Monday: We are back from honeymoon and settled in our new home. It's fun to
cook for Chuka . Today I made moin moin and the recipe said, 'Beat 12 eggs
separately '. Well, I didn't have enough bowls to do that, so I had to
borrow 12 bowls to beat the eggs in. D moin moin turned out fine though.
Tuesday: We wanted a fruit salad for supper. The recipe said, 'Serve
without dressing'. So I didn't dress. But Chuka happened to bring a friend
home for supper that night. They both looked so startled when I served
them. I think it was the salad.
See more after the cut...
Wednesday: I decided to serve rice and
found a recipe, which said, 'Wash thoroughly before steaming d rice'. So
I heated some water and took a bath before steaming the rice. Sounded kind of
silly in the middle of the day. I can't say it improved d rice anyhow.
Thursday: Today Chuka asked for salad again. I tried a new recipe. It said,
prepare ingredients, and then toss on a bed of lettuce one hour before
serving.' I hunted all over the place for a
garden with a bed of lettuce and when I got one, I tossed my salad into the
bed of lettuce and stood over there forover one hour so the dog would not take
it. CHUKA came over and asked if I felt all right. I wonder why? He must
be stressed at work; I'll try and be supportive.
Friday: Today I
found an easy recipe for cookies. It said, 'Put all ingredients in a
bowl and beat it'. Beat it I did, to my mother's place. There must have been something wrong with the recipe, becausewhen I came back home again; it looked the
same as when I left it.
Saturday: Chuka went shoppin today and
brought home a chicken. He asked me to dress it for Sunday. I'm sure I don't
know how hens dress for Sunday. I never noticed back on the farm, but I
found an old doll dress and its little cute shoes. I thought the hen looked
really cute. When Chuka saw it, he started counting to ten. Either he was
really stressed because of his work, or he wanted the chicken to dance.
When I asked him what was wrong he started crying and shouting out 'Why
me? Why me?'
Had a good laugh! Especially loved the part where she "dressed" the chicken in doll dress and cute little doll shoes. LMAO indeed. Wonder who wrote it? Linda you should have included the credit for the piece. Hope we'll get more updates about the new iyawo's escapades.
=))º°˚˚˚°ºнaĦaнaº°˚˚˚°º=)). Laughter has finished me ooooo. Wat a wife. Chuka is in 4 it 4 d rest of his life if he believes in 'for better, for worse principle'
hahahahaha...... Chuka don hear am o. Well sinc dey are bak frm honeymoon it means she's ok at **downtown** atlst he can b consoled wit dat at 9t afta eatn rubish as fud. Lollll
It's a very funny piece but i got bored towards the end... Being plan stupid doesn't make a long story worth the read, a short, stupid and naive story will have us askin for more!!!!
Not funny jor. Just plain dumb. Nd d guy dat sed she is a yoruba girl is as dumb as fuck. Its just a stupid joke nd u must b a loony wretch dat cldnt get any girl 2 like u.
She really did try...poor poor husband! On a more serious note ppl, this is a joke and should be taken as one. No point getting your knickers in a twist and becoming abusive. But u sef Linda, you shouldn't be posting all these abusvie comments this year....make that your rules and regulations for the year.
a big YAWN............
ReplyDeleteYou actually need common sense before you can have a sense of humour. Sorry
DeleteHahaha! I love what she did with the chicken.
ReplyDeleteOnakachi.blogspot.com
Too funny, what a wife, the husband is in trouble.
ReplyDeleteLololol too hilarious,who wrote this?would luv2read more!
ReplyDeleteHahaha...your mother's house is yours
ReplyDeleteMy tummyyyyyyy...
ReplyDeleteDs z way hilarious
Buhahahahahahahahaha
Linda wont kee us lmao
ReplyDeleteDis is d funniest shyt ever!!!! Hahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaahahahhahahhahahhahahahahha!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteMama nids u home b dt.....lol
DeleteLinda wont kee us. lmao
ReplyDeleteVery funny
ReplyDeleteLmfaooooo...dumb wife
ReplyDeleteO.M.Gosh!!! Can't stop laughin here. Linda pls dnt lemme laugh n kiss shoe shinner ooooo.
