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Footballer Boateng's girlfriend blames his numerous injuries on too much sex! Lol

'He (Kevin Prince Boateng) is always injured because we have too much sex,' says his girlfriend, model/TV presenter, 25 year old Melissa Satta.

Mellisa told Vanity Fair - 'we have sex seven to ten times a week. The amount of sex we have has contributed to his injuries', she believes.

The AC Milan midfielder has been out of action for over a month now due to muscular problems. Lately, it's been one injury or the other with Boateng. Now at least we know why...:-)

But biko, how is 7 to 10 times a week too much sex? Me that was hoping to get at least twice a day when I marry. That would be 14times a week. Only 7 times a week with a girlfriend like that? This Boateng is a slacker jor! lol.
at 1/22/2012 03:02:00 pm

87 comments:

  1. Anonymous22 January 2012 at 15:06

    lmao!!

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  2. ONYEDIKING22 January 2012 at 15:08

    Hmmmm @linda can i be ur boyFrd pls www.gideblog.com

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  3. Anonymous22 January 2012 at 15:09

    he is a major slacker...i do hope i find a chic wif ur libido...sorry...willingness 4 a wife...SHMG!

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  4. Anonymous22 January 2012 at 15:10

    Sex is just every man's wish...i don't care having it 5times a day...botenge should even do more...i bet his injury is just a certain stuff....10 times?lol

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  5. Aminu Tukur22 January 2012 at 15:15

    well marry a horseman then Linda. hahahaha!!! nice thgh!!!

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  6. Anonymous22 January 2012 at 15:23

    Hehe...linda na wa 4 ΰ ☺. ℓ̊ sha pity ur husband cos he wuld run nd wen he does, ΰ culd hit me up 2 help ΰ move d ministry ;) lol

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  7. Anonymous22 January 2012 at 15:30

    Linda u ar harsh o! Hw wld u survive by the third week? 2wice a day.

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  8. Anonymous22 January 2012 at 15:31

    Invariably, wat is she saying..am the cause of your problem..some girls are dumb..mumu..as for u Linda, no comment.

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  9. Chiemela22 January 2012 at 15:35

    Naah..., I feel sex even keeps one in good form for football. But linda nawa for u oh seven times not seven rounds and u say this guy is a slacker. I dey fear u oh!!!

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  10. How to Create a Website and make money22 January 2012 at 15:35

    men you too much keep it up bro....

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  11. Anonymous22 January 2012 at 15:36

    Marriage is not all abt sex, it will even get to a point that you will not be interested. Change your mentality Linda...though u said d truth..dt is wat everybody thinks before getting married but once married, is a different ball game.

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  12. Anonymous22 January 2012 at 15:46

    When I first met my husband we had sex at least and I. Said AT LEAST 2 times a day for over a year then it narrowed down to once a day and we have been together for 5 year and it still once a day. So please 7-10 times is not too much. I must have sex every morning or I will not have a good day so around 4:30am/5am my husband knows what to do, no love making just pure sweet sex and he loves his right before going to bed.

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    1. Fearless!22 January 2012 at 18:25

      Really! That's some serious stuff! What happens when u guys are nt talking?

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    2. Anonymous22 January 2012 at 23:47

      LMFFFAAAAAOOOO SEX IS NOW A JOB. 4:30am/5am REPORT FOR DUTY.

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    3. Anonymous23 January 2012 at 00:21

      That's why we can't fight for long besides I remember once we had an argument, I even went to sleep in another room by 5am he walked into the room and did his manly duties, then and then the quarrel ended.

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  13. Anonymous22 January 2012 at 15:49

    Lols... Linda, one in d morning and d oda in d afternoon.

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  14. Anonymous22 January 2012 at 15:53

    Wt ds type of girlfriend, na every seconds I go dey do d thing..olohun... Chk d pix, d girl is hot.

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  15. Anonymous22 January 2012 at 15:56

    Dr. Sanjay gupta ..." @ least sex twice a day makes one healthy and sharp in his or her thought"

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  16. Anonymous22 January 2012 at 15:56

    As a forward thinking yoruba man, 10x a day sef small if i get that kind babe for house or 2x a day if na fine igbo babe, 1x a day if na hausa n a fake smile every month don do for yoruba babe.

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  17. Jess22 January 2012 at 15:59

    @ Anonymous 3:23pm. You cracked my ribs. You must be Gordons! Thanx for the lafta!

