The journey from the village was very hectic, as I had to travel a dusty road to Owerri before catching the small plane that was made available by the airline. I was famished (not for the snack on board), and needed to just soak myself in bubble bath.
As soon as I got home from the airport, I rushed into the shower so I could quickly settle to the sumptuous meal quietly waiting for me downstairs at the dining.
I felt relieved with the shower, leaving water streaks on my body and in my birthday suit, I made for my walk-in closet which is right across my open plain bath area.
Midway, a man stands tall looking
right into my eyes.
Ahh, what is this, who are you?
This Male bears a lot of
semblance with me, physically and as I will conclude hereafter,
psychologically, socially, materially, even spiritually.
How I connect with this being is
a spiritual thing! We have a lot in common, too much!
He's sometimes mischievous, just
like me, fascinated by magic and hocus-pocus; dogged, stubborn, tenacious and
what have you.
Vulnerable in many ways, but he
has found grand ways of covering his own back, since not many people will do
that for you these days.
I see a lot of me in him.
He gets his hand in almost any
and every pie, many times burning not only his fingers; but one thing is, he
stands by his actions and intents any day. What he believes in, he resides in.
He identifies a good cause and, off he goes; even when others in the same cause
begin to drag.
He's a stickler for order and
decency, a very organized soul, passionate with whatever he agrees to put his
weight behind.
A lot of times, close associates,
even family members wonder why he be-labors himself with matters that don't
concern him directly, after all, the ‘baddest’ cabals and cartels fear him, no
one would dare dare him.
If he believes in you, he can
love you forever, stay by you through thick and thin.
A lover of life and living, too
meticulous about health and cleanliness; yet he stoops even in the lowest of
dungeons to pull up wasting souls wallowing in murky, dirty waters.
Though he has fears, of varying
dimensions, he's never afraid to confront them, never afraid to tackle, to
dribble, even when he stumbles!
He's the only one who knows how
fast his heart beats when he confronts a new challenge or venture, but then, he
has mastered the art of dealing with stage fright or shyness that it's so difficult
for even his closest skin to believe he can be afraid or shy, in very trying
circumstances.
I often tell him he's a Master at
his game...very daring!
This dude is not one you may
refer to as possessing a handsome face, but he's certainly a Hot Bod (body),
spending hours in the gym to ensure that no part is rickety, while donning a
skin so smooth and velvety like that of a newborn.
This body is to die for!
He says it himself; he is so
vain; dedicating ample time to taking care of his external, so that the true
internal is not misrepresented.
I thought I was so hungry and
couldn't wait to finish my shower but here I am, standing in front of this man,
in the nude, by now the water on me is all dried up, standing in front of this
enigma, staring each other in the face!
I realize, I don't just bear a
semblance with this Dude, I'm actually he and he is me.
In front of my gigantic antic
mirror that stands tall on the wall between my bathroom and my walk-in closet,
I stopped to look at the guy in the mirror.
Lost in thought, standing in
front of me. I see Me!
Charly Boy.... We don see u hun...
ReplyDeleteA gifted writer that hasn't been recognised
ReplyDelete....And jst as I rmbr LIB,d ode bgan 2tek shape in ma mind...nice write up Charlie.
ReplyDeleteCharlie boy..view southward...wt did u see? lolz.
DeleteNice write up..
Briliant write up.not bad atall
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DeleteNice article there
ReplyDeleteHmmm...the many sides of charly boy...sometyms u fnk he's dis very bad guy and some oda tyms he's like dis cool guy. Well the main point is we should stop judging ppl dts all.meet ppl first b4 u conclude..nice write ups dow..sound poetical!
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ReplyDeleteGood to know! Sometimes when I look @ myself in d mirror I love wat I see!
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ReplyDeleteHehehe. The real u standing there n reflecting d crazy u.
ReplyDeleteSome goons wont read dis now, they will come here n start yarning dust! Make una give una sef brain Abeg?
ReplyDeleteWouldve preferred somnambulism.anyways great epistle
ReplyDeleteHe writes well no doubt!
DeleteHmmmm***
ReplyDeleteNice write up.. With a deep touch of creativity
ReplyDeletedis man has an intriguing and intelligent mind...just it came with alot of crazy
ReplyDeleteWow!nice one charly
ReplyDeleteQualities you ascribe to yourself is not that which I see in you. You lack all those qualities. Nice writeup.
ReplyDelete#Mtscheeew,,,I guessed it'll be his reflection,,,,SMH
ReplyDeleteHmmm lol,u try,but I don't like u,YOU ARE GAY!
ReplyDelete#didi
Unserious man
ReplyDeleteam i first?
