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Sunday, 3 May 2015

A Nigerian couple & an entitled friend. The story that's got Nigerian twitter talking

What would you do as a husband if a friend you allowed sleep over at your house knocks on your bedroom door at 5am, and asks your wife to come and boil water for him? The tweets trending on Nigerian Twitter. More tweets after the cut...




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    1. A lot that poverty causes. If things were ok,this wouldn't have happened.guest/friends should be in guest room and guest room should have a water heater.
      HB.....

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  2. Lmaoo some pplr weird. Lindaobserve

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  3. Lmaoo some pplr weird. Lindaobserve

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  4. People shud understand that not everyone is well(mentally ok)

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  5. OK. You r now bringing us a host of rubbish posts. It's Sunday. You can chill. You don't have to post more. Let's wait for Monday.

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  6. Dats stupid of d guy squatting... d man shouldn't av let his wife do it... buh ds one beta pass dat 250k bag gal..
    * * * Linda's 1st Daughter * * *

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  7. I no fit allow dt kain madness oo
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    DeoGratias

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  8. I no fit allow dt kain madness oo
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    Signed,
    DeoGratias

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  9. I no fit allow dt kain madness oo
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    Signed,
    DeoGratias

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  10. Some guys ehn. This one has the same brain with one that said going to a buka shows wife material.


    *** mynameisSkelewu

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  11. I no fit allow dt kain madness oo
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    DeoGratias

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  12. That happened because of what you have told the visitor about your wife

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  13. hmm, that`s wrong
    d friend should have waited patiently till he sees any of his hosts
    or better still leave without a bath & take one when he gets back...

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  14. Lemme leave it to you guys.

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  15. Very wrong! Who be dat akpors sef? Who em be????

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  16. It happens I will not do it let his friend go to he'll that's what I will tell his friend

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  17. The friend must be stupid, 5am? For what?

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  18. Nt gud @ll, it shows he doesn't v respect 4 pples privacy

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  19. The husband did d right thing. And i give it to d wife, she's responsible. D friend is a cow!

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  20. No sane husband would tolerate dat. Linda take note!

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  21. First of all....how did d guy portray his wife to his friends?

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  22. I will starve her of sex for three months. If it didn't touch her, I will throw her out of the window bcos she just confirmed my suspicion

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    1. I will like to point out that it took quite a while to conclude that u are definately top on the list of the most stupid people I have seen. Ur comment is neither related to the article in question and to think ur woman or wife takes u to be a super star in bed is dillusional

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    2. Haba na it shouldn't take a while before you conclude that the guy is stupid. His stupidity is spiritual. Pls starve your wife of security for forever so you guys won't procreate and bring more stupidity to the world.

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  23. I will starve her of sex for three months. If it didn't touch her, I will throw her out of the window bcos she just confirmed my suspicion

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    1. Please take your medication

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    2. Agbo lo need.

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  24. That's sooooooooooo not proper

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  25. How is this a big deal? The man shouldn't make an issue out of this. Is he suppose to enter her kitchen?









    Busy Fingers

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    1. I tire o. He probably had somewhere urgent to go and he needed to have his bath early however he could have called his friend on phone to come boil water for him not knock on their door

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  26. That guy is crazy....how can u wake Dem up and ask d wife to boil water for u..... Wen u give some pple lil space, dey want to occupy

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  27. Some people lack manners & sense of reasoning..God of heavens.jezzz!

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  28. Hmmmmmm! He should have informed the couple about using their kitchen that early and boiled the water himself, since he was a friend to the family, why wake his host at that time to boil water for him? That was asking for too much. If she was already awake and was in the kitchen, then you would have begged her to. Them give you handshake, you come dey find embrace! Lol

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  29. Where do you get these dumb and childish stories from? Its just copy and past, no context at all. How can you judge a matter on two lines of tweet.

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  30. The friend has to be the dumbest and the greatest disrespectful retard the world has ever seen how can he be so rude and inconsiderate as to wake up the wife to come and boil water for christ sakes she's the friends wife and not the maid very dumb of the guy
    The proper thing was for him 2 hv asked the night before how to boil water for the next day or better still hv a cold shower guys of this days jst bmh

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  31. the friend has no home training.
    he should have asked his own friend (the guy) to get him hot water to bath not his wife. people dont use their 5th sense.

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  32. Haaa u dnt wanr knw wat am gonr Do dear... #silentKiller

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  33. Linda, pls allow me to address onyx the blog reader's issue here.
    I once read a comment by him saying he hates his mum or blah blah blah. He said beyonce was his adopted mum as at the time he made the comment. This is where im going to. Onyx's identity of who he is is actually lost cos there's no mother bond to form him from proper boy into normal adult being and that's why he keeps releasing pictures to the net, posing like a woman. His idea of who he is has actually not be found by him. It won't take him a second to come out gay if the coming govt put gayism into law. This is what is actually happenimg here in New York to children that lack parental love and care. They want to turn gay. A boy wants to turn girl and girl to a boy.
    onyx dear, im sure you've gone thru a whole hell and who you are is a big confussion to you and thays why you think forming a deception is the way out. You need to talk to a counselor. You need an adult to guide you. You need a church or a mosque to go to in order to hear the word of love of God (depending on your religion). You are too young to be lost. Self discovery is what you need now dear. God's love will see you thru.

