I called my mom to tell her fight broke out yesterday btwn APC and PDP faithfuls in Kaduna and that I was in the market when it all started and so had to run into a shop where about 10 of us are locked in. She started screaming immediately. I had call off the joke and start shouting April Fool o. She wasn't convinced. She called everybody to tell them that Kaduna was on fire and that they should start praying so I can excape unharmed....lol. My phones wouldn't stop ringing. Had to call my elder bro to explain. He was the one that calm her down.....and she called to warn me never to play such pranks again. I'm laughing now, but it wasn't funny at all that day......lol.
If she kills herself coz her daùghter got preggars, that's her cuppa. It won't stop the BV 4rm chopping her life.
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This one is.not funny oooo, that ur aunt wants ur dad dead......how can she joke with stuff like that.......Igbo fathers don't joke with there property......i dey suspect ur aunt big time
African parents, commit suicide because of pregnancy? Really! Because of what are friends and community or church/mosque will say abi? We really need to move forward from this 18th century mentality
why will a mother commit suicide becos her daughter ispregnant???? Like seriously????That suicide thought was just too expensive for d mum to play......
i am still lol @ work. i did one on my friend, told her i was in lagos airport. i told her i needed a ride. do u know my friend was happy, and she was on her way to the airport. can you imagine,i had to call her to tell her it was April fool. she was like why now.
As funny as dis is I Jst hv to point out how selfish African parents are. Always caring about their selves nd their reputation not their children's wellbeing. Mumsy didnt care to find out how she got pregnant, if she was raped or not? Or worse raped by HIV infected person? Y Wud dey assume dat all cases of pregnancy are as a result of waywardness. Dear parents, it's not about u nd d Pple in ur church or place of work, it's about us sometimes. Sorry guys, am not trying to take away the fun out these but dese is serious food for thought. Cuz I knw my mumsy Wud hv commited d suicide before I tell her that it's April fool.
As funny as dis is I Jst hv to point out how selfish African parents are. Always caring about their selves nd their reputation not their children's wellbeing. Mumsy didnt care to find out how she got pregnant, if she was raped or not? Or worse raped by HIV infected person? Y Wud dey assume dat all cases of pregnancy are as a result of waywardness. Dear parents, it's not about u nd d Pple in ur church or place of work, it's about us sometimes. Sorry guys, am not trying to take away the fun out these but dese is serious food for thought. Cuz I knw my mumsy Wud hv commited d suicide before I tell her that it's April fool.
Lmao. Too bad the first thing that might have come to the mother's mind was her reputation. What would people say? Tired of living for society. Thank God it was a joke.
I did with my oga, he almost fired me :(
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DeleteA girl I have been tryna bang said she loves me last night buh ah doubted and she used April Fool to cover it
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Deletelmao! if i do this to my mom, she'll just die immediately before she realises its a joke. mothers sha! lol
DeleteI called my mom to tell her fight broke out yesterday btwn APC and PDP faithfuls in Kaduna and that I was in the market when it all started and so had to run into a shop where about 10 of us are locked in. She started screaming immediately. I had call off the joke and start shouting April Fool o. She wasn't convinced. She called everybody to tell them that Kaduna was on fire and that they should start praying so I can excape unharmed....lol. My phones wouldn't stop ringing. Had to call my elder bro to explain. He was the one that calm her down.....and she called to warn me never to play such pranks again. I'm laughing now, but it wasn't funny at all that day......lol.
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DeleteNigerian Mothers eheeen, why would she commit suicide because of pregnancy!
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DeleteLol....dats abit too much sha.....
ReplyDeleteLol African parents don't joke. Lindaobserve
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ReplyDeleteIf she kills herself coz her daùghter got preggars, that's her cuppa. It won't stop the BV 4rm chopping her life.
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Hahahahaha, so hilarious.
ReplyDeleteSo u would have commuted suucide because your daughter got pregnant? Laughable
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ReplyDeleteLol... Ah don die!!
ReplyDeleteLoolz thank God she told her it was April fool on time.
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DeleteLol, so becos her daughter is pregnant she will commit suicide, wu dose dat.
ReplyDeleteThat's how my aunt told my dad that our house in d villa was demolished. My pman wan die yesterday! Choi! I felt for him.
