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Read some of the funniest, toe-curling Facebook status update fails

Reddit yesterday shared some of the funniest, most embarrassing and idiotic Facebook status update by some users...and replies from their followers. It's hilarious! Continue to see more...



 
 
 
 
 

at 3/20/2014 05:55:00 am

114 comments:

  1. Anonymous20 March 2014 at 06:04

    funny minds write funny things maybe they are would have been comedians

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  2. haters-slayer20 March 2014 at 06:07

    are those post surpose to make me laugh,well thats a piece of shit!

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  3. Anonymous20 March 2014 at 06:12

    Linda, na wa 4 u o. Most of them aren't even funny

    PURPLE

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    1. Anonymous20 March 2014 at 14:29

      Your sense of humor is non-existent or not clever enough

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    2. Anonymous20 March 2014 at 19:34

      Damn! Where's ur sense of humor?

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  4. BONARIO NNAGS20 March 2014 at 06:13

    Looolz these stuffs am sure are not from Nigerians.
    I know the type of mistakes we do.
    Whites can be so dumb that it will require another Jesus dying on the cross to save them.

    ~BONARIO~says so via NOKIA3310

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    1. Anonymous20 March 2014 at 12:54

      Got. Me crackin. Ma ribs @Bonario

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    2. MlleP21 March 2014 at 12:06

      People are dumb sha..haha

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  5. splendourdudie20 March 2014 at 06:15

    Dumb ass peeps! Hehehehehehe! Had a good laugh ds morning. Esp the "Titanic" one and d hashtag . They can't be serious!

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  6. Unknown20 March 2014 at 06:18

    Mehn, this people can lie..hahahahaha.... Lion for lunch, what about giraffe.... So funny....
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    ***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***

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  7. Unknown20 March 2014 at 06:18

    Twitter own worse though......
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    ***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***

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  8. last baby20 March 2014 at 06:19

    Funny indeed

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  9. Anonymous20 March 2014 at 06:22

    I love Americans! God bless America!! Lmao

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  10. Unknown20 March 2014 at 06:22

    Lol.

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  11. Unknown20 March 2014 at 06:23

    I guess these are all white folks lol

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  12. Anonymous20 March 2014 at 06:30

    thanks linda...great way to start my day...laughing

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  13. Bonita Bislam20 March 2014 at 06:30

    Lol let em check Nigerians fb updates,they'll shed tears laughinh their hearts out

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  14. mz vee20 March 2014 at 06:31

    So funi hehe dat I 4 got 2 laff, mtchew on 2 d nxt 1 abeg

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  15. Ada ora20 March 2014 at 06:33

    I laughed in china

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  16. Anonymous20 March 2014 at 06:34

    It is well. This generation will survive. The coming one m not so sure of

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  17. miss bonario20 March 2014 at 06:34

    Hilarious...lol

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  18. Anonymous20 March 2014 at 06:34

    Maybe coz i cldnt c clearly bt i thought it wasnt funny till i got 2d proud mom moment after d@ i was lol

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  19. tomisyn20 March 2014 at 06:47

    Lool dude's so dumb and gullible...lied bou hs parent not getting him shit 4 xmas and hs mum came to rant on facebook

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  20. Unknown20 March 2014 at 06:47

    funny.

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  21. Anonymous20 March 2014 at 06:56

    Onyx Godwin's comment about Malaysia being an African country should be here! Lmaao!

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  22. Anonymous20 March 2014 at 07:04

    Funny #bright bravo#

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  23. Unknown20 March 2014 at 07:06

    Nt funny to me

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    1. The Pink Jewel20 March 2014 at 20:58

      That's cos ur as dumb as those folk are. Smh @ Nigerian graduates.