ReplyDelete#yawns# starting to think you, linda and this charly guy are actually shagging yourselves... Cuz I still don't get why you kip posting his "boring" write ups every time. Already knew where he was heading even before I started... #yawns again#
ReplyDeleteU stupıd cunt!
DeletePlease go hang ur pathetıc self N dont condemn d awesome pıece!
Dan'Iska!
Hope, are you of a female gender? If so, you should be leary of calling another woman a cunt. If you don't know the meaning, don't use it recklessly, this could get you punched in the face. Why do Nigerians copy the worst of others' culture. A woman calling another woman a cunt, are you crazy?
DeleteNonsense yhu!..
Deletewat has cunt gotta do wıt beıng femınıne or masculıne?.ıts obvıous yhu got d wrong meanıng of ıt!.check ur dıco b4 yhu correct mıı!
He jst dey hype himself
ReplyDelete#Weird guy
ReplyDeleteMtcheeeeew I don't like his doing
ReplyDelete#Weird guy
ReplyDeleteMtcheeeeew I don't like his doing
ReplyDeletevery nice write up
ReplyDeleteMtcheeeeew I don't like his doing
ReplyDeleteMtcheeeeew I don't like his doing
ReplyDeleteYou dont lıke hıs doıng?,You can aswell hate your makıng!
DeleteCretın!.Ofcos crıtıcs z allowed,But there r better ways of doıng ıt n not condemnıng such lıterary tour de force..
Mtcheeeeew I don't like his doing
ReplyDeleteWe have heard u naaa!!
DeleteI don't like his doing! I don't like his doing! I don't like his doing! Hian!!
Do u think he gives a rat ass what u like? He has made it for himeslf? Pls think abt ur own life!
hmmmmnnnnnnn i fit marry charly boy Damn....the man have a way wit words...ok jus kidding i cnt marry him#okbye
ReplyDeleteLol. charly boy. I like your Ego.
ReplyDelete"Bbmraisedeyebrow" @ a body to die for. Ibiakwa.
Hahahaha Mirror on d wall, here we are again *bruno mars' voice* i see nobody else, i see masef *wayne's voice*!Dis man sure knows how 2 write! I lyk his confidence too!
ReplyDelete#doctorbobby
Hıghly poetıc!.
ReplyDeleteGood Lord!,ı could read over n over agaın.. After readıng twıce,all dat came 2 my mınd was ' hav u seen d man ın dah mırror'?
I need 2 fınd mıı!
Awesome pıece!
Waoooo...... Two things came to my head frm d strt, one his talking to d man in d mirror ( and I was right) 2ndly I thaught 4 a yl he ment his dick *covers face! I see dis man bein celebrated like mandela here in Africa.......
ReplyDeleteThis man is so eloquent and articulate for all his erratic behaviours....People should start taking a que from Nigerians who are brilliant and true to their crafts and not mediocres and psychophants
ReplyDeleteLike ama read that
ReplyDeleteBalderdash!Akuko Mike Ejeagha...Charly,we all need salvation ooooo.
ReplyDeleteummmm,okkk,cant fathom his point....*ONYXGODWIN *
ReplyDeleteCome Linda, dis isn't funny anymore, a lot of pple have become beggers in dis ur blog simply cos u promised some money, see dat u do stin abt it cos it is becoming a lot more embarrassing. Give does u wnt to give and make it open to every1 so dat dey knw nd rest. I beg u
ReplyDelete#Wow awesome#
ReplyDeleteKudos to you charly
About your giving out money.. instead of giving 10 people 100k, why not give 20k to 50people.. that way more people will appreciate you
ReplyDeleteWat r we suppose 2 do wit dis piece Linda ??? who's dying 4 his body??? .........I'm sure his wife!
ReplyDeleteBeautifully written. I love it.
ReplyDeleteI would have been better ti add a bit of a twist to it, considering that I could tell he was talking about himself from just the second paragraph. What was so great about the soliloquy is that it draws you to want to read further in hopes that a twist will emerge only to be reassured of what you already know. Its captivating, well written, self grandiose with such calm aplomb. I want to say I hate it for the finish, but the fact is, it is beautiful.
At dis age his still answering charly boy!
ReplyDeleteWooooow!
ReplyDeleteDis is cool
Fred!
About your giving out money.. instead of giving 10 people 100k, why not give 50 people 20k.. just a suggestion...
ReplyDeleteMaryam, typical nigerian, always quick to give unsolicited advices. Why don't you take your money and split it the way you want it. Yhe linda girl has decided how she wants to split her money, why don't you shut tge fuck up about it. Let the bitch split the mobey how she sees fit and if you've got a better idea, go fucking do the same. Make the money go around mother fucker. What the fucking deuce with unsolicited ideas? Why the fk do Nigerians do that shit? It just irks me to the ladt mehn. Leave linda alone. When you have your money, please share it as you please, I promise you, no one will care.