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  18. Anonymous22 January 2012 at 16:05

    That's what you get when your girlfriend is a BIMBO....Lolzzzz.

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  19. Anonymous22 January 2012 at 16:15

    Lol @ linda ejo ooh

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  20. Anonymous22 January 2012 at 16:16

    LMAO... 7 TIMES IS NOT TOO MUCH NOW

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  21. Anonymous22 January 2012 at 16:21

    Hmmm. This is interesting...but come o, Linda baby.....r u fasting from xxx till ur wedding day? If so, abeg tell us ur coping strategies.

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  22. Anonymous22 January 2012 at 16:24

    Lmao. Linda is such a fooooool. 14 times a week? Whatapun?

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    1. Fearless!22 January 2012 at 18:28

      Her opinion, name calling not necessary!
      Be civil!!!

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    2. Anonymous23 January 2012 at 11:11

      Hmn hmn, who is this aproko dat wants 2 ginger d thing? Like hell she knows i didnt mean it in dat context. With d emphasis on "fool"

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  23. Anonymous22 January 2012 at 16:33

    ...hahahahaa...this Linda ehnn!...lol

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  24. Dee dee22 January 2012 at 16:55

    Lol! I hear you jare Linda...as long as it's good quality sex sha o...not wham bam thank you ma'am. That one I no fit.

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  25. Nkaytchee22 January 2012 at 17:09

    lindaaaaaa......u too like dat thing

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  26. Anonymous22 January 2012 at 17:19

    i really would like to do it, 7 times a day but our dear nigerian men, dont know how to satisfy a lady. 7times a week, that is just too small.maybe, his jt is too small.

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    1. Fearless!22 January 2012 at 18:33

      Hahaha!
      7 times a day, that's suicide and or murder!!!

      Its either u kill yourself, your partner or both.
      It happens once in a while but everyday is,unbeleivable!

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  27. Anonymous22 January 2012 at 17:23

    at least 7 times a week??? this boateng guy sounds like a sex addict o.....

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  28. Anonymous22 January 2012 at 17:37

    Hmmmm, with such a hot chic/wife/meal/dish/watever to ''eat'' everyday...3X a day is barely enuf *winks*

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  29. Anonymous22 January 2012 at 17:58

    Linda..u fit talk sef..u not even getting any at the mo...yet you looking for 14 times in a week!!...

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  30. Anonymous22 January 2012 at 18:09

    I HATE SEX, SIMPLE! its jus overrated jor, mtshwee

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  31. Anonymous22 January 2012 at 18:14

    Ahhh linda I so luv ur sense of humor. Susan

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  32. izu22 January 2012 at 18:18

    when u marry
    i luv that statment shows u r a gud gurl

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  33. Anonymous22 January 2012 at 18:30

    Is boateng not a Mandingo man. How I wish I can get some too?

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  34. Fearless!22 January 2012 at 18:38

    As for me,I want a man with the right libido.I want us to be sexually compatible!

    The sex should be one word,......brilliant!!!

    :-)

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  35. Anonymous22 January 2012 at 19:09

    I'm a 28yrs pretty lady a virgin but fantasize about sex a lot, i'll do it every seconds of d day when i eventually get married later dis year

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  36. emerald22 January 2012 at 19:36

    LINDA U ARE A VERY STUPID GURL LOL

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  37. Anonymous22 January 2012 at 19:56

    Hhhhmmm Linda I so love you, as for me 3x a day, morning, back from work and night b4 sleep, else no food for house lol, I and ma hubby r perfect match wen it comes to dt tin, cos I knw many couples aint real to their partner on what they want and how dey want it, time will come when I won't have the strength for it, so why not enjoy now

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  38. Ritamaly22 January 2012 at 20:28

    Linda was just joking. Why wil some annanimous wit out a name cal sm1 a fool. People watch it if u dont know how 2 talk why nt keep silent. Must u comment? Al d same Linda u are funny.

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  39. Anonymous22 January 2012 at 20:29

    linda m just curious, if ur single & ve such strong sexual urge how do u satisfy urself in d meantime & don't tell me dildo does it...

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  40. The Great Oracle22 January 2012 at 20:31

    Sex 14 times a week! Unless you want to marry a jobless man. You think trying to oversex your imaginary husband is the anti-dote to cheating on you?

    Abeg, Linda, get a life jo. Better go & buy a man whose only job is to be "shagging" you 14 times as you desire. Meanwhile, babes like you go just dey talk. You fit no get action o!

