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Saturday 18 October 2014

Couple having sex in sea become stuck together and have to be separated in hospital

Hard to believe but that is what Italian media reported this week...lol. An unidentified Italian couple had to be rushed to the hospital this week after their genitals got stuck together while having sex in the sea at Porto San Giorgio in the Marche region of Italy

According to Italian newspaper Il Mattino, the man and woman called for help about 30minutes after they went into the sea. A woman walking along the deserted beach heard their call for help and handed them a towel. Other locals went to rescue the embarrassed couple and called an ambulance. It took about an hour for an ambulance to get there and take the couple to the hospital.

A doctor was able to free them by administering an injection to dilate the woman's uterus. Doctors later told the press that the man was 'unable to extricate himself from the woman due to suction'.
at 10/18/2014 12:54:00 pm

101 comments:

  1. Anonymous18 October 2014 at 12:57

    wati nor good for your health quit

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    1. fly guy18 October 2014 at 14:10

      Magun at work, killer pussy

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    2. Anonymous18 October 2014 at 15:10

      What God has joined together, let no man put asunder. VIA 264D9FB0

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    3. Anonymous19 October 2014 at 12:14

      Hehehehehehe! killer pussy

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    4. Anonymous19 October 2014 at 13:21

      @fly guy, Abeg no kill me for my mama. Too funny

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  2. Alloy Chikezie18 October 2014 at 12:59

    Lol. Shey Dem be dog?


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  3. Bishop Dammy18 October 2014 at 13:00

    Thank God they are fine now..it is well. Psalm 23:1. BishopDammy#

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  4. Anonymous18 October 2014 at 13:01

    wonders

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  5. Anonymous18 October 2014 at 13:02

    Nawao.

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  6. Anonymous18 October 2014 at 13:02

    lol,cant stop laughing,so jazz dey for abroad..Goldensarah9@yahoo.com

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  7. Nao Nao18 October 2014 at 13:02

    which kan wahala be dis?

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  8. Jessica law18 October 2014 at 13:03

    They will be sacred to have sex again after wat happened nawa.

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  9. Neymar18 October 2014 at 13:03

    WoooOow, orishirishi, Wetin persin no go hear. Some Nigerians wld hav miss interpret it say na voodoo

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  10. ary18 October 2014 at 13:03

    Hehehehehehehe they will think twice before having sex in water again!

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  11. Unknown18 October 2014 at 13:03

    LiLi I actually saw dis on facebook Ooº°˚ ˚°ºo I cud not just stop lafin, white pple sha der can have s** anywher

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  12. Unknown18 October 2014 at 13:04

    Ghen ghen!!!! The sea godess is at work!

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  13. Neks18 October 2014 at 13:07

    hahaha, imagine if any one of them was cheating on their partner?

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  14. Ezinwa18 October 2014 at 13:08

    This is not the first time such incident has occurred. It happened in Kenya in mid 90s between highly regarded religious figures. It is a biological condition. The problem is that in Africa it would be attributed to witches and spirits.

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    1. doby18 October 2014 at 15:04

      ....or attribute it to 'magun'

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    2. Anonymous19 October 2014 at 07:01

      Doby shut up...you are the one that is wrong.

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  15. Ezinwa18 October 2014 at 13:08

    This is not the first time such incident has occurred. It happened in Kenya in mid 90s between highly regarded religious figures. It is a biological condition. The problem is that in Africa it would be attributed to witches and spirits.

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  16. Unknown18 October 2014 at 13:09

    a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said...
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    Lmaooo.... Till death do them apart.....
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    ***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***

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    1. Anonymous18 October 2014 at 14:46

      Rather , to sex do them apart

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  17. sunny18 October 2014 at 13:10

    Very funny

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  18. ifylove18 October 2014 at 13:10

    of all places is in d sea, dat is a punishment from d god of d sea.