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  24. Daizyyyy20 March 2014 at 07:08

    Haha. Crazy pipo

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  25. Anonymous20 March 2014 at 07:10

    I don't see anything funny in these posts,they ar so wack and dumb...linda,u don jogodo

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  26. Anonymous20 March 2014 at 07:11

    Hahahla crazy pipo

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  27. Daizyyyy20 March 2014 at 07:11

    Haha. Crazy pipo

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  28. IG - @Hairbyniyot_ (08135891923)20 March 2014 at 07:12

    Lol

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  29. Unknown20 March 2014 at 07:13

    Hilarious!

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  30. Olubukola Ozone20 March 2014 at 07:13

    Lolz. Funy indeed

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  31. Anonymous20 March 2014 at 07:19

    THe original site is called lamebook.com. Lots of funnny facebook statuses there. You're welcome

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  32. Anonymous20 March 2014 at 07:26

    Hahaha...rotfl...this is hilarious indeed!!!

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  33. Anonymous20 March 2014 at 07:26

    Lol,amazeballs!!

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  34. Anonymous20 March 2014 at 07:26

    Hilarious!!!

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  35. Unknown20 March 2014 at 07:26

    Linda warris dis na

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  36. vicky20 March 2014 at 07:27

    Ok!..Seen!

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  37. Mr Sparky20 March 2014 at 07:28

    This is crazy!!!...Lol

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  38. @MEETD®EALEVANS™20 March 2014 at 07:28

    Pple dey o

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  39. Anonymous20 March 2014 at 07:32

    LOL. Austria / Australia the most hilarious. ITK

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  40. Anonymous20 March 2014 at 07:34

    Lol, nice one there

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  41. Anonymous20 March 2014 at 07:34

    Urrmmm...didn't find this funny tho.

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  42. Unknown20 March 2014 at 07:38

    The president of the federal republic has just declared a promo on Nigeria Immigration Service (NIS)job opportunities. The promo goes thus:
    -Lose one member of your family and get 3 slots free(3 job opportunities in NIS).
    -Lose an eye and get an immediate employment.
    -Lose one leg and get an immediate employment.
    -Lose one hand and get an immediate employment.
    -Provide one dead person in your family to get 3 slots free.
    -Pay N1000 as a job seeker who has no income,come for a job screening exercise, make sure you lose at least one part of your body to get immediate employment. Better still, die in the process and secure 3 job slots for your family.
    This is the kind of country we live in.

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  43. Unknown20 March 2014 at 07:39

    Bia Linda, Whats's So Hilarious About Those Posts?? Abi Snow Don Enter Your Head??

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  44. Sean Manuel 20 March 2014 at 07:41

    Couldn't stop laughing. Linda you made my insomnia ladden night/early morning. hehehehehe. loling and rolling all the way to mphumalanga.

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  45. Unknown20 March 2014 at 07:43

    lmbao...he probably thought hippocrates was a major hip hop celebrity....

    some people are so stupid, they should never be allowed to procreate....just let their genealogy to die out biko nu

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  46. Unknown20 March 2014 at 07:44



    Hahahaha, "the tooth bleaching, the xmas-gift-ranting-boy and so much for calling me dad " ...got me laughing hysterically ....and oh " hippocrates " too ....I have had to show my colleagues now ....we all LOLing

    #daveydave

    visit www.loggtv.tv for more entertainment news

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  47. Candygirl20 March 2014 at 07:45

    Lmaooooo!!honestly at first I didn't get the humour..then it hit me!!hahahahaha douchebags!and the replies are even more hilarious!

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  48. Anonymous20 March 2014 at 07:47

    Cnt see anythng funny here,,,,
    All are jus some teens normal talk......

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  49. Anonymous20 March 2014 at 07:47

    Hehehe..very funny..

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  50. Angie Cape20 March 2014 at 07:51

    Linda kpachara anya gi. What sort of childish post is this; we ain't kids hey!

    Same reason I comment only on relevant posts; actually thought this was.

    *My R1.50c comment *

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  51. Anonymous20 March 2014 at 07:54

    I swear all of them were funny as hell, and lol at the pork loin turned Lion. Also the dad calling shit!

