In what can only be described as a scene from a Nollywood movie, screen diva Uche Jombo recently saved Ghanaian actor Van Vicker from a real-life detention in the hands of the SSS!!
Impeccable sources revealed to Bola Aduwo that Van was in Nigeria a couple of days ago. Apparently he had some prop guns from America which he planned to use in a movie. After passing all security checks, he entered the plane and while on-board, his attention was called to by airport security to identify what he had in his luggage. He identified that they were prop guns, the security personnel at the airport were not convinced and said they have to get their experts in Ikoyi to check it out! That was how Van was whisked off to the SSS gulag in Ikoyi where he eventually passed the night!
Just before Van was about to enter the SSS Office, he had the presence of mind to contact his wife and a colleague, Uche Jombo who at that time was attending the AMAAs. He BBed his situation to her and described where he was. Unfortunately for him because of the noise at the event and her low battery power, Uche did not see the messages till the following morning! When she did, Uche quickly sprung into action and began to pull strings! Van was later released but without his prop guns.
lmao@van...
ReplyDeleteUche the charming knight (abeg wetin be the feminine term for a knight?) to the rescue.
ReplyDeleteOne cant blame the SSS too much for doing their job. Moreover the security situation in this country is too tense. Only God knows when they watched movies last
Feminine name for Knight is *Knightress*
DeleteDame
DeleteWhat rubbish! They ar not real guns? Or ar they this 9ja sef make God help us. He can't be stupid to carry real guns on a flight? Thks to d golden lady, me av always liked her.
DeleteThanks Duke and Chioma
DeleteLinda Linda
ReplyDeleteChei! So he dosent have connections. Its a good act sha, so no one would be able to smuggle things irrespective of status.
ReplyDeleteWat do u expect?is dis is country?
DeleteShey? But they can't try it to Genevieve in Ghana na. Anyways atleast his out.
DeleteBIG GEHHHH!
ReplyDeleteMoral lesson plsss?msheeew
ReplyDeleteCarry a water gun when ur travelling and always have ur charger wit u ⌣̩_⌣
DeleteLwkmoh..smartass reply to a dumbass question..love it!!!...Nekky
Deletethe actions of our SSS makes me laugh most times. for their mind they are very efficient abi? yeye dey spell
ReplyDeletePoor guy,dats the dividends of the boko haram saga.at least security agencies are sitting up now or are they just showing off cos it VAN VICKER!
ReplyDeleteOUr security agents at the airport cannot tell the difference between real and fake gun....God help us in this country. We are finished.
ReplyDeleteIn this day and age with boko haram and other terrorists running amock..he shouldn't have..kudos to Uche..a friend in need..@StrfrmdaHips.
ReplyDeletePeople need to stop smuggling guns. Nigeria is not Ghana. Let's just hope Van Vicker has learnt his lesson. I hope his night with SSS would help deter other wannabe gunrunners and arms dealers. Smh. lol. I'm kidding oooo :)
ReplyDeleteVan Vicker, plz look on the positive. At least you got real life experience for your next movie: "GOD SENT ACTRESS SAVES STRUGGLING ACTOR FROM SSS DETENTION AT 4PM ON A RAINING AND THUNDEROUS WEDNESDAY NIGHT"
In another news, I hope it wasn't Uche Jombo who tipped off SSS to detain Van Vicker and keep him for the night to eat cold beans and toast -- so that she'd heroically bail him the next day -- to ensure that Van Vicker is forever indebted to Uche Jombo. Let's hope there's a happy ending to this story. I hope Van Vicker DID propose marriage to Uche Jombo before SSS released him --- if he didn't, plz, Uche Jombo should get SSS to grab him next time he lands in Nigeria :)
lol
Ladies, plz learn from the master, Uche Jombo.
If your man or someone you fancy won't propose or dragging their heel, have em arrested by SSS and get them to propose BEFORE they're released :)
U are d biggest Ode on LIB
Deletelmao...you are a sicko...who ever u are, i love ur imaginations n perspective.....write a book, trust me it will sell....but not in naija, maybe madagascar or so...
DeleteAsin Anon 10:16 you are miming trash!where's your brain?gawwwddd so dumb
DeleteNonsence sss,if nah to find who kill Funsho Willams now dey no go fit.nah to collect prop gun dem sabi.hissssssssssssssssssssssssss
ReplyDeleteI wish she will b helpful like that her female friends.. Desperate woman who has weakness for young cute men..
ReplyDeleteNa wa ooh,we have Blog Angel again here 4rm bloglord 2 blog baby and now blog angel L̳̿☺Ö̤̣̇☺ː̗̀(=)))ː̖́☺Ö̤̣̇☺L̳̿.
ReplyDeleteSo does it mean the SSS cannot identify prop guns? Y make him stay til mornin?
ReplyDeleteSMRH... Very sad, our SSS can't tell the difference between a real gun and prop gun? Nigeria is in trouble...
ReplyDeleteWatch out for the next nollywood epic, title; "The Gun Runer" Part 1,2,3 and 4.
ReplyDeleteLMFAO Linda u no dey ever carry last!