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  19. Anonymous18 October 2014 at 13:12

    Mami water also got feelings incase u dnt know lol

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  20. Unknown18 October 2014 at 13:15

    Wonders are many on earth

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  21. Emmanuelsweb.com18 October 2014 at 13:16

    This is an embarrassment of a lifetime.

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  22. Dave Mide18 October 2014 at 13:16


    Iriri aiye tinz! Nnkan mbe

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  23. Daralohi18 October 2014 at 13:21

    Na wa oh,sex in the sea,I can't stop laughing.

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  24. Unknown18 October 2014 at 13:21

    If it happuns to be here in nigeria , we would say its spiritual.

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  25. Unknown18 October 2014 at 13:23

    D Mamy-water wey dey inside that sea don vex gum them together. Yeye pple, so dey no see other place to have sex na inside sea.

    Via Twitter @stcharles_

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  26. Anonymous18 October 2014 at 13:25

    Linda,please post info about the build up nigeria poll Reno Omokri told us yesterday on twitter and the update now.

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  27. Unknown18 October 2014 at 13:38

    Tooh! Nkan nbe.

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  28. Unknown18 October 2014 at 13:40

    Story for the gods.

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  29. Unknown18 October 2014 at 14:01

    na wa o
    i neva hear dis 1 bf

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  30. Anonymous18 October 2014 at 14:02

    Dem b dog nd bitch

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  31. AMIJEZ18 October 2014 at 14:03

    Funny comments here. Na mami water gum them together. Thank God they're married,if not yawa don gas for them.

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  32. Don Ocso18 October 2014 at 14:13

    It's predictable... water does not allow for free flow of air.

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  33. Unknown18 October 2014 at 14:16

    Magun don catch am abi d punani secretes super glue? Lolz

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  34. Unknown18 October 2014 at 14:17

    Magun at work

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  35. Anonymous18 October 2014 at 14:20

    MAGUN OF LIFE.

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  36. Jessy's Corner18 October 2014 at 14:26

    Magun tins... Lolzzz

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  37. Anonymous18 October 2014 at 14:42

    plz is 13 years gap too much between intending couples.dats wen d man is older

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    1. Anonymous19 October 2014 at 20:59

      Dear if d checks out on all d oda qualities u wnt wot else r u lukin fr....dey r more important tins 2 consider his faith in God, character n so on..age is d last tin if at all it shld b der..marriage wit older men most times last longer cos der r mor maturd

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  38. Anonymous18 October 2014 at 14:44

    the sea is jealous lol

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  39. Endtime Olamide18 October 2014 at 14:46

    Lol funny.

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  40. Anonymous18 October 2014 at 14:50

    That pussy must be good asf...ma nigga wanted to enter it.

    I'm jealous :)

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  41. Anonymous18 October 2014 at 14:55

    Loool @ ' sea goddess' post!

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  42. Unknown18 October 2014 at 14:56

    Lolzz the sea goddess must be angry hahahahahah can't stop laughing.
    Faceoflib

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  43. Unknown18 October 2014 at 15:03

    Funny
    Incredible
    I guess it's a joke

    BORN TO SHINE!!!

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  44. Anonymous18 October 2014 at 15:04

    Ha ha ha ha ha haha yah mami water Don vex say why would dey have sex on top of there head. Embarrassment of the century

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  45. Anonymous18 October 2014 at 15:09

    Maybe that exact place wey dem be dey near mami-water + papi-water bedroom...so many funny peeps.

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  46. Anonymous18 October 2014 at 15:10

    this oyibo sef, na wa oooo...

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  47. Unknown18 October 2014 at 15:12

    If na naija, dia own don big cos nobody will move close to dem...'mamiwater' and 'papiwater' lol. If e sure for you near dem. Who wan die? ~ceze

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  48. pascal cyprian18 October 2014 at 15:26

    Funny dudes

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  49. Unknown18 October 2014 at 15:37

    Dis one na gobe original gobe

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  50. Joey18 October 2014 at 15:47

    Lol! Bad thing dey sweet sha........

