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Thursday 5 March 2015

Can a Smartphone Really Give You an Orgasm?

The future of sex has arrived: Durex’s new digital technology division prepares to announce mobile technology breakthrough

The world’s number one sexual wellbeing brand Durex hastoday revealedthat it hasdiversified into digital technology ahead of a major product launchit claims could revolutionise our sex lives.
Durexlabsis the company’s first significantstep into the digital marketplace, with the division’s manifesto being to embrace changing social behaviours and the paradigm of intimacy and mobile technology.

Durexlabs will imminently announce what it describes as its first game-changing product, a technological breakthrough that will actually help users achieve an orgasm. It was developed in partnership withtech entrepreneurSusie Lee, CEO of Siren Mobile.  One of the leading lights in the world of mobile technology, Lee’sexpertise as a biochemist, biophysicist and visual artist have brought a fresh perspective on our evolving relationships with mobile technology.

Richard Arnold, Head of Research and Development Durex, says: “With our deep understanding of arousal and the impulses involved, it was only natural for us to look at how we could combine this with digital technology.  

“We took inspiration from modern habits and our ever growing reliance on portable technology for virtually everything in day to day life and our market research has identified a genuine desire for this technology in our sex lives.”

Susie Lee, CEO of dating app Siren, says: “It’s been such an incredibly exciting process working with Durexlabs.  Through the proliferation of smart phones, social media and dating apps, technology has proven a hugely successful medium in bringing people together and maintaining close relationships. With Durexlabs we are taking the next vital step by embracing technology to amplify human connection in the bedroom and improve our sex lives.”

Durex is looking for beta testers around the world to be the first to experience this new breakthrough.  Anyone can register their interest in advance for updates from Durexlabs via www.durex.com/durexlabswhere they will receive a first look and free accessopportunity for a limited period.

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79 comments:

  1. Unknown5 March 2015 at 22:48

    ORISHIRISHI.


    OKORO UPGRADED**

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  2. Cute G5 March 2015 at 22:48

    This is preposterously discombobulating. What?

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  3. Unknown5 March 2015 at 22:52

    Hian! Oyinbo people have come again. Linda go sleep abeg, your typing no dey dis world again. Linda take note!

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  4. Unknown5 March 2015 at 22:52

    Hian! Oyinbo people have come again. Linda go sleep abeg, your typing no dey dis world again. Linda take note!

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  5. Unknown5 March 2015 at 22:52

    There is nothing we will not see o
    How will it work sef

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  6. dudette5 March 2015 at 22:56

    Guys y'all will soon be off the market... #sipszobo#

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  7. Davido's driver5 March 2015 at 22:56

    Yes it can even shower cap. Lindaobserve

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  8. Unknown5 March 2015 at 22:57

    a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said...
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    Omg... Lmaooo.... We are not machines o..
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    ***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***

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  9. Unknown5 March 2015 at 22:59

    Revolutionise someone's sex life? White people won't kill us with their brain washed technology. If true then its wonderful at least there will be lesser sexual starvation probs.


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  10. Unknown5 March 2015 at 23:03

    Revolutionize someone's sex life? White people won't kill us with the way they brain washed us with technology. If true then its wonderful at least there will be less sexual starvation probs.


    :::::::::::::::::::::::::::QUEENMAYA::::::::::::::::::::

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  11. Unknown5 March 2015 at 23:03

    Revolutionize someone's sex life? White people won't kill us with the way they brain washed us with technology. If true then its wonderful at least there will be less sexual starvation probs.


    :::::::::::::::::::::::::::QUEENMAYA::::::::::::::::::::

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  12. Unknown5 March 2015 at 23:04

    i can't find anything pertaining to orgasm in this write up





    #Commenting thru Glo 4G LTE

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  13. Unknown5 March 2015 at 23:04

    Revolutionise someone's sex life? White people won't kill us with their brain washed technology. If true then its wonderful at least there will be less sexual starvation probs.


    :::::::::::::::::::::::::::QUEENMAYA::::::::::::::::::::

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  14. Anonymous5 March 2015 at 23:05

    AuthurWilliams:


    Yes na, y phone nor fit give orgasm when ordinary novel (50shades of grey) and even candle dey give am. Durex wan get women consumers.


