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Tuesday 10 April 2012

Oh my days!! Guys. check out this cake!

 
Like wow! Seriously? Who made this cake? Amazing, huh? Just hope that hair is not real Brazilian hair...lol

155 comments:

  1. Tasteless and tacky. Nothing good about the cake.

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    1. Na wa o. How do you know it is tasteless???

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    2. Am not d commemtor but tasteless as in not really an eyesore dumbAss

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    3. @anon 11:22pm...you are tasteless since you don't know the other meaning of tasteless as it was used in the context by anon 3:31...go back to brighter grammer primary 3. Mtchewwwwwwwww

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    4. Why are u all fighting about someone's wedding cake? Pls d cake is really nice sha! Person we no like am make he go die!!!!

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  2. i dont fancy whatsoever.
    The theme to things like is is 'murder'.
    You slice a cake human being into pieces with cake knife and eat it. I dont get the creativity in it.

    yuk!!!!!!!!!

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    1. Its creative n nice, buh its not cool 4 a wedding cake. Birthday would be more appropriate....just my opinion

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    2. Like seriously, fear no go catch person to cut a human shaped cake? Weird

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    3. The hair spoils everything how can u put hair on what people will eat!

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  3. D dress on d cake is finer dn dt of d bride..d cake is nyc tho buh d hair on it made it luk tacky!!!

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  4. Who will eat the yansh of that cake?
    --Gbenga

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    1. The breast nko,abi the v.jay...lol

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  5. Absolutely amazing! The human mind,so creative.no limits,no boundaries.

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    1. Wats so amazing about a mannequin covered in fondant icing?Nigerians can trip for rubbish sha,wats so creative n limitless about dis?oh Puhlease make person see road jare.tasteless tacky cake.

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    2. Anon 10:53 how do u know it's tasteless?

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  6. Wowwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!

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  7. Pure creativity at its peak. Its very nice, seriously like very cool!

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  8. Why couldnt they make that cake a chocolate one?? Why must the cake resemble an oyinbo??? Mtchewwww. But the cake is nice tho. Back-breaking effort must have went into that. Whoever made it, GREAT JOB! Can I have a piece?? Lol.

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    1. My dear, the phrase is "must have gone into that".
      Sorry I had to put a knife to ur comment, was actually saving it for the tacky cake.

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    2. It actually looks ok..but d hair is an error..& d cake doesn't rly sooth weddings..using it 4 a birthdai celebtn wld Ve made mch sense tho..

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  9. Sexy cake hmmm! just thinking...who's prettier? d bride or d cake?

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  10. Mehn ill be so scared to eat such a cake

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  11. linda you are so funny but it is possible cos some people don't know what to do with money especially when it is excess. brazilian hair(lol)

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  12. Nice n creative!!! But I don't get why it should be a wedding cake!! Is it ideal for such an occassion?? Ideas anyone cos seriously I don't get it o!!
    Nuff said!!!

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    1. My thought exactly..it would av being cool if if it weren't a wedding cake...a birthday cake..yeah..but the most important day of ur life..except if u planning another wedding again..

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  13. D cake is mre beautiful nd classy dan d bride,like seriously dat is not a wedding cake,buh d baker try sha

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    1. U ass will be so jealous of ur mouth with all the shit coming out of it! Mumu!!

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    3. Don't mind her! Instead of her to go nd look for man dat wld marry you, u re here calling pple retards! Idiot oshi

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  15. Creativity @ itz best very cute!

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  16. very tacky for a wedding little gals have these types of cakes made all the time albeit with a dolls upper body part for birthdays....

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  17. na wah o, if na me b dis bride i no go gree, the cake is finerr

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  18. Linda which one is the bride?

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  19. WOW !!!The cake is way prettier than the bride !!!
    Lol !!!