ReplyDeleteThis one is.not funny oooo, that ur aunt wants ur dad dead......how can she joke with stuff like that.......Igbo fathers don't joke with there property......i dey suspect ur aunt big time
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ReplyDeleteHmmmmmmm, datz not funny 2 me.....how would the mum threaten 2 commit suicide just becoz her daughter is preggy???? Datz intense
ReplyDeleteAfrican parents, commit suicide because of pregnancy? Really! Because of what are friends and community or church/mosque will say abi? We really need to move forward from this 18th century mentality
ReplyDeleteBuhahahaha,how funny
ReplyDeleteI did with my hussy! D guy jst tire!
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ReplyDeleteVery funny but its a mean joke.
ReplyDeleteShe's probably really pregnant and now she knows what her respond will be
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ReplyDeleteFunny,mumy wan commit suicide ahaaha
ReplyDeleteVery funny !hahahahah.
ReplyDeletewhy will a mother commit suicide becos her daughter ispregnant???? Like seriously????That suicide thought was just too expensive for d mum to play......
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ReplyDeletei am still lol @ work. i did one on my friend, told her i was in lagos airport. i told her i needed a ride. do u know my friend was happy, and she was on her way to the airport. can you imagine,i had to call her to tell her it was April fool. she was like why now.
ReplyDeletelolzz,na wa oo.buh why threaten suicide,,anyway,thank GOD its a joke.
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Lmaooo... Her mum would have taken her own life for real??
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ReplyDeleteVery funny but an expensive joke o! Linda take note!
ReplyDeleteVery funny but an expensive joke o! Linda take note!
ReplyDeleteSo if d daughter got preggy for real, she would commit suicide? Smh....
ReplyDeleteLol. wat April fool will cause ehn!
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ReplyDeleteI can never try this kinda April fool with my mum, she's just gonna die of heartattack at the first line. Chai this is too expensive for a mother oh.
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Suicide ginni?! Lmao
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Funny. April fool indeed. U want to give ur mother hypertension abi
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ReplyDeleteCommit suicide cos your daughter got pregnant? Die dey hungry you na. Nonsense!
ReplyDeletelol.. thought April's fool ends by 12noon and its 9.25pm??..funny anyway.
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lol.. thought April's fool ends at 12noon and she played the prank at 9.25pm??. funny anyway.
ReplyDeleteHahaha!!! Mummmy!!!
ReplyDeleteThat expensive what if she was on d road ni
ReplyDeleteThis joke is very expensive..What if she had a heart attack and died.
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ReplyDeleteSame thing I did to m my mum few years ago and she started crying, I have not participated in April fool since then
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ReplyDeleteAs funny as dis is I Jst hv to point out how selfish African parents are. Always caring about their selves nd their reputation not their children's wellbeing. Mumsy didnt care to find out how she got pregnant, if she was raped or not? Or worse raped by HIV infected person? Y Wud dey assume dat all cases of pregnancy are as a result of waywardness. Dear parents, it's not about u nd d Pple in ur church or place of work, it's about us sometimes. Sorry guys, am not trying to take away the fun out these but dese is serious food for thought. Cuz I knw my mumsy Wud hv commited d suicide before I tell her that it's April fool.
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As funny as dis is I Jst hv to point out how selfish African parents are. Always caring about their selves nd their reputation not their children's wellbeing. Mumsy didnt care to find out how she got pregnant, if she was raped or not? Or worse raped by HIV infected person? Y Wud dey assume dat all cases of pregnancy are as a result of waywardness. Dear parents, it's not about u nd d Pple in ur church or place of work, it's about us sometimes. Sorry guys, am not trying to take away the fun out these but dese is serious food for thought. Cuz I knw my mumsy Wud hv commited d suicide before I tell her that it's April fool.
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This woman is certificated ode
ReplyDeleteYou're actually stupid, cause she was joking about it so you're the ode smh 😒
DeleteLmao. Too bad the first thing that might have come to the mother's mind was her reputation. What would people say? Tired of living for society. Thank God it was a joke.
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Well I dnt do April fool things. But y shud a mother commit suicide cx her bae gt preg,abeg dats too extreme. #Hajia Mufliat
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ReplyDeleteIf getting pregnant before marriage is a sin, then what is attempted suicide? She went to far with d decision but thank God it was a joke!
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If getting pregnant before marriage is a sin, then what is attempted suicide? She went to far with d decision but thank God it was a joke!
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Lol Pregnant and Suicide joke but if the daughter was really preggy would she really commit suicide？
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