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Thursday 15 January 2015

Twitter user shows a food menu allegedly at an Ibadan restaurant..

My Ibadan people, how una dey? It's not me that posted this o. Lol. A Twitter user by the name @caanniiball displayed the menu on twitter, claiming he came across it at a restaurant in Ibadan. Y'all know I love you guys but  Singapure nuddle, shower beef and pastars? Nah! Lol.

157 comments:

Anonymous said...

Sweet and shower beef!!!! OMG!!! LWKMD! Omo ibadan kini show, so!!!! Lol!

Unknown said...

lolzzzzzz ....wats shower chicken nd beef???????? lolxzz @Ibadan pple hw market




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Unknown said...

lolzzzzzz ....wats shower chicken nd beef???????? lolxzz @Ibadan pple hw market




Moye says so via BB Passport...Courtesy LIB....


Unknown said...

Chisos,Ibadan pple will nt kill us o.

www.glowyshoe.com said...

Hahahaha nawa ooo

Visit my blog

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Unknown said...

swagger resturant
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#LIBBOO

QueenSheba said...

Lol

Priceless Derbbie said...

This is hilarious.... ROTFL

Unknown said...

Ibadan people are too local

CHERRY said...

Lmao!

Dave Mide said...

dem no add shicken and ships ?? "french fries"

Unknown said...

lol!


#GodblessNigeria

Unknown said...

As I dey Ibadan people, na so I hail LIB too.

Unknown said...

Hahahaha,

Shalom in Nigeria, Amen

Unknown said...

You go fear ... that's why I ran from Oyo State when I went there to work... I only stayed there for a month and ran for my dear life before I got infected with the basic life of a Nigeria man there ... Work, Marry and Work more.

Bonita Bislam said...

Lmaoooo Linda my hand no dey there o

Unknown said...

It ain't no myth that the Yorubas despite being civilized are the most dirtiest people in Nigeria. Just lookin at that menu disturbingly killed my appetite.

Unknown said...

Hahahahahaha!!!!!

Unknown said...

Hahahahahahahhahaha. Ibadan people sha! Maybe na slang

Unknown said...

Its a lie jor.... dis ibadan tin can be exaggerated.... its bad but dey are learning... isnt dt bad nymre

ebonyz... said...

Lmao... with the spellings i've seen so far, nothing go make me enter that restaurant oh

Unknown said...

Lol funny. No be force na, na choice.


@Sophia Stephen

Unknown said...

Na really singapure nuddle
hahahahaha in bovi's voice

Unknown said...

Lmao!!

Unknown said...

Me love them. Salivating already.


@Sophia Stephen

AbokiDaWarriBoy said...

Lmfaooo

joystickextender@gmail.com said...

Lol m not sure that list is from ibadan he should mention the name of the restaurant,ibadan people are nt that rass

meanwhile email me to know how you can enlarge your joystick :)

Olayemi said...

A big lie,ask him d nam of d restaurant

AbokiDaWarriBoy said...

Ibandan ppl like scatter scatter food,chaiii

Unknown said...

mehn all ds thought-provoking posts ds mornin is making it had to laf. Ibadan people dt wld kneel down nd say thank you to an ATM, u neva see dm.

AbokiDaWarriBoy said...

No wonder ibadan people like sheeting alot.i hv two friends like dat. Lol

kblyte said...

Abegggii make Una leave us aloneooooo. We like it that way. Proudly ibadan😀

Anonymous said...

Buahahahahahahahaha, Awon ara Ibadan, e goodu morin o. Lol

Unknown said...

LMAO.....Am sure its Ibadan that madam peace went to school....sound more like her grammar....but Ibadan girls that I know are so brilliant.
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Unknown said...

Oh dear.. lol!! Dey wanna standardise d menu but in a local way...

Daralohi said...

Lol ibadan nr dey carry last,ibadan kilode.

Miss indomie says so.

Unknown said...

ROTFL, Ibadan people una no dey try at all. You go fear menu na. Linda take note!

Unknown said...

Ibadan pipul can fall my hand

Peejay said...