    -Oludiran Girl (valley, NYC)

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  34. a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said...
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    I will end that friendship and start suspecting my wife... Simple.....
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    ***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***

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  35. Linda, pls allow me to address onyx the blog reader's issue here.
    I once read a comment by him saying he hates his mum or blah blah blah. He said beyonce was his adopted mum as at the time he made the comment. This is where im going to. Onyx's identity of who he is is actually lost cos there's no mother bond to form him from proper boy into normal adult being and that's why he keeps releasing pictures to the net, posing like a woman. His idea of who he is has actually not be found by him. It won't take him a second to come out gay if the coming govt put gayism into law. This is what is actually happenimg here in New York to children that lack parental love and care. They want to turn gay. A boy wants to turn girl and girl to a boy.
    onyx dear, im sure you've gone thru a whole hell and who you are is a big confussion to you and thays why you think forming a deception is the way out. You need to talk to a counselor. You need an adult to guide you. You need a church or a mosque to go to in order to hear the word of love of God (depending on your religion). You are too young to be lost. Self discovery is what you need now dear. God's love will see you thru.

    -Oludiran Girl (valley, NYC)

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    I don't av stupid friends, DAT can do dat

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  37. Too bad, however could be d guy does not want to intrude in d womàn's kitchen and more so could be d guy is sick not could not take bath with cold water.

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  38. That friend is a giant fool!

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  39. Some men are so jealous. Meanwhile they do worse outside. I dont see anything wrong with it sha as long as he did it in front of her husband. If he had gone to the kitchen by himself to boil water, maybe they would have said he is too forward. He rsapected her by asking her to do it instead of going to the kitchen himself. It is called courtesy. The only thing that looks wrong is the timing 5am. The man for wait make day break sha. Or he should have told her a day before that he'll be leaving the house very early and would need hot water by 5am. So the wife would have given him an electric kettle filled with water to plug by himself and use at 5am without waking the couple up.

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  40. Well, on first thought, that's ridiculous. But then again, maybe he was getting paralyzed and he needed help with hot water to massage his body so he doesn't die.

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  41. Lol. Wen d guy is not high on purewater

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  42. Maybe d guy is dating ur wife.

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  43. Wft that ain't proper I can't take it aswear

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  44. Ha!!! Omashee ooo.... Nothing person no go hear. That dude got a lot of nerves, can u imagine?

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  45. For what...maybe d husband dnt give d wife respect in frnt of his fwnds or d woman is just so nice n he knws

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  46. What nonsense..silly friend* only God knows how he will be treating hi wife at home*

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  47. Whoooh if i stand up lemme knw y

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  48. How would they have felt, if they found him in their kitchen at such a time?

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  49. D friend swallow bomb, I will go out and give him d warning of his life and he has to leave immediately is morning, rubbish. Dave now Daniel Craig

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  50. It depends tho...if he needs to bath and leave the house on time then there's nothing wrong with his action...at least ya don't expect him to go into d kitchen or wherever without permission. @smockypapzey

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  51. some people really know how to take liberties. would have told sent him out on the spot for taking such liberties wt my family.

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  52. He probably didn't knw how to turn the gas on bt needed hot water badly dat hour. Is nothing Abeg, all na hospitality. She 4 ignore am if she no wan boil.

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  53. Do i call it character and attitude, so one has to handle such situation maturely and carefully...kind of shun the friend from such act should be the best at sight.protect your woman make e no fall hand.your woman can actual attend to such a visitor at her own will not disturbing your sleep.some friends are actually there to tempt and cause harm to happy homes.

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  54. Do i call it character and attitude, so one has to handle such situation maturely and carefully...kind of shun the friend from such act should be the best at sight.protect your woman make e no fall hand.your woman can actual attend to such a visitor at her own will not disturbing your sleep.some friends are actually there to tempt and cause harm to happy homes.

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  55. It's all about mentality bcos some men will see it as nothing.
    #Chisom Obi #

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  56. Do i call it character and attitude, so one has to handle such situation maturely and carefully...kind of shun the friend from such act should be the best at sight.protect your woman make e no fall hand.your woman can actual attend to such a visitor at her own will not disturbing your sleep.some friends are actually there to tempt and cause harm to happy homes.

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  57. Ok,there are 2sides,this is just d guys side of the story.
    Maybe thrs no water heater in d house nd d guy needed water nd dint wnt to enter the kitchen.
    but the dude no try at all,shes my wife not our wife nd 5am ws too early to wake her to boil water.

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  58. This husband comes across as childish while this issue appears overblown. No be only una go first get repulsively impulsive visitor na

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  59. D wife Neva talk her relationship with the dude

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  60. Some men don't have brains...i bet you the mumu won't let someone disrespect his wife like that.good on d guy for ending the friendship..Bus man!

