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Saturday 15 March 2014

Check out this job application letter...lol

The hustle is real...hehe

193 comments:

  1. lol...Funnest letter ever!

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  2. Lol. O boy no bi small thing o!

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  3. Oº°˚˚˚°ÂºOMG !!! Hahahahaloloahaha. Omo joblessness no gud Oº°˚˚˚°ÂºO. T̶̲̥̅̊ђε̲̣̣̣̥ company no get choice,they must accept d application nii

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    1. How do I get the feeling that it was Linda that wrote this letter for blogging purposes.

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  4. Hahahaha...ikeji please i need a kiss from linda to stop laughing

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  5. this one na old stuff na

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  6. Dennis DaManOftheYear*15 March 2014 at 14:35

    I dey tell u...odikwa serious. .lol

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  7. Hehehehehehehe, Oga oo. Hmm, the hustle is real Linda.

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  8. This is way more than the struggle. This person is Evil!

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  9. Lmao... Whether hook or crook job must be offered to me..... So fucking hillarious....
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    ***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***

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  10. Lindiway, we need more of this.....
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    ***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***

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  11. lolz..... The applicant no wan gree o

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  12. Lolz funny #bright bravo#

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  13. Hahahah chineke mee! ogini bu ihe nkea?

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  14. Rotflmao!!
    This person needs d job badly!

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  15. haaaaaaaaaa! laugh want kill me.application indeed>ist drop #oti ye e!

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  16. Linda , this is not real.lol. nice one!

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  17. Really funny but Linda this is old naaa

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  18. LMFAO!! I work at HR and the kind of ish you see here be cray..

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    1. U be HR,abeg which language u take dey conduct your interviews cos it certainly can't be english....Emeka&sons companies

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  19. Lol seen d letter months back. Very funny

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  20. Wth? Wit Dat kind of written English... Nawaooo... My own application letter was flawless...

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    1. Onyx what are u applying for? House Boy? Idiot.

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    2. Onyx what are u applying for? House Boy? Idiot.

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    3. With that your big mouth...ode

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  21. Nawa this kind of employment letter is something,laugh about how can someone write thiS kind thing nawa oh!,the employer take note oh! U have to employ this person by fire by force.

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  22. Yawn!!!this joke/letter is as old as GSM in Nigeria.obviously you have no news.

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  23. Mtswwws #Stale

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  24. Lol" hustle is truly real... Can't stop laffing

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  25. Buhahs...lmfao...this is crazy! see note oo....the person bn srz business ooo....lool

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  26. Joke of life.

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  27. Haaahahahahah so hilarious!!!!na rili red-handed...

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  28. Courageous as hell if real

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  29. seen it before...funny though

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  30. Lmao! He even attached his death certificate. Hahahahahahahaha! O serious

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  31. Hmmmmmmmm! Na wa 4 dis person o

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  32. hahahahahah....respect the hussle

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  33. Hmmmmmmmm! Na wa 4 dis person o

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  34. Na so nah........no time to waste since the seat is vacant and their is job scarcity every.......

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  35. Linda call him for interview

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  36. Never really commented on dis blog but an avid reader...Ds one really got me cos its so hilarious and unimaginable. He should be investigated.....sensing a murder case....ROTFLMAO

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  37. lol....
    Olodo Oshi!
    The company should investigate and make sure he wasn't the one that killed their technical manager.

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  38. lol....
    Olodo Oshi!
    The company should investigate and make sure he wasn't the one that killed their technical manager.

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  39. Hahahahahahaha....... ROTFL.......LMAO........lol...........hahahahahahaha. #God bless d struggle, God bless GEJ ndGod bless NIGERIA ............hahahahahaha

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  40. hilarious... the dude make wild

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  41. One word- Sick. Anoda word- desperate. Dat job must be his oooo.

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  42. hilarious.. the dude make wild

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  43. hilarious.. the dude make wild

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  44. lwkmd ......this guy must get the job by fire by force

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  45. Wonders shall neva end..Lol

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  46. Funny enough, he wants to replace the deceased man. U can only replace someone from his current position which atm, death is the man's current position not in the post of a technical manager anymore.... OLODO YAMPUTU... He seeks death for the revival of the dead man. OLOSHI

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  47. Hehehe na wa oh! 9ja peepz lmao!

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  48. Naaaaa, this can be reall...who dash him death certificate
    Click
    Oluscot.blogspot.com

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  49. Ah ah, Linda naaaaaaa. Why naaa?
    TheOjukwu - Just Surprised!