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  20. Wait, so they cut all the 'girl cake' afterwards? That's like 5 shades of creepy for a wedding though. It would have made a 'stylish' birthday cake. Whoever made that cake is really good. Very creative.

    www.flawless-fabulous.blogspot.com

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  21. i honestly think d upper part of d cake is a mannequin simple bottom part cake

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  22. WTF is dis hell knw..next pls

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  23. nice work...rilly creative, buh omo u sure say blood no go comot for dat cake body wen it is cut?...jst wondering @ d human cake, i rilly dnt think i can eat it ooo, il be too scared

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  24. They clearly jst attached a manikin(dnt knw if i spelt that right) over a cake..........it looks kinda tacky 2 me tho

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  25. Creative yes but very tacky for a wedding, for a playboy party,fine. BTW e get as the bride dey sef. Ijeoma

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  26. Extremely tacky for a wedding cake.

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  27. Hmm..I didn't...get it..the bride was suppose to be the centre of attraction but unfortunately..the cake stole all the limelight..and its just like a mistess of d groom and some people wouldn't help but to start comparison BTW d bride..wat a tacky and wrong decision..its not even nice enough for a wedding cake..the most important day in once life.not wow for me at all..and the hair on food make it tasteless..sorryyy

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  28. The Cake is very fine although I don't like the fact that the cake looks better than the bride herself. Whatever..its her day! Anything is allowed!...Meggy

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  29. The bride should have borrowed the Brazilian wig from the cake....

    Mayowa

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  30. Disgusting cake!!

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  31. Linda, what is wow about this cake? sometimes I am a bit concerned about your taste. This cake is simply tacky, unfortunately it says a lot about the couple as well. Cakes aside, wishing the couple a happy married life.

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  32. Ogbanje cake,mtchewwww!

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  33. Ade u almost killed me wt laughter,yeah i quite agree with u.

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  34. quite creative but dem no do am well.i for die if d hair wey dey dere na brazillian...i for don dey dat party...lol but d groom resemble bride papa.na so dem dey marry..God go dey dia side..Amin

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  35. it's just a plastic mannequin mounted on round cakes... then covered in icing.

    nothing creative or back breaking about that.

    rather tacky in my opinion.. but hey, to each his own.

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  36. The bride spent the money she was supposed to use to buy a wedding gown to make the cake. Then she made her wedding gown from a local tailor. Or how do u explain the fact that the cake looks better than the bride?

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  37. the cake probably just made the groom finally realize how worwor his bride is

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  38. Must likely the couples are ritualists. A child who sees this might one day stab someone thinking that he/she would get a cake to eat. May be this is the condition their juju (vodoo) doctor gave them b4 they could ... they know better.

    This is not creativity; it is devilish. Read between the lines. Its not a matter of being superstitious. That cake symbolizes a human being...NYC-1

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  39. I love the cake. A good piece of art.

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  40. personal opinion, very inappropriate for the wedding even though creative but to each his own. if thts what the bride wanted then fine

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  41. Wha† kind ☺f nonsense cakع is da†? I can'† use such a† my wedding oh! Which kain yeye creativity? By †ђξ way, †ђξ doll itself is a manequin. †ђξ cakع only s†ar†s from †ђξ waist. Lººk a† †ђξ shoulder joint, Y☺Ʊ'll notice da† i†'s detachable.
    Creative ko! Creative ni!

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  42. if Bill gates were Nigerian lol http://tekpee.wordpress.com/2012/04/11/if-bill-gates-were-black-nigerian/

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  43. Thinking of it, I surprise say person no thief that hair!! Lmao****

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  44. No woman real or fake should be allowed to upstage the bride.

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  45. why must the lady in d cake be white? Africans need to liberate themselves

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  46. for a wedding? absolutely NO! maybe for my daughters 6 yr old birthday party. yes!

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  47. Hope you guys/gals know that the cake is not real, the top half is a mannequin and the bottom is styrofoam cover in fondant. The cake is for display only, not edible.

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  48. Common guys! People do barbie cakes for kids! Does it feel like eating humans? This is just the older version of a 'barbie cake'! But for a wedding????? Don't think it's such a great idea.

