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Thursday 29 January 2015

Anyone wants to see actor Michael B Jordan's eggplant? Hehe

27yr old actor Michael B Jordan was at the beach and for some reason thought no one was watching and took off his trunk. Well, someone got a pic and shared on social media. See here. 18+

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    1. Too small infact, not impressed at all

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    2. Na wa oh. Ndi mmadu sef mtshww

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    3. Jesus ewoh! I av sined. He he he...but sha e small oooo

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    4. Dis guy is finished...

      U could imagine his full nakedness on full glare in d public for free.

      He should look for another career and lie to tell dat he thought no one was watching is lie frm d pit of hell.

      Wht a BIG SHAME.

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    5. Dis guy is finished...

      U could imagine his full nakedness on full glare in d public for free.

      He should look for another career and lie to tell dat he thought no one was watching is lie frm d pit of hell.

      Wht a BIG SHAME.

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    6. Dis guy is finished...

      U could imagine his full nakedness on full glare in d public for free.

      He should look for another career and lie to tell dat he thought no one was watching is lie frm d pit of hell.

      Wht a BIG SHAME.

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    7. Dis guy is finished...

      U could imagine his full nakedness on full glare in d public for free.

      He should look for another career and lie to tell dat he thought no one was watching is lie frm d pit of hell.

      Wht a BIG SHAME.

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    8. Nice pecker... I like, and I'm a dude. Lol
      *** Blacknfly@gmail.com ***

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    9. I don't think is small o cause its not standing besides d person probably took d picture from far

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    10. Dis is pepper plant abeg
      Too tiny

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    11. Very pointed *wink*

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    12. This one no be eggplant o. It's walnut-plant!!!!

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    13. Small sha..buh let's consider he just came out from an ocean that's cold..and we know how it is wen u'r cold

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    14. Lol! You know they say 'if you've got it, flaunt it!' But this is far from the case . He ain't got it! He should keep it hidden !

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    15. What was he thinking??And it's even small sef.

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    16. It has not rised








      OKORO UPGRADED **

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    1. @RoyalClown wat do u mean by Omg,is it new in ur eyes??? Unnecessary noise! Rubbish

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    2. OMG means "Oh My God"...
      Keep ur thanks to ursef.

      Tins meant for privacy r not allowed in d public domain... Such as ur nakeness or private parts.

      Remember hav warned u abt b objective wit ur comment and no incentive comments.

      So, b a good boy on dis blog or else u wil b...«SMILE»

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    3. OMG means "Oh My God"...
      Keep ur thanks to ursef.

      Tins meant for privacy r not allowed in d public domain... Such as ur nakeness or private parts.

      Remember hav warned u abt b objective wit ur comment and no incentive comments.

      So, b a good boy on dis blog or else u wil b...«SMILE»

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    4. OMG means "Oh My God"...
      Keep ur thanks to ursef.

      Tins meant for privacy r not allowed in d public domain... Such as ur nakeness or private parts.

      Remember hav warned u abt b objective wit ur comment and no incentive comments.

      So, b a good boy on dis blog or else u wil b...«SMILE»

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    5. Like seriously??? OMG, for what? Are you gay?



      Busy Fingers.

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    6. Aboki and royal priesthood pls stop beefing each other nw. Its immature. Nd aboki u sef chill na... Kilode?

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    7. Dis aboki stupid die. Gon an tend to cows joor.

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  3. Some Please Cure LINDA some Konji..
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    .Disclaimer:: Raise Your Words, Not Your Voice. It Is Rain That Grows Flowers, Not Thunder..

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    1. God forgive u...

      Hw d u knw Linda has "konji"?
      Am suspecting u. "Abi u don reach there?" Lolzzzzzzz.

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  4. Isn't going to be bigger than mine,i know.

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    1. Young man...

      Hmmmmmmm,
      No decorum@all frm u.

      Dat u r on LIB does not mean u should exhibit ur "charity begin@home".

