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Thursday 17 April 2014

Dear LIB readers: What should I do with my balu baby mama?

From a male LIB reader. If y'all can understand what he's saying, please advise him...lol
Wazup Libers, pls o I need ur advice cos I'm about to kill somebody's daughter I swear. The way I'm feeling now I no send at all. I'm not high o. I'm writing this with clear eyes. Ok help me judge, I met this balu baby mama of mine 3 years ago, Very beautiful babe, chick fine like miss Nigeria fine. yellow tall, Innocent but very willing to learn. I no even over toast her sef. She see confirm boy nah. YBNL level. Meaning yahoo boy no lappy. I'm rich and fresh like that boo.
So I taught her how to smoke and she got addicted. We started dating and became smoking partners. Breakfast weed, lunch weed, dinner SK. From there we graduated to doing the injection, taking pills. It was all fun until she born our son. Ok, we don Born. My girl still dey smoke with me.
We did our introduction last year and we decided we would stop smoking at least she would stop cause she's a mom now. But she refused. no Wahala o. I took my son and  I dumped her. No time mehn. 

Then  I met this girl in February this year. God fearing, Ok looking, gentle and respectful. Perfect wife material and I want to marry her. But this igbo smoking, no pant wearing smello ex girlfriend of mine will not let us be. She's claiming I destroyed her life. I no force her smoke o. Na teach I teach her. 

She wants me to give her our son so she could train him but I doubt her ability and Me gan I ain't got time to train him cos I be small boy myself, I'm barely 25 sef and then unto Malay P, always traveling ish

Last week, She came with some boys to fight me and they took my son. I'm planning a revenge soon, I'm not too kin on training this boy, because I'm busy with other things at the moment.

Should I leave our son for her or just forcefully get him back and let this my new God fearing responsible girlfriend bring him up or better still send him to my iya Agba's (grandma) place where I grew up.  

I need advice from matured people on this blog. 30yrs and above. And if u dare abuse me, I will give u back sharply. No time

443 comments:

  1. This is the most ridiculous post ever.... When people smoke too much, high becomes low and low high. You get

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  2. Dude! Don't do anything stupid and land yourself some jail time.

    P.S: You will give who back sharply? You sound utterly irresponsible.

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  3. Linda on a more serious note, u hv 2 screen d pple "seeking 4 advise" from ur blog. If not u'll lose readers ah ah.
    Wat is this? What is his question sef. Sigh! Smh

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  4. Rotflmao...that's my advice for u dude.

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  5. Who is this Retard? No time for this dumb ass

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  6. U are a COMPLETE IDIOT, OLORIBURUKU ABURO OLOSHI, BABA WEREY NI E all in capital letter. Abeg i dey wait for ur insult.... Animal instinct, Muthafoku

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  7. U are a COMPLETE IDIOT, OLORIBURUKU ABURO OLOSHI, BABA WEREY NI E all in capital letter. Abeg i dey wait for ur insult.... Animal instinct, Muthafoku

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  8. U are a COMPLETE IDIOT, OLORIBURUKU ABURO OLOSHI, BABA WEREY NI E all in capital letter. Abeg i dey wait for ur insult.... Animal instinct, Muthafoku

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  9. Ur case is damn too pathetic!

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  10. Hahahahaha crase meet crase be this one buhahaha

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  11. Hmmmmm, nawa oooooo•

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  12. Ask google...

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  13. What u sow u shall reap. Mumu YBNL

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  14. Aye e ma sha malamala ni, Aye e ba baje beyond deliverance sef..... Ur downfall dey wait u....

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  15. Aye e ma sha malamala ni, Aye e ba baje beyond deliverance sef..... Ur downfall dey wait u....

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  16. Hahahahaha... ode! so very razz mehn

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  17. all i have to say is that this boy has not learnt his lesson and so is not mature to handle his son...he will spoil the boy's life and say he teach am e no force am learn

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  18. Hehe Dem don get dis guy .. The fin wey he dey smoke dem worry him ..

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  19. best tin is to give ur son to ur grandma, do not allow ur ex or new wifey to train him.

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  20. U destroyed her life boy! Let her train her son,u can't just take her child and expect her not 2 fight back#Anwuli#

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  21. First of All,,,, You need Jesus and Plenty of Him... Then we'll know where to go from there...

    @Bobo_Edo

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  22. Speechless***************

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  23. lol, I like dis boy he is a clown. as for d kid leave him wit his mom cos ur granny obviously did a bad job with you. 'YBNL' dats a 1st

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  24. I swear my Guy u bad gan oh. . . Afta u teach am how 2 smoke finish u kon xpect her 2 gbafun. . .i swear u deserve 2 bedroom flat in Hell

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  25. You need a psychiatrist! That's my advice. Idiot!

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  26. No b only igbo she must also drink small stout. Two brainless teenagers. YBNL & runz girl.

