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Tuesday 7 April 2015

Nigerian twitter users respond to Oba of Lagos with hilarious Lagoon tags & tweets

Nigerians have no respect, trolling the Oba of Lagos...lol. A lot of people had an opinion about the Oba's comments yesterday and some of them were hilarious. Check out the tweets & memes used to show defiance, mockery to the threats made by the traditional head yesterday. More after the cut...

 

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    1. Thank God for the humor to water down fires like this ignited by that old man!!!

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    2. The senile geriatric just challenged the Igbos with his stupid rants! We will vote JK on Saturday and nothing will happen! Mtcheew!

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    1. I told a friend dis morn dat I ave a feeling jimi Agbaje may win d election, cos Igbos will want to dare d Oba and ave nt seen dese tweets wen I said it sef...lmao

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  3. Dat u r d oba of lagos doesn't give yu d right to talk shit.go fuck urself old fool.

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  4. Lmao. Chaiiii. Make I go get my agbada cos na em I go wear swim

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  5. Oba you missed it.JK is already the gov of Lagos state.anybody that wants to play God in this election will receive failure and shock.Rivers Dakuku peterside,Abia ,Alex Otti.we are changing the style in this election.oba you have finished ambode.

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  6. Like seriously.lol.linda watch

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  7. Linda plssss liv dis mata la, I luv u ooo .dnt want any blood sucking fagot call politicians to come after u oooo.plsss I beg u....

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  8. My car kukuma na James Bond car too, e fit turn itsef to boat sef #SurviveTheLagoonTheory

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  9. Can't stop laughing o. Kokz

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  10. Lol you can't help but love Nigeria, we know how to make fun out of anything.
    That's the best way to respond to the utterance.

    ~BONARIO~says so via NOKIA LUMIA

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  11. hahahhahhaha,lmaolotf

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  12. Igbo kwenu! God bless all igbos, home and abroad. If God be for us, no oba or afolayan can be against us. Linda take note!

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  13. Igbo kwenu! God bless all igbos, home and abroad. If God be for us, no oba or afolayan can be against us. Linda take note!

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  14. Igbo kwenu! God bless all igbos, home and abroad. If God be for us, no oba or afolayan can be against us. Linda take note!

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  15. hahahhahhaha,lmaolotf

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  16. Igbo kwenu! God bless all igbos, home and abroad. If God be for us, no oba or afolayan can be against us. Linda take note!

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  17. Choi!!! I love my ibo people......no cursing, de r just making fun outta it. Dats d way it shud be!

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  18. Nigerians plays to much. Lindaobserve

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  19. Hahaha very hilarious , Igbokwenu....

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  20. Umunnem ndibanyi nasi Atuoru omaru omaru Atuoru ofeke ofeke isi Na ohia, this threat is not empty two is not spiritual its proverb ilu the lagoon is he will decend on our people either by thugs or by hardship riots, let us go back this is not an option, I wish death warn people like this man did but Onye onwu na egbu adihi any isi nsi.

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  21. Rotfl. Nigerian are too funny abeg. Just so you know, while people are milking this issue dry, Apc is busy working on how to win. This my dears is a decoy. Just as ffk and fayose were decoys. Stay tuned.......

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  22. Hahahaha.. funny funny tweets.. lwkmd

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  23. Lmao...Trust social media. Hope he reads...#IgboKwenu

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  24. lolz, I love my countrymen, I love NIGERIA.

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  25. oooopppppppssssss.....Nigerians are always ready for anything............See rib cracking response......
    Oba of Lag.....d igbo pple re ready



    Moye says so via BB Passport...Courtesy LIB....

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  26. LOLZZZ I AFF DIE LOOLZZZZZZZZZ

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  27. Lmao. Nigerians are not ready to take bullshit from anyone even in political power.... hehehe #powerofsocialmedia

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  28. LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO. I LOVE MY COUNTRY

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  29. Rotfl.. so funny!! This is wht happens when an elderly does not think before talking. No matter how independent a tribe might claim to be, we all need each other to survive dts y God gave us different abilities. The faster we realise this, the better for the world.

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  30. Lwkmd! Nigerians no go kill me with laff.

