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Wednesday 9 January 2013

5 goats arrested in Osun state

This story appeared in Daily sun today. 5 goats were arrested yesterday at Dele-Yesa area in Osogbo, the Osun State capital by officials of the state Waste Management Agency (OWMA) for allegedly violating environmental laws. The state Coordinator of the agency, Mr. Henry Ogunbanwo said the goats would be charged to court by the agency and would be prosecuted in accordance with the laws guiding environmental protection in the state. Ogunbanwo disclosed that the five goats arrested were detained at the office of the agency in Osogbo from where they would be taken to court for prosecution.

Please go back and read that story again. Are these people alright?
at 1/09/2013 03:56:00 pm

133 comments:

  1. Anonymous9 January 2013 at 15:57

    Lol,this osun people are just clowns

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    1. bitchplis9 January 2013 at 17:07

      I think ogbeni rauf is gradually losing it.yesterday it was ifa in school curriculum,today it's goats' arrest.abeg make una go examine dis guy's sanity o...

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    2. ken10 January 2013 at 00:57

      This is rrdiculus ooo....

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    3. Anonymous10 January 2013 at 00:58

      Loooooolllllllizzzzezeilllessssssssssssssssssssssss

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  2. Anonymous9 January 2013 at 15:58

    abeg i no fit laff ohhhhh
    laff won kill me for hear

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  3. Unknown9 January 2013 at 15:58

    wo ni bi shey mo... dancing alikon for niaja govt.... LMAO

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  4. segunsd9 January 2013 at 15:58

    Linda this people are not alright o. Na only animals dem sabi arrest. naija sha.

    Here is a dress every lady must have o to save men from time-wasting on naijaPOSE

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  5. justlikeme@live.com9 January 2013 at 15:59

    FUNNIEST STORY OF 2013!!!

    The goats will serve their term in the judge's pot this weekend ;)

    Naija una too much, coffee wey i dey drink hia comot my nose as i see dis

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    1. BONARIO NNAGS9 January 2013 at 16:48

      Loolz my broda u share ma sentiments. Misplaced priority.

      ~BONARIO~says so via NOKIA3310

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    2. Queen Bee9 January 2013 at 17:49

      Infact I have been bored today but dis story has made my day....Roflmao..!!TAnx linda.
      @arrest goat?it has to be a joke!

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    3. Anonymous9 January 2013 at 21:50

      Can't stop laughing.
      Kimberly

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  6. DonBukas9 January 2013 at 16:01

    Crazy Fellows

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  7. Anonymous9 January 2013 at 16:01

    this GOATS must face the highest penalty.... death by ASUNing.....lol

    height of joblessness

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    1. Anonymous9 January 2013 at 16:19

      Looooooooool ASUNing aswell .

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  8. Unknown9 January 2013 at 16:02

    Practical delusion. Funny though!
    http://trendevolution.blogspot.co.uk/?m=1

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  9. Anonymous9 January 2013 at 16:02

    nawa o! wetin persin no go see for naija

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  10. Anonymous9 January 2013 at 16:03

    I'm afraid not...they going nuts!!

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  11. Anonymous9 January 2013 at 16:03

    Honestly these people are sick, chai, naija.

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    1. Anonymous9 January 2013 at 22:01

      I remember when a woman in my neighborhood in akute arrested another neighbours goat because it was always eating her flowers. She did that to warn the owner of the goat, bur we all thot it was sick

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  12. sam9 January 2013 at 16:04

    This is insane

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  13. Scheherazade 2349 January 2013 at 16:05

    Prosecuted then summarily " executed" ...and the copses will be disposed of in bowls of peppersoup abi?

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  14. Anonymous9 January 2013 at 16:05

    And Festus Keyamo will be appearing for the defense.

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    1. ETHAN9 January 2013 at 16:45

      Pls dnt bring my uncle into dis cray matter biko.

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    2. Anonymous9 January 2013 at 18:13

      Shurrup Ethan which uncle? Thief

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  15. Anonymous9 January 2013 at 16:05

    Rubbish, jobless people

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  16. Anonymous9 January 2013 at 16:05

    Mehn, see true definition of joblessness. And what happens if the goats are convicted?