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  27. Honest Nigerian17 April 2014 at 16:31

    You are so arrogant and full of urself.. U don't just need advice, u need help. The poor child u guys brought into this world would be lucky not to grow up around either of u - Ur 'Igbo smoking, no pants wearing smello' and u irresponsible, igbo smoking gormless dolt.

    You led the poor girl astray now u speak about her in such manner? I pity this new girl whose life u are about to destroy. If she still has any sense left, my advice will be to her.. RUN DEAR. Run for your dear life. Else u'll end up another sad story.

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  28. YOU ARE A STUPID MORON, EVEN THE WAY YOU TALK SOUNDS VERY CHILDISH. I BLAME THE GIRL FOR DATING SUCH AN ASS HOLE LIKE YOU IDIOT.

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  29. Like seriously? Linda pls wt all due respect, not all stories shd be posted here. And if this is real,young man you just bought urself a ticket to misery. You don't expect to ruin her life and go scot free.Face the music hun?

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  30. Well this is really awful,but then again d child is also hers and it won't be right to take him forcefully from her,just reason with her ok?

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  31. Firstly before I talk....I wanna laugh small....lwkm ooo..abeg help hear that phrase# na teach I teach her...and she got addicted to it.my own advice goes like this..you are married to the woman right? And then divorce her because she doesn't yield to your advice....that is because you didn't take it serious with her..you suppose to have call her to one side in the house and talk maturely to her like a man...you are the bread winner of the house if you don't forget...so their is no way she won't stop.if you really mean what you are telling her.but you didn't do that...right now everythin is upside down..kindly leave her with the kid....when she is tired of taking care of him...she will come and return it and start begging for forgiveness from you




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  32. You are an imbecile

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  33. From his writing, he seems not mature, yet looking for mature comments, All right.
    If he want to grow up and have his peace, he should leave d kid for his ex student of igbo college and d mother of d kid. Other thing is he can take d child not by force but wisdom and keep him out of radiance of his mum. Also he himself needs to stay off and clear from d sight of that lady and he should change his own way of living too. Life is tooooooooooooo short to be cut off, yet life is gooooood. Chikenah

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  34. From his writing, he seems not mature, yet looking for mature comments, All right.
    If he want to grow up and have his peace, he should leave d kid for his ex student of igbo college and d mother of d kid. Other thing is he can take d child not by force but wisdom and keep him out of radiance of his mum. Also he himself needs to stay off and clear from d sight of that lady and he should change his own way of living too. Life is tooooooooooooo short to be cut off, yet life is gooooood. Chikenah

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  35. Lmfao....my dear she was also God fearin lady 2,but u spoilt her.....u cnt take care of ur son dude,cos u just said it, so leave d baby with his mum.....but u get mouth sha...cnt stop laffin hard

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  36. choi! Anty linda,where u c dis 1 again nw?? Dis 1 na mad man na lolzz

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  37. You both need help,i only pity the innocent child.

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  38. You dey craze,after you don ruin am,u NW looked for fresh girl.I dnt knw y sum women no gt sense sef,al 4 d sake of luv. Do not ruin tiz child's life,coz u sef no gt tym 2 train d child. Is Iya agba his or her mother, leave d child 4 d mom, God will look after his/ her. What fives u d assurance that your God gap fearing gf as mother instincts or affection for the child

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  39. Hilarious crap! Lmao... This is one stupid story, poorly written for dat matter. However, both fictitious characters are stupid, the teacher and the taught especially.

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  40. Lol. This trash you wrote actually made my day. You brought her into that shit, so find a way to bring her out. You cant dump her cos of that shit you brought to her life. You are disgusting, not even ashamed. Lol. You are a lifeless bastard igbo smoker lol. None of you is worthy to bring that child up. Better still, let someone adopts him. Idiot lol.

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  41. You are so immature, I'm almost in tears for your poor son. Please go back to school and never miss an English class again. Nonsense.

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  42. Did u know she was sm1's child her life is precious b4 teachn her bad habits?now u tired and for sm1 dat is d way she was b4 u ruined her,u are fool

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  43. Linda, abeg wetin this one dey talk?

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  44. First of all,u re a big fool Afta spoiling d innocent gal u want her to go n leave her son 4 u jst like dt,U re a Joker. Go n chop banana n die.

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  45. u made yur bed boi, lie on it.... since your thought her those bad habits, do the reverse. if you need her to change, go to rehab with her and go through the changes with her and quite being selfish..

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  46. U shld be a very shameless man..breakfast weed lunch weed dinner sk I swr u no get sense

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  47. #first to comment

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  48. Mumu like u want a gud life after teaching her rubish, it is better for u to beg her to take d child to her mum or ur grand ma, but I fear he might grow up to be like u, cos if ur grandma had train u well, u won't end up like dis, dat new gf u think is resposible might be a good actor, u can even give him up for adoption, I pityd pikin future.

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  49. oh boy you are so rude, better solve your problem yourself, l dont think you need readers advise as you have already have your plan.

