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Thursday 2 January 2014

Lol! Read actor Benjamin Joseph's funny New Year message

He shared this as a broadcast on his BB yesterday. No oshofree things this year. Hehe. Read below..
"Happy New Year folks, glad we all had a seamless crossover into the new year. It is new year, things take a turn for the better. Change is constant. We should all desire to grow and achieve as much as God desires for us. Please permit me to share this general announcement:
Please don't ask me to do things pro bono for you, or your organization/magazine/newspaper/etc, unless you fancy being let down, personally.
I have serious bills to pay, just like the rest of y'all, so if you want to hire my services, we can talk, but otherwise, don't even think about approaching me - the time for me to pump up my resume with the fleeting thrill of being a good samaritan is over unless you pay for it. I repeat over!
And nope- no friendship calls as far as business is concerned. Thanks, I have to draw the margin somewhere, and since this last yearly quarter seems to be the one where I've been asked the most for free expertise, let me reiterate once and for all: nothing in the world is free, my expertise being the least amongst them."
at 1/02/2014 10:45:00 am

123 comments:

  1. Unknown2 January 2014 at 10:47

    Hahahhahahaha reality dear

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    1. Alloy Chikezie2 January 2014 at 20:13

      Gbam! But Na true oooo! Nofin funny there o

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    2. Bravehart3 January 2014 at 07:46

      Ur resolution tight

      More enemies

      ****Brave****

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    3. MADEMOISELLE3 January 2014 at 14:18

      LMFAO no b small thing o,,that's the way forward. Resolution things .

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  2. Unknown2 January 2014 at 10:48

    Hahahahahhaahah reality check

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  3. BONARIO NNAGS2 January 2014 at 10:49

    Lindiway I can't find anything funny.

    ~BONARIO~says so via NOKIA3310

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    1. Unknown2 January 2014 at 14:40

      Huh? Bona? Unbelievable! I used to like ur sense of humor o

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    2. Fuck your opinion2 January 2014 at 16:34

      Man muust chop. I agree wt him.

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    3. Anonymous2 January 2014 at 18:10

      I agree with bona, nothing funny, BabA was being serious about his paper.

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  4. Anonymous2 January 2014 at 10:49

    Good,let them know.........bliss wilson

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  5. Unknown2 January 2014 at 10:49

    lmao.... 2014 z bout makin money !!!! no osho free tinx !

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    1. Anonymous2 January 2014 at 17:37

      Guy, do you want to be the next bonario? Get a life joor and stop commenting up and down.

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  6. Unknown2 January 2014 at 10:49

    Na so.com nothing is free this year.

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  7. tfrutti2 January 2014 at 10:50

    I admired dis dude a lot cus I felt he was hansome,not untill d day I saw him real life, mehn dude gat big head!!! Lol pardon me.

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  8. Cute G2 January 2014 at 10:50

    He knws who d msg is aimed @.Wats my biz?

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  9. dollyjossycakes2 January 2014 at 10:51

    Lol,men are nt smiling

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  10. Anonymous2 January 2014 at 10:52

    Well said...Notin is free!!! Even our salvation was paid for...Oro lo so

    #That happy sister!

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  11. Unknown2 January 2014 at 10:52

    Hmmm na wa o, he must have suffered in silence b4, gud resolution, no mixing of bizness wit friendship

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  12. love2 January 2014 at 10:53

    Lol very funny guy.

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  13. SCANDAL2 January 2014 at 10:53

    Bravo.

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  14. Anonymous2 January 2014 at 10:54

    Wow quite mean I must say but kind of a FACTO speech

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  15. Unknown2 January 2014 at 10:56

    Lol...abi na...man must survive...

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  16. ladygold2 January 2014 at 10:57

    Hmmm ok o

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  17. Violet2 January 2014 at 10:57

    Hmm!serz buis things

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  18. Nsibaba2 January 2014 at 10:57

    Soooo Funni

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  19. Anonymous2 January 2014 at 10:58

    True talk

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  20. Rough Diamond2 January 2014 at 10:59

    He is so right!
    No oshofree mehn!!!