ReplyDelete1ndaful!!!
Not funny jare
ReplyDeleteHilarious.... OMG!! Lmao
ReplyDeleteLMAO!!! For all those who can't cook! Chuka pele.
ReplyDeleteHehehehehhehe...OMG!!.. Wic part of d bush is she frm Plz.. Lol
ReplyDeleteLmao. She for tie gele for the chicken too nah! Yeye wife. Lol.
ReplyDeleteHahahaha
ReplyDeleteShe followed the instructions to the letter. Y was her husband sobbing???
ReplyDeleteHa! Okay o
ReplyDelete#Boring!!! #Yawning...
ReplyDeleteIdiot!!! Write your own lets see.
DeleteLOL! I don't expect pple like you to actually relate...
DeleteBeautiful
ReplyDeleteHahahahahaha..... Linda u no go kill person o...I Don laff sotay my bf dey check my pulse to make sure say I still normal.
ReplyDeleteHahahaha....pulse dey change wit crase?...lool
DeleteLwfkmd
ReplyDeleteToo Too funny. Tears are just streaming out of my eays
ReplyDeleteI certainly feel for this guy!!!
ReplyDeleteToo Too funny. Tears are just streaming out of my eyes
ReplyDeleteLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!! Hilarity! Only a few will get this, I'm sure...only a few.
ReplyDeleteLOL
ReplyDeleteYawn
ReplyDeleteDah!!!!!!!!!! like soooooo un Nigerian...pls get jokes that tend to soothe the cultural pallete!
ReplyDeleteLMAO
ReplyDeleteLol.....thank you Linda
ReplyDeleteThis is the dumbest wife ever
ReplyDeleteLMFAO! Some mothers do have 'em!!!
ReplyDeleteLolzzz big tym.
ReplyDeleteVery funny....laughing here.
ReplyDeleteWhovever authored this piece is sure a bright one.
OMG this is so funny am so sure shes a wife brought from the village buh atleast they had honeymoon so he enjoyed before sufferING.....LOL LWKMD
ReplyDeleteFunny ishh
ReplyDeleteoh my gosh! Some women are like dis o. Linda i hope u can cook beta dan dis bride
ReplyDeleteHahahahaha.#DEAD#
ReplyDeleteoh my gosh! Some women are like dis o. Linda i hope u can cook beta dan dis bride
ReplyDeleteoh my gosh! Some women are like dis o. Linda i hope u can cook beta dan dis bride
ReplyDeleteThis is A typical yoruba girl ... They are not intelligent and always dirty...gosh!!!
ReplyDeleteAnofia!Ewu!
DeleteChai! I weep for pple wey get you
DeleteAnu mpam! Wetin bring yoruba into this gist now? Akpa amu like u!
DeleteHad a good laugh! Especially loved the part where she "dressed" the chicken in doll dress and cute little doll shoes. LMAO indeed. Wonder who wrote it? Linda you should have included the credit for the piece. Hope we'll get more updates about the new iyawo's escapades.
ReplyDeleteThis is a stolen article,nice one Lind,if u like don't post my comment! U sha stole it
ReplyDeleteFor real.
ReplyDeleteChuka aba nye go one chance
ReplyDeleteChuka aba nye go one chance
ReplyDelete=))º°˚˚˚°ºнaĦaнaº°˚˚˚°º=)). Laughter has finished me ooooo. Wat a wife. Chuka is in 4 it 4 d rest of his life if he believes in 'for better, for worse principle'
ReplyDeleteHa! lollll so hilarious!
ReplyDeleteLol.
ReplyDeleteUseless Iyawo. Chuka go soon kill person
Funniest piece i've read in a while. enjoyed every bit of still. still laughing.
ReplyDeleteNna men, Chuka don marry wife oh!