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  49. Looks morbid. Yuck yuck yuck

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  50. The cake looks like one of those sex dolls. Bachelorette party appropriate? Yes ... Wedding appropriate? I think - No! Big fail

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  51. Nice, but am not sure its appropriate for a wedding.....

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  52. I am soo weirded out by that Cake.

    WOW

    Fashionaccessories for Fashionlovers
    www.ckcollier.blogspot.com

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  53. I know the runs girls n carrier girls plus the ones that went to the space and moon will start hating n saying it's not by marriage. Wake up. Sleek where are you? We have one wedding here oo and some fuels have started hating on the picture lol.

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  54. I'm sure this must be somewhere in Oshogbo, Gbenga villa. Lol

    Gbenga hater!

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  55. Duhhh guys don't b dumb.. Dats a leggless mannequin placed on a cake. I wonder y u wud want ur cake b in d form of a white human wif a silly dress. Even if dey wantd a human cake it shud b a replica of d bride at least. Razz couple and Razz Wedding.
    Billie jean

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  56. It would have been ok if d cake was for anything fashion related. But for a wedding? Nbanu!

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  57. Am certain it's the ladies' idea. What are they trying to prove? Creativity? I doubt. Effizy? More like it. This is stupid and wasteful...I hope people don't start a craze for this now. So the man is marrying a cake and a woman. Huh

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  58. Uchefuna Chinyere11 April 2012 at 06:29

    The cake designer did a good work but i don't like the cake.

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  59. The idea is gud. Love it. It's just creativity.

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  60. Completely tasteless and overboard No creativity whatsoever.

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  61. Lovely..@ Gbenga notice me!!! You can have it if you want.

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  62. Not good for eaten

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  63. Defination of tacky

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  64. I don't see the sense in this

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  65. But dis cake really make sense die.

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  66. this cake might look nice for another occassion but not a wedding. looks like the man is getting married to his wife n his chic is in front.
    not a nice concept for a wedding but the cake in itself is creative

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  67. Creative but to what end, i don't fancy eating human parts. I prefer other forms of design

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  68. Like seriously?so its about the cake & not the couple na

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  69. I am sorry but the cake looks better than the bride, and definitely the wild dreams of the groom...hahahaha! chic with huge boobs, tiny waist, and nice booty with some long hair..hahahah!

    super tackiness... naija folks sha... i too do

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  70. Promoting cannibalism.

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  71. GBENGA u are asking who will eat d yansh abi,Gbengus will eat d yansh and everything inside it.The cake is so irritating and luks like marine cake.

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    1. Eww! Lady! Tone it down abeg. Ur making my brain go seriously graphic, and its not a pretty sight!!

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  72. Its a fyn cake but nt ideal fr a wedding ceremony. Beta fr bday

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  73. Linda, I thot you said you will no longer allow this so- called Gbenga dude to comment on yr blog?

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  74. The cake is beautifullll but it's not suitable for the occasion...if you need to have a doll on your wedding cake,it should be a carbon copy of the bride and not a total different babe on the cake!!!sorry to say,the doll is more beautiful than the Bride and that's a pity...If i were the man,i would almost place the ring on the doll instead of the lady standing behind the cake doll...

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  75. Omo d top of dis cake is plastic jorr! Dis is d handi work of d girl, cus she has ova sabi al ova her,fine cake shaa but not making sense,dey want 2 build a home & use destroying a human representation 2 start?cannibalistic behaviour. Abeg make dem go lick stew o'jare.LINDA abeg give us better gist jorr.*sipping gin & juice*

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  76. If only the bride put that much effort into her own appearance...SMH!!

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  77. You guys are just busy hating som1's creativity... If it were to be a white mans doing and it's gonna be launched in a special private show... You all ffake asses will scramble for a chance to be there! Blv me it's a wonderful (tinkin outta d box) so am applauding this caterer for a job well done! Lastly wot I noticed in dat cake is dat a maniquin was placed on dat cake, the full lenght is not a cake, the cake starts from the waist line....

