Monday: We are back from honeymoon and settled in our new home. It's fun to
cook for Chuka . Today I made moin moin and the recipe said, 'Beat 12 eggs
separately '. Well, I didn't have enough bowls to do that, so I had to
borrow 12 bowls to beat the eggs in. D moin moin turned out fine though.
Tuesday: We wanted a fruit salad for supper. The recipe said, 'Serve
without dressing'. So I didn't dress. But Chuka happened to bring a friend
home for supper that night. They both looked so startled when I served
them. I think it was the salad.
See more after the cut...
Wednesday: I decided to serve rice and
found a recipe, which said, 'Wash thoroughly before steaming d rice'. So
I heated some water and took a bath before steaming the rice. Sounded kind of
silly in the middle of the day. I can't say it improved d rice anyhow.
Thursday: Today Chuka asked for salad again. I tried a new recipe. It said,
prepare ingredients, and then toss on a bed of lettuce one hour before
serving.' I hunted all over the place for a
garden with a bed of lettuce and when I got one, I tossed my salad into the
bed of lettuce and stood over there forover one hour so the dog would not take
it. CHUKA came over and asked if I felt all right. I wonder why? He must
be stressed at work; I'll try and be supportive.
Friday: Today I
found an easy recipe for cookies. It said, 'Put all ingredients in a
bowl and beat it'. Beat it I did, to my mother's place. There must have been something wrong with the recipe, becausewhen I came back home again; it looked the
same as when I left it.
Saturday: Chuka went shoppin today and
brought home a chicken. He asked me to dress it for Sunday. I'm sure I don't
know how hens dress for Sunday. I never noticed back on the farm, but I
found an old doll dress and its little cute shoes. I thought the hen looked
really cute. When Chuka saw it, he started counting to ten. Either he was
really stressed because of his work, or he wanted the chicken to dance.
When I asked him what was wrong he started crying and shouting out 'Why
me? Why me?'
Had a good laugh! Especially loved the part where she "dressed" the chicken in doll dress and cute little doll shoes. LMAO indeed. Wonder who wrote it? Linda you should have included the credit for the piece. Hope we'll get more updates about the new iyawo's escapades.
=))º°˚˚˚°ºнaĦaнaº°˚˚˚°º=)). Laughter has finished me ooooo. Wat a wife. Chuka is in 4 it 4 d rest of his life if he believes in 'for better, for worse principle'
hahahahaha...... Chuka don hear am o. Well sinc dey are bak frm honeymoon it means she's ok at **downtown** atlst he can b consoled wit dat at 9t afta eatn rubish as fud. Lollll
It's a very funny piece but i got bored towards the end... Being plan stupid doesn't make a long story worth the read, a short, stupid and naive story will have us askin for more!!!!
Not funny jor. Just plain dumb. Nd d guy dat sed she is a yoruba girl is as dumb as fuck. Its just a stupid joke nd u must b a loony wretch dat cldnt get any girl 2 like u.
She really did try...poor poor husband! On a more serious note ppl, this is a joke and should be taken as one. No point getting your knickers in a twist and becoming abusive. But u sef Linda, you shouldn't be posting all these abusvie comments this year....make that your rules and regulations for the year.
148 comments:
a big YAWN............
Hahaha! I love what she did with the chicken.
Onakachi.blogspot.com
Too funny, what a wife, the husband is in trouble.
Lololol too hilarious,who wrote this?would luv2read more!
Hahaha...your mother's house is yours
My tummyyyyyyy...
Ds z way hilarious
Buhahahahahahahahaha
Linda wont kee us lmao
Dis is d funniest shyt ever!!!! Hahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaahahahhahahhahahhahahahahha!!!!!!!!!!
Linda wont kee us. lmao
Very funny
Lmfaooooo...dumb wife
O.M.Gosh!!! Can't stop laughin here. Linda pls dnt lemme laugh n kiss shoe shinner ooooo.
1ndaful!!!
Not funny jare
Hilarious.... OMG!! Lmao
LMAO!!! For all those who can't cook! Chuka pele.
Hehehehehhehe...OMG!!.. Wic part of d bush is she frm Plz.. Lol
Lmao. She for tie gele for the chicken too nah! Yeye wife. Lol.
Hahahaha
She followed the instructions to the letter. Y was her husband sobbing???
Ha! Okay o
#Boring!!! #Yawning...