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  50. My dear u thought her how to smoke. Anyway both of u can not train this boy well if not he will end up a smoker. So beg her and give the child to ur new girl to train but not ur grandma pls

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  51. Lmaoooo.yahoo boy ni e.very funny.dnt leave ur boy wit her o.unless u want him to start dealing weed from kindergarten.get a lawyer.tak your boy.hand him over to ur mom.and do me a favor.dont display dis ur reckless attitude in front of d young man hence he takes after u.

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  52. sincerely my friend i would like you to read this post over and over again...its a shame someone like you lives under the face of the earth, so your proud to say you thought someone a bad habit and now you can't face the consequence, you rip what you sow bro and by the way who told you beauty is in the look...your a beast and you have to always remember that.

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  53. U don use her finish now u dnt need her u b mumu ooo,imbee remember dis karma is a bitch,if not ur sister den ur daughter.violence is never a solution settle peacefully wit her try and create an impact in her life by trying to stp her frm all d reason y u left her.and leave d child for her @least 4 now.iti + olodo= mumu

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  54. U need Jesus!!!

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  55. U dey crase,see d way u d talk sef,cocaine don kill u finish,smtimes I wonder y some girl still stay with sm snakes that call themselves guys,u want to hv d boy yet ur not even planing on training him,r u not a fool.I pity that ur God fearing girlfriend she doesn't know ur a wolf in sheep clothing.

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  56. Anyone who need my nude picture hit mai name

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  57. sincerely my friend i would like you to read this post over and over again...its a shame someone like you lives under the face of the earth, so your proud to say you thought someone a bad habit and now you can't face the consequence, you rip what you sow bro and by the way who told you beauty is in the look...your a beast and you have to always remember that.

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  58. Guy, U take igbo. U don spoil ha finish, now u want to marry a proper wife material. What goes around comes around.lol

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  59. Ishi mgbaka.

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  60. sincerely my friend i would like you to read this post over and over again...its a shame someone like you lives under the face of the earth, so your proud to say you thought someone a bad habit and now you can't face the consequence, you rip what you sow bro and by the way who told you beauty is in the look...your a beast and you have to always remember that.

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  61. Allow the boy grow with his mum, dnt put any responsibility on ur new girlfriend.

    Linda post my comment

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  62. Wooow! your parents must be so proud, 25 years old and you still can't give yourself brain, Kirikiri is definately your portion. Hisss

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  63. We ain't wasting advice on you either. We ain't got time for you. I speak on behalf of all LIB readers.

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  64. This is pure rubbish,dis guy aint ok

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  65. You just an a**hole.. You made her who she is, so you just have to big up and take responsibilities. It so sad that there's no rehab you can take her in Nigeria but bruh.. Think about it this way, if the good christian girl you met had been led through reckless life just like you did to your baby mama! will you say u wanna be with her now. Just take your cross and carry it. She was once that pretty innocent girl you were crazy about and now her panties stink.. c'mon

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  66. Both of you are nut case and therefore unfit to raise a normal child. I think the baby will be better in an orphanage where he will have an opportunity to be adopted by people who needs and will appreciate him

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  67. I just want to slap you. Idiot. See the way you are talking

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  68. I hardly have time to comment on dis blog. But it is really important I comment on dis post, and d reason is just to tell u how stupid u are, u are such a big fool, an idiot nd a smelling he-goat who is high on cheap drugs

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  69. U are very stupid. U want advice and u are already insulting the pple that u seek it from. Pls go away with ur probs. Mtcheeeeeeees

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  70. May God forgive u, u are are the artist behind the predicament u are in! No woman deserves to meet an international sheep like u! U met her a human being, turned her to azombie

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  71. Linda i don't know who the time waster is, you for posting this juvenile post or the fool himself. Now i believe when people say some of these your stories are doctored. Rubbish. If you like no post na you sabi you go still read am

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  72. who is this retard? i have no advise for you, only for the ok looking, God fearing girl you just met; my dear you better remove your slippers, borrow leg if need be and run away from this imbecile. werey gidi!

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  73. Yeye boy,go n marry her ok?you taught her how to smoke,teach her how to stop.

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  74. Ur very sick,u spoilt nd destroyed smbody's child nd u av d guts 2 com here nd say trash,thunder fire u dere,idiat! Ur new gf is God fearin,if I here? U beta go fix ur sef,motherfucker lyk u!

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  75. U are a muron, confirm one. Well u said it all, u r a small boy. What r u saying, u met someone who is wife material. Pls is d devil u know not better than the angel u don't know. I pity all u guys that dump ur chicks just cos u've found wife material. Smh for u. Idiot, mofo

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  76. Someone cut this guys penis off. He should not be allowed to procreate.