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  5. Isn't going to be bigger than mine,i know.

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    1. Must u repeat dis rubbish words???

      If ur daddy@home or ur folks read dis nonsense words of urs, how wil they feel concerning ur upbringing?

      Definitely, "poor investment" bcos u lack decorum and manner.

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    2. Must u repeat dis rubbish words???

      If ur daddy@home or ur folks read dis nonsense words of urs, how wil they feel concerning ur upbringing?

      Definitely, "poor investment" bcos u lack decorum and manner.

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    3. Must u repeat dis rubbish words???

      If ur daddy@home or ur folks read dis nonsense words of urs, how wil they feel concerning ur upbringing?

      Definitely, "poor investment" bcos u lack decorum and manner.

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  6. Linda, who told u he thot no one was watching?

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    1. Oh! Thank u 4 dat wise question?

      For crying out loud, d beach is a public place.

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    2. Smallest eggPlant I ever see,Choi!

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    3. @Dora are u sure,check ur hubby's own wella.

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    1. Pls go and use ur eye glass...
      It wil b useful 4u for proper judgment.

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    2. Lmfaoo...Omg RoyalClown don scatter my Belle wit laughter o....

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  8. 18 +. See here sure die say na females go click am

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  9. Chineke mu o.....!!!! Eyes close and walking away....some guys no get shame...attention seeking niggazzzzzzzz


    ••••••QUEENMAYA••••••

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    1. Are u sure u didn't peep...
      Lolzzzzzzzz.

      Fire calling kettle black.

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    1. Ok am just gonna scroll pas dis.......
      Oh wait..... Dudes tiny hahahahaha

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  11. VERULE says-seen

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  12. hehehehe Linda nawaoooh for u oooooo!

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  13. Hehehehe na wa oooooo, but dats rubbish na how could he?

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    1. My dear, if e rise u go fear fear.

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    2. Babe..u go love my size oo..too big for ur mouth sha

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    3. @Maxwell who ask u? If ur own big who u help,u help me?

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  15. linda |& eggplant lol
    small thing




    #Commenting thru Glo 4G LTE

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  16. Shouldn't be uploaded since it wasn't on purpose @least(this time around). Too bad. 1 pet 5:7. @Bishop_Dammy

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    1. He wasn't wise if not d pix wouldn't b@public domain.

      "Allow giv rise to allowance". He allowed it wit b careless.

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    2. Pls my dear Bishop don't tell me you also clicked to see 'lmao' all I saw was amu oke hehehehehehehehe #onelovefromsnow#

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  17. Linda by proxy, you just shared too!

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  18. Chaiiii Anty Linda.... una own 2 much oooo...... abi yu won chop dea????
    •#Corper Paul comentin frm Akwa Ibom ayaya tru infinix zero#

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  19. See hw small it is ....go n do enlargement oo,dis thing small oo

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  20. EEEEEWWWWWWWHHHHHHHH............................................. DIS OYINBO PEOPLE NO JUST GET SHAME @ ALL

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    1. Don't tell me u look@d forbid apple???

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    2. Don't tell me u looked@d forbidden apple???

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    3. Don't tell me u looked@d forbidden apple???

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    4. Don't tell me u looked@d forbidden apple???

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    5. Don't tell me u looked@d forbidden apple???

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  21. I swear....u don spoil finish... Like prick prick for ur matter all the time....Shuu......

    And somebody like u like ds go dey fear dick for bed



    @Galore

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  22. Buh d tin smal sha..... ds one no go du..... i don go view am.

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  23. VERULE says-He wantd someone to see it b4. "Beautifu is life"

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  24. Not flattering at all.He is gonna regret this.

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  25. Plssssssssss...
    If u r under 18 on dis blog don't bother to view d page or else... "I wil report u to...".

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  26. Hmmmmmm no comment,madam linlin I hv bin commenting since morny and u hv bin swallowing all d comments ki lo de its nt nyc oooo am nt hapi @ all.