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  31. lmaO... He must ashamed to death now...

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  32. Dis jst bad! Lol! Oba curse needs an antidote. Who needs a swimming tutorials?? I do I do

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  33. Hilarious. .. Epic responses

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  34. OBA don't you think is time to apologise and start teaching people how to swim.

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  35. Can't jus stop laffing....d man don fuck up

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  36. Loooooools! This is it! No stopping us! When we walk through the waters, God Himself will be with us. Bia Oba, bera go and study Isaiah 43:2 well well before you open your mouth again. How wish I had 10 PVCs. Mtscheeeeeeeew

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  37. Linda the way U carry this matter for head hope U won't get urself and other Igbos into a bigger trouble. Granted the oba's statement was wrong and has been condemed by all, coupled with other assuaging press releases from the oba's palace and Ambode, I believe this should be enough already. The problem some Igbos have is not knowing where to draw the line and as such overdo things , and finally loose the support they have garnered. Don't ever think any people will be happy seeing strangers continue to insult or ridicule their ruler before their very eyes. Please retrace ur steps before U draw a bigger problem for the Igbos in Lagos.

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    1. Jst a reminder incase u never attended social studies or government classes in O levels.(Lagos is a colony)ie no one owns it.

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    2. You r a bastard! Wat can u stupid lazy yorubas do ?

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    3. Common gbafuoo here. U didn't learn from ur oba Abi? Atulu

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    4. You are biased ! If the Oba had threatened the Hausas, there would be no peace in Nigeria. What if one king in the East had threatened the Yorubas in his community, there would have been an uproar. I think the Igbos aren't taking it as seriously as any other tribe would have. Wars have been started for less. You better tell your Oba to shut the fuck up and leave politics to more discerning minds.

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  38. The Oba didn't learn from Fayose's mistakes. #oyanor

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  39. Ahhahahaaaa...love this. Bring it on guys! #shame@emptythreats

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  40. Linda I know you would enjoy the clap back by ibos, ibo geh like you! Come to think of it! How would the lagoon swallo the ibos, is d lagoon going to come for the ibos on land or the would walk willingly to the lagoon! And I have some nice ibo friends and I can't swim, what's going to happen now! Am going to stand by the beach and start calling dem out like mami water? This oba self! I tire for you!

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  41. Lmaooooo...chaii..ma igbo pple no dey carry last..choooiii...I no fit laugh finish

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  42. Hahahahahahahahahaha..... can't stop laughing. Lmao! I'm igbo too. Who knows it might affect us here in ph. Lemme go start my swimming lessons too

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  43. my people una no know say na muslem ? so na now u people know that anywhere u see a muslem, you must stay 2000 miles away from them ? killing is their way of life , don't you know that ? even those who pretend and condemn their brothers who have been slaughtering innocent people in every corner of this world are just pretending, give them time and when the right opportunity arrives , they will execute their believe. my people do not be surprise please , pleasooo , stay away from them ooo , i dey beg you ooo .

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    1. Isn't this the same thing the oba did?have you not just generalized?idiot

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    2. Witout doubt d oba was wrong,am neither yoruba nor ibo,i like dt we make fun of dis issue n wave it as a bad habit,i live in d east 2b precise nnewi,I luv ibo ppl n ur high level of industriousness(if dts d word) witout dem our mkt is crapped. David nanah dnt knw whr u r frm,bt u shld watch wt u said,am also frm a family of mixed religion no 1 has killed anybody,if u dnt understand d context of d msg u beta ask well,b4 makin useless comments,not all Muslims r murderers,we hear of ppl killin deir relatives 4 1 trivial issue or d oda. D oba na God? He who dwells in d secret place of d most high shall abide under d shadow of d almighty! He dt keepeth Israel slumbers nor slps.God bless Nigeria n d ibos me luv y'all

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    3. Dnt mind d fool!

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  44. OMG.....i couldnt just stop laughing...it is well with us in Lagos.

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  45. May God keep us together in peace in Jesus name amen.

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  46. Social media have turned everybody into comedian

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  47. Social media have turned everybody into comedian

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  48. Hahahahaha i don laugh tire. i love my IGBO people jare. We are amazing. MUAH!

