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Wednesday 14 January 2015

The P***s has only 10,000 orgasms until it is totally useless?

Found this Dear Aunt question on Vanguard that I found funny and though provoking. Its a column by Bunmi Sofola where people ask her questions about life, love, sex and relationships. See it below..
Dear Bunmi,
I recently read a report on the internet that suggests the penis only has 10,000 orgasms until it is totally useless. I have had sex at least once a day for the past twenty years and fear my penis is about to run out of orgasms. I’m not even 40 yet! To the best of your knowledge, is it possible to resensitise the penis? I have heard that if it is possible but I am unable to find out how to do it. Freddy By e-mail
Ladies, just imagine the p*nis really has just 10,000 orgasms until its finished, wouldn't that be the solution to all the cheating? Lol. Men will think twice before they sling deek around. A reply for Freddy after the cut..



Dear Freddy,
 You must have been warned not to believe everything you read – most particularly on the internet, I’m not sure what report you read but I can reassure you that there is no truth in it whatsoever. It’s complete and utter rubbish! I suspect that what you need was an estimate of how many orgasms the average man has in a lifetime – reports vary but its estimated to be between 6,500 to 8,000. The good news here is that your penis or orgasms quota don’t have expiry dates and you can happily continue your daily sessions without fear of wearing your willy out. Well done by the way – pretty impressive to keep that up for 20 years – or were you just bragging? -
Bunmi
at 1/14/2015 10:14:00 pm

100 comments:

  1. Mzz_Mary14 January 2015 at 22:16

    Nawah
    Pussy ass nigga's beware

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    1. Richard15 January 2015 at 02:20

      Ah this's gobe ooo. Hahaha

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    2. ujunwa15 January 2015 at 06:35

      Lol

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    3. Unknown15 January 2015 at 06:44

      Lmao
      Solution to cheating indeed!!
      D guy dt sent in the mail is funny
      U have sex every single DAY??
      Really??

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    4. Unknown15 January 2015 at 06:50

      Geez! Sex everyday ; na marathon u dey run! U wan win prize?

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    5. Unknown15 January 2015 at 07:19

      Absolutely wrong and fallacy...
      It might b right or wrong if d prove is there.

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    6. Unknown15 January 2015 at 07:28

      This "Freddy" just felt like saying stuffs

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    7. Taichi Chichi Okere15 January 2015 at 07:56

      I doubt it,i've had over 10 thousand orgasms and i'm still going very strong.

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    8. @MEETD®EALEVANS™15 January 2015 at 08:46

      I think av had 15k and am still orgasm(ing) strong...

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    9. Anonymous15 January 2015 at 14:21

      The guy has only used 7,302 now! He still get over 2000 nah! That is if he was not lying about doing it once a day for 20 year! Wink!!

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  2. Unknown14 January 2015 at 22:17

    Hehehehhehehe,aint possible to have sex....everyday joor!!!! does he want to kill himself, so very funny, the guy dey fear sha.

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  3. HAWTTALKWITHTOSAN14 January 2015 at 22:18

    I really hope this is true only for men who cheat!

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    1. Unknown15 January 2015 at 04:35

      This would have scared some men into being sensitive about having see if it's true

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  4. FOLARIN•14 January 2015 at 22:18

    Lol @ were u just just braging?

    Linda the way you carry sex matter for head ehn

    Hian!

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    1. Anonymous15 January 2015 at 11:01

      U shud b thanking her cos she is just boldly saying wat y'all are afraid or shy to say so just b happy learn and stop complaining. Cheers. BM

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  5. Unknown14 January 2015 at 22:19

    Lolzzzzz

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  6. Igwe isaac14 January 2015 at 22:19

    Linda you too sabi

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  7. Unknown14 January 2015 at 22:20

    I don't agree with that. Then the call in girls should have exhausted theirs within a year or two.
    $.
    $.
    @Mr Endowed via Lumia phone

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  8. Anonymous14 January 2015 at 22:20

    This is so stupid, i bet the brain of whoever wrote it has just 5,000 thoughts before the person becomes retarded, and this it, the writer is has used up thoughts and is now retarded. Mtcheww.

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    1. Unknown15 January 2015 at 09:12

      Hahahaha funniest response I havd heard in awhile

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  9. Unknown14 January 2015 at 22:21

    Super story....Nothing to worry about.
    10000 still far na, Orgasms continue


    #Commenting thru Glo 4G LTE

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  10. Unknown14 January 2015 at 22:21

    penis does not have expiring date biko..continue doing the do lol


    #GodblessNigeria

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  11. Princess G14 January 2015 at 22:22

    Lol @ solution to cheating. My thought exactly when I saw the post.

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  12. Helena14 January 2015 at 22:23

    Lol interesting

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  13. Bonita Bislam14 January 2015 at 22:23

    Kikikikikikik Damn!

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  14. Anonymous14 January 2015 at 22:25

    - or were u just bragging...hehe

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  15. FOLARIN•14 January 2015 at 22:28

    So this man said he's had sex at least once a day for 20 years

    Whatt????!!!!!!