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  50. oo linda wetin man no go hear ,he shd file a lawsuit if not given de job

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  51. Ommmmmmmmgoshhhhhhhhhhhwas dis letter written by a graduate or somewhat O'level applicant omg lwkmfd now infact I am dead now laughing so hard dis letter made my day wow lmao`°•.¸¸.•°` `°•.¸¸.•°` `°•.¸¸.•°``°``°•.¸¸.•° =D =D =D =D =D =D

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  52. Lol @ "I attended the burial"
    Hmmmmm dis unemployment is really bitin hrd

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  53. Nawa ohhhhh some pple dey vex

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  54. LOL.... This is so crazy. Wow. Like they say, Naija no dey carry last

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  55. LOL. This is so crazy. WOW...Cant stop laughing. Like they say, "Naija no dey carry last"

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  56. hmmmm, did u write n post it. *just asking

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  57. Hahahahehehehe

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  58. this one na real hussle

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  59. Immigration recruitment in abuja 7 feared dead

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  60. Lol wao dis is serious

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  61. ROTFL!!! Txs for making my saturday Linda.

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  62. Unemployment in this country is somthing else.linda give us update on d ongoin immigration exam. heard d crowd is somtin else and there are casualties already

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  63. Linda u sure say no b u write dat tin cos no right thinking man no matter d job frustration will write dis

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  64. hahhahahahha na wa oh

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  65. Lmao!!!unemployment wahala...haahahahaha,God help us in dis country o.

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  66. Dry, old joke,fake

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  67. LOL!!! This is serious wahala!!!! Loooooooool!!!

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  68. Hahahahahaha wagbayii padi mi...Emmyleo of malaysia

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  69. abeg dem must give dis person job oh!

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  70. abeg dem must give dis person job oh!

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  71. Lol....... Me no accept dis kind man for my company

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  72. Linda u re funny walai,but dat handwriting 2 fine 4 sum1 wit dat kind of brain.

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  73. haha came out from my mouth while reading the 1st 2lines......mehn!!! lol@caught u red handed......#SeunLondon

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  74. Hmmm,e no easy 2 get job

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  75. Hahahaha, I must get job by force

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  76. Hmmm,e no easy 2 get job

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  77. Hahaha. Can't knock the hustle. But damn, the applicant now included the death certificate too. Madddd ooo

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  78. Hahahahahah dis is so serious.

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  79. O M G....OMO SEE GOBE!

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  80. Hahahaha hahahaha lol! Smh


    Bella

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  81. U go fear fear very funny this can't be real.

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  82. Unemployment is d reason

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  83. One word ' desperation'

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  84. Very funny, seen it before though, its old, linda did u hear about d stampede today becos of d job application in d immigration ppl killed about 7ppl nd nd several other ppl were injured

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  85. Linda,haven't u heard of the stampeding at National stadium Abuja for the immigration test? I was there and an official who dosnt want his name mentioned said about six pple have been confirmed dead.I was nearly pushed down at the gate but God saved me.I would have send pics to u but I had low battery hence couldn't take pics. Immigration would want to cover up their messy arrangement and the death of these pple but we will not allow it.I eventually left without writing the exams bcos it was poorly coordinated;with crowd roaming about and not knowing what to do. When will things be done right in this country?

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  86. Stolen from Ice Prince's Instagram page!!!! Atleast, give him some credit..thief geh

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  87. You no get gist joor!this joke is old and stale abeg!

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  88. The c.v is on point and the job is guranteed

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  89. laugh don kill me here oooooopo

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  90. I swear to God, they will just offer him the job one hand.

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  91. Real hustle and so damn funny.

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  92. Linda,pls visit Baltimore,Maryland, me wanna see ma Linda...(Jokefad)

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  93. Naija peepz won't kill me ooooo. Wonders will neva seize to end in dis country. Anyways nice handwriting.1st to comment

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  94. Laugh don make me use my car go scratch Aunty Stella Oduah's BMW Car. :D :D

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  95. He don get that job. Gbam

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  96. Its an old shit linda!

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  97. Lmao....chei! dis person dey vex!

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  98. The company truly have no excuse not employing dis guy becos of his determination and him being a regula applyer (applicant) to d company. He did his research well. He is vewy funny though ::: MJJ:::

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  99. hahaha kai lindodo na wah o!this one na serious business o!

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  100. U neva see anything...in 2face voice

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  101. You are way too staleeeeeee ! Since when ?? Not even this year oo.

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  102. That isn't real! Just to put a story up there.

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  103. I don't find it funny, but stupid

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  104. Nice one linda. Its been a while I really Smiled. Were do u get dis stuffs amyway, xoxo
    Genie

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  105. This is a stale joke. Seen it on Nairaland since last 2 weeks.