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  17. Anonymous9 January 2013 at 16:05

    Tinubu comrades( co tyrant)at work tho I think aragbesola is working tho but they need deliverance or uppercut in the ass #maddingcrush

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  18. Michelle9 January 2013 at 16:06

    Some Nigerians can be jobless sha. So they are tired of making money money from humans its now animals. Lol.

    Check out this article on 15 shocking things you didn't know about our very own first lady Patience Jonathan here on GISTville

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  19. Anonymous9 January 2013 at 16:07

    There is nothing we will not hear in this country. Obviously some people in that agency need psychiatric evaluation

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  20. Anonymous9 January 2013 at 16:07

    I doubt if they are alright.

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  21. Unknown9 January 2013 at 16:08

    Such absurdities no longer surprise me o....dis we country too much

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  22. Anonymous9 January 2013 at 16:08

    HaaahAaaaaaaaaa linda don kill me ooooo. Can,t stp laughing. Dis can,t be real.

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  23. Steve-Obi Maureen O.9 January 2013 at 16:08

    hahaha... yekparikpa! i couldn't help but come on this one. misplaced priorities of our supposed leaders. mtschewww

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  24. Eddy Ogbunambala 9 January 2013 at 16:08

    Lol

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  25. Anonymous9 January 2013 at 16:09

    LWKMD ooooooooooo! chei!

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  26. Charles9 January 2013 at 16:10

    Really weird news!!!

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  27. Goldfish9 January 2013 at 16:11

    OMG!!! What kind of a place are we in? The people who did things what prosecuting, no one notices o. Psychos!

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  28. Anonymous9 January 2013 at 16:11

    Lol,naija peeps and goat wetin be difference,both stubborn..lolz #kidding#

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  29. Unknown9 January 2013 at 16:12

    Hahaha, goats here by jst be a "metaphor" o. Cos i dnt tink such a ting is possible yet. Very funny tho

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  30. Anonymous9 January 2013 at 16:12

    Osun state is into a whole lot! Smh

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  31. Anonymous9 January 2013 at 16:13

    They are not alriit.. At all.
    Loriipapa

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  32. Anonymous9 January 2013 at 16:13

    Hilarious! They just want free goat meat joor.

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  33. licia9 January 2013 at 16:13

    Lol Goat don turn to human being,Na wa for dis people self notin person no go see n hear for dis our country o

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  34. Anonymous9 January 2013 at 16:13

    Goats justice by the he-goats OWMA who arrested them!
    Hope they can defend themselves.....BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!
    ESI-EWU!!!

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  35. Anonymous9 January 2013 at 16:13

    LMAOOO...jeez diz z f*****g ridiculous....I can juz imagine...so hu'll b dia lawyer or hu'll b dia defendant...I wida 4 dz ppl sha..
    MizzMac

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  36. Princess9 January 2013 at 16:15

    hahahahahaha.... this is the most hilarious story i have heard and read this year. who are they decieving? i know say them go kill am and share amongs themselves

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  37. Anonymous9 January 2013 at 16:15

    Looool...they are not alright .

    Lin

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  38. Anonymous9 January 2013 at 16:18

    another shame action from Nigeria

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  39. Dee9 January 2013 at 16:20

    YOU WEY PUT AM 4 UR BLOG NKO??? LOL

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  40. NaijaNoiz9 January 2013 at 16:20

    lolz... dem no get work

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  41. Anonymous9 January 2013 at 16:22

    dey don dey madT

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  42. Anonymous9 January 2013 at 16:26

    Dis is definitely not a new one , a man in my street arrested a goat last year for destroying his flowers , I was even d 1 who chased and caught the goat before the man called the police station and handed the goat over to the police ..

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  43. Anonymous9 January 2013 at 16:27

    The magistrate na billy goat na,

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  44. Nkem9 January 2013 at 16:27

    Very obvious they are not alright & come to think of it it's high time we should ask you(Linda) if you are alright too? Hahahahahahah I don't see why you should post this to us

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  45. Anonymous9 January 2013 at 16:28

    I am afriad of this country. This is very scary and insane

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  46. Anonymous9 January 2013 at 16:29

    Linda is that a question?Of course d aint alright what do u expect from the sub-ordinates when the Governor is about to introduce and make complusory Ifa studies,Their Hon in his late 40's is abt to marrry a 22 abi 23year old gal who happens to be their beauty queen unfortunately and she has the nerves to tell us she's in love,Jst what do u xpect,The state has gone gaga