    LindaHelpMe

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  15. Anonymous5 March 2015 at 23:06

    AuthurWilliams:


    Yes na, y phone nor fit give orgasm when ordinary novel (50shades of grey) and even candle dey give am. Durex wan get women consumers.


    LindaHelpMe

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  16. Anonymous5 March 2015 at 23:06

    AuthurWilliams:


    Yes na, y phone nor fit give orgasm when ordinary novel (50shades of grey) and even candle dey give am. Durex wan get women consumers.


    LindaHelpMe

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  17. Unknown5 March 2015 at 23:06

    Na wa oooo

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  18. Unknown5 March 2015 at 23:06

    Hunhun, na orishirishi we go dey see

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  19. Unknown5 March 2015 at 23:14

    nothing way oyibo no go introduce in the name of computer age

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  20. 9jahub.com5 March 2015 at 23:15

    i see

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  21. Anonymous5 March 2015 at 23:15

    The only thing that can give a Nigerian chick orgasm is money


    i hope the technology will credit their accounts

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  22. Lala5 March 2015 at 23:16

    Linda, go test and let us know!

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  23. Chef Dimario Emmanuelle'5 March 2015 at 23:17

    Chai! there is God oh!

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  24. Juleslouis5 March 2015 at 23:18

    Improving sex lives is great. But anything aside doing it d normal way is crazy

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  25. Unknown5 March 2015 at 23:21

    Nah wah watin Oyinbo nor go take chop our money me I nor go believe thecnology till go fit download food chop

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  26. danny-G5 March 2015 at 23:33

    rubbish... wen d brain stops thinking positive... *linbaby i don come*

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  27. Unknown5 March 2015 at 23:38

    It'll never work for me

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  28. Unknown5 March 2015 at 23:41

    Some weird ish. I think humans will soon artificialise everything natural about the world n its gon be a sorry situation as our Emotions n other ish that makes us human will be lost.

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  29. Mesky Da ImoFirstSon5 March 2015 at 23:59

    Ok



    Linda bear that in mind!!

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  30. Unknown6 March 2015 at 00:17

    Ndi ocha Abia kwa! Wat d hell.

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  31. Unknown6 March 2015 at 00:53

    Orgasm in the face of stinging poverty,its alright to say.
    They can test it on a horse!

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  32. seun6 March 2015 at 01:01

    Hmmm.... them go pay

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  33. NaijaDeltaBabe6 March 2015 at 02:45

    Issokay

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  34. Subomi6 March 2015 at 04:09

    makes no sense to me.. for now

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  35. Anonymous6 March 2015 at 04:21

    Hope things of this nature, would not make us to lose interest in ourselves.

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  36. Clawd6 March 2015 at 04:41

    Morning....

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  37. Unknown6 March 2015 at 04:55

    Can u imagine goats,messing with the one true natural happiness man gat left,why don't first try it on themselves and their children,ndi ala..

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  38. Anonymous6 March 2015 at 04:56

    Can it suck dick tho?

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  39. Unknown6 March 2015 at 05:11

    Noted!!!

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  40. Seu6 March 2015 at 06:12

    No technology can replace dipping one's 'fountain pen' in the 'inkpot'!
    As they sy, 'if its not panadol, e no fit be panadol'!

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  41. gmog6 March 2015 at 06:14

    So interesting...v signed up sha

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  42. Olatunji6 March 2015 at 06:45

    I hear oooo. T-jay

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  43. Linda Fashion Blog6 March 2015 at 06:57

    Nothing person no go hear. Can't wait to see how it will happen.


    Lindahrisfashion.blogspot. com

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  44. ary6 March 2015 at 07:01

    There is a Maserati that is all a Wifi hotspot so anything is possible these days.

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  45. Unknown6 March 2015 at 07:05

    lol. Over to my neighbor.

    New post up on the blog.
    www.udokajane.blogspot.com

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  46. ENNY6 March 2015 at 07:12

    Nonsense!!!

