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Thursday 27 September 2012

Argument Against Oral Sex

Early Thursday morning, see the email I got. Oshisko! *hiss* :-)
Dear Linda, I read a post where you asked why some people do not engage in oral sex. Here's my answer to you. When a women sucks up, tastes or swallows semen during oral sex, she is drinking the very essence of life.  She is engaging in cannibalism and the man is engaging in facilitation of cannibalism.  I know your next question is what if you have been impaired by way of female circumcision, how do you enjoy a sex life?  Your husband can fondle you and you will enjoy intimacy that way.  So I hope that you do not engage in oral sex and if you ever do you repent and turn a new leaf.  Similarly a man should not taste the private area of a woman for the same reasons.  Hope my answer satisfies you innermost queries. It is simply engaging in drinking of life/human blood both ways. Even when the private areas of a woman may look clean there are traces of blood for various reasons.
Hopefully, some men do not agree with this. Keep doing what you do...we women appreciate it *wink*

226 comments:

  1. Hi Linda, please reply my e-mail. thank you.

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    1. and to think i was tryin very hard to read meaning into this,,,,,,its obvious the writer is very much naive nd retarded.
      When has sucking cunt became a cannibalistic behaviour of our time?
      Pls culd one help me ask this lady wen she'll get over her cavish, savageous nd sand filled brain?
      If sucking cunt nd blow job is cannibalism, then i chose to be a murderer!

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    2. and to think i was tryin very hard to read meaning into this,,,,,,its obvious the writer is very much naive nd retarded.
      When has sucking cunt became a cannibalistic behaviour of our time?
      Pls culd one help me ask this lady wen she'll get over her cavish, savageous nd sand filled brain?
      If sucking cunt nd blow job is cannibalism, then i chose to be a murderer!

      #Ejikebigdick

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    3. Olodo! *become

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  2. See as she dey talk with confidence. na you get blood for your private part for various reasons.

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  3. Jesus christ....too early for dis....but is it written in d bible?

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    1. My thought exactly. Is this from a scriptural point of veiw? If yes can you give references pls.

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  4. Cunninlingus linda...come let me give u a good head..u will tremble..

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  5. This funny, i have not heard of me be a facilitor to cannibalism. #PTI Admission list is out

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  6. This is so so funny, to think that i have been busy sucking...

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  7. I do not agree with this woman, until the thingy enter inside the belly, then it is a nothing. What about men who spend 80 per cent of there life masturbating? They must be MURDERERS!! Or CANNIBAL-ERS!! Lol. I stand to be corrected.


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  8. I do not agree with this woman, until the thingy enter inside the belly, then it is a nothing. What about men who spend 80 per cent of there life masturbating? They must be MURDERERS!! Or CANNIBAL-ERS!! Lol. I stand to be corrected.


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    1. chai dis ur english dey pain for eye oh, na by force to write english??

      #Bigdick

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  9. linda'z tryin to tell us she likes ''69'' az well.

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  10. Eeeerm, I was never really a fan of the "oral" thing, buh dis person sounds like an extremist. I mean, it's not "FERTILIZED" yet, so wot life dous it ve.... @ dat stage its merely a discharge until it fertilizes an egg.

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  11. My favorite part" keep doing wat u do, we women appreciate" hahahahaha!

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  12. haaaaa! Drinking of semen! Na wa ooo. U sef linda i cant belive u like licky licky too. U bad gan, still my role model doe*wink*

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  13. hahahahaha...Linda you're just too funny. "Keep doing what you do...we women appreciate it"

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  14. ahahahahah
    was your next questions going to be about female circumcision?

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  15. Did this individual ever attend a BIOLOGY class?????

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    1. I do not think he or she did.

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    2. Well if we should believe what that woman said,that means using condom amounts to kidnapping which is a capital crime. Una no go kill me with laugh cannibalism indeed.LOL

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    3. Na wa oo,linda which kind gist be dis one Linda now....

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    4. @Dr,I aff tire for laugh! Jeez,what a world of ignorance. Seems to me like ds is cmin frm a religious angle bt wtout biblical proof. Slikky.......

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    5. Ewooooo! Hehehehe. Dr Pinch, u r just too much. Can't stop laughing

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    6. God! Your comment cracked me up. So funny.

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    7. Does it mean every month when a woman loses about 6-8 eggs by not getting pregnant. The egg has committed suicide. Ode, bible says no such thing.

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    8. Lwkmd,u r a clown,LMAO

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  16. Abeg this Liber is own her own. mstweee

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  17. i am 15 years old and a virgine oooo. Abeg Linda make una no spoil me ooo. Pls classify all your post. Well she lie ooo, sperm @ dt level is not human yet according to my Biology teacher but i will go suck my boy friend own to know hw sperm taste. Hmm abeg i dey sweet?....... Juliet

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    1. If u re 15yrs old? What are u looking for here? I guess u meant 51yrs old. Old woman

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    2. Mba! E be lyk bittercola! OSHISKO*hiss...Linda don teach me sometn

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  18. Sex news at-least once a week. Linda, hope this news don't excite you sha as you never marry cos these ones i read here with comment is stimulating.