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  47. HOLLA-AT-MOI9 January 2013 at 16:32

    MEAAA!!!MEAAAAA!!!!! (BLEATING)AM INNOCENT!!!!!!!!! (BLEATING)...... ABI HOW D GOATS FIT PLEAD IF THEY CHARGE DEM GO COURT? WETIN I NO GO SEE FOR THIS COUNTRY

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  48. Anonymous9 January 2013 at 16:33

    Linda kai! How did u make this so real....they can't be that mad nah!LWKMD ooooooo

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  49. Anonymous9 January 2013 at 16:35

    Der not crazy here, animals are been charge when dey voilate D law is normall afteral someone owns dat goat coursing nusance.

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  50. BLOGLORD9 January 2013 at 16:36

    Sounds totally absurd! really, are they alright? well except if the arresters know they are humans in goat skin at the time of arrest.
    /witchcraftthings/

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  51. @DjBBanton9 January 2013 at 16:38

    I swear dey r sick in d head sef

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  52. Anonymous9 January 2013 at 16:40

    Shee pastor Enoch adeboye in his 2013 preditions said dat there would be lots of suprises in d year,e don start be dat o.maybe when d goats r found guity,theyl be killed nd roasted for prison innmates to bury in their stomaches .lol

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  53. Anonymous9 January 2013 at 16:44

    Way dem 4 talk say peppersoup dey hungry dem!! T.

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  54. kendra9 January 2013 at 16:44

    Omg! This got me laffing!srzly? Wtf.. And a lawyer would be representing they goats.. And they goats would give account and reasons for going against environmental laws

    Trust me,our leaders are going insane now... We need an intervention Asap

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  55. Anonymous9 January 2013 at 16:45

    Animal rights activist pls do sometin fast b4 d goatz ar chargd 2 a sharia court,guez d goats av mallam beardz and u can imagine wat deir sharia sentence wil b

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  56. Mena UkodoisReady9 January 2013 at 16:46

    i survived paedophilia! http://efemenaoreoluwa.blogspot.com/2013/01/real-lives-real-talk-i-suffered-and.html

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  57. Anonymous9 January 2013 at 16:46

    There will b a goat language translator in court. U people that are quick to condemn tru justice being carried out in court will see true wonders I tell u. Nothing good is impossible. Guguru and ekpa munchers your moment is here. Cooooooouuuuuuurrrrttt!

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  58. sheylee bee9 January 2013 at 16:47

    Lmao, but seriously there are plenty goats in osun n its very irritating ....but this is stupid

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  59. Anonymous9 January 2013 at 16:49

    Since wen did goats turn to humans??? Lwsmbd

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  60. Anonymous9 January 2013 at 16:51

    LAL!!!!

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  61. reni9 January 2013 at 16:53

    *lol* naija sha!!!

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  62. ★★PRINCE CHARMING™★★9 January 2013 at 16:54

    Lol.... They will end in an officials pot for sure!

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  63. Anonymous9 January 2013 at 16:56

    Wounders shall never end,naija I hail o

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  64. Anonymous9 January 2013 at 17:00

    Linda, my fiancee is a lawyer & she wants this case! Somebody has to defend d fundamental goat rights of Naija goats!

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  65. Anonymous9 January 2013 at 17:00

    Still can't stop laffin, and administration dat wants to introduce "ifa" as a course... Wow... Height of idleness...this guys r dry outta ideas ... Still laffin

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  66. Kennydgenius9 January 2013 at 17:02

    Hahahaha I no fit finish d Laff ooo...arresting goat ke...notin wey no go happen 4 dis nija ooo..

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  67. Nigeria Jobs9 January 2013 at 17:03

    This is pure madness

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  68. Anonymous9 January 2013 at 17:03

    Good. I'd like to see the goats appear in court and hopefully get booked.