    Serial cheat alert!

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  16. Unknown14 January 2015 at 22:29

    LMAO...how I wish the research could've been true....so that men will learn their lessons...
    ¤
    ¤¤¤GUTS OVER FEAR¤¤¤
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    ¤¤¤QUEENMAYA¤¤¤

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  17. snowflix14 January 2015 at 22:30

    Lol. Onye ajuju adighi efu uzo.its better to ask questions when you are confuse jare #onelovefromsnow#

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  18. General14 January 2015 at 22:30

    Expensive joke

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  19. Saaz14 January 2015 at 22:31

    Is he for real? D thing na food? That must his profession.

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  20. CHERRY14 January 2015 at 22:33

    Lol am telling u Linda cheating would ve reduced!

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  21. Unknown14 January 2015 at 22:33

    all this internet liers, olorun may all our eggplants live long like methuselah!! all my niggas make una say Amin oo.

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  22. Saaz14 January 2015 at 22:33

    Is he for real? D thing na food? It must be a profession.
    #orokatikati

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  23. Unknown14 January 2015 at 22:35

    Lolzzzz....na wa 4 Dear Aunt ooooo shhe still dey tell d guy well done 4 straffing everday for 25yrs

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  24. ary14 January 2015 at 22:36

    The guy is an active John! Damn!!! E no dey tire?

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  25. Unknown14 January 2015 at 22:37

    ****sigh

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  26. Unknown14 January 2015 at 22:37

    Lmao. Very funny, I'm sure lots of guys are relieved it's not true.

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  27. safel14 January 2015 at 22:38

    Lol @ wia u just bragging..

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  28. Unknown14 January 2015 at 22:39

    Oboi Na bragging Jo...sex everyday for 20yrs...lol

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  29. Anonymous14 January 2015 at 22:41

    Linda must be feeling sad. She has exceeded her limit.

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  30. Unknown14 January 2015 at 22:42

    Lol, what won't one hear

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  31. Unknown14 January 2015 at 22:42

    Trash

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  32. Unknown14 January 2015 at 22:46

    i was also scard men, i hve started counting but am sure nt up to 100 yet. lol

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  33. Anonymous14 January 2015 at 22:47

    Hmmmm...this one got my attention. Lolz.

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  34. Unknown14 January 2015 at 22:49

    I go dey fire dey go until I REST IN PEACE

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  35. Dprecious14 January 2015 at 22:50

    Funny... Me never hear that before Oo... Guy... Enjoy urself... Penis no get expiry date...

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  36. Unknown14 January 2015 at 22:50

    Oh dear,I am sure he was bragging. Na food?


    Busy Fingers.

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  37. Unknown14 January 2015 at 22:53

    Laugh won kill me here oooo

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  38. Unknown14 January 2015 at 22:58

    10000 is too much sef, wish they could just have 5,000.

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  39. Liflblog.wordpress.com14 January 2015 at 22:58

    Oh wow! ok.
    pls visit my blog...

    Liflblog.wordpress.com

    LIVE YOUR BEST LIFE EVERY DAY!

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  40. Gentletee14 January 2015 at 22:58

    Linda! Leave men alone. They will cheat whether it is 10000 orgasms or not.

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  41. Unknown14 January 2015 at 22:59

    Not true. Some men of 70 still have children. So it's false.

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  42. Juleslouis14 January 2015 at 23:00

    See Bunmi's last question o. How can someone possibly believe that crap. Hilarious!

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  43. Unknown14 January 2015 at 23:04

    Badoo

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  44. ebonyz...14 January 2015 at 23:11

    Na wa oh

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  45. Unknown14 January 2015 at 23:21

    Lol...

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  46. Unknown14 January 2015 at 23:23

    wished it were true thou.make fear catch men

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  47. Anonymous14 January 2015 at 23:24

    Thank God
    I wonder why people like our Baba OBJ still dey for the business

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  48. Anonymous14 January 2015 at 23:24

    Thank God
    I wonder why people like our Baba OBJ still dey for the business

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  49. Onyx's Girlfriend (he isn't gay pls)14 January 2015 at 23:26

    Hahaha, its funny o. #lindagiveawayonmymind

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  50. Unknown14 January 2015 at 23:34

    Hahahahaha...expiry date for p***s? wetin person no go hear/read on the internet????

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  51. Unknown14 January 2015 at 23:36

    Lmao @ or were u just bragging?

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  52. Anonymous14 January 2015 at 23:39

    Lol buh dis guy is dumb sha nice reply dou

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  53. Unknown14 January 2015 at 23:41

    Omo if na joke make those bloggers stop am o...we never use this thing o...

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  54. Unknown14 January 2015 at 23:47

    WORD.

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  55. Unknown14 January 2015 at 23:48

    Lolxx dat wld av bin a good reason to stop men from cheating

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  56. Unknown14 January 2015 at 23:58

    How I wish it was true. All these men their own too much sef.

    @Sophia Stephen

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  57. APPLE15 January 2015 at 00:00

    I wish each time men cheat their dicks will shrink..hahahahaha…Imagine that? Their dicks keep getting smaller until it disappears…hohohohoho..