ReplyDeleteHehehehe, Lindiwe, this is hilarious, pls keep it rolling, some may take a hint or beat it........hahahaha!!!
ReplyDeleteThis chick is a BOLO.....LMAO, hehe..first to comment
ReplyDeleteYawns
ReplyDeleteI'm sure you would post this one cos you don't post comments that criticize you.
Anyway its your blog.
omo ale lol
ReplyDeleteBuhahahah lindus biko...Lmsao
ReplyDeleteVery funny... All dos crazy cook books that makes cooking harder dan it ordinarily is... Big big grammar wey u neva hear b4... Tscheeeew
ReplyDeleteI m crackingmy ribs wt laughter. So funny.First to comment..*dancing*
ReplyDeleteHahahahaha really funny piece lwkmd,ugo.m.
ReplyDeleteI really want to stop laughing but I can't.
ReplyDeleteThis one pass stupidity. LOL.
ReplyDeleteLMSAO.....sillly bt funny
ReplyDeleteHilarious!!!! This just made up for the stress of the whole day!!!
ReplyDeleteHeheheee.. Sori 4 d dude! Iyawo pls go 4 5yrs internship wit ur mom
ReplyDeleteCan only say "eeya" smh. Linda pls stop laughing it funny for the couple..
ReplyDeleteReally funny article!! Lovely
ReplyDeleteI yaff laff belle full.....she no practise 4 ha papa house 1st.....
ReplyDeleteHahaha...! LMSAO! This is really funny. Maybe the recipe should be more specific. English no easy. Still LMSAO! CossyP
ReplyDeletelmao. this is hilarious!!!
ReplyDeleteLOL!!!
ReplyDeleteHeheheheeeeheeheheheee,,,dis one na JJC!!!
ReplyDeleteLol nice one.
ReplyDeletea very good laugh indeed
ReplyDeleteLili is this suppose to be funny or what?I don't get.
ReplyDeletelol linda this ish is funny pls upload more or give us the link to go find it cos i ant more of these diary sessions
ReplyDeleteRosie Said......This is hilarious..
ReplyDeleteha ha ha,its nice sometimes to men a little "heart attack".
LMAO! Linda this so funny u most post my comment today,U know its a New year.
ReplyDeleteLMAO! Linda this so funny u most post my comment today,U know its a New year.
ReplyDeleteReally hilarious......LWKMD....check out ma new clothing collections ...ping 277DDBCD now
ReplyDeleteWow
ReplyDeleteDryyyyyyy*yawns*
ReplyDeleteAhhhh,lwkmd. Thank u linda,dis just made ma day
ReplyDeleteFlymoke
its very hilarious linda but its not very possible in real life
ReplyDeleteDis is hillarious...L̳̿Ö̤̣̇☺ː̗̀(=)))ː̖́☺Ö̤̣̇L̳̿.
ReplyDeleteHahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhaAAahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahah.linda like seriously???
ReplyDelete*effizy*
Lwtmb....I don die
ReplyDeleteL̳̿☺Ö̤̣̇☺ː̗̀(=)))ː̖́☺Ö̤̣̇☺L̳̿.
Werrin be this? Iranu!
ReplyDeleteLoool
ReplyDeleteWhat masterpiece! ROTFL!!!
ReplyDeleteQuite boring.....ko tie funny
ReplyDeleteMeaning?
ReplyDeleteLaff iyaff finish me for hia ooo. Dat wife mst b a yoruba, u knw hw it is wen u directly translate yoruba 2 english.#winkingwinking#
ReplyDeleteHahaha!
ReplyDeleteChuka,why you?
Lwkmd
ReplyDeleteBoring!!!
ReplyDeleteFunny
ReplyDeleteYawns...boring!
ReplyDeleteHillarious....rotflmao!
ReplyDeleteℓ☺ℓ, tyt mumu. *Sallysparkles*
ReplyDeleteLwkmd oooooooh... Omfg!!! D chicken part.. Chai! I cn imagine d hubby wishing it was a dream. Dat shud b d reason y he's counting.. Lmfaooooooo..!