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  19. Thank God i av neva done it.....let me jst face ma studio work,gotta suck d mic nt pussy

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  20. like seriusly dnt even knw what 2 say on this 1...(in deep thought) ...@iAmhairs

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  21. Who is dis mgbeke... I ve neva seen such ignorance!! Cannibalism Sheesh! Linda u must publish the name of this person !! D person thinks with their ANUS

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  22. Ahhhhhhhhhh! Oral sex is bad?!!!!!

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  23. Ahhhhhhhhhh! Oral sex is bad?!!!!!

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    1. Well, for a guy, it causes mouth herpes....

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  24. Joy saysssssss
    In as much as I cannot bring myself to give my boo a blow job, this argument sucks (pun intended). Drinking the very essence of life?! Kidding much? And where is the trace of blood, just wiped with tissue and I see nothing.
    Please Mr, come up with something scientific next time.

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    1. Honey ur booo is getting his dick sucked by anoda chic!
      How can u not give ur man a BJ?
      Lady u hav failed.
      I'm a lady and I loooove giving my baby his daily doze of BJ.
      Yummy
      I neva swallow thou, nofn against it, just dat its yuucky
      Billie jean

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  25. Linda oOo. U̶̲̥̅̊ r a bad girl o. I'm in L♥√ع♡̷̬̩̃̊ with Ɣ☺U̶̲̥̅̊я last sentence jor...... Keep it on

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  26. The person that sent this, is just jobless.

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  27. This person is so ignorant its amazing! ok for the sake of argument, i agree, swallowing semen is "canibalism", but how is giving a woman head canibalism too??? abi is the man going to harvest her eggs with his mouth??? please if you dont have anything better to do with your time, i strongly suggest you go read a book (as it is apparent that you really need to) instead of writing rubbish so early in the day.

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    1. @ Kitty,LMAO @ harvest her egg, una no go keee person... Say no to oral sex.. Lol

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  28. olodo drinking blood ko drinking blood ni are u a born again? when u eat meant dnt u knw u drink blood?do u knw how many blood u drink in a day?or u tink is only through sucking pussy and dick u drink blood dnt u even knw that when a man releases inside of u that u are drinking blood wt ur pussy, or when u are being giving blood in d hospital u dnt knw u are drinking blood wt ur body or u tink is only through mouth u drink blood?lair u hv no news,u hv only cm to destroy relationships so that d men and women will start flirting out of insatisfaction,ode next pls.

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  29. Lwtmb....linda is such a case...but serzly guyz we appreciate wot u do

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  30. Abeg where did this madam adviser spring from?
    Me i enjoy the sucking and licking with my darling husby and i am not ready to repent from it.
    Wetin even concern u? leave us and mind ur business.
    Aferall every mallam with im kettle.
    #bb-eyelash#

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  31. I think is a gud answer!!!!! Gush sucking irritates me dat y I don't do it.

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  32. Just reading and nodding,LoL. i think this lady had ingnored the fact that everything about sex is dirty and crazy.. How do u think bout blood or any damn thing she said when all u feel, sees and taste is pleasure?? Well, i'm still a virgin so... Don't know much bout this stuffs shaa!

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    1. Yea...u, Linda & I! Virgins of life!!! Biko tell dem o

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  33. Madam Fuck Evangelist,
    Go and look for a man that will lick and suck ur veejay really good, this ur theory/advice will change.

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  34. so we that our boyfriend can nt cm nomatter d position we gv them unless they suck we should stop giving them aby?so that we will loose them cos of ur advice pls go grab a seat.

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  35. yuck,yuck,yuck! Am so novice on dis issue,Lindiway plz don't make me loose my innocence via reading a blog post,throwingup while I wait for my ever reliable expert LIBers to make their assertions. Rushing to d bathroom yuck,yuck, yuck!
    ~BONARIO~says so via NOKIA3310

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  36. i visit naija last year i met one babe i took her to hotel ,we were kissing all of sudden she grab my abuna and put for her mouth nna men she took me to the state of limbo,but i ran when she beg me to wash her plate with my mouth nna men i ran like chioma ajunwa

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    1. Hahahahahaha..... It is too early 2 be laffin lik dis ehh!! Lmao.... Bt on a serious note, U no even fear say na winsh U carry, say she fit bite ur "abuna" comot....

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    2. LMAO+hahahahahahahahehehehehehehehe! Omg! 10:25AM ooohhhhh! U've made my weekend with ur "she fit bite ur abuna comot" dis one pass cucumber reducing to carrot oh! More like cucumber reducing to premature garden-egg! LOL!