    I have my fire wood, pot, salt and pepper ready. man got chop at the end of this matter.

    meanwhile, have them ready some extra rooms in the jail, for the idiots wasting the tax payers money with this foolishness. They all need to be sentenced too

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  69. Mena UkodoisReady9 January 2013 at 17:03

    ok then

    i survived paedophilia! http://efemenaoreoluwa.blogspot.com/2013/01/real-lives-real-talk-i-suffered-and.html

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  70. Anonymous9 January 2013 at 17:08

    go and read the story very well, they are not ordinary goat.hmmmmmm NKAN BE TINZ

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  71. Anonymous9 January 2013 at 17:08

    Hahahhaha....pls I ve prison in my house...I'll wld gladly help dem out incase dey nid sumwer 2 serve deir term..lwkm

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  72. Anonymous9 January 2013 at 17:08

    Good Job, Thumbs up.........Justice must be done if these goats are found guilty.

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  73. Unknown9 January 2013 at 17:10

    LMAO.....


    www.royaltiesworld.blogspot.com

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  74. Anonymous9 January 2013 at 17:11

    Idiotic fools... Nxt pls

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  75. Anonymous9 January 2013 at 17:20

    This is just d height of insanity in Naija

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  76. bumoye9 January 2013 at 17:20

    Lobatan! Set of mumu pipo..

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  77. Anonymous9 January 2013 at 17:20

    They sued d goats or d owner of d goats?...deyv gone nuts!!! MO

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  78. Anonymous9 January 2013 at 17:21

    linda perhaps...they mean 5 human goats,cos dem plenty 4 government!

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  79. Anonymous9 January 2013 at 17:31

    LMAO.........Justice must be seen to be done for these goats. I hope the arresting officers/agents read them their rights.

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  80. Rukevwe9 January 2013 at 17:40

    Definitely not!

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  81. Rukevwe9 January 2013 at 17:42

    Otondo! They have started again this 2013...

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  82. Anonymous9 January 2013 at 17:50

    This ismadness

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  83. Anonymous9 January 2013 at 17:53

    i hereby sentence you.... mr bankole Hegoat to death by pepper soup and madam clara she goat to death by asun..all riiise

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  84. Anonymous9 January 2013 at 17:54

    Olodos! That's what U̶̲̥̅̊ all are. Cos they said goats doesn't mean that they are real goats(animals). I'm sure they mean humans(scape goat) dnt just jump into conclusion and start laughing out loud

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  85. Anonymous9 January 2013 at 18:04

    Nothing do dem my sista. They simply had to justify their pay. And after the judgment? Pepper-soup go shelle!

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  86. Damochedxb9 January 2013 at 18:09

    MONUMENTAL STUPIDITY!!! SMH

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  87. Anonymous9 January 2013 at 18:19

    Anonymous jan 9 5:54pm, u re d real scape goat here, go and read the Daily sun newspaper and stop feeling like a smart fool

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  88. www.thebanquethall.blogspot.com9 January 2013 at 18:29

    This is obviously an example of illiteracy...wonder who's to blame, the school system?

    Pls visit my blog for your daily spiritual nugget. Start this yr with God. Nobody will love you better than Jesus.

    http://www.thebanquethall.blogspot.com

    It’s NOT a Religious blog. It’s a Christian blog.

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  89. Anonymous9 January 2013 at 18:30

    The environmental agency is right. Animals can be arrested for wandering, nuisance, trespass, loitering e.t.c under the Nigerian Law... see the LFN for reference. Under such circumstance, the owner(s) would have to show up in court for defense either in person or via an attorney.

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    1. Simagha17 January 2013 at 05:22

      Thanks for clearing that up to all of us unenlightened ones writing stuff here. What's d prescribed punishment? Death by pepper soup? Lol (That one was just a joke). But, seriously, whats the prescribed punishment?

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  90. Joy9 January 2013 at 18:51

    I hope dey will get a lawyer to represent d goat. Lol. Naija dey bam

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  91. Joy9 January 2013 at 18:52

    I hope dey will get a lawyer to represent d goat. Lol. Naija dey bam

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  92. juwon9 January 2013 at 18:55

    Lolz osun people are funny

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  93. Anonymous9 January 2013 at 19:09

    Maaaadt man.... Lol

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  94. Anonymous9 January 2013 at 19:42

    There is no type of news you won't hear in dis country... I think they all have fever and need to be properly checked.