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  49. These pipo no go use laugh finish somebody.



    ~FromOutOfThisWorld ~

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  50. Na wa ooo!!! Igbo ppl don vex finish... Well no offence my Ibo family, I know how u all feel and we apologise, non of us will drown but no way PDP is gonna win this election, Jimi Agbaje said 'Lagos cannot afford to be in the opposition' and we can let that Criminal Bode George to go near our Lagos treasury. Pls don't mind what Oba said, this is our future. Lagos is working under APC and most of us knows it even Linda. Make una no vex...

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  51. Dont I just find @Uncle Saka post enduring, laughable and most hilarious.
    #howdmightyhasfallen@Akiolu

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  52. Hehehehehehehe.......so, so funny!!! Is like I'll go and register for the swimming lesson too, is very necessary.

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  53. oh how i love my country we always know how to make the best of every situation.#nototribalism #notoreligoussentiments #yestoonenigeria #proudafrican #proudnigerian

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  54. Too hilarious nigerians can mk fun out of tins chia, nyc 1.

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  55. Hahaha, this is so hilarious! Nice one... Shame on d Oba if Ambode doesn't win d election come Saturday and nothing happens to the Igbos!

    ¤Abbie says so¤

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  56. Lmao......Don't mess with the bees.
    #proudlyIbofinegirl#

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  57. 20 oba posts in 20 hours? Lame blog.

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    1. Bastard! Oloshi! Y did u use anonymous?

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  58. Loooool....E don dey way I swim sef.

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  59. Hahahahahaha. I Love Nigerians. So hilarious.

    #amproudtobeaNigerian#

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  60. I like the fact that they are meeting his threat with defiance; I call on all Igbos to please vote whomever they choose #democracy

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  61. Now Lagos dwellers who is more foolish than the oba. If you can answer this, I will give u a #3000 call card. Engr Emy

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  62. Lolzzz... People are do funny. I like Nigerians, bringing out humor in unleavened threats... Lol welldone people.. Hehehe

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  63. Funny, dis is how it should. Make fun of a man who don't respect is old age. Unlike Linda who carry am for head. Linda wit ur prestige dis people better than u.

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  64. Lwkmd! Wale Gates in that scuba P. Nna na to build ark o

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  65. The oba was ignorant , pay him no attention.

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  66. Lol! I love Nigerians and the way they respond to repugnant speeches and hostile actions via the social media. I hope this oba's speech doesn't make Ambode lose votes. But actually, I'd love to see PDP rule Lagos as well. Let there be change too in lagos.

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  67. Useless Oba. How would your so-called Lagos have been without the Igbos? God will sort you out soon. May God help us get the much needed ports we need in the East so we can raise the middle finger to these ofe mmanu, mgbati mgbati low lifes. Oba, my left arse. WIthout Jagaban, you for smell that throne? Come and drown us! IDIOT BEEE PHARAOH!!!


    ...NWUNYE EMI

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    1. God punish u punish ur igwe join ignorant idiot.

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  68. Instead of people to call for his removal, protest, do something, we are cracking jokes. Smh
    This is exactly why that bigot thinks he can open his mouth to say he owns the whole of Lagos. In a democracy on top. Everything is wrong!

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  69. Hahahahahahahahah...hahahahahahahahahHahaha....haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...hahahahahahahahahahahaha. . God have mercy on us oh !
    Hahahahahahahahahah...hahahahahahahahahhahahaha...Chei! , Ijeoma the family planner, you've killed me with laughter o o !

    Uncle Saka ,chei! , there is God o o !
    Hahahahahahaha. .hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha..Oba or eba of lagos state,ntor gi !
    You're now the latest cartoon for kids !
    Hahahahahahahahah...hahahahahaha

    The swimming lessons including the yoruba guy on his way to see the girlfriend na epic !
    This is why I love Nigerians ,they always deliver !
    Una thanks for this rib cracking jokes .I owe you guy special kisses any time or where !