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  52. sahnzylyn20 March 2014 at 07:56

    Omg. ..Hahahaha, damn I can't stop laughing. This really got me cracked up. I can't believe this.....Chineke mie!!!!

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  53. Anonymous20 March 2014 at 08:09

    Oyinbo and mumurism. *Sigh*

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  54. Anonymous20 March 2014 at 08:11

    Lol..these r some of d craziest stats I'v read

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  55. Samantha20 March 2014 at 08:15

    Lolz, Really hilarious.

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  56. Anonymous20 March 2014 at 08:16

    Americans are really stupid

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  57. Opelicious Morgann20 March 2014 at 08:29

    ROTFLAO...WTF....the one that got me cracking was "Canadians thought the Titanic..." Nawa ooo!!! Ignoramus in the highest order.

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  58. Lyndy20 March 2014 at 08:36

    Lmao, this is sooo funny. I love how plain white ppl can be. Their corrections are not harsh or direct but will make u look so stupid

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    1. Anonymous22 March 2014 at 08:59

      And you'll end up looking more stupid when you don't clock on what they are trying to do.. lol
      They've got some next level sense of humour.

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  59. Anonymous20 March 2014 at 08:37

    Hahahahahahhahahah, so fucking funny and dumb....

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  60. Unknown20 March 2014 at 08:39

    Lol... why paint out d identities na linda?... funny pieces

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  61. Anonymous20 March 2014 at 08:44

    Wow, this just made my day..."Lion instead of pork loin". The stupidity of some people...smh. Epic!

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  62. Egwu Eze Egwuatu20 March 2014 at 08:56

    Blood Of God!!!
    And they said Naija academic levels have dropped?
    These White people are in Real trouble, their ignorance no get limit. this their own generation is doomed. No sense at all!!!

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  63. Anonymous20 March 2014 at 08:57

    Wow! I'm in awe of the human stupidity. I hope its not passed on through genes. My gosh! Especially the mom who was proud of her kid and they were both wrong

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  64. Walata20 March 2014 at 09:00

    Jajajaja laughing in spanish so funny

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  65. Tea20 March 2014 at 09:02

    Hilarious i must confess.

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  66. Unknown20 March 2014 at 09:06

    Lmao......

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  67. Anonymous20 March 2014 at 09:06

    Haha haha father of medicine! The ode no fit spell hypocrite. Lol

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  68. Unknown20 March 2014 at 09:09

    Hahahaha... Dat twitter hashtag is d dumbest!!!!hahahaha...i hate "hippocrates" ? Lmao!

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  69. Anonymous20 March 2014 at 09:11

    Na dat Christmas own funny pass. E don be for that person

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  70. Unknown20 March 2014 at 09:17

    Hhahahahaha dt guy forgot his mom is on fb ooo lmao.. Dts d only one I find funny the rest re jus dry jokes

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  71. Anonymous20 March 2014 at 09:22

    LMBO. Had a really good laugh. Thanks Linda

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  72. trinity20 March 2014 at 09:39

    Funny as hell... peeps out there be dumber than trucks yo

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  73. Anonymous20 March 2014 at 09:46

    Mostly unreadable

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  74. Unknown20 March 2014 at 09:46

    Lollllllllll

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  75. That Function Gurl20 March 2014 at 09:51

    'Lwkmd!! So much 4 calling me dad'!! Some ppl are just 'cray'

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  76. Anonymous20 March 2014 at 09:54

    Lol

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  77. Unknown20 March 2014 at 09:56

    the worst of them all is the dumb "proud Mummy" who thinks her baby wrote correctly.

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  78. MY TURN20 March 2014 at 10:08

    hahahahahahaha

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  79. tomiwealth20 March 2014 at 10:22

    lol

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  80. Anonymous20 March 2014 at 10:33

    LMFAO!!!!....WAT????

