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Thursday 25 August 2011

Nigerian Responds to Ghanaian Group FOKN BOIZ Diss Song


This is a song by an unknown Nigerian, in response to the FOKN BOIZ of Ghana who released a track tittled: Thank God We're Not A Nigerians!

The artist intends that a dialogue using music, humour, historical and philosophical tones will melt the simmering tension/ envy/ jealousy between Ghanians and Nigerians. Increase the PEACE!

The lyrics of Thank God We're Not Ghanaians, after the cut...


Can you imagine Ghanains abusing Nigeria, the giant of Africa, the sunshine, the mountain, and the golf of oil of Africa? Ghana, let us teach you some English, for there's going to be some diplomatic brouhaha o, if President Atta Mills doesn't call the Foka Sibe Boys to order

Which country in the world calls their friends "Charlie" and names all their men after weekdays and weekends, Kwado (Monday) Kwabena (Tuesday) Kwaku (Wednesday) Yau (Thursday) Kofi (Friday), Kwame (Saturday), Kwesi (Sunday)? Una too much o


And you are so laid back, you don't even know, look at every bank around you, it is UBA, ECO-Bank and Zenith bank. Your mobile phones are routed through Lagos, MTN, Vodafone, Tigo and whatever! Charlie, Thank God we are not Ghanaians o

See your president worships in Lagos, pays tithes to Synagogue, even your under-something football team relies on Pastor T.B Joshua to win the world cup because there is no God in Ghana. Charlie, thank God I'm not a Ghanaian o

When was the last time Ghana had a national team after Abedi Pele and Tony Yeboah started hawking spicy Rob and puff-puff. Charlie, thank God we are not Ghanaians o

Instead of getting down on Amala, Pounded yams and orisirishi, you eat burnt rice three times a day and call it a funky name "Wache" as if we won't understand...Thank God we are not Ghanaians

Since Fela left Ghana you only knew how to sing old highlife and wedding songs, who marries with a Ghanaian music anymore anyways... Thank God we are not Ghanaians

Remember Nigerians created Nollywood, but Ghanaians are stuck trying to create something, should we call it "Nannawood?" with the same characters- kofi, nana, kwabena and Elizabeth...you can't even get near any wood, Charlie, thank God I'm not a Ghanaian o

And why did Obama come here and didn't spend a second night, was it because Accra was too boring??? Thank God we are not Ghanaians.
Please if you can't afford three-piece Nigerian agbada stop wearing the black and white stripe school uniform and call it a national attire, afterall you have discovered oil, please dress better, OK. Charlie, thank God we are not Ghanaians.

Our traditional rulers are cruising around in Bentley, Mercedes Benz, and BMW but yours are still hanging on wooden limos, Charlie, thank God we are not Ghanaians

We know you love to do 419 but tell me who will send you money when you send a dead chicken by FedEx in the name of Sakawa... Thank God we're not Ghanaians o

Brothers, make una show some respect to the big brother next door, otherwise we will ask Lagosians to move over to Accra and overrun the place...

And as Fela taught, Fefe n'efe ntina obaa tu amirika a, ense na nofona yese, ebete ato ntia, ebete ato ntio, ebeti aton ti, abeti atontia, ebeti atonti, ebeti atonti e, ebeti atonti

Make una warn unaself o, na condition way make crayfish bend

33 comments:

  1. LOL...And the people still say thank God we are not a Ghanaian. Trust Niaja no dey carry last.
    My people please add to the list of why we thank God we are not a Ghanaian.

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  2. Loool!!! Now the Ghanaians will surely shut up. Bunch of clowns

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  3. LWKMD....i simply love this.thank God we are not a Ghanians......hahahahaha

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  4. Do we really need to respond to them. remember the saying; silence is the best answer you can give to any fool.

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  5. Ok lets be honest, the song sucks
    My guy is just yabing Ghanaians in a soundtrack
    there is no need to retaliate ..we r better dan dis pls

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  6. Very stupid thing to do but who go blame dem sha after all Fela say when TROUBLE SLEEP YANGA GO WAKE AM, WETIN IM DEY FIND? PALAVER IM DEY FIND AND PALAVER E GET.

    *ajalahtravel*

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  7. Naija no dey carrry last ohh, this song just make me scatter for office, thank God we re not a Ghanians...no be so FOKN boys talk am

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  8. Thanks God I am not a Ghanians. I doesn't want to eat Kenke. Chalie, can you bend down and help me carry this GHANA MUST GO on top my head? Heee! I wants to drill oil like Nigerians. I must be a Nigerians.

    Bush classless set of animals.

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  9. The Ghana versus Nigeria thing is one-sided with Ghana being the aggressor. Nigerians don't give a whoop about Ghana.