Hahahahaha! *in Jenifa's voice* "has in, ris menu ris derightful"

Unknown said...

ROTFL, Ibadan people una no dey try at all. You go fear menu na. Linda take note!

xquisite said...

Hehehe!

Unknown said...

Lol
Joke of the today



#Commentinf thru Glo 4G LTE

Livvsreamblog said...
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Unknown said...

Can't stop laughing abeg

Unknown said...

Lol, all nah food nah.

Unknown said...

Linda delete this post with "immediately" effect. I'm in ibadan.

Unknown said...

Choi! Potatoe basket,spaghetti in bolognise style. Like seriously?

harley said...

linda you missed sweet and "shower" chicken.d chicken has to take a shower

Unknown said...

Lmao. Ibadan people are very funny, shhower beef? Ok.

Anonymous said...

chai this people self am sure the food will look like d names IB fifuuuu i hail o na oooo richlyblessed007@gmail.com

Unknown said...

Lol. We hail IB people.


Busy Fingers.

NaijaDeltaBabe said...

Ibadan, kini so?

Anonymous said...

don't be surprised,the food may taste as bad as their spelling...lol

Anonymous said...

"SWEET AND SHOWER CHICKEN", SINGAPUR NUDDLES''... Lmao.... oh jesus. na by force to own chinese restaurant???? ibadanites, i de hail o!!! looooooooooool.

Unknown said...

Lol this is funny

fabulous said...

Ibadan I hail una oo,buh I need to go there to have a first hand experience





#JustSaying

Onyx's Girlfriend (he isn't gay pls) said...

Hahaha. #lindagiveawayonmymind

Chidinma Grace said...

Hahahahahahahhahahhaaaaaaaaaa I can't stop laughing hahhhahhhahhaaaa...

Unknown said...

All na strategy...reach them in the language they will understand.

Unknown said...

Full of flaws just like the Yoruba movie....laughing in Ekiti...

Preshnext said...

That's how we roll...lol!

Mrs Oluwole said...

Linds you have started this morning abi? Tcare

Anonymous said...

Lmaoooo

Blog Admin said...

Yeah!!!! Another reason to Feelib....Ib is awesome we evfen haf shikin bereto''''''

Anonymous said...

I'm sure your state where u come from only knows akpu as food Ode...go to ur local state and leave Lagos d yoruba land and stop dissing another yoruba land.

Unknown said...

That's gross, bad English all the way

Unknown said...

That's gross, bad English all the way

Unknown said...

Lol
Ibadan pple no go kill us o

Unknown said...

So flawful and erroneously written....what's wrong wt the restaurant management.

Rosekelblog said...

dem for write sings holy nuddles nah. lol. anyway; name pronunciation wahala

Unknown said...

Nuddle? Hahahahaha

Unknown said...

Lwkmd, Linda u are a trouble maker o.

Unknown said...

No be only Singapure ma Hung kung .. lmaaaooo !!!

Unknown said...

Hahahaha!!! Mbok o.
IB.com!

Anonymous said...

"Tanglated" macaroni.....!!!!

Some of these dishes might be perfectly delicious but I'd be scared to try them!! *lol*



***Lush

Anonymous said...

"Tanglated" macaroni.....!!!!

Some of these dishes might be perfectly delicious but I'd be scared to try them!! *lol*



***Lush

kola said...

I expected to see fried sikin, lotus shaush, cola-cola while patrons are seated on cusin sairs! Lol

Unknown said...

There is even "smoke fish"...
This must b a local resturant irrespect of d place it is located.

Linda,
It might even b frm ur own state.. Lolzzzzzz.
Yeah, I can see u really love those frm Ibadan.

Unknown said...

Lolz

ary said...

Ibadan again?! Why always Ibadan?! LMAO and they say the West has the most educated people apparently not much in Ibadan!

Anonymous said...

Linda, i know it's all about fun, but what have we bought in your shop at Balogun Market? You can never overlooked any news concerning my city, you will surely post it........... me self dey laugh ooo but make u ease on us abeg

Walata said...