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    1. Unknown2 January 2014 at 11:53

      LooooL.. This guy is sooo blunt.... He's right tho

      @Bobo_Edo

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  21. Anonymous2 January 2014 at 11:00

    Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew

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    1. Anonymous2 January 2014 at 12:15

      MtcheeeeeeeeeeeEwwww for u too..yinmu for u..yidi for u..u can do oshofree for evrybody u meet o...tongue out for u

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  22. Unknown2 January 2014 at 11:00

    Ω̴̩̩̩̥o more oshofree all in d name of friendship....

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  23. chincobee2 January 2014 at 11:01

    lmao no dulling this year...we all must make dat money

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  24. ujunwa2 January 2014 at 11:01

    Funny guy

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  25. Anonymous2 January 2014 at 11:01

    This is very wise, if he goes broke it's the same people who asked him for free services that will abuse him

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  26. Debbie Chelsea2 January 2014 at 11:03

    Lol....true talk Ben...

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  27. Anonymous2 January 2014 at 11:03

    The guy don talk as e dey am for mind o

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  28. Unknown2 January 2014 at 11:07

    D guy don tire 4 awoof.1st to comment

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  29. chubbytj2 January 2014 at 11:09

    LMAOOO... Joseph benjamin don vex oooo! But I see sense in wat he wrote. People have a way of taking advantage of others.

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  30. Anonymous2 January 2014 at 11:11

    Abi O°˚˚˚ nothing is free even in freetown.I feel ‎​Ʊ my bro.

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  31. Anonymous2 January 2014 at 11:13

    Lool I dey tell u even celebs sef dey observe no frnd in d junqle...

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  32. Anonymous2 January 2014 at 11:14

    Lool I dey tell u celebs sef dey observe no frnd in d junqle

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  33. Anonymous2 January 2014 at 11:14

    Ok wat services has he got 2 render?He is not as popular as he thinks he is so he shud calm down. Personally, dont knw him sef.

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    1. Anonymous2 January 2014 at 11:55

      Abeg shut up

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    2. Anonymous2 January 2014 at 12:11

      U dnt knw him cos uv not made enuf moni to do so

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    3. Anonymous2 January 2014 at 12:12

      He is very popular and handsome..so keep ur mouth shut..u really dnt av to knw him..as if he knws u too..mschewwww..

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    4. Anonymous2 January 2014 at 12:15

      He is very popular and handsome..so keep ur mouth shut..u really dnt av to knw him..as if he knws u too..mschewwww..

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    5. Unknown2 January 2014 at 14:55

      U nor get TV 4 ur house ni? U dunno him, he doesn't know u
      2 ge 4 #shikena

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  34. Anonymous2 January 2014 at 11:14

    I don't blame. As he said nothing in this world is free. Some people only remember you when they want something for free. He will do good for good cause.

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  35. Anonymous2 January 2014 at 11:17

    Linda u no get abeg dis is weak joor.samba

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  36. Pweetyuche2 January 2014 at 11:17

    Hahahahahaha,correct guy! No dulling! No free meal in Freetown o!

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  37. Estella2 January 2014 at 11:19

    sounds funny, but that is the SERIOUS business attitude to take this year!
    I have already activated my #BusinessOnlyMode. NO more freebies or helping anyone this year! I am sure my bank account wont mind. Shuo

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  38. Unknown2 January 2014 at 11:19

    Lol..he said his mind jare.notin goes 4 notin.

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  39. ♥ ȊƦȋƺȟ ƘƦȋϻ ♥2 January 2014 at 11:20

    Lol abi nw,yeye man

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  40. peacedebby@gmail.com2 January 2014 at 11:22

    Gbam,Ben let them know jare so that u can gather enuf n start giving back to d society

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  41. Africa barbiE2 January 2014 at 11:22

    Na d thing wey dey pain person pass, na thing d person go dey ttalk about all d time,

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  42. Mocherry2 January 2014 at 11:22

    Na wa oº°˚ ˚°Âºoo no be small thing. I guess ds guy has many gbese to settle ds year. Those pple dat are of d habit of begging ds celebs for favour and do not knw where to draw d curtain. Hope uv heardd. Mr Bengy don talk him own

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  43. Suzie gal2 January 2014 at 11:23

    I like his decision, he has set d records straight... I hop ppl get to understand... Hi Linda

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  44. Anonymous2 January 2014 at 11:24

    Na true talk,i dey feel u my broda new yr new resolutn.