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    1. Oh! Dear, "pele" and don't mind Linda...

      Dis sweet advice 4u, post as many comments@d same time.

      As in repeat d comments(copy and paste) to avoid d complains of ur comments not b posted. At least she wil post some for she can't ignore them.

      Dat is one of d secret's of b on LIB and ur comments r seen.

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    2. Oh! Dear, "pele" and don't mind Linda...

      Dis sweet advice 4u, post as many comments@d same time.

      As in repeat d comments(copy and paste) to avoid d complains of ur comments not b posted. At least she wil post some for she can't ignore them.

      Dat is one of d secret's of b on LIB and ur comments r seen.

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  27. Seen already, but Linda don't u think you should refer to this as privacy instead of that Annie,2Face and Pero ish..

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  28. That's all? *sadface*
    E no long @ll, bad markert

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  29. That's all? *sadface*
    E no long @ll, bad markert

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  30. Considering his size and build, tot he will be bigger. I am disappointed.


    @Sophia Stephen

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    1. Spoilt brat u r...
      Is d d**k might for u or wht?

      So where is d disappointment coming frm?
      U went to look@wht is not meant 4u.

      God forgive u.

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  31. Lindodo it not everything you should classify as eggplant please

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  32. Linda and eggplant....the dude try sha *winks*



    #TeamBlessed#

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  33. Haaaaaaaaaa,its very small ooo too small 4 a big man lyk dat ds madam linlin u b bad gal,egg wetin b dt chiiaaaaaa I can't stop laffing.

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    1. Aha!

      "Oremi kilode"...
      I thought u said "no comment earlier"...
      Hmmmmmm, "small small" ooo

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    2. Aha!

      "Oremi kilode"...
      I thought u said "no comment earlier"...
      Hmmmmmm, "small small" ooo

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    3. Aha!

      "Oremi kilode"...
      I thought u said "no comment earlier"...
      Hmmmmmm, "small small" ooo

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  34. Who said he thought no one was watching? Not bad though...

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  35. Na was oh!!!!!!!!!! People just dey Chuck their head and nose on what is not their business

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  36. Which kind small thing be diz? It doesn't look like wat some1 like him should be carrying na,he's not short so it should hav bin a little bigger

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    1. "Ashewo"... Lolzzzzz
      See ur board analysis.

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  37. BEEEESUUUUUUUSS.....AKA....STROKE PLANT

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  38. Omg! No way! He's ok, should get impressive when it's action time! Hehehehe!

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    1. Jesu!!!

      Which action time r u refering to pls???
      Impressive over wht? Dat u saw a man dick on LIB.

      God help u.

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    2. Jesu!!!

      Which action time r u refering to pls???
      Impressive over wht? Dat u saw a man dick on LIB.

      God help u.

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    3. Jesu!!!

      Which action time r u refering to pls???
      Impressive over wht? Dat u saw a man dick on LIB.

      God help u.

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    4. Jesu!!!

      Which action time r u refering to pls???
      Impressive over wht? Dat u saw a man dick on LIB.

      God help u.

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    5. Jesu!!!

      Which action time r u refering to pls???
      Impressive over wht? Dat u saw a man dick on LIB.

      God help u.

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  39. Eeee dis 1 na beta publicity stunt!na c list actor sef.#lame

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  40. medium size. LoL

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  41. Buh thinkin about it i'll probably do same without even giving a shiit.

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    1. If u do dsame who u help? Who will notice u?? Loolzzz

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  42. Linda nawah. Remove my cap for u.

    Shalom in Nigeria, Amen.

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    1. Remove my cap for u meaning??? U at confuse,go grab a sleep.

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  43. Its so small + wot was he finkin?

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    1. Dats jst a carrot naaaaa

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    2. Iyke are u sure u ar even bigger than d carrot??

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  44. Madam Linda......u need to lubricate ur pu**y this one wey you no dey take eye eggplant....well u don talk say u dey for eggplant wey go help u......