Hahaha ndi ofe mmanu ahh lwkmd @singapure nuddle lolz

Unknown said...

Hahahahahahaha ibadan people will not kill us oooh

Unknown said...

Linda na u sabi ooo.abegi leave dem alone

yawanow said...

SMH!!!LOL
IF I SEE DIS KIN MENU, I NO GO CHOP OOO.

Jules said...

Lol.

Bbb said...

Oriegu!

Unknown said...

Lmfao!

Anonymous said...

Linda, Wats with u & Ibadan pple.Dem go be ur in laws oo

Carina Kikelomo Jacob said...

Lol
Visit my blog ckjacob.blogspot. con

Unknown said...

Hehehehehehehe,Linda,you will not kill me..

Unknown said...

hehehehehe

GALORE said...

@Linda...na Ibadan man u go still marry....u don dey yab ur in laws too much

Wetin Ibadan pple do for u faaa?



@Galore

JOYCHY said...

Lol.....Linda u sabi find trouble ooo!
Funny dough!
Dis Ibadan people sef, wen una belong sef. #RUNAWAY OOOOOOO

Unknown said...

ROTFLMAO

Unknown said...

IBADAN PEOPLE CAN REALLY BE VERY LOCAL.EVEN IF THEY HAVE MONEY.ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY WERE BORN,GREW AND SCHOOLED THERE....AKA....BLURSHING

Damochedxb said...

Your constant ridicule of Ibadan people is becoming quite ridiculous. Everything backwards & razz must be from Ibadan in your brain. Its not funny anymore and its beginning to become offensive. There's no proof that this was in Ibadan. Mind yourself oo Linda..

Anonymous said...

Lmao.....

Unknown said...

MR EDDY said this harmattan is sponsored by MTN. It is everywhere u go.

Lmfao. Hahaha
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angelite said...

Loool......linda free dem na

Unknown said...

Linda, you fall my hand ooooo, haba na only ibadan people you dey see every time, wetin your village people get, abeg if all ibadan people commot your blog, you go feel am oooo,

Mzz_Mary said...

Lmao

Unknown said...

lolz

Anonymous said...

Only in ibadan o..chai...

Unknown said...

Hahahahahahaha

SWILL MARTIN said...

Foood ke dis mrnin***yawns

Unknown said...

Lmao, linda

Unknown said...

Lolz...

Unknown said...

Shower chicken and soap.

Steady said...

Dem no put shower skucies

Unknown said...

Very true in IB

Subomi said...

oh my oh my.. lip sealed

Unknown said...

After baffing d beef in d shower, it will be sweet. Ibos have what they call "chew, chew, swallow(canda or tendon or muscle)".

Unknown said...

Real "Sweet and shower beef!!!!"...
U can say dis again and again.

Linda is looking for Ibadan LIB readers trouble.

African foodstuff and Raw Materials said...

Idiot, did Ʊ come across d word dirty wen Ʊ read d post.. Tribalistic fool

African foodstuff and Raw Materials said...

Dnt believe eida, guess he went to a local restaurant

African foodstuff and Raw Materials said...

Idiot, did Ʊ come across d word dirty wen Ʊ read d post.. Tribalistic fool

Unknown said...

lol........Sweet and Shower Chicken bawo?......

Unknown said...

Lolz.. my people !! my people !!!make una carry go, notin do una..not bad if you guys invent a new kind of food..the spellings sef..lmao..

Unknown said...

Lol @ tahank you to an ATM..guy u gat me ..

Funso Samuel said...

Tfy

Unknown said...

Hahahaha

Sazzy C said...

Ibadan kwenu

Unknown said...

Ibadan pple no dey carry last ooooo.

Anonymous said...

OMO IBADAN KINI SOO RE?

Anonymous said...

Linda wats up with you and ibadan people? post one from a restaurant in Nnewi na.

Unknown said...

enyin ibadan kilo de? lol shower ko bath ni

Unknown said...

where is falzdbadhguy shaladine n commandine lolzz chisos

Ultima Visio said...