DeleteHow any man proudly blows his trumpet beats me!
ReplyDeleteNice 1 even though I don't really like ur person
ReplyDeleteWhat's that?
ReplyDeleteWhat's that?
ReplyDeleteNicely done Uncle Charly. Not a lot of people look in the mirror and are comfortable with the image before them. Most people always look for something that needs to be fixed. Until we begin to accept ourselves - the good, bad, and ugly - we cannot harness the full potential behind self confidence and self actualization.
ReplyDeleteHowever, the mirror could be deceiving. If you have one of those mirrors that magnify and reduce the actual size.
Bottom line is, keep it real with yourself!
mtcheeeeeew! Linda whats this please?
ReplyDeleteNice narrative...
ReplyDeleteHehehe, I lyk dat. Infact, I luv it. MAN. Stamp
ReplyDeleteDamn! What an article? Milions can be reach by anymeans be it music or drama but u oncce again flaunted your essay writing prowess. Old boy, I might not be an advocate of your lifestyle but whenit comes to this, you got my back
ReplyDeleteSelf obsession #yawns
ReplyDeleteGood one..makin me sing man in the mirror by michael jackson..
ReplyDeleteActually thought he was refering or wud refer to sumone els but Alas! It was himself.nice writup/articule @least dis one contains suspence 2. Nix one charle....miss Gold
ReplyDeleteWow!...this guy is tooooo constructive and talented!!!...people will kom and yarn rubbish...writing is not easy...fabricating words aint easy...peotry aint easy!!!
ReplyDeleteHiaaaaan! What is dis???? Very long jooor! Eheee u saw its u and? What's d long story 4? Abeg eye de pain me joor!
ReplyDeleteCharly ana ako shit.....all join hehe!
ReplyDeleteCharly boy sharaaaaaaaaap!!!!!!!!!!! Why dnt u go write novels???? Wasting talent...
ReplyDeleteBoy charly, is this a sign of old age or madness in view?
ReplyDeleteWhile there is no depth to this, than an almost failing attempt at artistic articulation, it is all-so-vain nonetheless and boring.
ReplyDeleteFirst to comment
ReplyDeleteHmmmm!
ReplyDeleteMuch Ado about nothing,
Mitchwwwwww I hate dis man
ReplyDeleteBreathtaking write up....kudos to charly ma boy
ReplyDelete*comrade madiba say so*
We cee u too bross.. First to comment
ReplyDeleteReally interesting soliloquy,BTW,did the ban on okada in lagos affect d old boy,he's bin outta d spotlight 4 a while.
ReplyDeleteNice one. U re damn ryt, hot body but hmmm!!!!!! Face.
ReplyDeleteJust like Legendary chinua achebe...he's good not minding his awkward behaviours.
ReplyDeleteCooooooool
ReplyDeleteNice article....no one knws u beta dn ursef.
ReplyDeleteNice write up
ReplyDeleteLol,nice piece.Makes u curious who d "dude"is.........Linda,post my cmment o,ehn ehn
ReplyDeleteNice write up frm charlie..feeling it.
ReplyDeleteNawaooo lillin Wetin dis 1 come mean again? Bikko dis 1 na news??? Jooooooh ...
ReplyDeleteBefore nko na ur ghost u go see?,na so craze dey start ni?,nyc write up tho'
ReplyDeleteYeah right all dis na 4 ur mind
ReplyDeleteI like Charlie boy. He is very intelligent. He is not your average foolish black man is self centred.
ReplyDeleteWe need to stop judging books by their cover in Africa.
Let's open our hears to listen and our hearts and head to understand.
Materialism is killing us.
The level of hate and wickedness is on a new level.
Im so scared for Nigeria, our youths judge themselves based on material things
Noted!
ReplyDeleteThis is lovely.....me like.Linda,how art thou?
ReplyDeleteShey him wan dey write articles ni
ReplyDeleteOga chally, m bored... (Jokefad)
ReplyDeleteAn article of self!
ReplyDeleteSuspense filled! Knew right from the start he was talking about himself.
A good writer he is though.... But hungry never really catch am. Lol
nice one
ReplyDeleteArea fada.....we hav seen u...
ReplyDeleteImpressive...
ReplyDeleteDats actually a nice composition... Just wondering if he wrote it with his klothes off like in d piks... I knw charly is deep so am nt really surprised dat he was able to write dis well
ReplyDeleteCharly boy and his writings.........
ReplyDeleteNext pls
ReplyDeleteThat is what I call consciousness! " The Looking Glass Mirror ".