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  10. Abeg lets hear word...for those critics of 'thank God we are not Ghanains" its just some light fun....better than bombing each other!!!!!...who wants to write Thnk God we are not South Africans!!!!!!!!!!Before u know it...its all over

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  11. Linda, abeg upload to the audio of this music, the guy weh sing this song need Award.

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  12. Come to think of it? Na jealousy they do this Ghana? Nigerians Comedians come make the show sweet.

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  13. Whatever it is, we Nigerians are so advanced to the ghannians. Fcuk them!

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  14. @ nne datz wat i thot 2!! the song suck we can do better than dis...am still nt satified...

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  15. see all of u guyz...instead of concentrating on ur own lives..u guyz really have time...this will all die down and then wat? Thank God we are not LIBERIANS? Pls give it a rest cos this is childish...

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  16. Hahahaa! Simply love this. This is so cool. We simply no sabi carry last!

    You guys that are saying we are more than this you guys are yarning dust.

    Someone sings a song and assaults your national pride in this day and age when the world has become a global village and you just sit like 'swegbe' and let it slide! HELL NO!

    The Ghanaians got what they deserved. Where Ghana carry reach naija if not because say our leadership don make 'crayfish leg bend'?

    In the wake of their diss song, how many ghanaians came out to condemn the song? Ol'boy leave matter.

    They shouldn't just get us started. If we unleash Nollywood to do a satire on them, Basketmouth et al to export crude ghanaian jokes and the armada of musical talents we have to wreck havoc on their national psyche, them go hear am!

    With their fake unsexy assents na so so oh charlie don't do that..oh..by the time they get thoroughly f*****!

    Word of Advice to charlie prah, 'Let sleeping GIANTS lie!'

    Awon Were!

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  17. can you imagine this fools we have been feeding and protecting all tru history dare to say this and there media played it were is censorship gone to,, i love ghanaian ppl and hav lotta fam/frnds there ,bt an insult on my homeland,mypride,mymamaslove and african's only true black nation is what i can not take. Una FADA .can you imagine this fools we have been feeding and protecting all tru history dare to say this and there media played it were is censorship gone to,, i love ghanaian ppl and hav lotta fam/frnds there ,bt an insult on my homeland,mypride,mymamaslove and african's only true black nation is what i can not take. Una FADA .

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  18. Much ado over small thing.

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  19. Oh puhlease!!!!!!!! This is such a lame ass effort. My grandma can rap much better than this.

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  20. hahaha...i love this response video...Thks to the master minds behinds this response.

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  21. I just listened to the FOKN BOIS version...Kai, this Ghana bois no get respect at all for we Nigerians... besides "Thank God we're not a Nigerian", is that a even a correct sentence? They just dont know what they have started with this song of theirs...charcoal dey call kettle black...where were they when Nigeria ranked 5 in the world sexiest accent, fools,olodos *sigh*

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  22. dem no just get respect for naija oooo upon all wetin we dey do for them....thank God i no be Ghanians ooo.....LWKmd wetin we dey do for them....thank God i no be Ghanians ooo.....LWKmd

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  23. Charlie, i wan chop ghana fufu n soup,thank GOD im nt a ghanian, charlie i wan chop kenke n Wanke...Thank God im nt a ghanian. u can add dis 2 d song, rubbish food dey eat those ghanians tink dey re smart sef...mscheeewwww, Naija we are better off dan dem!!!

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  24. Nigerians' lack of humour still amazes me. sigh.. we take everything too damn seriously and its that attitude that birthed this song and a host of our other issues.

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  25. What insult from Ghanaians,,,,the same people who were shoe cobblers and puff-puff hawkers those days in Nigeria wen they came to seek refuge,,,,see them running their mouth now,,,,,those who gave them a response did a good job

    And for those saying we are more than this,,,,how can someone just wake up one morning and what comes to that person's mind is to throw insults at ur national pride and u think folding of arms is d best,,,,,NO WAY!!

    @Annon Aug 26,7:40am,,,,,pls lets hear ur grandmama's version and urs too then we will know who did better.....mschewwwwww...

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  26. Hey Linda, check out this D'banj interview... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sD795i9BvdA&feature=related

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  27. Funny.....born n breed in niaja,GOD knows i love niaja even though mum is nigerian and ma dad is ghanian,and i feel so malcom in the middle right now.

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  28. you can't blame the ghanians oh, Nigerians are living in denial....

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  29. No that's the kinds stuff 9ja boys give any fool who thinks he's over mouthed! I totally love the reply!!!

    GHANAINS just Got SERVED!!!nks he's over mouthed! I totally love the reply!!!

    GHANAINS just Got SERVED!!!

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  30. in my honest opinion, i strongly think we should refrain from replying ghanaians and their Naija bashing... it really doesn't matter who's better what matters is we are NIGERIANS and nuffin changes that...

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  31. @anon aug 27 4:55am pls be explicit o! Wat do u mean by Nigerians living in denial? Meggy

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