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  61. Some men don't have brains...i bet you the mumu won't let someone disrespect his wife like that.good on d guy for ending the friendship..Bus man!

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  62. Dude is obviously fucking his wife. If a friend knocks on my bedroom door at that time or any time in the day and asks my wife to boil water for him, and I tell my wife "no", and she does it anyway, I will end the friendship with him and divorce my wife, because it means he's been fucking her all the while. That's why he has the balls to do some shit like that.

    Chucks

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  63. Was it a cold working morning. If yes,he is nt so wrong.cos if u r leaving on d mainland nd work on d island.ds wont b strange.

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  64. that same 5am he'll leave my house

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  65. Is he crazy,i will do it but he will never step foot into my house again

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  66. Some crazy dude can really do this. Ama the wife.... some yelling at the guy


    Rellaidiovo.blogspot.com

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  67. For real?? I'll chase d both of em out!!

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  68. well...even if it's nt 5am he wunt ask me to boil water for him!

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  69. well...even if it's nt 5am he wunt ask me to boil water for him!

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  70. Rubbish women do crazy things all in d name for friends and family to like u

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  71. d man for give d friend dirty slap with d wife join.NONSENSE!!!

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  72. What nonsense! I won't even wait for my husband to say no! I will say d no myself! Annoying frnd

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  73. Datz rubbish. I cnt allow dat

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  74. I'm sure in the man's mins. He was like "how can a woman be in this house and I will get up to boil water for myself"

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  75. Ah Ah! No big deal. He is a friend. He probably need to go early

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  76. I won't accept for her to do it.


    OKORO UPGRADED**

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  77. Don't really see anything bad in dat,

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  78. hahaha nawao oo just like that the guy ended the relationship

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  79. I wnt even answer such person

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  80. I wnt even answer such person

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  81. My husbands married friend resumed at my house the weekend after our wedding saying since he missed the nuptials, he came 2 celebrate wt us, spent a wk. Insisted on using the master bedroom en suite bathroom coz he used 2 share wt hus when he was single. One day,I allowed him leave his clothes on the bed,locked the door and went out 4 hours, I returned all apologetic, but he never did that again

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  82. D Baga ws probably listing after his wife

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  83. That sounds funny. 5am abah sum pple can over step dir boundaries ehn.



    #Hajia Mufliat#

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  84. Wrong wrong. He should have waited atleast 6 or inform them on time.

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  85. I think there is more to this story. I need the exact words the guy said. Reported speech has an effect on conclusions

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  86. What nonsense, I won't answer you. Do it your self.

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  87. To me, it's nothing.

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  88. To me there is no big deal.. Aojce he is just a visitor.. He is prolly used to waking up that early.. And if I was the wife.definetely boil the water.. And chill till he goes.. Won't make a fuss about it..

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  89. shows more respect both from the friend and the wife.. It's her department(kitchen) just that it was too early for the friend to wake the wife..Maybe, he already told the wife a day before...

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    1. U're a fucking cunt! Department my ass.

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  90. The friend must be out of his marbles,jeez!! And d kin Mumu wife gree sef anyway she get hrt

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  91. Oga(hubby)investigate well because in my books they(your friend and your wife)are fucking/having an affair.. Wake the Fup dawg.

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    1. Your stupidity is amazing.

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    2. Really amazing

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    3. Must they always use the f word, its very vulgar and shouldn't be used to comment on

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  92. His friend is not allowed to use another womans kitchen nd also he would hv manged cold water or wait till 7am.hes a visitor he should hv a lil bit of respect for his friends home.

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  93. D friend no no way 2 kitchen abi d water no fit wait?abeg it's nonsense nd d friend did d best tin

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  94. I'm married and I see nothing wrong in it. The worst/best that would happen is my hubby going to boil it instead of me.

    They didn't expect him to go snooping in their kitchen, did they?

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  95. What grade of bomb did he smoke?. Are we sharing my wife? ..his business is with me, I'd be the one to either do it myself or ask my wife..rough play#

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  96. The bros for wait till his frnds wakes up na.him no try

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  97. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....I CANT LAUGH

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  98. He is fucking your wife mumu!

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  99. That was a wrong move, you don't wake another man's wife from sleep to prepare your bath water at 5am or at anytime at that.. if she were up and about at the time, the man could ask for the hot water.. if he knew he was leaving that early then he should have informed the couple the night before and provisions would be made and if he didn't do that then he should have taken a cold shower..

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  100. It all depends on what the man has been discussing with is friends about his wife. Some men devalue their wives in front of their friends, she is a topic of amusement when they are together. If not the friend won't be that disrespectful, besides he could boil the water himself what is the big deal, sick African men always thinking women her slaves.

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  101. The friend is either fucking his wife or the husband fucking his friend's sister. Either ways, that friend is a coward, such brilliancy from the wife too.

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  102. Dats sooooo ridiculous of him. Dats sooooo disrespectful. It doesnt happen. Not wen i am around. Dat guy needs some home training.

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  103. It very wrong, he should have told his friend that he will need hot water around 5am so that he will then instruct his wife to boil the water before that time

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