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  41. Anonymous22 January 2012 at 20:34

    I'm sure Ghanaian girls are unhappy that he is not dating one of them.. The fact that he is even mixed/ light skinned must hurt them even more. Lmaooo

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  42. Segisonline22 January 2012 at 20:34

    Pardon my question but i read in the Ghanaian papers some months back that Boateng is Married with a child. Where from this girlfriend then?

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  43. Anonymous22 January 2012 at 20:49

    A player has 2 stay away 4rm sex, so I fink 7 to 10times is much more 4 a kinda international player

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  44. Anonymous22 January 2012 at 20:54

    even in menses? come on guys! be realistic! with the job-stress situation in Nigeria, Lasigidi to be specific, it is difficult to have sex everyday as a married couple, not to talk of between a girlfriend and boyfriend who might visit themselves on weekends or twice a week, except they are live-in-lovers, even with that, it is still unrealistic!

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  45. Anonymous22 January 2012 at 21:11

    I'm married. sex twice a week is enough for us. Sex is hyped. Only unemployed people will be able to have sex twice a day. Routine sex becomes boring. After sex, you feel weak and dull throughout the day.

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    1. Anonymous23 January 2012 at 00:27

      Speak for yourself sweetheart, I'm usually energized after sex and I'm equally married. My husband and I enjoy having sex and we experiment.

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  46. Anonymous22 January 2012 at 21:36

    If you're jobless, then 7 - 10 times a week isn't too much. But if you have a life 2- 5 times is okay.

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  47. Anonymous22 January 2012 at 21:43

    So many of you guys proclaiming to do it 10 - 100 times a week can't even last more than ten minutes for 1 time..

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  48. Anonymous22 January 2012 at 22:04

    linda, let me put it to u this way. "Empty barrels make the most noises" (No offence darling).Simply put, U r all talk no action. Chics like u bark outside but are toothless in bed. Trust me, no be yap, na fact. Besides, I believe uve put ur sharp out and talent into very good use through this blog. But if u still doubt me. This is my alternate email (paulr10152@yahoo.com). Holla me. And trust me, THIS IS NOT A PICK-UP LINE, I already have a chic and she said she's ok wit it. But really, she thinks that u r actually too dull to respond cause u may tink im hitting on you. LOL

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    1. Anonymous22 January 2012 at 23:28

      U re so stupid...very stupid...like seriously u re a FOOL.a BIG one.and ur gf is an asshole.u both re just disgusting

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    2. Anonymous22 January 2012 at 23:31

      Like seriously,why wld she respond???does she look like ur slutty gf to u???only a slutty whore will give her bf a go-ahead to a sex bet.u re disgusting.the both of u re.SICK PERV....tony

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    3. Anonymous23 January 2012 at 07:36

      So what's d email addy for?ur just really slow....u already said dat "empty barrels make d loudest noise"like say she no get beta pple for her life wen she fit do,na u idiot with no face and I'm sure small prick she go cum call!shut d hell up and go and meet ur imaginary girlfriend!

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  49. Anonymous22 January 2012 at 22:11

    Trust me linda. by the time you are married for 1 year yo will see sex differently. Don't get me wrong there will be times when you will get it as much as you want but they will be far and few in between.

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  50. Anonymous22 January 2012 at 22:32

    as a footballer u are advice to av less sex. lyk once a week or two. so boateng is going overboard.

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  51. Anonymous22 January 2012 at 23:01

    Hmh..Aunty Linda ,are u sure u v not been getting it like twice a day now..wink wink

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  52. Anonymous23 January 2012 at 00:03

    How come she is talking there sex life by d way 10 time is not to much

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  53. Anonymous23 January 2012 at 02:17

    Sex everyday is boring and kind of sick (e.g. sex addict). The fun in sex is when you spend some days without doing it and allow that fire to build up, so when u finally have it is an explosion of feelings! I have been married for almost 6 years and I know if it depended on my hubby we would have it twice or more everyday! But I love to make him wait until he can't wait no more, that is the perfect sex and it doesn't get boring! You guys can thank me later!

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  54. Anonymous23 January 2012 at 06:34

    7x or 14x? then both of them must be jobless or don't have any responsibility to think of!

    footballers are advised to be disciplined when it comes to sex and alcohol, MODERATION is the key word here.