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  106. This letter is a stale news Lindodo. Pls give us. Sth new. Plsssssssssssssssss

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  107. lol...caught RED HANDED indeed.

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  108. he simply wants d job; no strings attached

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  109. LOOL. Really real.

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  110. lol. this is serious

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  111. Lol very funny

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  112. hahahahahaha, linda u no go kill person hia oo. lwkm

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  113. Old joke... who took time out to write ds?? d person sef ehn

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  114. Lol...you must get d work by force!!!

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  115. hahahahahahah. linda take it easy oo. wia u get dis from...?

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  116. hahahahahaha, linda u no go kill person hia oo. lwkm

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  117. hahahaaa..>Serious biznes...Thanks for this Stella. I was in a very bad mood but this cheered me up. x

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  118. e nor go funny ooooo
    God abeg ooo,if dem nor give am diz job,hmmmmmm, person go wound!!!
    Lol

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  119. lol..... Vry funny, but Linda u sure say no b u write dis 1?

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  120. Linda so dis letter don reach here. U be real gbegborun. U dey try shaa

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  121. Hahahahaha!!!! As in...... No b small hustle. Hehehe

    #GIFTEDhands

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  122. WTF***, you see the product of our society what is taking after, may God help us all in this country oooo!

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  123. Laughter won Kill me o!

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  124. Oh lili nwannem,this news is stale now,where have u been hiding? Under the rock? Lol,love u still

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  125. Lol...boys r vexing.
    No time to wait

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  126. Looooooooooooooolz pls Linda no come break my ribs wit laughter o! Oh my God! Dis is way 2 funny to be true! Bt really hustling can make a man do anytin @ times o! It is well! May God help us in dis country o! Mayb d person wan become GEJ! Oops! Slip of tongue o

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  127. Lolz... Desperate situation calls for a desperate write up. Can't stop laughing.

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  128. Kels Crone Horbills15 March 2014 at 16:54

    WOWWWWWWWWWWWWW AM A CONSTANT READER - BUT DONT COMMENT, AM BASED IN INDIA , YOUR BLOG HAS BEEN MY MAJOR SOURCE OF LOCAL NEWS

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  129. Lol. No be small thing

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  130. Hopelessness leads to desperation!....
    I don't blame this broad jor...he probably had 2 many mouths to feed....

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  131. This is quite funny linda....

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  132. Lmao!!!!! The job must come by fire by force!

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  133. very fanning letter

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  134. Is this really true, well if it is, it's not so surprising considering the unemployment crave in the country currently.

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  135. Is this really true, well if it is, it's not so surprising considering the unemployment crave in the country currently.

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  136. Lmao!!dis is d funniest letter ve Eva seen!unbelievable rotfl..

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  137. Buahahahahahahaha.. Is this for real???..hehehe..

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  138. Please, I wish to see this person employed, and then be killed after a year!

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  139. Please, I wish to see this person employed, and then be killed after a year!

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  140. THIS IS AN OLD JOKE NA.

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  141. lmao......click my name for your shoe world

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  142. lol very cool

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  143. Linda, ur eyes can see. Anyway, nah di situation at hand.

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  144. this joke has been in existence since i was born

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  145. LOL! BY FIRE BY FORCE. I BOW O.

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  146. Yes naw na so we go de take de cache dem if u no attend de funeral dem go tell u say him never die or him de unconscious.

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  147. Very funny.he must hve bin waitin for so long


    FDJ

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  148. Mbok this dude is very funny manager weather u like it or not u must give him that job by force

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  149. Wow! Good one to ease the tension at this time of fuel scarcity.

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  150. MRS OHIO ERANKO16 March 2014 at 13:37

    THEN ,, YE SHALL GET THE JOB, AND YE SHALL DIE SOONER AS YOU GET THE JOB.

    SOMEONE ELSE WILL ATTEND YOUR FUNERAL , AND YE SHALL JOIN YOUR FORMER MANAGER IN THE PARADISE.

    AND YE SHALL BE GIVEN SEVENTY VIRGIN . AH HA HA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAH

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  151. Nawa for you o Linda. This letter has been online for close to a year now.

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  152. Lmao @his death certificate. Buhahaha **I'm in tears**

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  153. Lmao....this person must have really been monitoring the company's activities. Pls gv him the job o...
    The Wife Vs The Side Chic.....find out more on omalichaspeaks.blogspot.com

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  154. This joke is stale. And this is not the original letter. Just some jobbless mofo recycling someone else's joke. Next please

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