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  77. I go abuse you, na u sabi. you contributed to messing up her life and now you want to leave her all alone infact you don already waka sef with your son? Mbanu!! I agree its all youthful exuberance that led you both to that lifestyle. Fast forward to the present; that your son growing up with such a mother will end up being a useless son. Infact if he doesn't start sniffing ganja and kparaga at the young age of 3, e try sef. See if you can take the son from the mama and give to ur grandma who might do a better job than you kids.
    But guy u f**k up sha. With all ya mouth wey u de run here, she still threaten you collect back her pikin. Hehehehe. Oya abuse back.

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  78. Okay.....over to big boys and girls!

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  79. Hahahaha. This guy is stupid. Sadly, guys like this get d good girls. They r fascinating & funny to them

    By the way, Libers write way better scripts than nollywood. Nollywood should come steal stories that touch from here

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  80. You are a foolish fool stupid idiot...I blame you not but the stupid girl herself...Lubhumie

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  81. Hummm speechless

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  82. Your head never ready to train pikin but after u don spoil dat girl head wit smoke u don go find anoda one. Guy, karma is a bitch, she'll surely find u out. I only pity that innocent baby!

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  83. Ohh boy,u de vex gan ooo , I believe the key to ur problems still boils down to dialogue,Sit ur baby mama down give her reasons make her see why she has to stop smoking n focus on getting a better future for herself,Leave all the anger aside whatever bitter experiences that happened btw yall,yall need to squash it theirs a kid involved here n no matter what u think the boy still needs love from his mother same as he needs love from his dad.Then again u sounded quite arrogant towards training ur own son that shows lack of responsibility on ur part.Be responsible for ur deeds the son u brought into dis world,let him be a part of ur life no go chase money forget ur own blood.

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  84. You are a fool

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  85. Sorry Linda but why will u post such. The guy is definately not high but his brain is touching (as in MENTAL)

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  86. U r mad oooo... After teaching her how to smoke u want to dump her n marry a God fearing gal.... Didn't u know d first tym it wasn't good to smoke... God shall judge u accordingly

    Sexychubby

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  87. Poor innocent boy! When two mumu they fight, Na u dey suffer #SMH


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  88. Dat is how selfish a man can be.

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  89. i see say you nor high, you are a stupid guy. three years ago you were 22 and still you gat no sense. You destroyed that gurls life. i feel sorry for innocent child in the care of drug addict parent. You can give it to me back, modafucker.

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  90. What sort of rubbish is this
    Plz Lib hasn't gotten to this level

    ~BONARIO~says so via NOKIA3310

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  91. Linda don jam were, i swear. #MeIJustDeyPassbyNiO#

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  92. Is this guy for real? what an Idiot

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  93. Omo boy u don mental reach ground finish. That all

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  94. yeye fool abeg nobody get your time for here joor.............born lier

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  95. You two are bids of a feather... Ill advice that since you've got no time for you son due to ur 'Malay P', you can as well give the child to orphanage, cos there no difference between you and your ex.
    You're thinking your new babe can take care of him? have you heard the saying 'If its not panadol, it can never be panadol' No matter how nice you new girl friend, she not the mother and can never give that motherly care.



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  96. Jesus Christ. What is this writing style called? I feel so sorry for the innocent child that two idiots brought into the world.

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  97. U are a fooool,u tink ur matured? Ur mouth lyk advice frm matured pple, u sound sooo irresponsible, mtchwww,my advice will obviously b wasted

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  98. First of all I will arrest for drug abuse and den call EFCC for u for fraud. Idiot! Hw responsible can u be? U com here dey com find advice. U n ur smello balu baby mama shld go to jail first den tk ur son to motherless baby home. Cos im sure ur son wont wnt both of u as his parents. Den again tk ur case to psychia or yaba left and dont disturb linda ooo. Ode!

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  99. Lol you sound retarded all by your self, u got her mad too, not of u can raise that child properly, I pity the baby, leave him with a God fearing family who r willing to.

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  100. Lmao!!This guy is a fool oo,after spoiling a girl's life u want us to advice you for ur stupidity.sha its nt ur fault,its because u stil a childish animal.....nonsense mtshwww

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  101. Lol. Ds story has made my day.

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  102. Can't Believe Your're actually not ashamed of yourself and your Story...as for advice give the son to his mum but make sure you support Financially

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  103. U α̲̅я̩̥̊ε̲ ǡ fool! Since u don't have time to train the boy, then whatz ǔȓ problem? After distroying the gal u dumped her? Pls allow her to train her son. *Nonsense*

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  104. First off, you are at fault for teaching her how to smoke, you should know that addiction get levels... what is done is already done sha though she's correct for saying that you destroyed her life cos you are the one that introduced it to her.
    Whats done is already done... most of the question has already been answered by you... you said that you've got no time to train up the child, then let the baby mama take custody of the child... a mother will never let another woman that is out of the family to raise her child. she will prefer to raise the child herself even though she might not be able to raise the child well... just try the settle amicable with her and dont go balistic on her... cool down bro... call her and you both have to sit down and discuss the future of the child either she will agree to let you take the child to your grandma which i doubt she might agree if she doesnt want to or let her raise the child and make sure that you cater for the well being of the child... guess thats all i can say

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  105. Dude you are not fit to have a girlfriend, talk more of a wife and to top it on you have a son! I pity the boy. You created Frankenstein and now you want to leave her for Barbie? If she swear, e go catch you life!!!! First you need to do is fix your life, you obviously seem to be eternally high your rant on here is evident and you should try to keep your 'malay p' conspicuous. My advice, grow up brother, you need it.