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    3. Abuna!!!!! Hahahahhahahahahahah.. I have died. Infact, dead dead dead

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  37. d only ting i can say is wrong in sex is doing it through d anus apart frm that any other way u can get satisfaction is perfect so keep ur advice to urself cos most men dis days are now addicted to licking and sucking pussy that they wil even prefer u dnt gv them sex atall other than giving them and nt letting them suck u,they fight for it dis days.

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    1. I haven't had sex in the past 5months and I am horny as well horny however I hv this BOBO that loves giving head and I am so tempted to go visit him. He doesn't mind me not giving him but oh boy the guy bad so this chic want make I no receive this head nawa oh.

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  38. d only ting that turns my hubby on is sucking me and i enjoy it alot.

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  39. Linda biko who is the idiot that sent u this rubbish?.....i can bet She probably has neva tasted real good sex ever in her life, shes soo naive and senseless...mtchewwwwwwwwwwww, ANU MPAMA.

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  40. This oral sex issue again!! one girl that I almost dated made it clear to me that she was open to oral sex, another girl said she used to engage in it with her ex-bf, another girl said she definitely needs it...and these were girls that looked so innocent in the beginning...i never dated these girls but after they revealed their true nature's I vowed never to kiss any girl again until the day I get married..Oral Sex?...YUCK!

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    1. Guy r u are dry!!! Like we care...

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  41. In his/her mind he/she has explained something, dis argument isn't logical biko, traces of blood? I dnt knw biology too much bt dat makes no Sense

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    1. Ha! Diva, it just made sense to me oh! I don c excape route. All those guys who are terrible @ giving heads, this theory go aid in discontinuance of d scary act without hurting their feelings, esp those ones wen nor knw say sharp teeth is counterproductive to d act. I remember one wen nearly circumcise me with e teeth all in d name of head! Hian! I 4 tell am dis theory to scare dat vampire away!

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  42. Ify thinks

    Orishirishi views. Everybody with where the pain am. Abeg, guys keep up the good work and we will never turn our back to your sweet lollipops.

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  43. :o .....therez nothing I won't hear ooo!

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  44. Damn, fuckin nutcase.... I do dis shit well

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  45. Linda, the thirst for comments is real. And i hope someone got you a vibrator for your birthday. #Hiss, enough of the dumb posts

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    1. Well she has posted and we are commenting oh n u did too so go fuck yourself n start ur own blog then post not so dumb posts mtcheeeew.

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  46. some pple just imagine things in dia head and start judging,whoeva sent ds email is sex-starved.

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  47. Asssiin, is she for real? Cannibalism? Hian! Ayaf heard, be there naa, no give ur man head, anoda gal go help u do am, cannibalism ko, Clifford Orjism ni!

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    1. Hahahahaahha "Cannibalism ko,Clifford Orjism/Orgasm ni"
      U too mushhh

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    2. No be small Clifford Orjism  =))˚°◦hahahaha . _\\_

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    3. Afi Clifford Orjism na, LMFAO

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  48. Oshikoshi,ki wa ni gbogbo itan yen ko wa nisin! Mtchew!

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  49. Hmmmmmm....... Lindastic Lindalism... Why u nor jes talk say u like am.. Lolzzz. Badt pikin.... Anyways, as for dis post, i gat nuffin to say... #ok, bye bye....... Lolz

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  50. lol! I believe Cannibalism involves eating internal organs..with blood and all that. The word eating also literally means an ingestion of food..lol! So when I eat p*$$y..i am not ingesting any body part or organ. On the other hand, the juice is not considered. Long story short, the point makes little or no sense. Eat on..eat strong!

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  51. Why this nah? Traces of blood ke? cannibalism ke? is this a result based on scientific,religious or ideological research? because this whole thing aint sinking in one bit! you could be trying to make a point but truth is,you have made non!

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  52. So man shldnt give me head?pls say sometin else!

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  53. "she is drinking the very essence of life. She is engaging in cannibalism and the man is engaging in facilitation of cannibalism".>>> O_o

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  54. I bet the person who wrote this is a Jehovah witness. Please keep ur believe to urself. as long as one is having sex with his/her wife/husband, u are free to do wateva u want to do abeg, God no go vex.
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  55. This issue is really subjective n i dont thnk we should be judgmental. One mans meat is anoda mans poison.

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    1. Sorry oh, I beg 2 differ.D writer wan turn pple meat 2 kpomo na! D write-up is in no way subjective. On d contrary d writer is passing judgment n condemning oral sex. Though it's an opinion but it is strongly insisting pple shld not practice "cannibalism". A case of one man's meat, will be if d writer had left d choice of 2 suck or not 2 suck 4 pple to decide even though d writer thinks it wrong but this is obviously a NO SUCKING/LICKING/BITING!message(I support d no biting sha,4rm a very painful personal experience.) Hehehehe

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  56. i just have to laugh. chai!!! nothing wey person no go hear for this place

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  57. Hmmm ! ORAL SEX is d best means of AROUSAL. Licking her is a good tin
    !

