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Wednesday 11 June 2014

Robbers snatch bag containing N200 and baby faeces ...lol

Robbers who specialise in operating on motorcycles in Okokomaiko area of Lagos State, on Sunday June 8th, snatched a bag containing N200 and faeces from a woman.

The breastfeeding mother, Mama Ikechi, told Leadership that she was returning from Ikorodu area with her baby and got to Okokomaiko around 6.15am. She said she was heading to Shibiri area when two men on a motorcycle stopped beside her and snatched her bag.

She said the robbers should be ashamed of themselves when they discover that the bag also contains her baby’s faeces. Continue...



She expressed satisfaction at what awaits the hoodlums when they open the polythene bag & perceive the odour emanating from it. The woman said,
“when I told people around that robbers had snatched my bag, they blamed me for not raising the alarm, but they busted into laughter when I told them the content of the bag.”

Culled from Leadership
at 6/11/2014 11:02:00 pm

101 comments:

  1. BONARIO NNAGS11 June 2014 at 23:05

    Hehehehehe I pray they deep their hands inside. And may the #200 bring about serious fight between them.

    ~BONARIO~says so via NOKIA LUMIA

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    1. Anonymous12 June 2014 at 07:10

      Lagos pple no go jst change, crrying baby feaces in d bag. Dt is how one Lagos woman threw food away n served her husband feaces, all tnx to putin all in black polythen bags n carying dm inside dsame basin

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    2. HJ12 June 2014 at 07:25

      Guy,you harsh ohh....#can't stop laffing#

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    3. EDEE12 June 2014 at 08:08

      Hahaha....serves them right

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    4. @MEETD®EALEVANS™12 June 2014 at 08:42

      Double wahala for armed rubber...

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    5. Nneka12 June 2014 at 08:44

      Lwkmd4h.
      My own bag got snatched too. But my Identification cards were inside with some documents. Aside that, the idiots got wat they didn't bargain for. A nokia torch n a thousand two hundred naira.
      Bunch of stinking low life miserable idiots.

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    6. Anonymous12 June 2014 at 09:12

      Its 'dip' not 'deep'! Olodo

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    7. Anonymous12 June 2014 at 10:30

      Amen

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    8. Anonymous12 June 2014 at 11:33

      Dip! Not deep. U welcome dear... Mo-1

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    9. Anonymous12 June 2014 at 12:40

      Lol na wa for lagos

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  2. Unknown11 June 2014 at 23:07

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. LWKMD OOOOOOO. NICE ONE..... NXT TIME TINZ FOR THOSE ROBBERS

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  3. Bony bony11 June 2014 at 23:10

    Hahahaaaaa they wil cont to snatch 10 naira nd faeces

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  4. Anonymous11 June 2014 at 23:14

    Lol. Bad market. But still pray for the faeces ooo

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  5. Unknown11 June 2014 at 23:14

    Shame shame shame.... Ntor!

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  6. Anonymous11 June 2014 at 23:14

    Hahahahahahah...ochi atogbuom oooo....good for them

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  7. Olori Jojo11 June 2014 at 23:19

    Got me laughing

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  8. Anonymous11 June 2014 at 23:20

    Lolz....@blissful_jay

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  9. QUEEN11 June 2014 at 23:21

    Jesus! Buhahahahahahaahha now they will know that there is God o

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  10. #King11 June 2014 at 23:26

    Loool..stupid robbers...................#KingOfKings

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  11. Sophisticated!11 June 2014 at 23:29

    *ROTFLMAO* I wan laff die!!!

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  12. ★★PRINCE CHARMING™★★11 June 2014 at 23:30

    LOL! Serves them right! Enjoy the feaces guys!

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  13. ★★PRINCE CHARMING™★★11 June 2014 at 23:30

    LOL! Serves them right! Enjoy the faeces guys!

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  14. Anonymous11 June 2014 at 23:30

    God bless d baby dat produced dat shit !

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  15. Abbie11 June 2014 at 23:32

    Lol, hahaha! Lobatan! Case closed! This is "business gone bad" 4 d robbers.

    ~It's me noni! Ur 1 and only Abbie~

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  16. Unknown11 June 2014 at 23:37

    Lol...bad market..