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  106. Hahahaa..guy is a comedian abi you are always high ni?well I enjoyed reading this!!! Got me laughing out loud.You taught her how to smoke yet you don't want to marry her?who should marry her?you go about spoiling peoples children and later dump them for innocent ones..smh..still laughing out loud*funny dude.

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  107. am trying so hard not to insult you but the truth is you are very useless and you need to get your life together.
    oh yes! you ruin that girls life cos she didnt know what weed was until she met you. and the girl is equally foolish for sleeping with a drug addict like you so she had it coming, so back to your question, am scared of your drug addict ex girlfriend when it comes to being a mother and training a child, am equally scared of you training the child, and as for your grandma shes probably too rickety old to care for a child too, if thats how your mother left you in the village with your grandma would you know civilization? and would you know how to press laptop and do yahoo, either ways you didnt turn out well with your mother or grandma.
    so young man get your struggling yahoo boy never lasting seasonal money ass and be a father, give your filthy ass life to christ and he will clean it up for you cause with the way your living your life you will either get jailed or shot or die of drug overdose or something like some of those weird stories we see on pm newspaper, get your life together and be a father.
    stop ruining young girls lives and dont put your irresponsibility on a fresh God-fearing girl anyways any girl in her right minds wouldnt stick with you even if you package from now to the next century, they will always see you for what you really are. so clean up your life and help your ex to a correction centre where she would cleaned up for her drug ways and take care of your son, he didnt ask to be brought into this world so dont make him go through the ugliness of this world, send him to good school and take him to fun places. if you dont do that you will be ruining your ex life, your sons life and probably your new God-fearing babes life.
    take my advice and dont you dare diss me,cos your ass is in a mess not mine,you need to grow up and be a man

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  108. you're lost, and both of you need help! she cant train that child neither can you, im wondering how you guys went ahead with introduction??? if both families cant see theres a problem then i tink the child should be given over to a motherless baby home or sometin! gosh!!! dont destroy the life of the innocent child pls, taking the child to your granny wont help either bcos ur igbo smoking girl friend will kill d old woman soon! if she can bring boys to forcefully take the child from you who claim to bad hard boy..... what wont dey do to the poor old woman?? enough already!!! and pls get help yourself b4 you destroy your youthful life ! God!

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  109. Nothing can be more important than your son. Secondly, if you kill am, na death by firing squad, no night Virgil fit save you. Both of you should work out how you guys will be sharing custody of your son. Don't do anything to her, for the sake of your child. Plus, even if na teach you teach am, try unteach am, even though u no longer love her, for your son's sake...cos one day, your son go sabi all these things. Safe, brotherly.

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  110. guy u re vry stupid,u stil need to learn,u re stil a lad

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  111. GUY U DEY HASH OOOOOO, AS YOU NO WAN TRAIN NA M,LET THE BABY MAMA DO HER JOB NAH.

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  112. Kia and your parent go dey somewhere now dey think say dem don born oooo SMH

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  113. Okkk,u both need deliverance asap.u better let her keep d boy,before she hurts ur new babe.

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  114. O boy u too rude, anyways did I hear u say u wanna raise d baby? wen u sef need proper upbringing......abeg u need to sit and think abt ur life cos u wack, I pity d new girl mtcheeeeew

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  115. Oh boy no tink am, u b ju man! gbam!

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  116. JjU are a vry useless boy o, u hv destroyed her life wit ur smoking habit nw u hv found God fearing gal abi and nw u hv dumped her say u nor force her smoke na teach u teach her. Its nt ur fault o, shey if na ur sis boy do like dis u go hapi abi, God punish you and ur new God fearin gal....Nonsense....Linda y u post dis tin sef its mkn me upset

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  117. Nonsense, Linda please respect this your blog abeg.

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  118. The poster sounds like a foolish stupid idiotic irresponsible spoit brat. Linda pls stop posting shit from shit like this. In short I don't know what to say about him,and am sure he just finished smoking 50wraps of marijuana.
    Poster, do u have a mother/father? Chai you are disgrace to your family. Oya reply me, I dey wait for u mutherfuking idiot.
    *spits on your sk face*

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  119. the both of you are not Ok!
    Linda its insulting to us to waste our time posting such rubbish.

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  120. So now she is a smello no pant wearing girl right? Sort yourself out!

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  121. Ah! I've not had a good laugh like this in a long time. Walai Talai you're a funny person sha. You gave her igbo to smoke, now you're calling her "igbo smoking no pant wearing smello". What is life though?