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  78. This is utterly disgusting!!!
    Since when did marriage become a joke!?!? what nonsence

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  79. Tis cake should be 4 a 10 yrs old wanna be princess gal nt a grown up bride. D hair on d cake makes it more irritating 2 eat

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  80. cake wey get brazillian hair..kmt!

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  81. lack of concept to me oooo. in a wedding the bride should be the focal point not one yeye dolly baby, why the doll no black sef. this cake is better for a bridal shower or bachelorette party.

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  82. I'm not saying the cake is not okay, but what does it portray in a wedding ceremony? SMH

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  83. for a bridal shower or barch eve. maybe. but for the wedding. completely tasteless

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  84. Extremely tasteless and tacky!!!...No swag whatsoever.

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  85. I tot weddin's r suppose to be abt d bride..dis weddin is abt her cake..

    Amy Abdullahi

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  86. errr...The cake obviously doesn't suit the couple's personality.I would have understood the concept if it was dencia's wedding tho'

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  87. Somebody heellppp, they've smuggled in mami water as cake into someone's wedding.

    Besides, eat that cake and symbolically cannibalize a human being.

    Good on the creativity, cause it takes skill to interprete a concept like this. Yet this is one creaativity I'd rather not touch. Yuck, I feel like puking.

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  88. Jheez!!! Nigerians a lot of u need to just relax and STFU!! there is absolutely nothing wrong wiv the Cake. for me u have to give the bride and groom some credit for their guts. i bet if it was one of ur politician pikin wey don steal money come display this cake for EKO hotel ballroom or whateva, Words like tacky wont come out of ur dirty traps. fookin cunts the lot of u guys chatting. send in ur not so tacky cakes and ground breaking concepts then and lets see. flippin clowns!!

    to d bride, me i say Big up. dont let none of these dead guyz bring u down. U R beautiful n so is ur cake. init Linda?

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  89. dis jus doesn't make any sense...d girl obviously forced ha husband 2 agree 2 dis!!aint no wedding cake,beta 4 ha bday!so tacky n tasteless.in one word:razz!

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  90. The cake is very beautiful.Nice work, abeg make the husband eat the breast of the cake

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  91. LOL!!!! I love my Naija people, I'm seriously laughing here. Not only can we talk, our sense of humour sometimes ehn... Anyways, I don't see the big deal in this 'cake girl'. Tacky?-def yes, Ritualist?-heck no. The bride(or the groom)is most likely a tailor or 'fashion designer'..so what better way to showcase her skills and advertise her biz than by grabbing one the mannequins in her shop and baking a cake gown(if thats what it is)round it..Lighten up peoples!

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  92. Linda, it is brazilian hair oo. walai talai

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    1. Lol. Finally cracked me up. Funny the hair might even be more expensive than the cake!

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  93. Linda your taste truly worries me!!!

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  94. Nice cake...but il b careful to know what part of the cake is on my plate....definately not the hair

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  95. †ђε cake simply means dat whosoever I̶̲̥̅̊§
    m̶̲̥̅γ̲̣̣̥ mistress i̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ dis wedd ceremny wud b killed n eaten raw.so stay off ha hubby ok

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  96. Definitely Tacky !!!

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  97. This is what you get from an oversabi village local champion.......hiss i wonder what kind of friends she has, kudos to d caterer sha nice work, but so not for a wedding. Bush girl feeling funky u for kuku bring mickey mouse sef hiss.

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  98. Money miss road.Stupid idea .At its best it is canibalism and at worst primitive.

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  99. ONOME says.................
    As in for a wedding?as a wedding cake? Isookai!!

    To each his own!

    # whistling and walking on by,tralala tralala#

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  100. Agreed the cake is creative...BUT how on earth can anybody use it for their wedding??? Ewwww, creppy, tacky and tasteless in my opinion. She lucky she no marry my own husband....he definitely wouldn't stand beside that cake; infact, he just might leave me cos of it :D

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  101. This kind of cake is so not good for a wedding. What was d rationale behind dis kind of cake. I wont be surprised if the husband starts to cheat on his bride because she has initiated him by giving him a lovely cake girl friend wif big boobs.Boobs bigger than hers.May God bless their union sha.I wonder what her mother inlaw said wen she saw that kind of cake. Smh

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  102. typical bridal shower cake to me.