    ~EDO BOY~says so via www.facebook.com/eddywhiz

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  17. Unknown11 June 2014 at 23:38

    a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said...
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    Lmaooooooo.... Oboy those robbers go wan mad i swear.... Lmaooooo....
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    ***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***

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  18. Unknown11 June 2014 at 23:38

    I can't stop laughing, that's bad market for bad man. ⌣̊┈̥-̶̯͡»̶̥♡thanks ⌣̊┈̥-̶̯͡»̶̥ 

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  19. Ikenblue11 June 2014 at 23:44

    Its a sign from God dat its time from career

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  20. Ikenblue11 June 2014 at 23:46

    Its a sign from God dat its time for a career change

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  21. Mawe Prosper(@maweprosper)11 June 2014 at 23:48

    Suffer
    /Via Mp/

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  22. Mawe Prosper(@maweprosper)11 June 2014 at 23:48

    Suffer
    /Via Mp/

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  23. Akwaugo11 June 2014 at 23:52

    Lol I don die

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  24. Anonymous11 June 2014 at 23:52

    I can't fit laugh hahahahahahahahhahhhahah

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  25. Eugenia Ekeji11 June 2014 at 23:54

    Oh God of Mercy. Nothing wey them no go steal.

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  26. Steveosky 4 Real.11 June 2014 at 23:57

    Now am sure the people will understand why raising an alarm was not neccessary .Serves them right.

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  27. peks11 June 2014 at 23:57

    Lwkmd

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  28. Lorde Daniel11 June 2014 at 23:59

    Hello o?... Lol, cool

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  29. APPLE12 June 2014 at 00:01

    Baaahahahahahahahahaha…So funny. lol

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  30. Anonymous12 June 2014 at 00:01

    Lolzzz...bad season 4 em already. Good reward though.

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  31. Unknown12 June 2014 at 00:10

    Stupid thieves..fools 😃😃😃😃

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  32. Anonymous12 June 2014 at 00:11

    Linda you won't kill me o! Hahahahahah....I'm crying..!!!!!

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  33. Unknown12 June 2014 at 00:14

    Linda. ..dis story is test by moon light... E be like 9ja movie... I knw blv u at all....

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  34. Anonymous12 June 2014 at 00:16

    Next one should be a bag of urine and vomit mixed wit pap!

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  35. my name is12 June 2014 at 00:21

    My bladder wan burst chai chai chai dem go vex tear dat #200 naira sef or use it to buy water to wash their hand. Pikin s**t dey heavy dis days dem go think say na millions dey d bag LOL....

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  36. Unknown12 June 2014 at 00:30

    Hehehehehe!!! Laughing in espanyol. I pray the open the bag in darkness. Probably when nepa strikes. Olodos!

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  37. BRENDA12 June 2014 at 00:34

    they should be ashamed ke?
    better pray they dont use baby's sh--t for a visiting the shrine!!

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  38. Unknown12 June 2014 at 00:50

    They should use it for coffree, mng break fast.

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  39. Zizi12 June 2014 at 00:56

    Laugh wan kill me,Good for them

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  40. baby12 June 2014 at 00:57

    Hahahahahahahaha can't help it.

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  41. baby12 June 2014 at 00:57

    Hahahahahahahaha can't help it.

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  42. Unknown12 June 2014 at 01:10

    I have read quite a similar story before some years back in a Nigerian paper. Point is, dont believe everything that is written in the papers.

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  43. Anonymous12 June 2014 at 01:20

    Chei! my belle o,I can't stop rolling on the floor with laughter and pain.I will love to video them opening the container and how their face will be when they see their loot.
    MAIN MA SHIT,THANKS YOU FOR THIS JARI .
    Diana

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  44. Hismajesty12 June 2014 at 01:45

    Linda....linda...linda...na i go die tell you this joke??? Hilarious can't stop laughing... U still come put d name as mama nkechi ...lol

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  45. Anonymous12 June 2014 at 01:51

    Shame on them......I pray they dip their hands in the bag first of all....


    XDON D DON

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  46. OLORI12 June 2014 at 02:36

    Lmaooooo....i can't stop laughing....Gud 4 dem!

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  47. Bella j12 June 2014 at 03:57

    Stupid fools. Serves them right

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  48. Unknown12 June 2014 at 04:01

    Hehehe. I already imagiened the drama that follows when the bag is opened. Bad markket for them. LMAO.

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  49. ary12 June 2014 at 04:21

    They will probably smoke igbo 200 or eat agege bread with the 200. Bad market!!

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  50. Mjay12 June 2014 at 05:17

    Lol

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  51. Justyswt12 June 2014 at 05:58

    Lmfao. It will be a day those theives can never forget in a hurry.

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  52. Florie12 June 2014 at 06:07

    Hahahahahahha... Just trying to imagine †̥ђε looks on their faces wen they finally open †̥ђε bag... Smart Idiots...

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  53. Unknown12 June 2014 at 06:25

    Hahahahhahhah I pray they shld drag the bag until d feaces splashed on their faces!