Beautiful
Hahahahahaha..... Linda u no go kill person o...I Don laff sotay my bf dey check my pulse to make sure say I still normal.
Lwfkmd
Too Too funny. Tears are just streaming out of my eays
I certainly feel for this guy!!!
Too Too funny. Tears are just streaming out of my eyes
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!! Hilarity! Only a few will get this, I'm sure...only a few.
LOL
Yawn
Dah!!!!!!!!!! like soooooo un Nigerian...pls get jokes that tend to soothe the cultural pallete!
LMAO
Lol.....thank you Linda
This is the dumbest wife ever
LMFAO! Some mothers do have 'em!!!
Lolzzz big tym.
Very funny....laughing here.
Whovever authored this piece is sure a bright one.
OMG this is so funny am so sure shes a wife brought from the village buh atleast they had honeymoon so he enjoyed before sufferING.....LOL LWKMD
Funny ishh
oh my gosh! Some women are like dis o. Linda i hope u can cook beta dan dis bride
Hahahahaha.#DEAD#
oh my gosh! Some women are like dis o. Linda i hope u can cook beta dan dis bride
oh my gosh! Some women are like dis o. Linda i hope u can cook beta dan dis bride
This is A typical yoruba girl ... They are not intelligent and always dirty...gosh!!!
Had a good laugh! Especially loved the part where she "dressed" the chicken in doll dress and cute little doll shoes. LMAO indeed. Wonder who wrote it? Linda you should have included the credit for the piece. Hope we'll get more updates about the new iyawo's escapades.
This is a stolen article,nice one Lind,if u like don't post my comment! U sha stole it
For real.
Chuka aba nye go one chance
Chuka aba nye go one chance
=))º°˚˚˚°ºнaĦaнaº°˚˚˚°º=)). Laughter has finished me ooooo. Wat a wife. Chuka is in 4 it 4 d rest of his life if he believes in 'for better, for worse principle'
Ha! lollll so hilarious!
Lol.
Useless Iyawo. Chuka go soon kill person
Funniest piece i've read in a while. enjoyed every bit of still. still laughing.
Nna men, Chuka don marry wife oh!
Hehehehe, Lindiwe, this is hilarious, pls keep it rolling, some may take a hint or beat it........hahahaha!!!
This chick is a BOLO.....LMAO, hehe..first to comment
Yawns
I'm sure you would post this one cos you don't post comments that criticize you.
Anyway its your blog.
omo ale lol
Buhahahah lindus biko...Lmsao
Very funny... All dos crazy cook books that makes cooking harder dan it ordinarily is... Big big grammar wey u neva hear b4... Tscheeeew
I m crackingmy ribs wt laughter. So funny.First to comment..*dancing*
Hahahahaha really funny piece lwkmd,ugo.m.
I really want to stop laughing but I can't.
This one pass stupidity. LOL.
LMSAO.....sillly bt funny
Hilarious!!!! This just made up for the stress of the whole day!!!
Heheheee.. Sori 4 d dude! Iyawo pls go 4 5yrs internship wit ur mom
Can only say "eeya" smh. Linda pls stop laughing it funny for the couple..
Really funny article!! Lovely
I yaff laff belle full.....she no practise 4 ha papa house 1st.....
Hahaha...! LMSAO! This is really funny. Maybe the recipe should be more specific. English no easy. Still LMSAO! CossyP
lmao. this is hilarious!!!
LOL!!!
Heheheheeeeheeheheheee,,,dis one na JJC!!!
Lol nice one.
a very good laugh indeed
Lili is this suppose to be funny or what?I don't get.
lol linda this ish is funny pls upload more or give us the link to go find it cos i ant more of these diary sessions
Rosie Said......This is hilarious..
ha ha ha,its nice sometimes to men a little "heart attack".
LMAO! Linda this so funny u most post my comment today,U know its a New year.
LMAO! Linda this so funny u most post my comment today,U know its a New year.
Really hilarious......LWKMD....check out ma new clothing collections ...ping 277DDBCD now
Wow
Dryyyyyyy*yawns*
Ahhhh,lwkmd. Thank u linda,dis just made ma day
Flymoke
its very hilarious linda but its not very possible in real life
Dis is hillarious...L̳̿Ö̤̣̇☺ː̗̀(=)))ː̖́☺Ö̤̣̇L̳̿.
HahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhaAAahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahah.linda like seriously???