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  122. Were ni eleyi o...dis one definitely escaped from yaba left.

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  123. Mr Man, u tink u can destroy another gal's life and live in peace wit your so called new found love, BIG LIE, whats d whole point in wanting custody of d child when u have said yourself that you barely have time, I jst pity dat ur new found love bcos she doesn't knw what she's getting herself into, u had beta think of a respondsible person that wil help take good custody of d child, else d child will end up jst like u two cos as far as am concerned u aren't worth being a parent,

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  124. o boi you no wetin me go tell you, since you know get time just leave the boi with n mama

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  125. No comment!!!

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  126. you b real igbo smoker

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  127. you b real igbo smoker

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  128. I love this guy. So blunt and real. She get oju kokoro haha, she wanna roll with the boixxx. She wan use the pikin dey chop money from u lol... No fight am o. But , leave d pikin jare make u start a fresh life with ur new boo (hope she aint pretending? Awon gehs bad lately). I hope say u dey use brain for ur malay p.noffin last forever bobo. @de_marketer

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  129. You are a small boy indeed.

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  130. Both of u are nt capable to bring up the boy,I think u shld take him to any of ur relative or ur iya agba as u av said dat if she is nt too old

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  131. yeye guy, please allow the owner of the baby train her son. no matter how bad a woman is, she can still train up a responsible child. mrs. E.A

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  132. Niggur u did destroy ha lyf...

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  133. U're a wicked boy. Wen u met her she wasn't smoking. U thaught her 2 smoke. Now u don't want ur son to be trained in dt life. IT is d way u laid ur bed. Sleep on it. D blood of dt innocent girl is on ur head until u save her from smoking and other bad life u led her into

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  134. I feel very stupid commenting on this but for the sake of the little baby in question I would...Young man do you know what you need??? I sincerely tell you that you need to be jailed and rehabilitated so as to grow up enough to come to LIB to tell your annoying story.#waiting for you to give it back to m. #IndispensableSTAR#

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  135. Hahahahahahahahahaha
    Lwcmta4g
    "Laugh wan carry me throw away 4 gutter"
    I can't fit laugh.
    Loling at " and if u dare abuse me I will give u back sharply. No tym.

    Guy man!! Dis one no be gra gra!!
    Shebi u think say u get mind teach babe how to smoke? She go show u.

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  136. I don't usually curse/ comment here , but I must say you are stupid and heartless, I wonder how a girl will date some one like u.....after teaching her nonsense you are looking for a wife material...is dat easy to quit why haven't you quit urself...u don't know the meaning of addiction I'm guessing , u had better go and marry her.smokiematics couple

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  137. Ewu Gambia, you won't escape the wrath of God. Your Life will HAVE NO MEANING CUS U must reap what u have sowed. Anuofia, after destroying d girl's life. God will send u 1000 thunders to destroy. Please leave her son to her.

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  138. Let me just start by saying you did ruin her life. You got her hooked on illicit drugs and then you dump her. Neither of you is fit to raise that kid and I say this because I love kids, and I hate that both of you are not prepared to raise that kid. You don't sound dependable, so you should not keep the kid. You said so yourself that you ain't got time to raise your own kid. I say let his mum raise him, because she seems to be putting forth the effort. Do not straddle your new girlfriend/wife with the responsibility of a kid you are not even willing to care for.

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  139. Let me just start by saying you did ruin her life. You got her hooked on illicit drugs and then you dump her. Neither of you is fit to raise that kid and I say this because I love kids, and I hate that both of you are not prepared to raise that kid. You don't sound dependable, so you should not keep the kid. You said so yourself that you ain't got time to raise your own kid. I say let his mum raise him, because she seems to be putting forth the effort. Do not straddle your new girlfriend/wife with the responsibility of a kid you are not even willing to care for.

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  140. Let me just start by saying you did ruin her life. You got her hooked on illicit drugs and then you dump her. Neither of you is fit to raise that kid and I say this because I love kids, and I hate that both of you are not prepared to raise that kid. You don't sound dependable, so you should not keep the kid. You said so yourself that you ain't got time to raise your own kid. I say let his mum raise him, because she seems to be putting forth the effort. Do not straddle your new girlfriend/wife with the responsibility of a kid you are not even willing to care for.

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  141. Talk like a child, write like a child, smoke like a child, reason like a child. Not suprised you ended up with a child.
    My dear give her back her child. That's just what she wants.
    B/w I'm 32. Happily married with 2 kids.
    Live and let live.
    You ruined her life. Pray karma doesn't come back when you least expect it.

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  142. Dude its clear you're an idiot, go back an read what you wrote. You'ild realise how idiotic you sound.