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  103. this is indeed creativity. i love it.

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  104. Disgustingly tacky.She is an mgbeke no doubt about it!

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  105. For a birthday? Yes
    For a playboy party? Yes
    For a wedding with that tacky looking weavon & the negligee? NO. A short wig + a wedding dress look on the mannequin would make more sense.

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    1. My thots exactly! The bridal cake is not even dressed convincingly as a bride!

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  106. Naija for show any day. Following the footsteps of the naija lady who had a replica of herself for wedding. http://edition.cnn.com/2008/LIVING/01/07/cake.irpt/index.html?eref=rss_topstories

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  107. For a birthday? Yes
    For a playboy party? Yes
    For a wedding with that tacky looking weavon & the negligee? NO. A short wig + a wedding dress look on the mannequin would make more sense.

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  108. If it was for a bridal shower as others have mentioned the CAKE is perfect. But for a wedding this is extremely Tacky......like what the hell was she thinking.....????this na real local champion...lmao!

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  109. A mannequin on a wedding cake? Na wa o

    http://bit.ly/Hv9iIv

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  110. This one nah Yemoja cake. May be the girl nah mammy water. God help us. Condition wen her mates go allow her marry.lol

    Just kidding!

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  111. Dem for kuku give d cake legs na..........shior

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  112. I like the cake. Would have preferred it on a b-day or some other occasion. good sense of humor.

    Linda, your site is too slow

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  113. Rubbish!!! Which one is this mammywater cake now??

    Olah

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  114. Creative bt nash! nt 4 a weddin

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  115. They had to come up with something big and nice. Enuf cake to go round for the guest naa. Creative though.

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  116. OMG!!! This is creepy, tacky, tastless, senseless, crap, ugly, primitive, stupidity at its peak. I'm sure blood gushed out of d mannequin (lol). What does this doll in a lingerie symbolize on their wedding day??? Work on ur taste girl!!!

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  117. no hating but this wedding has a village setting that cake may be plastic with icing sugar all over it

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  118. i dont like the cake, so not nice. i dont think i want to have hair on ma cake. yukkkkk!!!! besides even as tacky as the cake is, its still finer than the brides outfit.

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  119. OMG! U guys dnt get!! D lady is tryin 2 demonstrate wat will hhappen 2 anny laddy who comes near her man lmao

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  120. Looking @ d Bride's local hand chain,Spider hair piece and horrible wedding gown.....I cant say am surprised by her choice of cake...Tacky is an understatement.....Ewwwwwwwww

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  121. Only in Naija, I have never laughed so much. Is there nothing our people won't hate on!

    If Linda put a blank picture on her blog, naija will still come and hate.

    A beg, leave the chick and her cake, at your own wedding don't make mannequin cake.

    Peace and love.

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  122. very ugly cake

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  123. That's very creative minus the hair. Naijas, abeg chill with this brazilian hair.

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  124. check this out another Nigerian bride,i think this was the brides inspiration, http://www.aolnews.com/2011/03/23/bride-orders-giant-wedding-cake-shaped-shaped-like-herself/

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  125. i really dont understand people.....wat is wrong wit d cake??its ha wedding.if she lyk sef,she 4 bake man join sef....pple callin it tacky n stuff....lighten up jo....

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  126. vvc1 of Auditor State13 April 2012 at 06:33

    abeg o y dey no put groom cake for dere? dey go put only bride, if na me be d groom i go take d bride cake to be my wife becos is finner dan d one way i wan marry now. Abi no be so?

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  127. only the tiers are cake.
    The rest of it is plastic.
    And yes it is, extremely distasteful.
    Can't believe the groom allowed this

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