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  70. I swear i am proud to be an igbo lol
    Fools that call themselves our leaders,a learned man will not make an open threat like this,you think lagos will be lagos without the igbos,come to china here,we igbos have SAY in their economy,not to talk of eko.. Mr man @oba u need to go back to school,because you are a disgrace to Nigeria itself

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  71. oh lawd!!! I just cnt deal, lmao.....my igbo niggers en niggeresses won't kii me!!


    MISsVEE

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  72. Lol!
    I love my igbo brothers jare!
    Let's laugh it out.
    If its some tribe sef, they would have started fighting.

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  73. Hahahahahahahahahaha...Wale Gates just killed it..the Oba got wat he deserved.

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  74. She asked for it. Wen he opened the mouth. I love nigerians

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  75. Oh ma God I love this its so hilarious

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  76. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! So funny, Oba Rilwan has really disgraced himself and I think this may jeopardise Ambode's ambition...

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  77. C u in court oba lol hmmmm

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  78. Hahahahahahahahahaahah I just dey laugh oooh, Linda, Nigerians have respect ooh but if u carry urself give dem then be ready to hear dat thing u really want to hear. LWKM oooh dis Oba don hear am

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  79. Uncle saka's comment really cracked me up...lol!

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  80. I am so ashamed of the Oba of Lagos. Someone i respect...i admire and honour his words will make such a pronouncements for selfish and personal reasons...thus, dishonoring his throne! I am so so ashamed of him..he has brought disrepute to the throne of his forefathers and should humbly apologize or dethrone himself! SHAME!!!

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    1. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahah.........I love this!!!! Igbos be making me proud since forever. This is the best post of the day! Igbo kwenu! Kwezu enu ooooo!!!! Jehova na di ndu!



      #TeamBlessed#

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    2. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahah.........I love this!!!! Igbos be making me proud since forever. This is the best post of the day! Igbo kwenu! Kwezu enu ooooo!!!! Jehova na di ndu!



      #TeamBlessed#

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  82. Lol, I love my Igbo people. Notin megha!

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    lol anyway

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  84. What a good way to start my day this jokes made me laugh jare

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  85. Lmfao! Never laughed this much in recent time, is better we make joke of it than fight over it, one love Nigeria

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  86. Very hilarious..especially the last post..



    ....JOSHSAYSO..LIB..FAN

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  87. Hahahahaha......Lawd!!!!!
    I love Nig biko

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  88. Hahahahaahah! Ndi a bu ndi ara oo. Lol. Dey no well.
    Igbo kwenu. Heyy

    Pamscrib.blogspot.com

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  89. couldnt stop laughing in my office loud...very funny...oba don hear am 4 our hand for dis lagos. #lagosforall

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  90. couldnt stop laughing in my office loud...very funny...oba don hear am 4 our hand for dis lagos. #lagosforall

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  91. couldnt stop laughing in my office loud...very funny...oba don hear am 4 our hand for dis lagos. #lagosforall

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  93. OMG!!! These tweets are so hilarious. Lol at pratically living in the lagoon for 16 yrs. Chai!!!

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  94. We all knw dat wat d oba said ws too much bt dey too r taking it too far Abah. Der own worse sf, I served in umudike in Abia state n I kwn ao dey treated us den. Dey started der tribalism ryt 4rm camp so wat r we now saying. Let who v nt sin b4 cast d 1st stone. Consider him as ur grandfather, wl u reply him wen scolding u? Vote nt fight pls, vote 4 who ever u wnt, may God help us all

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    1. He should have considered his age and status before he spilling trash. And yes, people can be tribalistic in one way or the other. But for a well respected Oba to tow that line is unacceptable. His utterances can cause problems if care is not taken. My dear pls don't take it too personal. Even GEJ and Obama at one time or the other were not spared on social networks. Oba is human after all.....emabinu jo. Lmao



      #TeamBlessed#

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    2. He should have considered his age and status before he spilling trash. And yes, people can be tribalistic in one way or the other. But for a well respected Oba to tow that line is unacceptable. His utterances can cause problems if care is not taken. My dear pls don't take it too personal. Even GEJ and Obama at one time or the other were not spared on social networks. Oba is human after all.....emabinu jo. Lmao



      #TeamBlessed#

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  95. We all knw dat wat d oba said ws too much bt dey too r taking it too far Abah. Der own worse sf, I served in umudike in Abia state n I kwn ao dey treated us den. Dey started der tribalism ryt 4rm camp so wat r we now saying. Let who v nt sin b4 cast d 1st stone. Consider him as ur grandfather, wl u reply him wen scolding u? Vote nt fight pls, vote 4 who ever u wnt, may God help us all

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    1. You this big baboon. You are up again in your silly elements. You have never said anything meaningful. When will you outgrow this little mindedness?