ReplyDeleteHiaan okwanu ka ara si ebido( na so madness take de start be dis oh) wey dat chain!!!!!
ReplyDeleteThough he could be some what annonying, this guy is a good writer.# Roselle
ReplyDeleteNice piece by Charly boy...He has impeccable writing skills...Brilliant old man I must say!
ReplyDeleteThis man is a narcissist.
ReplyDeleteLinda,wetin I do u? I always comment, but you don't like posting my comment..mtcheeww
ReplyDeleteCharlie boy, Linda's BFF
ReplyDeleteCant read this abeg, sipping my moet
ReplyDeletecharlie boy and his weird ways...
ReplyDeleteNo comment.
ReplyDeleteinteresting! creativity in writing
ReplyDeleteLol! *clappin ma hands* dis is sure a vry gud story...love eet...it wasn't boring anyway so I read it to d last word
ReplyDeleteimpressive, a way to get your audience attention.. Linda biko i need that money to validate my admission. Am still hanging on a thread of hope. 0137589785 gtbank. Amen
ReplyDeleteThats an interesting one from charlie.. Extremely stunning
ReplyDeleteAgbaayaa!!!
ReplyDeleteWel, nice. I guess evryone shld av a soliloquy once in awhile. It help u unstd wo u really are...
ReplyDeleteGood to know! Sometimes when I look @ myself in d mirror I love wat I see!
ReplyDeleteArea father! God bless your wisdom:.
ReplyDeleteI must give it to d area father, Ħ̀ε̅ Ȋ̝̊̅§ a great writer. Dis write up about himself Ȋ̝̊̅§ great.
ReplyDeletei dont like him so much,but sure all his stuffs u ve posted made real sense..i just love readin them
ReplyDeletePoetic. I like. IAI
ReplyDeleteNarrative essay. Thank u charles
ReplyDeleteAlright oooo,
ReplyDeleteSo inspiring.I like it.
ReplyDeleteEgomanaic
ReplyDeleteDis man irritates M̶̲̅ε̲̣̣!
ReplyDeleteWow! Nyc one there... Very creative
ReplyDeleteDis man irritates me
ReplyDeleteDis man irritates M̶̲̅ε̲̣̣!
ReplyDeleteHmm, Lin Lin, is DEDE Charley also a Harikrishna?
ReplyDeleteWow, nice...
ReplyDeleteREALLY ILLUMINATING
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Charlie ma.n oo not boy. Cool.
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ReplyDeleteHe is a good writer....so y is he always naked?
ReplyDeleteHe shld put more time into writing n he will b a good poet or author
This is a poetic write-up daring nd fanscinating.it's an esoteric whisper so it takes d wise ones to give a beta understanding to it dan d surface meaning
ReplyDeleteChArLiE uR sHit iSn'T baDOo...I tiNk u CaN wrItE anD sElL uR aRtiCLEs,ItS mAkeS sEnSe sHaaa.NiCe 1 aGaIn cHarLiE.DaJaX
ReplyDeleteCharley boy id s good writer any day, any time I appreciate his write up Sandra says so.
ReplyDeletelindodo i really dont get ur deal with this dude
ReplyDeleteintresting
ReplyDeleteDude should start writing books. Each time I read his piece, I experience poetic excellence, textual perfection, and story told only by a veteran writer. Charly Boy should write.
ReplyDeleteThe title of that article explains his life. His life depends on the title of the article "SOLILOQUIES".
ReplyDeletehe is sure a good writer. i have this talent too. i love to read good write ups. big ups Charly Boy.
ReplyDeleteBEAUTIFUL ARTICLE DEEP FROM WITHIN, WHERE WERE U WHEN CHIMUAMANDA ADICHE WAS TAKING THE CENTRE STAGE? MOVE OVER CHIMUAMANDA, THE NEW WRITER KING IS HERE!!! NICE ONE BRO
ReplyDeleteIf this isn't guy...I don't know what is anymore.
ReplyDeleteIf this isn't gay*...I don't know what is anymore.
ReplyDeleteHe writes well, Egoistic no doubt, but He sure is confident in himself and you cant take that from him
ReplyDeleteCharlie Boy is really a creative writer. I like him, He is a real man. An astute kind of dude. Shok
ReplyDeleteU try....
ReplyDeleteThis guy is so vain!!!
ReplyDeleteA stickler for order and decency? Really, posing semi nude, a guy of your age. Contradiction.com. I can see why some will be blown away by this self gratifying piece off*^%#. . Linda next this is shallow!
ReplyDeleteThis is a true example of an man who can't keep it to himself but has to infect others with it...as for the Picture....no words man!!!???!!!
ReplyDelete