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  58. Am not God so I can't judge but d truth is am so indifferent abt. Oral sex.
    The only one I shun at is "ANAL SEX" its disgusting, my opinion though.

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  59. This has got to be the dumbest post ever. Ignorance is not blissful.

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  60. Yuck!!!!Yuck!!!!Yuck!!!its even irritating talkin abt d oral sex not to talk of practicin it.its so so dirty....I wan vomit..

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    1. Stay in your lane and park well..... If U wan vomit, U no sabi road 2 ur toilet?? Mscheeewww, dey der dey form holy holy....

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  61. It is what her pastor told her. It is not her fault. Ignorance is bliss and may she remain sexually frustrated. Lol!

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  62. Am sure dis writer has neva been engage in oral sex cos if he/she has been engaged, wodnt be saying dis rubbish

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  63. What a Topic! I beg leave that area and let couples enjoy what seems best to them.

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  64. Abeg, leave that area alone and allow happy couples enjoy the best out of their marriage.

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  65. you must support this with a bible verse before i can agree with you. If a Man and woman are one they should be able to explore each others body without holding back.

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  66. Oh please! Shift joor!

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  67. Omo the person wey write this email dey kolo no be small.she must be a very rigid person.cannibalism ke?traces of blood.wonder where she got her facts from.someone shud pls recommend or take her to yaba left.infact Linda u ll be doing her a favor by recommending a visit to a shrink.this may just be a cry for help oh

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  68. Everything is good in moderation. Oral sex doesn't necessarily mean drinking body fluids. Oral sex may also increase risks of mouth and throat cancer if done excessively.

    Good Grief! Sex isn't for only procreation but for pleasure too. Nothing wrong in moderate oral sex under a married relationship.

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  69. na real oshisko the taya me own abeg make the person go seat down after< he/she >do waka to kurukere for every corner the peson is preaching...shiyorrrr

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  70. if this person thinks its cannibalism then i guess ejaculating/cuming should also be called abortion.....DROPS THE MIC>.....PRRRA.

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  71. This writer Na Ako Story!When u get a thourough wash of all ur body vital parts and u give d vagina and Anus some serious sucking,it is d next best feeling like being in Paradise!
    Most african men do not like givIng Oral sex but that is changiNg lately! There r many other ways of enjoying sex without exploring d Oral avenue anyways,so Oral Sex is not by force. It is by choice!
    As for me, Ngana Aracha Nwunyemu Ike daily!

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  72. Biko, go and read ur bible!

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  73. Gosh,,na im sweetpass,,,,,,omosexy

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  74. Abeg dis Madam dnt no wat shes talkin about...maybe cos no body has ever given her a good suck.Oral sex is d BOMB!!!!

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  75. I can understand that some people are averse to oral sex and thats quite ok. But for crying out loud why diseminate ignorant, baseless and frankly speaking, retarded opinions as fact just to justify your aversion?? Abeg na!!!

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  76. Hahahaha! I laugh. Dis is d most illogical,unfounded,unsubstantiated n absolute fallacy. Wat d heck's she tryna say? Dat i shudn't enjoy d most sweetest part of sex. Oral sex is a very sensitive art of sex which gvs a hell of satisfaction d precedent 'diggin n dugging' won't gv. Its sumtin i'd like to do on ma woman till she squirts all over ma face. Nth turns me on than seeing a woman juice flow..(nw,dn't think am d baddest boy).but to be frank..oral tin's wow! Ladies in d house..una don taste'FRIED SPUNK' b4? Try n see hw yummy it tastes..lolz.

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  77. Linda of life!!!!!!!! Please this your blog should have parental control X_X

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  78. Hahahaha, I de laugh ooooooo.

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  79. Linda...like joke u dey populate hell with all these your posts,its like u are on a mission to tempt people to sin each week....sex is exclusively for married people!dont go giving people ideas that its ok to indulge in sin continuously...use your blogging gift for the right things,don't use it to help the devil lead people astray...the devil already has enough people doing that...post or not,its actually an advice to you

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  80. BIA wanye, na who tel u say ORAL SEX na the act of Cannibalism? bia woman or girl, u sure say wen ur teach dey teach biology especially REPRODUCTION u no go back of school build go give u guy BJ in d process u kon bit he***comot? cox i kn understand y u dey yan like small pikin.

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  81. Personally dont see whats wrong with oralsexx,find it quit sexy but each to there own.

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  82. I love when I give my hubby head cos the way he moans turns me on the more.Oral sex for me is yes yes yes. I guess with time kissing too will become exchange of blood.lol

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  83. Me sha i dont see whats wrong with head i find it quit sexy,but each to there ownn.