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  143. Linda you shouldn't have posted this

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  144. Buffoon stupid yahoo boy u only tink wit ir dick foolish tin u better leave her child for her u actually destroyed her life u made her an addict impregnanted her n dumped .stupid boi

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  145. Let me just start by saying you did ruin her life. You got her hooked on illicit drugs and then you dump her. Neither of you is fit to raise that kid and I say this because I love kids, and I hate that both of you are not prepared to raise that kid. You don't sound dependable, so you should not keep the kid. You said so yourself that you ain't got time to raise your own kid. I say let his mum raise him, because she seems to be putting forth the effort. Do not straddle your new girlfriend/fiance with the responsibility of a kid you are not even willing to care for. It's your kid not hers.

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  146. You sound so immature can't waste my time advising because your mind is made up and u are unwilling to learn. Next pls.....
    Mama V

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  147. I'll advice u leave d boy wit her. He's her son also and until otherwise proven she won't do anything to harm him. But if as time goes on she gives u any reasn to blive dat d boy isn't safe with her den jeje carry ur son and take him to ur grandma.

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  148. With this way u r going, I can bet ur innocent son will be just like u, if not worse.Na una 2 fit. Baba amugbo, iya amugbo, omo t'ekun ba bi ni ekun njo. Calm d fuck down nigga! Nd wat's wit d slang? A dick lyk u is lukin 4 advice.

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  149. Hmm linda nawaoo. Thank goodness he said he isn't high cos I didn't get wat he was sayin at all. Maybe I'll advice lata, let me knw wat oda libers r sayin

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  150. This is by far the most stupid post on this blog. Mtcheew..You must be thinking ur all that!
    This is what u get from doing drugs.. they damage ur brain cells. B

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  151. Lmao!!! Ur case dey guru maraji office! Lwkmd

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  152. Omg, hahahahahahaahhahah....this guy na comedian..... ok back to business, it will make alot of sense if yu get ur son back and send him to ur grand mah b4 things gets out of hand, bcos the way am seeing things that baby will grow up to pass yu big tym like a real baddoo.... But yu really fucked up for negatively influencing her though, yu dey craze for that....
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  153. The most funniest post of the week.....
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  154. The most funniest post of the week.....
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  155. drug guy like.ur barely 25, I pity u.ur lost...

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  156. you are a fool... oya abuse me back. nonentity. i just feel alot of pity for the little child.let d mother of d child have him. no woman no matter how mental would want another woman to take care of her child and you!!!!!!! u are too wreckless a man to father a child. nitwit, thug, agbero, bastard.

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  157. you are just a fool...u cant eat your cake and have it...upon everything in life u chose the left side of life...arrange ur self first and be a responsible dude...u spoil person pikin finish unto ur so called packaging....if u no want make fire burn you with that God fearing Gal wey u plan to marry or plan to destroy as well...you beta go back to ur vomit and put things rite....i tinkk sey na reasonable talk u get to yan......continue ur malay p u go soon enter weed

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  158. Dis guy is clearly high on cheap drugs.so u can teach 2 smoke?y ddnt u teach her abt God?nw u'v gotten Godfearing gal n nw u wanna dump her after a child.u kuku talk am u can't raise a kid so y r u aving unprotected sex?pls grow up!!!dis writeup is clearly a joke.

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  159. Its so obvious You are on weed.you thot her how to smoke weed?you are mad.i wish i no ur new g/f.i would advice her to leave u.i sorry for her.

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  160. You are a very stupid, silly, moronic and immature goat. Based on your own account, neither your Igbo-smoking, pill popping, crack-injecting self nor your weedhead ex are capable of raising a child. I mean, neither of you can even make the right lifestyle choices for yourselves.

    You are even more stupid for considering getting married esp as you seem to have half of a brain, if any at all.

    Check yourself into rehab and re-examine on your life or lack of. You obviously need help - spiritual and psychological. In the meantime, perhaps it is best to seek your grandmother's help in raising your son (although if she raised you, I fear that he may turn out like you).

    Foolish small rat!

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  161. wow, neither of you should be allowed to keep this child.

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  162. If u need pples advice, den ask for it respectfully. nonsense yb.

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  163. @ poster, you don razz finish!! walahi...
    anyway, i hope you go repent now wey God don give u'çlean'geh. i suggest you send the boy to iya-agba provided ahe no know the place make she no go arrange kill her else leave the boy with him mama if she see say u don sobber, she go allow later.
    You fit try get lega custody too..
    all the best!

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  164. Unto d fact say na u teach her how ² smoke y u no marry her?..u neva start..

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  165. Wat a fool! Who made her the Igbo smokin,no pant wearin, smello watever she is ryt nw.If U luved her U wud ve helped her get better. Y abandon her? U said she was innocent ryt? soon U wud do same to dis Ur new Wife material n dump her ass eventually. Dumbo!

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  166. Let the boy stay with his mother since you are not interested in training the boy but u should try n create time for ur son.

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  167. u need advise from kindergarten not matured minds. your the most stupid lib blogger that i have ever met. ode oloshi. so u need john the baptist to tell u, u ruined someone. why u no teach am bible when you met her, now u wan marry holy gal. dont worry she go turn to witch no be smoker again. dry bone.