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  47. Humphrey6 March 2015 at 07:13

    Runs gals are in trouble, in fact women in general are in trouble,with this women will b totally useless o

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  48. Unknown6 March 2015 at 07:18

    There's nothing like natural sex

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  49. Unknown6 March 2015 at 07:18

    There's nothing like natural sex

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  50. Unknown6 March 2015 at 07:20

    Hmm...na wa o, wats dis world turning into. A mobile to improve ur sex life?

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  51. Anonymous6 March 2015 at 07:25

    Nawa o...this is amazing!

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  52. Unknown6 March 2015 at 07:40

    Hmmm...how is this even possible?

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  53. Unknown6 March 2015 at 07:46

    Wish'em well!

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  54. Anonymous6 March 2015 at 07:57

    #odiegwu. What are they encouraging ? Masturbation???? Its well.

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  55. Unknown6 March 2015 at 08:01

    Confusion

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  56. Unknown6 March 2015 at 08:11

    Too good to b true. If any tin abt dis was for real then Linda wil hav experience it over and over again. Thus a lot of testimonies on LIB even frm d readers mostly frm "Linda Take Note".

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  57. Unknown6 March 2015 at 08:11

    Too good to b true. If any tin abt dis was for real then Linda wil hav experience it over and over again. Thus a lot of testimonies on LIB even frm d readers mostly frm "Linda Take Note".

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  58. Anonymous6 March 2015 at 08:17

    God bless our military!!!

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  59. Anonymous6 March 2015 at 08:18

    Thank you Military! thank you President Jonatahn for equipping the military. And thank you God Almighty, to You be the glory!

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  60. Anonymous6 March 2015 at 08:18

    Thank you Military! thank you President Jonathan for equipping the military. And thank you God Almighty, to You be the glory!

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  61. Anonymous6 March 2015 at 08:18

    Thank you Military! thank you President Jonathan for equipping the military. And thank you God Almighty, to You be the glory!

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  62. Anonymous6 March 2015 at 08:18

    Thank you Military! thank you President Jonathan for equipping the military. And thank you God Almighty, to You be the glory!

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  63. Anonymous6 March 2015 at 08:19

    Praise God!! APC is weeping now.

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  64. Anonymous6 March 2015 at 08:20

    Praise God! This is causing a heart attack for APC. Their Boko boys are being wiped out. The March forwrad continues.

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  65. Anonymous6 March 2015 at 08:23

    #smh - soon there will be no need for a man in a woman's life as per relationships of any kind.

    THERE ARE VIBRATORS

    SPERM BANKS

    YOUNG BOYS

    GUNS AND SECURITY AT THE DIAL OF THE PHONE

    THEY WORK SO THEY HAVE THEIR MONIES

    THEY CAN PAY FOR MUSCULAR MEN

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  66. SWILL MARTIN6 March 2015 at 08:46

    Wait ooo na fones people won con use de masturbate nau abiii???ok ooo cntinue since na only u wka cum.

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  67. yawanow6 March 2015 at 09:16

    Absolutely preposterous and insane.

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  68. Unknown6 March 2015 at 09:55

    Lol.things are really happening.

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  69. Unknown6 March 2015 at 10:23

    Applying to be a beta tester for sure!

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  70. ebonyz...6 March 2015 at 11:07

    ok

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  71. Unknown6 March 2015 at 11:23

    Hmmmm them don carry come again o.

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  72. Unknown6 March 2015 at 11:23

    Hmmmm them don carry come again o.

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  73. Unknown6 March 2015 at 11:24

    Hmmmm them don carry come again o.

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  74. Unknown6 March 2015 at 11:24

    Hmmmm them don carry come again o.

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  75. Unknown6 March 2015 at 11:24

    Hmmmm them don carry come again o.

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  76. Anonymous6 March 2015 at 14:48

    If Buhari can make a man that is not serious for 6 years to be serious in 6 weeks ...It means 1 week of Buhari as president will be a great blessing. George Udom

    I agree with u completely GU

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  77. Unknown6 March 2015 at 17:29

    Wonders shall never end...

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  78. Damola Gbadegesin6 March 2015 at 19:58

    Heeheeeee cant wait to see how this works. I did not register ooooo lol

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  79. Unknown24 August 2015 at 07:24


    Thanks for sharing information.
    Videocon offers one of the best postpaid prepaid service in Gujrat.

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