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  84. This guy has successfully come up with rubbish. So anyone engaged in family planning and having sex during this process is also not right. That is why it is unlimited and doesn't run dry. If that is the case, women shouldnt waste ovulation. Kai. Pple and brainwashing. Anyone wants a head? Will take you to the moon with it.

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  85. I love giving heads as it turns me on greatly when i see women moan and come... you've got no point write as i only just get to make use of the tooth pick after a good suck...lolllllllllllllllllllllllllll

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  86. Looool, see post

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  87. LMAO!!!! pple dey wonder wetin dey make me laugh like dis for ofis ooo. Linda abeg free mii biko. the comments r jst cracking ma ribs. lols

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  88. Lmao...the only thing dat still gingers ma man till date is d sucking I give him,and someone is here telling me cannibalism,Abel make I kudu turn cannibal for ma busby abeggyyy.....

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  89. I like to suck a dick but I don't swallow cum sha so i'm not a cannibal yaaaaaaaaaaaay. Laff haff kill me. The only sexual practice i'm against is Anal sex n BDSM but funny enuf these r the kind of porn that make me cum while masturbating hehe ( yes tell me its a sin atleast it has no bible verse to support it). Dear email sender I don't know wat ur pastor told u or ur husband told you, my own pastor told me that I should be sucking my husband if he likes it oh (true story) that's for wen I get married so ama settle for masturbation as I never straph since my fiancé dump me.

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  90. bonario, ebeano , u guys are so funny,lolz.

    www.relationship4rum.blogspot.com,
    please chck ths out nd leave a comment.

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  91. What if we boil d sperm and drink it? Is it an act of cannibalism too...hehehhehehe

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  92. linda na woman or small pikin send u dis post? anyway tell dat person say , wen i give my boyfriend THE SUCKING of he life, him called me the "bomb".

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  93. oral sex yeeh. Giving my bf one righ now and am having fun. so anybody way say na bad tin make e go hug transform or suck mad man own.Linda, post my comment oh. m,y eyes r on u.*watching linda*

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  94. Whistling and covering ma eyes while strolling by, 'cos reading of all these comments sef na cannibalism and clifford Orjism as dis kain rain dey fall! Kai! This blog is not for children. Shikena!

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  95. @ola. na wa 4 u. u enjoy em abie? but u no wan make dey enjoy 2. u too. e no fair na.As for kissin til u marry u kn wether d woman wey u wan kiss only wen u marry, if she don suck both animals and human? y u kon dey yan OP.

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  96. So then it follows that if you kiss and exchange saliva it's also cannibalism. I bet this person doesn't kiss and the man just enters the woman like that. Hisses and walks away.

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  97. All these guys wey nor dey wash mouth abeg make unu nor carry una smelly mouth go dey suck fine babes pussy!
    Na una dey make dem pussy smell! Brush una mouth b4 una suck abeg!!I don yarn ma ownooo!!!

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  98. Whistling and covering my eyes as I stroll by! Reading of all dis una comments inside dis kain rain sef fit cause more canibalism and clifford orjism! This blog is just not for children. Shikena!

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  99. What does Scripture say about this sexual activity? Most theologians say the Scriptures are silent about oral-genital sex. Some believe two verses in the Song of Solomon may contain veiled references to oral sex. The first is Song of Solomon 2:3:
    Like an apple tree among the trees of the forest, so is my beloved among the young men.

    In his shade I took great delight and sat down, and his fruit was sweet to my taste.
    Throughout the Song of Solomon, the word fruit refers to the male genitals. In extra biblical literature, fruit is sometimes equated with the male genitals or with semen, so it is possible that here we have a faint and delicate reference to an oral genital caress.
    The second possible veiled reference is found in 4:16 (KJV):
    Awake, O north wind; and come, thou south; blow upon my garden, that the spices thereof may flow out. Let my beloved come into his garden, and eat his pleasant fruits.
    These erotic words spoken by Solomon's bride are at the culmination of a very sensuous love scene. Shulamith asks her husband to blow on her garden (a poetic reference used throughout the Song for the vagina) and cause its spices to flow out. Of course one cannot be certain, but it is possible Shulamith is inviting her husband to excite her by caressing her with his mouth. She then invites him to enter her and feast on the pleasures waiting in her "garden."

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  100. *yes pls they shld kip doing wat they doo abeg!!!n as for blood hmmm in d vigggy I ve nt seen that part b4 o.in fact d vagina is d cleanest part of d body its natural bacteria flora kipin it clean.d only way its dirty if she doesnt wash or she is dirty.if soxiante neuf 69 wat life be life?huh?semen is a rich diet I think far frm cannibalism in that state n it can't perform alone its useless with an egg to fertilize(eyesssss rollin***)I just love it whn I love sex wit u.pls pls if u tink u re hly for dis ish move to d next issue let pple like me that like SEX talk abt it.