ReplyDelete@ anon 10 16 you are a big fool.If u don't have anything to say.Go do the dishes or make urself useful somewhere else.Must u pass stupid comments or make hurtful statements at every post??ode oshi
ReplyDeleteSo nigeria SSS can not TELL d difference btw fake movie gun n real one lord help nigeria, as 4 d olodo turning this to uche helping van cos he's cute n she's looking for husband you should be ashamed of ur self, van is a respectable married man with a lovely wife and cute kids! I am aware miss jumbo has many faults but I heard she has the best heart in nollyland and a good friend but I also heard she can wake up and make a friend an enemy without explaining why but she's one of those u can trust to take care of a situation, my advice to uche is to marry an ugly rich man since her love for cute boys is why this person can not even say -weldone
ReplyDeleteUr sense of solution is seriously warped.
DeleteIf to say he settle he for no need to involve uche jombo and d whole world
ReplyDeleteThe SSS guys don't have DSTV?
ReplyDeleteNow this is what am saying - it's common trend @ d airport now, when u r cheking in, sutoms already opened ur bags to check u plus NDLEA whatever, now u r comfortably sitted and they'll come whick u away to identify ur luggage again, yea i understand security measures, but my take is where r ur scanning machines???? do u know they march people out to identify lotions and shampoos n their lugagges? it has happened to me - now wt prop guns - I understand our insecurity - so as rubbbish as that airport is they v added the feather of not having a security expert's office in that place? so if a bomber is arrested, they wl 1st whisk him to ikoyi to determine f he has something on him or not - I swear naijanistan has a problem, d guys that checked him before his luggages were checked in, dd they not see d guns? HA naija ti yin ba yin fa
ReplyDelete@Realtruthhurts a female knight is called a knightess hahaha
ReplyDeleteUche Jumbo did not save Van Vicker from detention since he was already detained and spent a night with the SSS.
ReplyDeleteAnon 6:16 April 24. Every good deed does not have to end up on the bed. And you don't expect to be paid for everything. I guess you were joking. But believe you me, everybody may not grab the joke. Moreover, Van Vicker is married with kids. So don't put ideas on his head or on Uche 's head. You definitely don't want another Mercy Johnson or Ini Edo saga here.
ReplyDeleteUche I hear, is billed to wed very soon. She is just a nice chick. I'm sure she didn't attach any strings to her kindness.
If Uche Jumbo leaked this story, it's wrong.
ReplyDeleteIlliteracy is a disease.
ReplyDeleteLol van sent out this broadcast ......hi all, I circulated a story of the real version of what happened b4 sm media pple twist it all up, if u got it then know that's what it is.thx n stayeeasy. Lolllllllllll we heard you mr Vicker but we are allowed to say what we want to say like of all your Nollywood sidekicks why was it jumbo you called and who is the higher power she called to get you out because you left that part out in your real version
ReplyDeleteYes o tell this idiot the colour of d underwear u were also wearing that day! I swear,u r a FOOL...Me
Deletena wa for all of una wei no sabi talk sensibly.
ReplyDeleteCan't people have friend anylonger
ReplyDelete@ RealTruthHurts (abeg wetin be the feminine term for a knight?)...The Feminine term for a Knight is Knightingale...LoLz
ReplyDeletelmao@knightingale.u r a real jester
DeleteI guess sss are cops??poor van i cant believe what they put him through,he spent 2 nights where criminals are..:(why dont they arrest the real criminal in nigeria?i guess they are too many for them.Thanks Uche
ReplyDeleteGood Uche was at his rescue!!!
ReplyDeleteUche will always be a darling
ReplyDelete@ Anon 6:16pm
ReplyDeleteSHUT UP
You are the reason Silence was created,so that fools like you would always have an escape route.
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So ontop of this your epistle of a comment,not one iota of common sense to glean?
Pls, shove your foot back in your mouth.
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SSS forming efficiency but if na to catch Boko Haram,dat one na rocket science. Mscheeeeew.
Uche,well done. May you also have friends you can rely on in your time of need.
Lmao @ Anon 10:16! Gosh!!! Ure such a RETARD!
ReplyDeletesome pips sha..... so to help a friend now means you are sleeping with him/her? na so una go de circulate rumors which by the way it is gossip and it counts against you. pls stop causing trouble in pips life if you go about demanding sex as a reward for any little favor den watch it....in btw.... everyone isn't like you......uche jare,God bless you for the help.....van,sorry oh, our ODE securities have never known their job bc its thru dat same airport pips will carry cocaine et all and pass n de wont see dem meanwhile wen dem enter heathrow airport dem de catch dem
ReplyDeleteTruly a Nolly+Golly wood story. Linda u wrote the story(pls not news)so well like one of them scripts. They can use Saliva for super glue, i don't give a F.
ReplyDeleteNa wa o, y should the actor be carrying the prop guns???? dont they have people for that???? only in nigeria....and u people commenting didnt even ponder dat,just to blab rubbish, its these movies dat are draining ur IQs
ReplyDeletei think d sss did their job even witout the BBing he would have still been released
ReplyDeleteYou did day the gunds were prop guns right? With all the arms coming into this country unchecked DAILY the SSS have nothing better to do than arrest a man carrying prop guns??? Seriously??? WTH kinda country is this??? Haba!
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