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    2. Very foolish person nai dis mama alata be!

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  96. lol.na wah oh naija poeple always have a word for every thing

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  97. Linda,u cant disrespect d King,u re a public figure,b careful oo

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  98. Lol! I can't stop laughing,dis is hilarious indeed. Das y I luv my igbo people,we no dey carry last. I dey una back joor.

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  99. Choi! I love this Country mehn! I love 9ja like Kilode! Heheheheheh

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  100. Hall of shame. Hall of shame.. Hall of shame. Loss of dignity to the obas. That royal cap is tainted with messy rudeness to a dignified igbo nation.

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  101. Lol...very funny...anoda igbo man will be in d lagoon selling life jackets. Rotfl

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  102. lolzzzz umunnem unu ji ya.lagoon la call la oba

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  103. Rotfl.. I love dis. #proudlyigbo#

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  104. I trust Naija pple they no dey Carry Last...

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  105. Lolz cnt stp laffing


    Lib freak

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  106. So so hilarious! Shame on him. #proudlyigbo#

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  107. What a weird world are we living? An oba who cannot win a primary ticket for his own son at d last Apc house of rep const 1 in lagos island and worst of it all lost d ticket to a non indigine from oyo state DOLAPO BADRU has no locust standing to compell ibo's or other tribe for that matter to vote for his party or his adopted son.And is a shame that d sole call party Apc as well as his candidate has fail to issue a statement as regards this thus confirming the position and stand of the oba and thier party. Apc led central party has yet to take full control of governance and yet threat are been issue left.right and centre bringing us back to the old days of decree 2 and 4.this has shown clearly the importance of ibo.s in lag state politics and u all shld stand firm and together we up root the ROT Oba.Tinubu and co Ltd Ave plumder lag state economy in d last 16yrs.where was d OBA when ibo's are been deported outside lag state as if they are illegal immigrant.where was d oba when there shops are been closed down under any slightest provocation.where was d oba when ibo's are been tripple tax by d state govt.where was d oba when area boys within his domain loots their properties at any fracas e t c or may be he was yet to be crowned as an Oba then. bt yet want to threaten them to vote for his party.even GEJ never threaten any tribe to vote for him. He is a shame to throne he occupy.shame to d pple he reings over.to all lovers of democracy go all out there on sat and shame oba akinolu and his like that only God has d supreme power to make somebody and ellivate pple from one position or d other.Tinibu. Akinolu are just Meer motter and nothing more.insha Allahu come 11th April JK will become d next lag state gov.JK WE KNOW JK WE TRUST

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    1. God bless u Adeyemi.....



      #TeamBlessed#

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    2. God bless you dear...pple like u will make this country a better place,no time to be biased

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    3. Letter to Jimi Agbaje from a Concerned Lagosian - Uchenna Jimi Agbaje Should Desist From Making His Mandate An Igbo Agenda
      Dear Jimi Agbaje,
      I wish to use this channel to make this unambiguouslly clear. As an Igboman who has spent a good number of years in Lagos, I am very uncomfortable with all your gimmicks in this electoral season.
      It is important you take full cognizance that the contest between you and Mr. Ambode of the APC is for the post of the Executive Governor of Lagos State and not for any other State located elsewhere. Therefore I frown at your divisive campaign strategy of pitching law-abiding non-indigenous residents in the State against the rest of the good people of Lagos.
      If anything, the outcome of the just concluded Presidential Election that saw the kicking out of a sitting President who hinged his campaign on such divisive antics, should serve as a lesson for you. But most especially, I frown at your latest plot of making your support-base primarily an Igbo Agenda. It will interest you to know that I have no problem with any individual voting for you, but you colluding with Ifeanyi Uba, OPC and TAN to exploit and undermine the peaceful co-existence between Ndigbo and their Host Community for your personal agenda is totally unacceptable. This good relationship you see today, took generations to build - therefore we cannot keep silence and watch you tear it down.
      Keep your campaign open to all and desist from sowing the seed of division. And we have not forgotten how you promised to collude with Militants in Niger Delta to sabotage the economy if Jonathan loses. At least now if there is any crisis in the creek, we know who to bring in for details about the plan to sabotage the economy of Nigeria.
      I wish you well and also look forward to hear you call Ambode once the votes are counted this weekend just like President Jonathan did.
      Please be wise!