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  101. Some people are just too naive. I'm hoping no one believes all the nonsense that this girl is talking. But hey i don't blame them. I blame the society we grew up in!

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  102. I know IGNORANCE is costly but now, I'll say ignorance foolishly funny.

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  103. Hmmmmmmmm lindodo abeg e I like oral well well o.choi n after d oral sex we go kiss smooch shag orishirishi

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  104. Me passing by.... and hey pls comment on mha new single http://youtu.be/6lOxt_01AEc ... Thumbs up linda.

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  105. Izundu, abeg no compare urself to King Solomon o. Only dat guy 1 na bad guys... Lmao!!!

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  106. This means sex that doesn't lead to pregnancy is also very bad. All these right or wrong argument sef, make everybody sha park well sha.

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  107. This means sex that doesn't lead to pregnancy is also very bad. All these right or wrong argument sef, make everybody sha park well sha.

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  108. e be like say na she be the woman with the issue of blood. lickng the make sense joor!

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  109. na so, as for me the only tin that turns my fiance on is the taste of my veejayjay! so she is so on her own! me i like it shikena! i give and receive! lol

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  110. I no gree O! Any woman I sleep with must suck my dick cos my own cums is medicinal and special. Right now my girl is even having fun sucking and taking my cums .i no dey suck any babe way I see,na clean babes like linda was I dey suck . Hahahah

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  111. But why???????
    Is this really necessary????
    Abeg where is it written that thou must not perform oral sex???
    According to the OXFORD dictionary, Cannibalism is when a person eats the FLESH of another person... Just for the purpose of clarity, Flesh can be defined as the soft substance consisting of muscle and fat that is found between the skin and bones of a human or an animal. Therefore body fluid IS NOT flesh...therefore it is not Cannibalism.

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  112. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.

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  113. Holier than thou people? Give the OP a head and the story changes. I h8 it when pple scared of trying stuffs in a bid to not feel bad abt themselves say its wrong. It is sadonic, lugubrious and scromatizing.

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  114. ha! irole aye ti de. may God 4give u

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  115. all dis wemen and men don spoil finish 4 here, suck pussy' suck dick ..na waoo...God no like am oooo...make all of us read dis vs in d bible book of romans 1:26,27..

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  116. What sort of stupid ignorance is this? Human blood ni human bliid ko? Oral sex has been in existence for hundreds of years....There is nothing as gratifying in bed than hearing your man moan when ur lips touch that dick! I can testify to that...a few hours ago! And when his touches mine..Oh boy! be like say make i just cry "Oluwachinekeallah"

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  117. all dis wemen and men don spoil finish 4 here, suck pussy' suck dick ..na waoo...God no like am oooo...make all of us read dis vs in d bible book of romans 1:26,27..

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  118. so there are humans that actually think like this. am lost for words

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  119. WTH! Cannibalism? hahahaaaa!!! and I'm amongst those that literally shouted "CRUCIFY HIM" when Clifford Orji's escapades were revealed. This is new! hahahaaa! *rolls into 2013*

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  120. Oboy some toto dey sweet sha.

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  121. All these lazy woman on bed,,
    maybe her husband are thinking about second wife,since she can not satisfied him on bed,discorangers church woman,,
    from swiss

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  122. Hmmm,i lv sniffin down der,i knw she dos nt hav a damn knowledge about dt1

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  123. hahahahaha i cant stop laughing dis woman is either crazy or has never had good sex.

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  124. When we kiss, it is possible for our partner to have a cut in the mouth, does that make us guilty of drinking human blood? Or may be we should all
    stop kissing to avoid drinking blood. The writers reasons are too lame.......Am a fan of oral sex and
    will always be, I can't can't get married to woman
    who won't let me give a h**d.

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  125. seriously, can you at least be educated before you talk like an expert.

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  126. What does Cannibalism has to do with Pleasurism,Abeg my people make una continue to dey Orjism...Lmao

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  127. Abeg! All this holy holy people sef!
    Its a matter of choice!
    Oku agwu!!

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  128. LWKMD!!! Linda Ikeji biko where did you get ur readers from? choi they are killing me with comments o.

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  129. Linda, whatever happened to that coffee drinking guy of yours? Did he finally choke and die from the constant spill through his nose? Abeg post my comment o as i'm sure others are also wondering.

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  130. All I want to say is .... Izundu yur comment jst made my week.... N thnk yu very much for sending me to comedy garden lmao to china

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  131. All I want to say is .... Izundu yur comment jst made my week.... N thnk yu very much for sending me to comedy garden lmao to china

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  132. Kai Izundu!!! I bow for you. This is what I have been saying. All you over religious born again people that are against this and that when it comes to sex, please read Izundu's post o. As long as it is between husband and wife, I am very sure our good Lord does not give a damn what we do. Dont use your illiteracy to destroy people's homes because your sexual lives are in disarray!!!

