I heard Tuface injured his fingers while caressing a hairy girl's chest. The sharp (as blade) hairs on her chest almost decapitated his fingers. Thank God it wasnt Tuface's manhood that ventured onto her hairy chest. It could have been worst. Imagine Tuface's manhood on the hotel room floor. Believe me, the pain for him would have been more painful than Nigerian map being tattooed on his manhood. Ouch. Not to worry, Mr Tuface Idibia. I know the cure for your almost severed fingers. You will be healed in no time, as long as you stick the injured fingers up the same girl's arse. Tuface, shove your fingers up her anus. Keep it there for 7 hours. Tuface, forget holly water. The warmth in her arse is the magic cure you're looking for. Tuface, get well, soon.
Injury on any of one's finger usually cause a discoloratn probably a blood clot making it appear dark, i guess dis must have been what happened to 2face
He was tryn 2 open d Vaj in a haste n 4got 2 ask 4 access code 2 unlock d last step n his fingers was caught. Sori honey bring it let me help u ease d pain, i wil give u all ma codes.
For gwad sakes, don't think too dirty! That could be him just using his finger doing some p**sy digging. Stay focus- Browse free with your laptop and phone
Staph nai catch im hand. You know say nai im start to dey use since im tin dey always dey disrespect condom and give belle so im start to use that finger.... Ndoh! 2face eh.
it's a fashion accessory/statement jor. didn't nelly wear plaster on his face for a long time? watch lagos boys start plastering their fingers all over now
Miss Linda, I'm wondering why you would place that caption on your post? This is a histrionic post. You need to reflect and review posts/captions before making your decision. It's offensive and repulsive. Your captions are inconsistent with what you say or believe. Fair enough, you are a blogger and not a journalist. However, show some decorum and behave.
He was in some 3some with horny babes.. after exhausting his main instrument on them and couldnt get it going anymore, he had to use his fingers and mouth bruising it in the process. he also has some plaster on his lips too.. he's covering it with his hand.
hell awaits!!!!!! repent for the kingdom of God is @ hand...when we started saying rubbish in public n it became cool i do not know but we need to align our tots and words according to God's ways....
hell awaits!!!!!! repent for the kingdom of God is @ hand...when we started saying rubbish in public n it became cool i do not know but we need to align our tots and words according to God's ways....
Let's see, he fingered a babe who had a blade up her pu**y?
ReplyDeleteMaybe one his accumulated babes chopped off his fingers,lol
ReplyDeleteIf your finger will lead u to hell, cut it. That's what he has done.
ReplyDeletena those fingers he dey take do V now and i pity the clit those dirty nails of his wl go into...na gonocucus straight....lolls
ReplyDeleteno mind me tubaba, i stl love ur music
I heard Tuface injured his fingers while caressing a hairy girl's chest. The sharp (as blade) hairs on her chest almost decapitated his fingers. Thank God it wasnt Tuface's manhood that ventured onto her hairy chest. It could have been worst. Imagine Tuface's manhood on the hotel room floor. Believe me, the pain for him would have been more painful than Nigerian map being tattooed on his manhood. Ouch. Not to worry, Mr Tuface Idibia. I know the cure for your almost severed fingers. You will be healed in no time, as long as you stick the injured fingers up the same girl's arse. Tuface, shove your fingers up her anus. Keep it there for 7 hours. Tuface, forget holly water. The warmth in her arse is the magic cure you're looking for. Tuface, get well, soon.
ReplyDeleteAbeg leave this guy alone,he has paid his dues.
ReplyDeleteThink deep, think dirty.
ReplyDeleteThink deep, think dirty. I really like that line
ReplyDeleteInjury on any of one's finger usually cause a discoloratn probably a blood clot making it appear dark, i guess dis must have been what happened to 2face
ReplyDeleteTuface, next time your own hand go comot. So take am jeje de do the V thing.
ReplyDeleteYou did not mention his fore finger. It is the fore finger that some men use to do that thing and not the middle finger.
ReplyDeleteBoth fingers are plastered. Looks like somebody wants to date Tuface. Wink* Just joking.
He put the long thing inside a TRAP thinking nothing dey happen and the TRAP closed in on the finger. He then realised that something dey happen.
ReplyDeleteHe was tryn 2 open d Vaj in a haste n 4got 2 ask 4 access code 2 unlock d last step n his fingers was caught. Sori honey bring it let me help u ease d pain, i wil give u all ma codes.
ReplyDeleteFor gwad sakes, don't think too dirty! That could be him just using his finger doing some p**sy digging. Stay focus- Browse free with your laptop and phone
ReplyDelete*yawn*linda you need to look for a man real soon
ReplyDeleteThe guy is good wit d fingaz, even at all d insults, some chicks can strip 4 him on stage
ReplyDeleteStaph nai catch im hand. You know say nai im start to dey use since im tin dey always dey disrespect condom and give belle so im start to use that finger.... Ndoh! 2face eh.
ReplyDelete*ajalahtravel*
it's a fashion accessory/statement jor. didn't nelly wear plaster on his face for a long time? watch lagos boys start plastering their fingers all over now
ReplyDelete@LINDA think deep,,,thiink Dirty.....i like that...........gist us....
ReplyDeleteIs that one news...
ReplyDeletewww.personaedeve.blogspot.com
Miss Linda, I'm wondering why you would place that caption on your post? This is a histrionic post. You need to reflect and review posts/captions before making your decision. It's offensive and repulsive. Your captions are inconsistent with what you say or believe. Fair enough, you are a blogger and not a journalist. However, show some decorum and behave.
ReplyDeleteHe was smoking the last drag of weed (Claro) and got his hand burnt while dragging. U kno that's d sweetest part of weed
ReplyDeleteHe was smoking weed and it got all the way down n burnt his fingers...those are the 2 fingers u use to hold a blunt or a cigarette. -Endofstory-
ReplyDelete.lmfao! Chai Linda! U a Very Badt gan! o!... *nw Visualizing All Sorts of X-rated images in 3D Format*
ReplyDeleteHe was in some 3some with horny babes.. after exhausting his main instrument on them and couldnt get it going anymore, he had to use his fingers and mouth bruising it in the process. he also has some plaster on his lips too.. he's covering it with his hand.
ReplyDeleteOld gist LI......
ReplyDeleteHe needs to cut his nails though.
hell awaits!!!!!! repent for the kingdom of God is @ hand...when we started saying rubbish in public n it became cool i do not know but we need to align our tots and words according to God's ways....
ReplyDeletehell awaits!!!!!! repent for the kingdom of God is @ hand...when we started saying rubbish in public n it became cool i do not know but we need to align our tots and words according to God's ways....
ReplyDeletena weed fire burn im hand..
ReplyDelete