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  54. Anonymous12 June 2014 at 06:26

    Shit just got real... Lesson to everyone.. Learn to handle your own shit in public

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  55. Amarachukwu.12 June 2014 at 06:28

    Hahahahahahahahahahaahah. I can only imagine how they will feel,it suits them right,I hope they put their hand inside sef.very funny.

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  56. Unknown12 June 2014 at 06:47

    Serves them right.... Next time they'll ask the owner about the content before going ahead with the snatch. #CJ#

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  57. Unknown12 June 2014 at 07:35

    Dis reminded me of wat happened to me 2 year ago..sumwhere in age get lagos.I had jst 500 box on my wallet n the guy was cot while abt to pull my wallet off my pocket...the guy was almost bitten to death by all dis OPC guys.... everyday for thief but n one day for the owner...

    Via BlackBerry z10

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  58. Anonymous12 June 2014 at 07:43

    Hehehehe! Anu ofia! Good for dem! Nmeeeeeeee! If to say dey catch dem! I for happi animals

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  59. okechi chidinma12 June 2014 at 07:56

    lol NYC package

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  60. Anonymous12 June 2014 at 07:56

    Hahahahhahhahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahaha I can't stop laughin sombdy pls tell me to stop.....laughing in hausa #Columbiana#

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  61. okechi chidinma12 June 2014 at 07:56

    nyc package

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  62. DOBY DOBY12 June 2014 at 07:58

    Lwkmd

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  63. Lady kim kim12 June 2014 at 08:04

    Lmao.d money go cause fight n na d shit den go use decorate their faces

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  64. DANGEROUZ12 June 2014 at 08:11

    Betta shit....na 200 kill am...enjoy d shit guys

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  65. Unknown12 June 2014 at 08:53

    Buhahahahahahahahah, chai, ma bladder oooooo. God pls let deep their useless hands inside nd let dem blow eachoda bcus of the #200. chai, stil laughing, buhahahahahahahahahah

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  66. Anonymous12 June 2014 at 09:17

    Nice one na zoooooooo! May gud bles d baby dat produc d shit lol

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  67. Anonymous12 June 2014 at 09:18

    lmao...i don laff tire

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  68. Anonymous12 June 2014 at 09:22

    Haha that is funny thing. Serve him right.

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  69. Anonymous12 June 2014 at 09:23

    chai...dearis god o

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  70. JOYCHY12 June 2014 at 09:24

    Hahahahahha......May dey keep snatching faeces in Jesus name!!

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  71. JOYCHY12 June 2014 at 09:25

    Hahahahahha......May dey keep snatching faeces in Jesus name!!

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  72. JOYCHY12 June 2014 at 09:27

    Hahahahahha......May dey keep snatching faeces in Jesus name!!

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  73. Anonymous12 June 2014 at 09:32

    Serve him right. Roftl

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  74. Oskirin12 June 2014 at 09:50

    @ bona,amen,amen n amen 2 ur submission.na so dem snatched my friend suit dt contains his bb n house keys @ oshodi.d guy @ 2 go n call carpenta 4 dt 9t in oda 4 him 2 enta his house.God will continue 2 catch n punish dem.

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  75. Diane12 June 2014 at 09:58

    heheheheheh.. this is so funny. Those robbers enter one chance...

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  76. Anonymous12 June 2014 at 10:13

    Good for them.

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  77. IBM Concierge and Errrand Servi ce12 June 2014 at 10:21

    nyc 1 jare>>> u're doro2much poo>>>.

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  78. Anonymous12 June 2014 at 10:33

    Laughing my head out, gosh!

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  79. Unknown12 June 2014 at 11:11

    Der for even shop the sheet sef

    ##################GOD punish#################################devil

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  80. rhodiat12 June 2014 at 11:24

    I can't imagine,what would their face expression will look like,like yeeeeeepppppaaaaaa

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  81. Anonymous12 June 2014 at 13:05

    Hahaha, so funny

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  82. Anonymous12 June 2014 at 13:06

    Hahaha, so funny

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  83. Archybest12 June 2014 at 13:12

    hahahahahahhahahahahahha bad market!

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  84. Anonymous12 June 2014 at 13:32

    Yup ! Robbers once stole my sister's purse from inside her bag. The purse contained used menstruation pant and pad rolled up. Nasty !

    A loot like that will definitely make the thief rethink his line of trade

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  85. Anonymous12 June 2014 at 15:12

    Serves them right.

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  86. HOT-STEPER12 June 2014 at 20:14

    Hahahahaha Feaces-snatching robbers, what a shame

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