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  95. Anonymous9 January 2013 at 20:19

    LSHIFOMUALIG.... laffing so hadr i fell off my unicorn and landed in glitters... :))

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  96. nwa nna9 January 2013 at 20:55

    So my question to the silly folks planning to prosecute the goats is, are they going to call the goats to testify in their own defene? Naija never ceases to amaze me I tell you!

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  97. teemah beent9 January 2013 at 21:14

    So if d owners no show up to defend d goats,wetin go happen to d goats? And ow person won take defend goat sef? My lord,d gotten been commot go visit him girlfrend or go visit him grandma?me I no gt anytin against dem arresting d goats,dem for jeje go use am do faji,who go challange dem?dis one na anoda method dem de use to distract we from wetin de happen for dem state.

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  98. Cea9 January 2013 at 21:28

    Isiewu/pepper soup tins lmao!!

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  99. A.R.K9 January 2013 at 21:31

    I can't help laughing off this story . Comedy from an unusual quarters . .. What will the goats say in court ?. . Who will be proud to stand as their lawyer ? A clown I guess

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  100. Anonymous9 January 2013 at 21:54

    what are their offences?

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  101. TWITS9 January 2013 at 22:08

    Ogunbanwo and co. wan chop New Year goat meat.

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  102. Anonymous9 January 2013 at 22:26

    Ok..this governor needs some serious prayers..with emphasis on 'serious'

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  103. Anonymous9 January 2013 at 22:41

    if goats could be arrested and charged den i hope dey (goats) wud av fair hearin and lawers too to speak for dem... And i wonder aw d goats wud b able to discusse wit dia lawyers abt dia stand cos dey may plead not guilty... lol
    dis is serious o

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  104. Anonymous9 January 2013 at 22:57

    O boy eeeeeeh! Hmmmm.

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  105. Anonymous10 January 2013 at 00:14

    I'm ashamed, I'm from Oshun State. *covering my face*

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  106. Anonymous10 January 2013 at 00:22

    hahahahaaaaaa....i cant stop laughing! LOLOLOLOLLLLLL....thanks for making my day! God bless you Linda.

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  107. Anonymous10 January 2013 at 00:25

    anonymous 6.30pm: u must be one of the goats bcos you dont have sense in that ur big dehorned head....go and read again u monkey! they arrested your cousins and are charging them (the goats) to court. Now leave the cybercafe, n Go and bail them You fool!

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  108. Anonymous10 January 2013 at 00:27

    If you visit Osun state and behave like your normal goat self, we will arrest you.
    You have been warned.

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  109. Anonymous10 January 2013 at 02:33

    Just eat the damn goat.

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  110. Anonymous10 January 2013 at 02:40

    Anonymous 12:25am, I guess are daft and ignorant of even your local laws. What is there to read again? Could the right-up be making reference to humans as goat? I'm so sure u got some goat brains in your large shapeless skull....go brace your laws and know your left from your right before display your ignorance public.

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    1. Simagha17 January 2013 at 05:17

      No be right-up, na left-up. Abegi if u wan yab person, first go learn English. Oshey

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  111. NaijaLyrics10 January 2013 at 03:25

    ROTFLMAO....This can't be real...I refuse to believe it....Arresting a goat??

    I swear my people never cease to amazing me.

    http://www.freenaijalyrics.com

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  112. Unknown10 January 2013 at 10:06

    I don laff piss 4 body

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  113. Anonymous10 January 2013 at 11:43

    Which tribe which tribe......hahaaa!!
    Just joking sha, but which offense they wan try the goat for na, if na for messing up the street, madmen does that too and should be arrested first.

    Mekus.

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  114. Anonymous10 January 2013 at 15:50

    hahahahahaha see me see trouble oh chei

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  115. Anonymous10 January 2013 at 17:01

    Hope they will be given a fair trial. The prosecuting counsel must learn d goat language for a fair trial. Lol kamal

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  116. Anonymous11 January 2013 at 11:55

    I smell hunger

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  117. Anonymous13 January 2013 at 02:38

    Only a jobless ACN govt will do such. Nothing to offer the people, other than drama and propaganda. Ajimobi too will soon arrest lizards. SMH!

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  118. Anonymous13 January 2013 at 06:52

    Lol, too funny.

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  119. Simagha17 January 2013 at 05:14

    Wetin be d verdict? Na death sentence na. Kill d goat take make peppersoup.

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