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  81. Anonymous20 March 2014 at 10:36

    Funny lolz

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  82. ary20 March 2014 at 10:37

    White people are so dumb! Chei!!! And these are the people we emulate? Hehehehehe

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  83. Unknown20 March 2014 at 10:43

    dumb folks

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  84. ♥ ȊƦȋƺȟ ƘƦȋϻ ♥20 March 2014 at 10:47

    Re u reallin mi?dese pple re realy funny...

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  85. Aby eldiva20 March 2014 at 10:48

    omg laffn my ass off so funny

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  86. Anonymous20 March 2014 at 11:33

    Not funny

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  87. Anonymous20 March 2014 at 11:36

    lol people are stupid

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  88. Anonymous20 March 2014 at 11:41

    One wonders at the level of illiteracy.

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  89. Fatimah20 March 2014 at 11:47

    loooool.

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  90. VIOLET20 March 2014 at 11:56

    Lols...Am smelling like a swiming pool,How does it smell bikonu?

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  91. Anonymous20 March 2014 at 12:00

    There re some dumb peeps in these world tho. Some awkward moments

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  92. Toyeen Alimi20 March 2014 at 12:22

     =)) < // >

    _\\_....Ɨƚɑ., Ɨƚɑ., Ɨƚɑ.,...#rollingonthefloor#

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  93. Unknown20 March 2014 at 12:35

    D one abouh d dad got me ROTFL...lol!+ m sure dese r nt nigerians dey r nt as dumb as dis...dese r nt d kinda mistakes we mk

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  94. Anonymous20 March 2014 at 12:37

    Linda abeg y do u go on pinterest and find things from d humour section n post them here.abeg if there is no news just leave it blank oh. haa

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  95. Anonymous20 March 2014 at 12:43

    I love how some people have a way with words and sarcasm. So funny. For those saying there's nothing funny or that they don't understand. I'm really sorry. It just means you're not as intelligent as you think you are. Don't just come here to fight and argue. Improve yourself!

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  96. AnnMarie20 March 2014 at 12:52

    The jokes are boring

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  97. Money makes you fuck lots of women without stress20 March 2014 at 13:23


    The truth is, these update fails were as funny as hell, maybe not up to the extent of rolling on the floor.



    Unapologetically, if you didn't find these amusing, then either you have seen them before or you lack the necessary literature skills to understand the fun in these.


    A play on words and a tale of twisting situations is always amusing.


    Enjoy!

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  98. Alexis20 March 2014 at 13:29

    Thank God I'm alone in the office, been laughing my head since I started reading this post and LIB readers comments are just cracking me up more.
    This type of post isn't meant for most Nigerians Linda, they just can't get it.
    Give them recycled jokes by Basket Mouth or AY and they will be happy.

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  99. Anonymous20 March 2014 at 14:10

    loooooollllllll.....Hypocratessss...hahahahaha yes na linda there are alot of Hypocrates here hahaha...and for those who said the jokes are funny, i bet thats the effect of watching too much naija movies, it has decreased your brain cells. so all you laugh at are unintelligent jokes. this is a classic to me men...

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  100. Anonymous20 March 2014 at 20:43

    And they brought civilization to Africa??

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  101. Anonymous20 March 2014 at 22:21

    @edDREAMZ..i tuale for you o. you sure say dem no go add you join these people? Ah Ahn!

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  102. Anonymous20 March 2014 at 22:47

    to all those peeps "who didn't see anything", keep doing the same thing you do every day. if you cant understand simple use of a figure of speech, what den can you speak as English language? its called Sarcasm, it can be found in the dictionary right after Porn. aha! you can also read up on it on Google!(am sure some won't understand this).

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  103. Anonymous20 March 2014 at 23:32

    To those posters that have not had the intellectual mindset to appreciate the hilarious comments inherent in these social media posts - your case is beyond redemption! Lol

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  104. Anonymous21 March 2014 at 00:38

    Just passing!

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  105. ZeeZee21 March 2014 at 01:08

    i believe these are jokes! NO one is that stupid!

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