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  108. LOL...way to go


    OKORO UPGRADED**

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  109. Hahahahaha, the oba don enter one chance oo.

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  110. You accuse the oba of tribalism and kunle afolayan of generalizing but your statement above says "Nigerians have no respect, trolling the Oba of Lagos...lol."

    No love,some of us still have basic home training and will not resort to insulting our elders irrespective.When UAE and now Turkey said they'd cancel certain privileges,this is one of its reasons.A large chunk of our generation don't have the basic mental or emotional requirements needed to separate right from wrong.

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  111. Nigerians play too damn much!!lol Oba no believe say the thing go reach like this ass hole will be shitting in his pants now!Igo kwenu jare

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  112. Hilarious esp @have tow children and can carry them on my head while swimming.

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  113. Lmao! That's the spirit! We'll see who drowns.

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  114. chineke muooooo!!! I can't stop laffing. ngwa oba over to you.

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  115. Can you see respect is reciprocal.

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  116. the tenants have been saying that for quite
    some time now , rubbing it on the faces of their
    landlords.Recall , Orji Uzor Kalu said Igbos own half of
    Lagos and that Lagos cant do without them. The igbo elders
    didnt protest because their palms have been greased.
    After the Jewish genocide and massacre , the Jewish
    thought it wise to come together and have a beffiting place
    they can call home, so they did and today they are feared
    and respected all over the world.
    The so called Igbo elders have failed us with their greed and
    love of money , it is now up to our generation to correct their
    wrongs , instead of wailing on social media. we should
    come together and plan how to make the south east a
    beffiting place to live .we should gradually transfer our
    wealth from Lagos and develop the South East and then see
    if this uncouthed statements can continue to be spewed out
    by ignorant peeps. Bottom line: Igbos are the cause of what
    ever they get. MOST ARE greedy and unity among them is
    almost an illusion

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  117. the tenants have been saying that for quite
    some time now , rubbing it on the faces of their
    landlords.Recall , Orji Uzor Kalu said Igbos own half of
    Lagos and that Lagos cant do without them. The igbo elders
    didnt protest because their palms have been greased.
    After the Jewish genocide and massacre , the Jewish
    thought it wise to come together and have a beffiting place
    they can call home, so they did and today they are feared
    and respected all over the world.
    The so called Igbo elders have failed us with their greed and
    love of money , it is now up to our generation to correct their
    wrongs , instead of wailing on social media. we should
    come together and plan how to make the south east a
    beffiting place to live .we should gradually transfer our
    wealth from Lagos and develop the South East and then see
    if this uncouthed statements can continue to be spewed out
    by ignorant peeps. Bottom line: Igbos are the cause of what
    ever they get. MOST ARE greedy and unity among them is
    almost an illusion

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  118. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Oh chim! I love being ibo. Chineke!!! ochi atogbuo m. Oba ji abi oba lagoon eh oba lagos u never c anytin.

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  119. Hahaha. I love my country. lol

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  120. hahaha......l trust Nigeria people.makin a joke out of every situation.#LagoonSurvival lol

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  121. We r wise, even d bible said it, d wise men frm d east

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  122. Nigerians are dam too funny

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  123. i no fit laugh. anyway let me go to aswani market to chatter swimming clothes for my family,cos we are all voting agbaje.

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  124. This is the most hillarious tweets I've seen.