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  133. i love giving and being given oral sex. its d best thing in this world. Especially for a circumcised lady like me who can't climax without extra stimulation. i love it so much that i contemplated cheating on my husband cos he only loves to receive and hate giving oral sex. and when i fail to give, he cheats on me. have taken it as my cross though cos i know d world isn't fair.

    so if dis idiotic writer had any idea wat ladies like me are going thru den she will not even send such cannibalistic mail to Linda.

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  134. And the vote is 132 for, and 5 against.....RUBBISH! Just continue like that and your bf will be given badt head somewhere, then u will kno what u just lost. If sperm and blood like u put it are beings, then all cells are, so u shd not be kissing too,cos cells from the lips and saliva are exchanged,mumu.

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  135. Young lady think b4 u write, hw on eat ïS̶̲̥̅ d̶̲̥̅̊ά̲̣̥†̥̥ an act of murder. Ѡĥāţ happens 2 Τ̲̅ђe use of condoms abi Τ̲̅ts also murder. In essence u r sayn men shud slip wit dia wives only Ѡε̲̣̣̣п̥̥̲̣̣̣̥ conception ïS̶̲̥̅ intended. Chai small brains roaming

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  136. Hey dis woman dat sent that email must be heterosexual for her to talk like dat. Maybe her tin na man and woman and she no get somebody wey go do am for am. Dats why she is trying to brainwash others with her unfounded fact. I know d kind of church people like her worship. Church where d pastor brainwash dem whereas he does the opposite. What is wrong with oral sex. What cannibalism is in oral sex. Se sperm and virginal fluid don turn pikin wen person swallow am. Abeg make she go hug transformer make she know spoil the rest of my day jo. Cannibalism ko, calabarlism ni. Ode olodo, better get a life and enjoy it while u can. And if u find out now, she go be correct expert in d field of sucking and licking

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  137. Let her cum and meet me to teach her the essence of lovemaking and the act. Then she will know her talk is bullshit. The only part of sex I don't support is anal and bondage and spanking, fisting but when it responsible sex, I'm all for it.

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  138. It's funny how many people are very ignorant about sex issues. For the sake of humanity a woman can only get pregnant during a 5 day ovulation window. God has designed the woman's body to receive and enjoy sex almost throughout whole month unlike animals that having a certain 'mating' season. This is to tell us that GOD MADE SEX MORE THAN JUST FOR HAVING CHILDREN.

    Now on the issue of cannibalism, IT HOLDS NO WATER unless the writer want to tell me that if my husband has sex with me on a non-ovulation day, then i'm committing a sin because technically, his seed has been wasted in my cervix/womb.

    Also blood (if there is any sef)in a woman's vagina does not carry her eggs (if she is not on her period)so the cannibalism argument is null and void in the case of cunnilingus.

    There is also no life without the fusion of egg and sperm. Out of the millions of sperm cells injected into the cervix only about 10 make it to the Fallopian tubes and ONLY ONE is used. (This is why men with low sperm count find it difficult to sire children).

    A woman menstruates when her egg is unfertilised. That means tat all women at some point have committed cannibalism including the writer herself. Don't even get me started on wet dreams and masturbation.

    Oral sex is enjoyable and I don't believe any part of my husband's body should be restricted from me. The Bible says in 1Corinth 7 that the man's body belong's to the wife and vice versa.

    Next, There is not one place in the Bible that is against oral sex for married heterosexual couples. Even the book of Leviticus that is so vocal on bestiality, adultery, homosexuality and incest, has nothing to say about oral sex.

    If there is mutual agreement on any act (between the two parties). I don't see why it could be labelled as sin.

    The whole issue against oral sex is very puritanical and in my view non-biblical.

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  139. I know she also think fingering is cannibalism.

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  140. It's funny how many people are very ignorant about sex issues. For the sake of humanity a woman can only get pregnant during a 5 day ovulation window. God has designed the woman's body to receive and enjoy sex almost throughout whole month unlike animals that having a certain 'mating' season. This is to tell us that GOD MADE SEX MORE THAN JUST FOR HAVING CHILDREN.

    Now on the issue of cannibalism, IT HOLDS NO WATER unless the writer want to tell me that if my husband has sex with me on a non-ovulation day, then i'm committing a sin because technically, his seed has been wasted in my cervix/womb.

    Also blood (if there is any sef)in a woman's vagina does not carry her eggs (if she is not on her period)so the cannibalism argument is null and void in the case of cunnilingus.

    There is also no life without the fusion of egg and sperm. Out of the millions of sperm cells injected into the cervix only about 10 make it to the Fallopian tubes and ONLY ONE is used. (This is why men with low sperm count find it difficult to sire children).

    A woman menstruates when her egg is unfertilised. That means tat all women at some point have committed cannibalism including the writer herself. Don't even get me started on wet dreams and masturbation.