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    1. Anonymous15 January 2015 at 07:13

      Can you eat one particular food for a whole year?

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    2. Unknown15 January 2015 at 11:32

      Then every time a lady cheat her p****y will be blocked and totally covered after three times of cheating. Blocked and NEVER be opened by any means again

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    3. Unknown15 January 2015 at 11:36

      Am sick and tired of ladies accusing men of cheating, who do men cheat with? Dogs or women?

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  58. Unknown15 January 2015 at 00:10

    Lmaoo!!

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  59. Unknown15 January 2015 at 00:24

    Thank God 4 dat respond o...fear catch me

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  60. joystickextender@gmail.com15 January 2015 at 00:34

    Lol crazy report and damn incorrect what about all these old men that marry young girls at 75 n above


    Meanwhile email me to know how you can enlarge your joystick

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  61. Unknown15 January 2015 at 00:40

    Hahahaha. This is absolutely hilarious.

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  62. NaijaDeltaBabe15 January 2015 at 00:45

    Looooool

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  63. Unknown15 January 2015 at 00:52

    chai, Linda can find "anything" !ywhere. Thank you o God for limitless joy of life. thanks Dear Bunmi for asking "bragging" Freddy that question

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  64. Screammedia15 January 2015 at 00:53

    BLOOD OF GOD!!! I DONE PASS 6K AND AM JUST 26 OOOO

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  65. Kemele15 January 2015 at 00:55

    Is it possible to have sex each day?? And he said at least once in a day!!! Hmmmm

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  66. Unknown15 January 2015 at 01:01

    Expiry date on penis?! I rebuke the devil! I fink we all need to fix a 'penometer' to take note of the counts....at least that will enable the women to know those close to expiration before taking the decision to say 'I do'

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  67. AbokiDaWarriBoy15 January 2015 at 02:24

    Is hour a dog??

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  68. Unknown15 January 2015 at 02:32

    10,000 plenty na, if we no misuse am as a teenager. Linda take note!

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  69. Unknown15 January 2015 at 07:07

    Linda baby dis is y I love u more,u no dey carry sex matter play

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  70. Anonymous15 January 2015 at 07:11

    Freddy can u plz share your STD's test result with the house? I'm pretty sure you're cheating on your partner

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  71. SWILL MARTIN15 January 2015 at 07:26

    It's true shaaa,i know of sm1 who does everyfreakin day!!as 4 d orgasms hmmmn wot of those wey dey do self service????make una slow down o,save it 4 d real action,any which way right frm d bible I neva her say prick de expire even 4 those wey de live up to 1000 years

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  72. Anonymous15 January 2015 at 08:23

    u must be bragging, maybe u play for bragga f.c

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  73. kblyte15 January 2015 at 08:29

    I don't believe this trash joor.....

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  74. Livvsreamblog15 January 2015 at 08:44

    If someone have too much of sex they will complain and if someone didnt have too much of sex they will also complain...pls which way?

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  75. Anonymous15 January 2015 at 08:45

    From a medical point of view, nerves can be deadened or numb from overuse. 10,000 orgasms is an extrapolation of the number of times that can lead to numbness. The penis can actual lose sensitivity, though it can be erect but without feelings. Too much masturbation can also lead to it. This is actually the reason why some people use drug to kick-in adrenalin which is actually dangerous. Any sex that involves adrenalin is dangerous. All harmful practices - drugs, pornography, masochism, fellatio and all abnormal preferences meant to kick-in adrenalin when feelings are gone.

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  76. Unknown15 January 2015 at 08:56

    hmmmmmm see comment

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  77. TWE ����(Thé White Enchantress) 15 January 2015 at 10:03

    hahahaha linda you funny.

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  78. Anonymous15 January 2015 at 11:17

    lol pure lies, how many wifes did king solom marry, how many concubines and he was blowing and serving then adequately o.. for white people maybe with all that junk them dey chop i even think say na for 1000 times.. hehehe

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  79. Unknown15 January 2015 at 11:35

    The guy is not loyal at all. If he is having s*x every day for the past 20yrs that means he has lots of girl friends, if one is on her monthly cycle he move to the next one mteww he is bragging joor

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  80. Unknown15 January 2015 at 11:35

    Am sick and tired of ladies accusing men of cheating, who do men cheat? Dogs or women?

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  81. Unknown15 January 2015 at 11:37

    The guy is not loyal at all. If he is having s*x every day for the past 20yrs that means he has lots of girl friends, if one is on her monthly cycle he move to the next one mteww he is bragging joor

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  82. Unknown15 January 2015 at 11:37

    The guy is not loyal at all. If he is having s*x every day for the past 20yrs that means he has lots of girl friends, if one is on her monthly cycle he move to the next one mteww he is bragging joor

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  83. Subomi15 January 2015 at 12:15

    funny reader, weird article, classic response

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  84. Unknown15 January 2015 at 17:19

    na lie jorr,, so why 70 yr old man go still marry born pikin

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