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  45. Unknown2 January 2014 at 11:24

    Yeah, the dude speak his mind, don't see it as a joke. ⌣̊┈̥-̶̯͡»̶̥♡thanks ⌣̊┈̥-̶̯͡»̶̥ 

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  46. Anonymous2 January 2014 at 11:26

    Hehehe no be small tin. He sure has bills to pay. Sewzann

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  47. Anonymous2 January 2014 at 11:28

    Lmao!!painfully honest!!una nor want make the guy chop??haba!!

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  48. Walata2 January 2014 at 11:29

    Hahaha mtcheeeeeeew attention seeker joe go n sit dwn

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  49. SANDRA2 January 2014 at 11:30

    Whateverrrrr, Who caresssss??? Seriously its his cup of teaaaaa.

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  50. Unknown2 January 2014 at 11:33

    HehEhee

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  51. Apple2 January 2014 at 11:34

    I agree with him we all have bills to pay .

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  52. BONKY GEE2 January 2014 at 11:34

    G̶̲̥̅Æ ̴̴̴̴͡.̮Æ ̴̴̴͡D̶̲̥̅ for. Him

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  53. Unknown2 January 2014 at 11:34

    Bruh na fight? See federal warning o.

    ~~Success Has No Limitation~~

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  54. Anonymous2 January 2014 at 11:34

    NOT FUNNY.

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  55. Anonymous2 January 2014 at 11:34

    @ Linda, everything about Joseph Benjamin I love!
    This message got me rolling on the floor!
    Abeg telam say "the best things in life they have said is free!"
    JB, I am in support of Ur cause only if U will marry me;-)...

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  56. Unknown2 January 2014 at 11:34

    lwkm...d guy dry vex

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  57. Anonymous2 January 2014 at 11:34

    Para mood. Lmaoo

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  58. Unknown2 January 2014 at 11:35

    lwkm...d guy dey vex

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  59. Bonita Bislam2 January 2014 at 11:36

    Gbam! He spoke d truth as it is

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  60. Unknown2 January 2014 at 11:38

    Yes oooo!!! No OSHO free things this year #supported#

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  61. Unknown2 January 2014 at 11:40

    Lol

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  62. BRIGHTINO2 January 2014 at 11:41

    I agree. Nothing personal , just personal. He has to pay his bills. Even linda pays those who comment on her blog

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  63. Anonymous2 January 2014 at 11:41

    OMG My crush don vex...But serzly pple shd be able to foot deir bills, nuffin is free even in Freetown

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  64. BRIGHTINO2 January 2014 at 11:41

    I agree. Nothing personal , just business. He has to pay his bills. Even linda pays those who comment on her blog

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  65. Unknown2 January 2014 at 11:41

    tel dem jor... C dia heads lyk osho free

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  66. Anonymous2 January 2014 at 11:42

    funny

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  67. PurelyP2 January 2014 at 11:44

    Hmmmm! Did he just wake up? Cute resolution!

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  68. Unknown2 January 2014 at 11:45

    His bin frank,no time to waste this year.

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  69. Anonymous2 January 2014 at 11:53

    Hehe sounds strict but he's making good sense.

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  70. Anonymous2 January 2014 at 11:57

    Hehehehehehehe..rev chris okotie said love without money is bullshit..bliv

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  71. Unknown2 January 2014 at 11:58

    Lol,but serious I can't even begin to calculate d huge amount of money I've lost all in d name of friendship/pro bono

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  72. Blabbermouth2 January 2014 at 11:59

    Lool, National Warning Of Life

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  73. Anonymous2 January 2014 at 12:02

    People too like free tinz, dey collect your RABA guy.