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  51. Joey18 October 2014 at 15:48

    Lol! Bad thing dey sweet sha........

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  52. Anonymous18 October 2014 at 15:53

    Magun @ work

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  53. APPLE18 October 2014 at 16:02

    It serves them right, next time they will go to the bedroom. Pigs!

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  54. Anonymous18 October 2014 at 16:02

    Sex madness

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  55. Anonymous18 October 2014 at 16:18

    Hahahahahah mami water don vex

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  56. Anonymous18 October 2014 at 16:25

    na wa ooooo.. are they for real?? lmao

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  57. Anonymous18 October 2014 at 16:26

    YUK! MADNESS!

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  58. Anonymous18 October 2014 at 16:44

    Na how conji hold them reach

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  59. Unknown18 October 2014 at 16:47

    Serves them right next time they will do a proper research before experimenting. Mtcheeeeeew

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  60. Anonymous18 October 2014 at 17:01

    heheheo oyibo get magun!

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  61. michael18 October 2014 at 17:59

    Funi,sex in d sea!

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  62. Anonymous18 October 2014 at 18:01

    Lol 4 sure they ll have a sex in d sea story to tell.

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  63. Anonymous18 October 2014 at 19:09

    Hahahahahahaahahhahaa...ĦΦώ dem go dey DO for mammywater territory???

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  64. Anonymous18 October 2014 at 19:11

    ĦΦώ dem go dey DO for mammywater territory???

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  65. talkwalker18 October 2014 at 19:17

    I was beginning to think if they are yoruba's

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  66. Anonymous18 October 2014 at 19:23

    Gobe.

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  67. Unknown18 October 2014 at 19:28

    This is embarrassing. God have mercy .

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  68. Anonymous18 October 2014 at 20:37

    Thing one is strooong.Eleyi gidi gááán!!!!!





    G.BOBBY

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  69. Anonymous18 October 2014 at 21:21

    PJT~People Join Together

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  70. Unknown18 October 2014 at 22:06

    Lolzzz hope this doesn't happen to me o, its embarrassing asf

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  71. Unknown18 October 2014 at 22:16

    Magun!!!!

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  72. Unknown18 October 2014 at 22:49

    Haha
    Said the man got stuck due to suction? Lmao
    Na wa o

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  73. Unknown18 October 2014 at 23:11

    S*x on d beach???.. lol.. dem.dey form say dem dey romantic. See where being romantic don lead dem to... awon otey couple... rotf

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  74. Anonymous18 October 2014 at 23:13

    Lolz

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  75. Anonymous18 October 2014 at 23:13

    Lolz

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  76. Anonymous18 October 2014 at 23:14

    Dem dey form romantic.. I'm sure dey would never try dat again in their life

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  77. Anonymous18 October 2014 at 23:15

    lol i know some pple go say na magun! LeHime!

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  78. Jade18 October 2014 at 23:17

    Magun tins oh! Haha

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  79. Okoro19 October 2014 at 06:59

    Shey him go try enter again?

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  80. Pikuda19 October 2014 at 08:57

    Na wa ooo

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  81. Anonymous19 October 2014 at 13:36

    na wa ooo

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  82. Anonymous19 October 2014 at 17:01

    i pray my husband gets stuck like that on all the whores he's always sleeping with and lying about..

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  83. janie19 October 2014 at 18:19

    my gosh! dats hoooot... c'mon guys aint u gonna try it out? go make u fator hahahahah lwkm

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  84. janie19 October 2014 at 18:20

    thats hoooot..... c'mon guys aint u gonna try it out? go make u fator lwkmd hehehe

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  85. Subomi19 October 2014 at 22:12

    interesting

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  86. Anonymous20 October 2014 at 11:06

    The gods ar wise! Lolzzz

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  87. Anonymous20 October 2014 at 15:54

    HahahahahAahahahah verry funny#Iam Kendiee

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  88. Unknown20 October 2014 at 17:28

    Na sO dey tin swt dem, that they can't go to their apartment.......la wa.....

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