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    1. Lolzzz, this is really hilarous, I wish I live in Lag so me too will join in this fun

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  125. geniatus nwa afo7 April 2015 at 11:10

    lolllzzzzzz. omg. dont i just love Nigerians.....but dat Oba na fooooooool sha. swimming lessons in progress for real....

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    1. The Oba messed up big time. And this will count against APC. They can't deny the Oba and they need to find a way to win the heart of voters on the other hand. This is a big dilemma for APC, I tell u

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  126. osheeeee...wht a 9ce response/joke 2 d oba's lagoon theory..

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  127. heheheheh, you igbos will not kill me with laff.
    visit deborachidume.blogspot.com

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  128. ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!! SO HILARIOUS!

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  129. chinwelovesnseikpeetim7 April 2015 at 11:23

    Kai....I love my country#proudlyigbo #TeamIhediohaForGovernorImoState

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  130. A Lagos Baboon condemning us to the Lagos Lagoon. #Royalmadness

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  131. Don't i just love NIGERIANS sometimes..... lol

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  132. Live jackit ( with an Igbo accent) for sale

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  133. Ohh My God
    I love my country

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  134. Oba where dey wear pampers. You want to rubbish your traditional tool. Even your ancestors appreciate the developmental contribution of igbo's in Lagos.

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  135. If you had power to command lagoon, why didn't you command it when it over flew in Lagos city and the government made serious effort to manage it. Oba fall my hand oooooooooo.

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  136. That oba had better reiterated his words o! Cus that might not be empty threats! What manner of hateful statement is this? Na wa o, ibo people don too suffer for dis country sha, marginalization in the highest realm!

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  137. Linda, did I hear you say respect? Nigerians lost it a long time ago when they decided that even the president of the country and his wife could be insulted and get away with it. The Oba's case shouldn’t be treated differently. What goes around comes around...simple?

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  138. Oba Tinubu's stooge just calming he has spiritual powers. The ensure his feared.

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  139. Hilarious, dis pple no go kill me

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  140. Letter to Jimi Agbaje from a Concerned Lagosian - Uchenna Jimi Agbaje Should Desist From Making His Mandate An Igbo Agenda
    Dear Jimi Agbaje,
    I wish to use this channel to make this unambiguouslly clear. As an Igboman who has spent a good number of years in Lagos, I am very uncomfortable with all your gimmicks in this electoral season.
    It is important you take full cognizance that the contest between you and Mr. Ambode of the APC is for the post of the Executive Governor of Lagos State and not for any other State located elsewhere. Therefore I frown at your divisive campaign strategy of pitching law-abiding non-indigenous residents in the State against the rest of the good people of Lagos.
    If anything, the outcome of the just concluded Presidential Election that saw the kicking out of a sitting President who hinged his campaign on such divisive antics, should serve as a lesson for you. But most especially, I frown at your latest plot of making your support-base primarily an Igbo Agenda. It will interest you to know that I have no problem with any individual voting for you, but you colluding with Ifeanyi Uba, OPC and TAN to exploit and undermine the peaceful co-existence between Ndigbo and their Host Community for your personal agenda is totally unacceptable. This good relationship you see today, took generations to build - therefore we cannot keep silence and watch you tear it down.
    Keep your campaign open to all and desist from sowing the seed of division. And we have not forgotten how you promised to collude with Militants in Niger Delta to sabotage the economy if Jonathan loses. At least now if there is any crisis in the creek, we know who to bring in for details about the plan to sabotage the economy of Nigeria.
    I wish you well and also look forward to hear you call Ambode once the votes are counted this weekend just like President Jonathan did.
    Please be wise!

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  141. HAhahhahahha really hilarious, nothing dey happen jor

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  142. This is the spirit. Igbo people make una no vex,lets just laugh over it.

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  143. I want to fuck Oba Akiolu from his anus. Coward ..

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  144. these people are too clever

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  145. these people are too clever......

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  146. Hehehehhehe abeg o can't laff

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  147. Hahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahaahhahahahhaahahahaha!!!
    I just love Nigeria....We joke so damn much!

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  148. This is real April fool.

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  149. This statement is worse than BK actions

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  150. The Oba statement towards igbos is worse than Boko Haram actions. This show how corruption has blinded many minds.

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