    Oya i dey wait your reply sharply. ewu.

    from i dont talk my own.

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  168. this story can't be real.

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  169. Cleary ur grandmas place did not work, since you turned out like that,my advice try ur God fearing chick!! But pls do rite by this kid he desreves it!!

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  170. please send him to your iya agba's place

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  171. please send him to your iya agba's place

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  172. Like seriously??? I had a good laff reading tru this. Guess y'all having a laff ehn! Thunder fire you YBNL....lmao

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  173. Well, its good that you've been able to identify your own problem, you know what you want and if you grew up with your granny and turned out this way, what is the probability that your son won't become worse if you try that too. I do not suggest that you leave him to your ex any ways but if you want your son to grow up into a man that you'll be proud of, then do it right. If your present girlfriend will do a good job, do not hesitate and if not find a close relative who will train him in the way of the Lord. Let me leave this with you: There is a way that seemeth right unto man but the end thereof is destruction. So watch it! I think its time that you change.

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  174. Hmmmmm dis small boy u really have nerves. lets start like dis:
    You are very wicked & a bad influence on another. How can u meet an innocent girl, teach her all sort of rubbish and decide to dump her now because of what u taught her. i dont expect you to understand because you are still a small boy. Believe me you,that you so called christian gf will not marry u cos no girl will want a marry a loser like you.
    Leave the boy for your ex before u destroy his life like you have destroyed yours so the boy wont be a loser like you.
    Lastly: Remember that you will have female children too and someone will do the same to them. Be wise small boy.

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  175. U are very stupid! May God punish u! Infact I don't even knw wat 2say 2u sef! Diz is ma 1st tym insultin on diz blog buh I jst culdnt help it afta seein ur razz threat again sef. Oya insult me bk na! Fooooool!
    Mtchewwwwwwww

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  176. Unto d fact say na u teach her how ² smoke y u no marry her?..u neva start..

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  177. First of all : GOD PUNISH YOU !!! What do u think u are ? Oh life is a game , people are toys u play and then move on aight . U picked a decent girl made her bad even made her a baby mama and then u begin to crave decency in a woman. Now who is going to marry her she does drugs, she smokes weed, she has a child.. Op again I say GOD PUNISH YOU ! She shouldn't have just taken the child from you she should have killed you. You better take ur sorry self away and leave her and her child alone if u are looking for who to train start by training yourself nonsense!

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  178. Araebagandi!!! I laugh in india... hia! nah for lib we dey c characters. Well, go get ur son and let ur grandmother train him. Plus ur body too dey hot, life no get duplicate o by the Way if ur grandmother trained u and u r the jack of all trades ( u get wat I mean) u had better marry a God fearing woman if not ur son go bad pass u. Oma

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  179. lol craze man...

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  180. dz guy na kolomental

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  181. speechless.... koloquin

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  182. Wow i love this guy jari... Badooooooooo!! See ma guy, i'lld advice you to Kill her ok?? But make sure when you do, kill her in an open place and hide not your Identity as a Big Boy Concern... Ladies, am glad messages like this is out there, Continue to date guys like this dude, they are the best so far..

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  183. This guy dey mk me laugh and I wan scatter for ground,guy add me in bbm or watzup mk we chat it will be nice if you can take my advice +27760286118 or bbm 7a948a3f

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  184. You are simply an idiot! I see your problems are not solvable, an you are not "help-able". Mtschewwww, Linda...NEXT!!!!

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  185. THIS IS A JOKE RIGHT ? YBNL hahahhahaha. cant stop laughing

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  186. You are an idiot! Take yourself to Iya Agba so she can finish training you... ABEG SHIFT!

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  187. I still wonder why God gives fool like you a life to raise.

    Your madness is at Tery G level, i still dont know how to resolve this. You guys are both sick in the head, and whatever gave you the impression that your new GF is willing to be your baby nanny is what i dont understand. #TheSilliestIdiotOnThisBlog, #SillyFool

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  188. Orisirisi... Frm wat u just said d two of u re not even a capable hand to train a child.Chai see wetin some ppl dey use millions find dey no see.

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  189. Shut up guy first abuse who why did you bring such issue here onn blog you need advice so hear okk.let me advice you since his mother is still alive hw do you think is possible Ƒσr her τ̅☺ leave her son Ƒσя another woman train him capital NO pls take the boy bck τ̅☺ his mummy okk since you have other things that keep you busy I dnt advice you τ̅☺ take frm his mummy and give it τ̅☺ another woman No let his mummy train him.our Own is our own A̶̲̥̅♏ a woman too I can't take it ooo over M̶̲̥̅γ̲̣̣̥ dead body give bck the owner her son bck. Leave her τ̅☺ train her son by her sef if she dead that I̶̲̥̅̊ℓℓ be a difference case you can do that but now she still alive don't do that is not gud M̶̲̥̅γ̲̣̣̥ guy return the boy τ̅☺ your first wife okk

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