10:48

    This is OLD NEWS Linda!

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  53. Joy C28 June 2015 at 11:11

    Mtchwwww! Immorality everywhere.

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  54. Unknown28 June 2015 at 11:11

    Indeed crazy tins stil happen in d world. She should b punished accrodingly to serve as deterrent to others.

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  55. andre kelvin28 June 2015 at 11:18

    Lol. That man must be white! If it were to be a black man lol

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  56. Unknown28 June 2015 at 11:27

    Sick woman that needs help.

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  57. Unknown28 June 2015 at 11:38

    Ooooooooh my...!

    Bruhahahahahshaha....
    C as she ugly sef
    Na by force?

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  58. Anonymous28 June 2015 at 11:52

    Konji na bastard

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  59. SIMPLYCOCK28 June 2015 at 11:54

    Laff wan kill me die!!!
    Abeg, make dem release the woman with immediate effect if her excuse be say na agro or congi na im catch her...
    Abeg!!!
    As e be with men most times, na so e dey be with women some time too!!
    Abeg!!!

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  60. Goaldyn Boy28 June 2015 at 12:32

    Lol! I wonder what was the first thought of the man, when he woke up in the dark and notice that something was fondling with his manhood! Could it be rat or snake trying to eat his manhood up? Lol...... The woman should have wooed the man, instead of burgling and sneaking to the man in dark!.... Or did she woo the man and the man rebuffed her? Maybe!!!

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  61. ibeakwadalam28 June 2015 at 15:30

    Iz 31 her football age? Bicos dis woman resembu pesin way dey at least 45.

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  62. oluwanisola28 June 2015 at 16:45

    Hmmmmmm no comment!!

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  63. mobile11 September 2015 at 22:26

    Wonders shall never end with oyibo pipo.

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  64. naijainformation27 September 2015 at 15:19

    wonders shall never end,

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  65. profsomebody23 November 2015 at 21:50

    I can't stop laughing

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