*effizy*
Lwtmb....I don die
L̳̿☺Ö̤̣̇☺ː̗̀(=)))ː̖́☺Ö̤̣̇☺L̳̿.
Werrin be this? Iranu!
Loool
What masterpiece! ROTFL!!!
Quite boring.....ko tie funny
Meaning?
Laff iyaff finish me for hia ooo. Dat wife mst b a yoruba, u knw hw it is wen u directly translate yoruba 2 english.#winkingwinking#
Hahaha!
Chuka,why you?
Lwkmd
Boring!!!
Funny
Yawns...boring!
Hillarious....rotflmao!
ℓ☺ℓ, tyt mumu. *Sallysparkles*
Lwkmd oooooooh... Omfg!!! D chicken part.. Chai! I cn imagine d hubby wishing it was a dream. Dat shud b d reason y he's counting.. Lmfaooooooo..!
Lol!quite funny!
Lwkmd.its so funny.hmm na wa oh.new iyawo
Is dis a joke or wot???????
Lol...so hilarious
Lol!!
OMG!!! Lmao...Α̲̅я̩̥̊ε̲̣̣̣̥ Ɣ☺ΰ F♠я̩̥̊ real..nyc 1 der jawe
Post ma comment ��˚˚˚ linda
Wat a new iyawo,d man go hear am'..hahahaha.
dis one will give birth to the world's dumbest kids too.
So innocently clueless....lwkmd
Kai! Iyawooooooo,no kill your husband with dis your ways o,u just return from honeymoon o.but I pity d bros sha,loooool
*blank stare*
OMG dis is so funny..LMAO.
Idiot!!! Write your own lets see.
ROFL! Anyways, what happened to Sunday?
Anofia!Ewu!
Lol Linda abeg u 2 much haba u won kill pesin wt laugh o
You actually need common sense before you can have a sense of humour. Sorry
LOL! I don't expect pple like you to actually relate...
Chai! I weep for pple wey get you
This is so hilarious!! Linda, you didn't help ♍y cough at all. Pls, let this be weekly.
Dis is so funny !
Gosh i havent laughed this hard in a really loong time. Its so so so funny! Wat a new year comic relief!
Ha ha ha ha,I laugh tire lol so so funny...
MIDE SPEAKS
Lmao!
hahahahaha...... Chuka don hear am o. Well sinc dey are bak frm honeymoon it means she's ok at **downtown** atlst he can b consoled wit dat at 9t afta eatn rubish as fud. Lollll
Hahahaha....pulse dey change wit crase?...lool
Anu mpam! Wetin bring yoruba into this gist now? Akpa amu like u!
Doesn't make any sense to me!
It's funny..buh kinda applies to gals of nowadays....most of Dem are not good in cooking compared to their mothers.
It's a very funny piece but i got bored towards the end... Being plan stupid doesn't make a long story worth the read, a short, stupid and naive story will have us askin for more!!!!
Anonymous said...
This is A typical yoruba girl ... They are not intelligent and always dirty...gosh!!!
Your RETARDED self realizes this is a joke right?
Not funny jor. Just plain dumb.
Nd d guy dat sed she is a yoruba girl is as dumb as fuck. Its just a stupid joke nd u must b a loony wretch dat cldnt get any girl 2 like u.
Heheeeeeeeee... See U̶̲̥̅̊Я life.I yaf die finish wit laf.chuks pele Ooº°˚˚˚°ºo . U̶̲̥̅̊ are in big trouble
Mama nids u home b dt.....lol
Dry
So he dinno if d woman he wantd 2marry cud cook or not.d groom himself is α zombie too.@funkiedipsy
o my word! this is real hilarious. I enjoyed the write up. very creative writing... im still laughing Linda..
Thank you Sonia, only a RETARDED FOOL will type that.
Oh! Such a pity... poor Chuka.
sunday is my fave followed by tuesday and wednesday
She really did try...poor poor husband! On a more serious note ppl, this is a joke and should be taken as one. No point getting your knickers in a twist and becoming abusive. But u sef Linda, you shouldn't be posting all these abusvie comments this year....make that your rules and regulations for the year.
alright!
lol,.....na d husband i pity
Linda, did you steal this for true? Please defend yourself because sometimes stories are just similar by coincidence.
That is why JK Rowling won cases against her.
If it was stolen! From who and where plus title?
LOL :)
Sounds like Linda experienced this first hand. *running for cover*
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