ReplyDeleteLol!quite funny!
ReplyDeleteLwkmd.its so funny.hmm na wa oh.new iyawo
ReplyDeleteIs dis a joke or wot???????
ReplyDeleteLol...so hilarious
ReplyDeleteLol!!
ReplyDeleteOMG!!! Lmao...Α̲̅я̩̥̊ε̲̣̣̣̥ Ɣ☺ΰ F♠я̩̥̊ real..nyc 1 der jawe
ReplyDeletePost ma comment ��˚˚˚ linda
Wat a new iyawo,d man go hear am'..hahahaha.
ReplyDeletedis one will give birth to the world's dumbest kids too.
So innocently clueless....lwkmd
ReplyDeleteKai! Iyawooooooo,no kill your husband with dis your ways o,u just return from honeymoon o.but I pity d bros sha,loooool
ReplyDelete*blank stare*
ReplyDeleteOMG dis is so funny..LMAO.
ReplyDeleteROFL! Anyways, what happened to Sunday?
ReplyDeleteLol Linda abeg u 2 much haba u won kill pesin wt laugh o
ReplyDeleteThis is so hilarious!! Linda, you didn't help ♍y cough at all. Pls, let this be weekly.
ReplyDeleteDis is so funny !
ReplyDeleteGosh i havent laughed this hard in a really loong time. Its so so so funny! Wat a new year comic relief!
ReplyDeleteHa ha ha ha,I laugh tire lol so so funny...
ReplyDeleteMIDE SPEAKS
Lmao!
ReplyDeletehahahahaha...... Chuka don hear am o. Well sinc dey are bak frm honeymoon it means she's ok at **downtown** atlst he can b consoled wit dat at 9t afta eatn rubish as fud. Lollll
ReplyDeleteDoesn't make any sense to me!
ReplyDeleteIt's funny..buh kinda applies to gals of nowadays....most of Dem are not good in cooking compared to their mothers.
ReplyDeleteIt's a very funny piece but i got bored towards the end... Being plan stupid doesn't make a long story worth the read, a short, stupid and naive story will have us askin for more!!!!
ReplyDeleteAnonymous said...
ReplyDeleteThis is A typical yoruba girl ... They are not intelligent and always dirty...gosh!!!
Your RETARDED self realizes this is a joke right?
Not funny jor. Just plain dumb.
ReplyDeleteNd d guy dat sed she is a yoruba girl is as dumb as fuck. Its just a stupid joke nd u must b a loony wretch dat cldnt get any girl 2 like u.
Heheeeeeeeee... See U̶̲̥̅̊Я life.I yaf die finish wit laf.chuks pele Ooº°˚˚˚°ºo . U̶̲̥̅̊ are in big trouble
ReplyDeleteDry
ReplyDeleteSo he dinno if d woman he wantd 2marry cud cook or not.d groom himself is α zombie too.@funkiedipsy
ReplyDeleteo my word! this is real hilarious. I enjoyed the write up. very creative writing... im still laughing Linda..
ReplyDeleteThank you Sonia, only a RETARDED FOOL will type that.
ReplyDeleteOh! Such a pity... poor Chuka.
ReplyDeletesunday is my fave followed by tuesday and wednesday
ReplyDeleteShe really did try...poor poor husband! On a more serious note ppl, this is a joke and should be taken as one. No point getting your knickers in a twist and becoming abusive. But u sef Linda, you shouldn't be posting all these abusvie comments this year....make that your rules and regulations for the year.
ReplyDeletealright!
ReplyDeletelol,.....na d husband i pity
ReplyDeleteLinda, did you steal this for true? Please defend yourself because sometimes stories are just similar by coincidence.
ReplyDeleteThat is why JK Rowling won cases against her.
If it was stolen! From who and where plus title?
LOL :)
ReplyDeleteSounds like Linda experienced this first hand. *running for cover*
ReplyDelete