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  55. Anonymous23 January 2012 at 08:53

    Linda that ur 14 times a week is equal to her 3 times...you think she is talking abt just in and out....one round with dat babe na ur one week sex oo...lol

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  56. Anonymous23 January 2012 at 09:00

    Linda! U say twice a day cos u aint married! When u are, I bet it will become twice a month! mark my words!

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  57. Anonymous23 January 2012 at 09:31

    see linda, I pity u. U no kno say a particular C*** dey tire person? with diff ones, men can do 3x daily but with a particular one, Man go tire

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  58. Butumi23 January 2012 at 09:34

    @Anonymous 01:04pm, hhmmm, interesting!! While wait 4 Linda to respond, abeg pass me ur gal control, make I dey finish work....birds of d same feather..*winks*. But Linda 4get dat long story, u no fit...ur type na sidon dey look...*daring u*...lol

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  59. Anonymous23 January 2012 at 10:30

    what a fool

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  60. Anonymous23 January 2012 at 10:33

    Mehn,I can't ooo! My hubby has a very big Dick(9inches) I swear. He lasts almost one hour at a time, so how can I hav sex 7 to 8 times a wk with him? Na sucide be dat. We do it 2 to 3 times Max a wk. Any thing more than dat,let him go find another girl b4 I die biko. He has a very high libido & it pains me dat I can't satisfy him due 2 d pains I always feel *sad face*

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  61. Anonymous23 January 2012 at 10:42

    Linda needs Apkako.
    Dont worry U will get it WELL WELL when u marry.
    I am sure men are coming for U, why haven't U given one a chance to take U home to mama?
    Just curious.

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  62. lepa toh behd23 January 2012 at 12:08

    u pple insultin linda shud dash into d bathroom,take a hot shower and hug a nearby transformer.make sure u do dat wiv a smile orn!4 pete"s sake shez jus kiddin ahn ahn!!

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    1. swisslhurv24 January 2012 at 04:55

      My dear, I dunno where some people deposit their sense of humor, may 9ft below. Linda is obviously puTting up a joke 2 liven the whole post buh some idiots with water melon head can't figure that......mtsheeeew!

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  63. Anonymous23 January 2012 at 12:42

    This Linda, you be jew-girl o! But anyways, I can bet you are having sex much more regularly than most peeps, so don't hide behind the "when I get married" trash.

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  64. peach23 January 2012 at 15:22

    but seriously 7 times a week and in her mind that's something to wow at? i do a MINIMUM of 3x a day when i and my man r together.

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  65. Anonymous23 January 2012 at 15:53

    well said
    anonymous January 22, 2012 3:36pm

    linda wen u get married n d kids starts coming, sex go tire u.

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  66. Anonymous23 January 2012 at 15:54

    whats d diff btwn sex n fuck

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  67. Anonymous23 January 2012 at 19:21

    u b ashewo, no go marry...yeye man

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  68. @IamKdaniel23 January 2012 at 22:56

    Mehn,for the babe mind. boateng dey nack her...mscheew....
    buh linda yu be hound-doggy o!.14 times no be joke.

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  69. Anonymous23 January 2012 at 23:32

    Linda is serious,she did make a similar comment on twitter,how sad

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  70. swisslhurv24 January 2012 at 05:02

    Abeg if u'r always weak and dull after sex, then u'r not doing it right. GBAM!
    And lemme state that daily sex isn't for unemployed people.Just Cus it doesn't work 4 u, doesn't mean it doesn't work 4 others. Different folks, different strokes!

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  71. Anonymous24 January 2012 at 13:15

    You have refused to publsh my post because I said the truth abi?

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  72. Anonymous24 January 2012 at 14:00

    what is Boateng doing with such a dumb girlfriend

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  73. Olajide24 January 2012 at 14:50

    How does linda know she can do it 14 times a week? you are charting dust? did you drink alomo bitters before this blog? last time i checked, you havent done it in over two years and i have evidence!!!

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  74. Anonymous24 January 2012 at 17:27

    Having sex is different from making love. You make love to the lady you adore. I hate doing rounds, does not mean I don't like sex. I will do everything to make my lady happy, not holding back one bit. At the end of it, she says thank you. A long session of course and I sleep thereafter :-)

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  75. Anonymous24 January 2012 at 22:27

    Can't stop laughing.

    Chei,all dis chaos cuz of dick and pussy mata?Wahala dey o

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  76. Ben25 January 2012 at 11:59

    Lmao!its depends on hw long nd spicy u make it,even if its 2ce a wk.evry1 has dia style

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