    -Blunt Ibo boy-

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  74. Anonymous2 January 2014 at 12:09

    Yes o oshofree pple stay clear

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  75. Anonymous2 January 2014 at 12:15

    Na wa oooo

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  76. Unknown2 January 2014 at 12:18

    The guy is running low on money, so guys out there should pay 4 his services. Haha! Nigerians 2 like free things sha!

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  77. Anonymous2 January 2014 at 12:18

    He has responsibilities so I agree with him!
    @UA

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  78. Hrm paul ojeih2 January 2014 at 12:21

    @Benjamin no be ur fault for ur mind you be big boy shey but remember humility pays if man lets u down God lets u up blessed is the hand that give more than the hand that receive that gift way u think say u get odas get am pass u ooooo
    may u dis new year find a way to balance it all equally

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  79. ladyp2 January 2014 at 12:25

    So On Point!

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  80. Unknown2 January 2014 at 12:28

    100% rit. No free thing this 2014. Shine ur eye.

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  81. Unknown2 January 2014 at 12:29

    True!!all this oshofree people...friends and the likes...una don hear....no more...*smiles*

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  82. Anonymous2 January 2014 at 12:37

    Fake guy. He can refuse without announcing himself. This one go stingy well well.

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  83. bravest hrt2 January 2014 at 12:42

    Sharp guyz

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  84. Anonymous2 January 2014 at 12:43

    I hear u Mario Lopez! Idiot! Wondering what u cld have said if u were one of the popular actors! My friend find a subtle way of conveying ur msgs bcos these same pple made u whatever u think u are!

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  85. Anonymous2 January 2014 at 12:44

    I knw dis feeling, he's broke and angry, he's analysed all his efforts n realised he wudda made decent money had it not been for the freebies. Yesterday I went for a party n realised my mates were drivin gud cars, me I came wit taxi, ive bn workin for over 5yrs o, I looked back n realised I didn't manage my skilln resources well.

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  86. Anonymous2 January 2014 at 12:54

    he's got alimony and child support to pay

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  87. REXOVIC2 January 2014 at 13:09

    TRUE TALK BROS......

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  88. yusuf2 January 2014 at 13:18

    He is not funny but being precise and determined. As the wise-saying says, business progress when friends and relatives pay for their services

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  89. zeeplus2 January 2014 at 13:18

    So who is asking you to do anytin for free?

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  90. Ann Marie2 January 2014 at 13:29

    Lol. the guy don vex

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  91. Unknown2 January 2014 at 13:47

    LOL. See his face. Santa Faux

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  92. Anonymous2 January 2014 at 14:34

    This is very wise, if he goes broke it's the same people who asked him for free services that will abuse him.

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  93. ary2 January 2014 at 15:48

    See vexation.

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  94. ary2 January 2014 at 15:49

    See vexation!

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  95. RAI2 January 2014 at 15:57

    lol. Eeya, butti nigerian try an d pay him for his services naw!

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  96. Anonymous2 January 2014 at 16:40

    He is saying the truth..if he does everything for free..how would he pay bills??

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  97. Unknown2 January 2014 at 16:49

    This isn't funny at all.... True talk but kinda rude! He shuld have said that in a polite manner!

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  98. Anonymous2 January 2014 at 17:26

    nice 1 bro.

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  99. Emmanuel Ayeni2 January 2014 at 18:02

    That' being real. The truth could be ridiculously bitter at times... :)

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  100. Unknown2 January 2014 at 18:29

    Lmaoo...true talk, no more oshofi.

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  101. Anonymous2 January 2014 at 18:41

    I'm with you my guy. Na you nor go eat? The more they are told by others about your free services and how good you are because of that, the more others will come for free services.

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  102. Anonymous2 January 2014 at 18:54

    Aaaah linda so each comment i post for ur blogg now is money for me Lol:

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  103. Unknown2 January 2014 at 20:38

    Dat is bussiness 4u my dear

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  104. Anonymous2 January 2014 at 20:51

    Its gonna be a strictly business year!

    Harnikky

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  105. Anonymous2 January 2014 at 21:11

    True tak

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  106. Anonymous3 January 2014 at 05:46

    No make sense abeg

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  107. Unknown3 January 2014 at 21:40

    That's the spirit my brother! 'Lol' Its your right to get paid.

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