...karma is when Linda marries an Ibadan guy ha x

Anonymous said...

Not 4 my tribe tho! Gd 4 dem. #oneandonlynwa@gmail.com#

zara said...

Is it not possible sm1 jst printed this and said its from a restaurant in ibadan....enuf wv ds ibadan ds ibadan dat abeg same way we have Bush people in ibadan is same way we have bush people everywhere. ...its enuf pls...

HUMBLE EVE said...

Lol











HUMBLE EVE

south ockendon said...

Very funny

Harley&Kay said...

LmaO......ve got some cool & civilised I.B frnds shaaaaa

JimCaddy's Blog said...

Ahn Ahn... must every poor grammar be from Ibadan people???

Anonymous said...

Goat....isiewu like u. Pls can I know the town or village u are before u start saying rubbish...

Unknown said...

hahahahahahahaha Ibadan!!!I hail una.Una three much.

Anonymous said...

Mr rare speciez, so your clean teacher taught u most dirtiest! Oyinbo repete. Ewu nama.

Anonymous said...

Mr rare speciez so your clean teacher taught u most dirtiest! Oyinbo repete.Ewu nama.

Unknown said...

Linda u need to be very careful.let me tell u tell u the truth,u r professional in dis blogging business and u know wat u are allowed to be doing as far as ur business is concerned.what has Ibadan pple done wrong to u?u always criticize dis pple and dats not fare.y is it Ibadan pple all d time.if we have offended ur family in one way or d other,pls forgive us cos enuff of u and ib.I'm out

Davido's driver said...

Funny enuf na illiterate food de sweet pass

Anonymous said...

For starters finding it in IBADAN does not mean it was written by an Ibadan indigene. IBADAN is not just habited by Ibadanians

Unknown said...

Fucking psycho
That's Hw u use dt crusted dirty idiatic mouth and brain of urs to say jargons
This is a post u shud read and laf
But hell No ur tiny winny brain wrote somefin foolish
Tribalistic idiot

Anonymous said...

But Linda, whats your own with Ibadan people of late. Y don't you just let us be. Na only Ibadan you sabi,what about other state. Biko, leave us.

Anonymous said...

Haba............. no doubt abt dis post ooo it seems real Linda cos i cn see d Logo of dis hotel, located around Jibowu Crescent, Iyaganku G.R.A. Ibadan, Oyo State.... BUT DIS HOTEL CAN B RANK 3-5 stars IN IB. IF DIS MENU STUFF IS REAL OMO NA REAL YAWAH e be oooo. #grandSerene tinz

Unknown said...

Lol kaiiii!!!!!!!!

Unknown said...

Linda! Enough of dis!!! What are u insinuating? Wat do u want us to derive frm dis? Eheh u want make we knw say ib people local rit? No problem I pardon u for d last tym!!! #angry. I rep ib city

Unknown said...

hahahahaha....is the chicken taking a shower???lols

Unknown said...

Linda! Enough of dis!!! What are u insinuating? Wat do u want us to derive frm dis? Eheh u want make we knw say ib people local rit? No problem I pardon u for d last tym!!! #angry. I rep ib city

Juleslouis said...

Hmm Ibadan people. Which one is shower chicken and beef. Pastars kwa? Obara Jisos! Hahahaha

Juleslouis said...

Hmmm. Ibadan people don come again. Which one is shower chicken and beef? Pastar kwa. Obara jisos! Hahahahaha.

Akeem said...

Oga ooo Linda! You like dey derail Ibadan sha. You forget say you from East side. If not for south west who be Linda. Motherfk**

Anonymous said...

But Linda you only talk about other state we don't even know where you belong...Where is your home town?

Anonymous said...

linda bet why,, why so dumb?..... does every post have to be about ibadan people... get a life

Unknown said...

U aint mature with this post! I wonder how ur village looks like

Adetola said...

You would post this hilarious nonsense but you wouldn't post the major happenings in ibadan. For example filmhouse cinema at heritage mall birnt to the ground. Did you post it? No. How interesting

Unknown said...

Lol

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