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  45. Love making don dey hungry me now...Chukwuma come and give me your eggplant i feel like sucking it

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  46. Choi!!! Very small thing. Did he actually put that on display?? He no get shame oo
    I don talk am say people with bug thing no dey brag. Nah all small things go dey shout...

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    1. If u call dis a small thing den u most b a bad girl.

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  47. Linda u go see d thing u dey fine one day. U too like bad thing and me i like too. UJUNWA

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    1. Oya clap for urself as u like bad things too

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  48. Linda!!! Why stress me na arghhhh

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    1. Bia,who did linda stress u,did she force u??

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  49. Hahahahahahah Linder you are bad shaaaaa but the stuffsmall o lollolshort jor

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    1. Quite a while...
      Hope ur phn has not b seized frm u?

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  51. Ur body is d temple of d Almighty God bro

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  52. this is suppose to be news too ba

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  53. Sis I no see anytin oh, y d shout nau hissses

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  54. a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said...
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    I never knew my phone is a born again bcos it refuse to show me the pics.....
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    ***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***

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  55. Linda nd Egg plant ehn... U don upgrade go live egg plant. Welldone.
    Davido's GF

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  56. The thing short. *wide grin*

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  57. Na dis kind tin Linda Dey like do go marry start to Dey f**k

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  58. Eyaaah...innocent Jordan....toy no one was looking???bcoz na him get the beach.

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  59. Heheeeheeeee!!!

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  60. Lmao looks like pencil.

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  61. Very small...I hope it grows bigger even though its unlikely that it will....

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  62. Stop misusing that word 'eggplant' Linda!!!! Think you've made your point by now. Please rest am.

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  63. Lol.... Linda u no dey carry last. Small though.

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  64. What has the person that snapped him stack naked without gained. Causing your fellow man public embarrassment has become a thing of fun, abi? God will judge every misdeeds.
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    ..Her Majesty

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  65. What has the person that snapped him stack naked without gained. Causing your fellow man public embarrassment has become a thing of fun, abi? God will judge every misdeeds.
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  66. My question is "What in God's name was he thinking "?

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  67. Lol.handwork of paparazzi wen u think you safe they get you.lmao.sowie bro.

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  68. Na this small dick him still get mind d advertise? Nawaoooo. We wey get beta rod still d try hide am. Linda I hail thee

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  69. Na this small dick him still get mind d advertise? Nawaoooo. We wey get beta rod still d try hide am. Linda I hail thee

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  70. Totally nonsense. #oneandonlynwa@gmail.com#

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  71. Linda I no see anytyn oh. Why u dey show us censored pix?

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  72. Ewwwww, his junk is quite small. Pls cover up man

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  73. Does this plant money in my pocket?!


    @fortunedexcel

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  74. ladies saying it's small. 2 things-
    1. it gets way bigger during sex
    2. you must have a gaping vagina the size of a billboard.

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  75. U b really aboki

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  76. As d guy fine rch c as him prick small....hian

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  77. Please o Linda, why on earth will you post a picture like this? What's newsworthy about it?
    How crappy.

    B.

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  78. thats not an egg plant, its a stick if a broom. Even a five year old boy has a big egg plant. Ha

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  79. So small.... so Plz cover it

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  80. Do y'all know what swimming does to the balls..his just on soft mode

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  81. AND I USE TO TINK ALL BLACK GUYS WERE PACKING. #DISAPPOINTED

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  82. Congratz to Royal priesthood & Abokiwarri, u guys ve jst won Face of LIB & LIB best recognition respectively................. Linda will nw announce the prize.........




    *oparoescalade*

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  83. Congratz to Royal priesthood & Abokiwarri, u guys ve jst won Face of LIB & LIB best recognition respectively................. Linda will nw announce the prize.........




    *oparoescalade*

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  84. I WANT... LOOK AWAY LADIES HIS MINEEEEE!!!

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