    Oral sex is enjoyable and I don't believe any part of my husband's body should be restricted from me. The Bible says in 1Corinth 7 that the man's body belong's to the wife and vice versa.

    Next, There is not one place in the Bible that is against oral sex for married heterosexual couples. Even the book of Leviticus that is so vocal on bestiality, adultery, homosexuality and incest, has nothing to say about oral sex.

    If there is mutual agreement on any act (between the two parties). I don't see why it could be labelled as sin.

    The whole issue against oral sex is very puritanical and in my view non-biblical.

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  141. I don't think any is wrong with it for married couples.
    naijaopenmouth.com

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  142. Hey dis woman dat sent that email must be hamaprodite for her to talk like dat. Maybe her tin na man and woman and she no get somebody wey go do am for am. Dats why she is trying to brainwash others with her unfounded fact. I know d kind of church people like her worship. Church where d pastor brainwash dem whereas he does the opposite. What is wrong with oral sex. What cannibalism is in oral sex. Se sperm and virginal fluid don turn pikin wen person swallow am. Abeg make she go hug transformer make she know spoil the rest of my day jo. Cannibalism ko, calabarlism ni. Ode olodo, better get a life and enjoy it while u can. And if u find out now, she go be correct expert in d field of sucking and licking

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  143. Preach!
    Sex is to have fun as far it is practised in a marriage!
    Cannibalism/Blood wtf?

    http://the-finest-in-internet.blogspot.de/

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  144. weyinmi says: ORAL SEX... HMMMMMMMM interesting. tis good, but i cant imagine d babe i wanna marry showing her expertise in such....... *raiseseyebrow* dey say practice makes perfect, ow many pipes cld she have blown b4 mine??? ye!

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  145. Height of illiteracy!!!

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  146. WONU: @ anon 10:22 ROTFLMAO

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  147. Lwkmd.no be small orjism

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  148. Chai! I haff Confuse,, Pls Wts Oral Sex, Mk God use Rainbow Sew Jacket 4 d writer of dis Kain unfounded Discovery, Nna, dis Tin Wey b AutoJet 2 Cloud 9, Taaar, Gerraway n Park Well, Lindy put ma Comment o, na ma First tym o.

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  149. nawa for all of una 4 dis blog ooo, una no know say oral sex sweet well well? its because some people have not had a taste of it that is why they are being naive. A trial will convince u. oral sex is so sweet

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  150. I think everyone is entitled to their opinion.we all have our different experiences that shapen our thoughts and our attitude towards issues.
    To the owner of this mail I wonder where you got your theory from but it is the funniest write up I have ever read in a long time,especially in this era of enlightenment..hahaha

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  151. This theory is quite unfounded and a little misguided. There is neither any scriptural nor medical proof to back this claim. Sex was made by God for couples to enjoy within the confines of marriage and anything aides from anal sex is permissible so far both parties are comfortable with each other and neither feels disrespected, abused,degraded or used.

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  152. Ehhhweeeee! Prof Izundu Chukwuere you haf nail it on da head! ROFLMAO! God wants us to enjoy sex. That's all I know. The only thing I frown upon is anal sex cuz God didn't create the anus for sex!

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  153. I AM ONE OF THOSE PPL WHO TINK ORAL SEX IS GROSS..BUT CANNIBALISM. .REALLY? SO BABIES WHO SUCK ON THE BREASTS OF THEIR MOTHERS ARE CANNNIBALS.....PLEASE

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  154. OMG..CANT STOP LAFFING...WITH THIS FACT PRESENTED TO US... LADIES, EVERY TIME YOU MENSTRUATE YOU ARE COMMITTING MURDER, YOUR JUGDEMENT AWAITS YOU. REPENT NOW

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  155. any bible backing for this? of she just came up with this idea


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  156. HI LINDA CAN U ADD A LIKE OR DISLIKE BUTTON TO THIS UR COMMENT PAGE..SOME COMEENTS ER DISERVE A MILLOIN LIKE. ...@Anonymous said...

    olodo drinking blood ko drinking blood ni are u a born again? when u eat meant dnt u knw u drink blood?do u knw how many blood u drink in a day?or u tink is only through sucking pussy and dick u drink blood dnt u even knw that when a man releases inside of u that u are drinking blood wt ur pussy, or when u are being giving blood in d hospital u dnt knw u are drinking blood wt ur body or u tink is only through mouth u drink blood?lair u hv no news,u hv only cm to destroy relationships so that d men and women will start flirting out of insatisfaction,ode next pls.

    September 27, 2012 8:57 AM

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  157. Pls Linda u n Ur readers should repent or else u will perished.@ this Time of HIV all u single men n gals think about is all form of pre marital sex. How healthy. Is oral whatever to Ur body. What a dirty generation.

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  158. illiteracy is a disease of the mind. Please go and read and free your mind from ignorance. Oral sex is as important as penetration in a legal sexual relationship.

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