well I kinda don’t know who to ask advice from. So my best friend and roommate met this amazing guy that is head over heels in love with her, he wants to marry her (though she’s not ready) and start a family and all that, the only catch is that he LOVES having sx. Not like 2-3 rounds of sx, but continuous , every single minute of the day she spends with him all he wants to do is have s*x and well my bestie says she’s tired and can’t match his libido.
So imagine my surprise when one morning I wake up to him knocking on our door when she spent the night at his house, he tells me to dress up and come with him. We get to his house and I’m so excited to see my bestie, he then proceeds to give me weed. Later when they are about to have s*x, me I just slide to the floor and pretend I don’t exist but funnily enough he motions me to come over and I pretend I don’t see it (cause obviously I must be day dreaming) and look away anyways he pulls me to the bed and we end up ... READ MORE
Where will he get the money? America has refused him funds for such frivolity.
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Delete... Merited happiness
Build bridges, not walls. You stupid, fat walrus. You can't do shit Trump. You're a lame duck and a waste of tax payers money.
DeleteThe guy is just confused.
ReplyDeletewell I kinda don’t know who to ask advice from. So my best friend and roommate met this amazing guy that is head over heels in love with her, he wants to marry her (though she’s not ready) and start a family and all that, the only catch is that he LOVES having sx. Not like 2-3 rounds of sx, but continuous , every single minute of the day she spends with him all he wants to do is have s*x and well my bestie says she’s tired and can’t match his libido.
So imagine my surprise when one morning I wake up to him knocking on our door when she spent the night at his house, he tells me to dress up and come with him. We get to his house and I’m so excited to see my bestie, he then proceeds to give me weed. Later when they are about to have s*x, me I just slide to the floor and pretend I don’t exist but funnily enough he motions me to come over and I pretend I don’t see it (cause obviously I must be day dreaming) and look away anyways he pulls me to the bed and we end up ... READ MORE
Highly mouthed .
ReplyDeleteHe is delusional. The funds for a stupid wall will never be approved by the Senate.
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Gbam!
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ReplyDelete-D great anonymous now as Vivian Reginalds
Second deadliest huh? I guess Nigeria and south Africa are not part of that world
ReplyDeleteDoes he think this is a movie?
ReplyDeleteDid anyone disturb him from building the wall. Ugly human.
ReplyDeleteThis is what you get, when fat, ugly, uneducated people are given power. They're so bitter, that they do everything to cause problems for others.
DeleteLove ❤ this man
ReplyDeleteIlliterate, why won't you be happy when other invalids are destabilising the world.
Deletemy love for trump is deep
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