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Sunday 6 November 2011

What happened to Tuface Idibia's middle finger?

Think deep, and think very dirty. When I say dirty, I mean like really really dirty...*wink*

Photo credit: Seriouslydoughnuts

29 comments:

Tunmama said...

Let's see, he fingered a babe who had a blade up her pu**y?

Anonymous said...

Maybe one his accumulated babes chopped off his fingers,lol

Anonymous said...

If your finger will lead u to hell, cut it. That's what he has done.

sakara said...

na those fingers he dey take do V now and i pity the clit those dirty nails of his wl go into...na gonocucus straight....lolls

no mind me tubaba, i stl love ur music

Dr Breastus Boobison said...

I heard Tuface injured his fingers while caressing a hairy girl's chest. The sharp (as blade) hairs on her chest almost decapitated his fingers. Thank God it wasnt Tuface's manhood that ventured onto her hairy chest. It could have been worst. Imagine Tuface's manhood on the hotel room floor. Believe me, the pain for him would have been more painful than Nigerian map being tattooed on his manhood. Ouch. Not to worry, Mr Tuface Idibia. I know the cure for your almost severed fingers. You will be healed in no time, as long as you stick the injured fingers up the same girl's arse. Tuface, shove your fingers up her anus. Keep it there for 7 hours. Tuface, forget holly water. The warmth in her arse is the magic cure you're looking for. Tuface, get well, soon.

Engr Don Chris said...

Abeg leave this guy alone,he has paid his dues.

Enugu state students said...

Think deep, think dirty.

Post utme to stop said...

Think deep, think dirty. I really like that line

Anonymous said...

Injury on any of one's finger usually cause a discoloratn probably a blood clot making it appear dark, i guess dis must have been what happened to 2face

Bauchi state government close schools said...

Tuface, next time your own hand go comot. So take am jeje de do the V thing.

Anonymous said...

You did not mention his fore finger. It is the fore finger that some men use to do that thing and not the middle finger.

Both fingers are plastered. Looks like somebody wants to date Tuface. Wink* Just joking.

Surprise said...

He put the long thing inside a TRAP thinking nothing dey happen and the TRAP closed in on the finger. He then realised that something dey happen.

Priestess said...

He was tryn 2 open d Vaj in a haste n 4got 2 ask 4 access code 2 unlock d last step n his fingers was caught. Sori honey bring it let me help u ease d pain, i wil give u all ma codes.

Browse free with your phone said...

For gwad sakes, don't think too dirty! That could be him just using his finger doing some p**sy digging. Stay focus- Browse free with your laptop and phone

Anonymous said...

*yawn*linda you need to look for a man real soon

Anonymous said...

The guy is good wit d fingaz, even at all d insults, some chicks can strip 4 him on stage

*ajalahtravel* said...

Staph nai catch im hand. You know say nai im start to dey use since im tin dey always dey disrespect condom and give belle so im start to use that finger.... Ndoh! 2face eh.

*ajalahtravel*

Anonymous said...

it's a fashion accessory/statement jor. didn't nelly wear plaster on his face for a long time? watch lagos boys start plastering their fingers all over now

galore said...

@LINDA think deep,,,thiink Dirty.....i like that...........gist us....

Thinking out aloud said...

Is that one news...
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mrsdaramola said...

Miss Linda, I'm wondering why you would place that caption on your post? This is a histrionic post. You need to reflect and review posts/captions before making your decision. It's offensive and repulsive. Your captions are inconsistent with what you say or believe. Fair enough, you are a blogger and not a journalist. However, show some decorum and behave.

Anonymous said...

He was smoking the last drag of weed (Claro) and got his hand burnt while dragging. U kno that's d sweetest part of weed

Anonymous said...

He was smoking weed and it got all the way down n burnt his fingers...those are the 2 fingers u use to hold a blunt or a cigarette. -Endofstory-

Ayo Orekoya said...

.lmfao! Chai Linda! U a Very Badt gan! o!... *nw Visualizing All Sorts of X-rated images in 3D Format*

ibo boy said...

He was in some 3some with horny babes.. after exhausting his main instrument on them and couldnt get it going anymore, he had to use his fingers and mouth bruising it in the process. he also has some plaster on his lips too.. he's covering it with his hand.

CLF said...

Old gist LI......
He needs to cut his nails though.

Anonymous said...

hell awaits!!!!!! repent for the kingdom of God is @ hand...when we started saying rubbish in public n it became cool i do not know but we need to align our tots and words according to God's ways....

Anonymous said...

hell awaits!!!!!! repent for the kingdom of God is @ hand...when we started saying rubbish in public n it became cool i do not know but we need to align our tots and words according to God's ways....

superswag said...

na weed fire burn im hand..

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