Mariah Carey once kept me waiting all day. I can remember it now: every single one of the long, tedious, 12 hours that I was held virtual hostage in my dressing room while Her Majesty played up like a tantrum-prone toddler who’d had her pacifier removed.
She’d been booked to do a two-minute performance on America’s Got Talent, but refused to sing live.
So the judges, including me and Sharon Osbourne, were hauled in on our day off just so she could pre-tape her song.
We arrived at midday.
By 6pm, Mariah still wasn’t ready, so the 2000-strong audience was sent home, and an entirely new one was bused in.
Come midnight, Mariah STILL wasn’t ready.
Come midnight, Mariah STILL wasn’t ready.
Sharon and I were by now so furious that we informed the AGT producers we’d had enough and were going home.
Eventually, long after we’d gone, Ms Carey finally appeared
on stage and sang to a bunch of stand-in, lookalike judges and a VERY
angry audience.
It was quite extraordinarily selfish and rude behaviour, and yet there wasn’t a hint of apology.
What made it even more outrageous was that her then
husband, Nick Cannon, was the show’s host! So she kept him waiting all
day too.
I’ve thus had bitter, first hand experience of the world’s biggest showbiz diva and it was deeply aggravating.
Conversely, I’ve had also had many other times with Mariah that were good fun.
Not least her baby shower party in a Beverly Hills hotel
five years ago, which was held in a giant gift-festooned room that
resembled the entire Harrods toy department. (The centre-piece was two
life-size fake giraffes…)
There is no denying her wondrous talent either.
Mariah’s a fabulous singer, truly one of the greatest of
all time –right up there with Whitney Houston and Barbra Streisand. One
of those rare artists who can hit big and soft notes with equal power
and quality.
And she’s a smart, beautiful and amusing woman,
But lately, I’ve started to despair about Ms Carey.
First there was the messy, acrimonious split and divorce
from Nick, who I know well and is a great guy. They have a set of
boy-girl twins together and he, and they, deserved better than having a
load of unsubstantiated public mud slung at his reputation from Mariah’s
camp.
Then came the often toe-curling and ostentatious
relationship with billionaire Australian tycoon James Packer that blew
up in flames a few months ago - amid rumours of her close relationship
with a back-up dancer.
Details of the couple’s pre-nuptial negotiations leaked out after the engagement was called off.
It made for deeply unedifying reading.
Mariah Carey is one of the wealthiest, most successful entertainers in the world.
Yet there she was, actively negotiating through her lawyers
over how many millions of dollars she might get if the marriage ended.
Last week, further reports emanated that Mariah is now
angling for a $50 million ‘inconvenience fee’ settlement from Packer
because she had to briefly relocate to Los Angeles.
Are you bloody kidding me???
Where’s your pride, lady?
You’re worth a reputed $500 million, you don’t need a cent of any man’s money.
Nothing, though, quite prepared me for the horror this
morning of Mariah’s staged photo-call in the Hawaii ocean with her new
boy-toy, the aforementioned back-up dancer, Bryan Tanaka.
I didn’t think any set of choreographed, water-based
celebrity photos could ever be more embarrassing than those of Taylor
Swift and Tom Hiddleston earlier this year.
I was wrong.
This was on a whole new level of cringe.
Mariah and back-up dancer Bryan - who at 33 is 13 years her
junior -cavorted in skimpy swimsuits like a pair of love-struck teens.
Each image struck a new mind-boggling low of excruciation.
Mariah jumping on his back, sliding under his legs, being
carried through the waves… and generally pawing her young lover like an
over-excited Labrador in heat.
At one stage, Mariah even suffered an ‘accidental’ nip-slip wardrobe malfunction.
It was obviously all a very deliberate, very public two fingers to James Packer.
It was also an act of utter desperation by a once very
classy chanteuse who is now rapidly morphing into Norma Desmond, the
fading star of Sunset Boulevard.
By an astonishing coincidence, Mariah’s new reality TV show, Mariah’s World, starts this Sunday night on E.
So this shocking beach photo-stunt was all clearly staged to promote that as well as tick off her ex-fiancé.
Yet why the hell is she doing a reality show at all?
She’s Mariah Carey for goodness sake, not a talentless Kardashian.
There’s something really sad about her increasingly tacky,
tasteless and unsavoury antics, especially for all those of us who love
her voice.
I can say nothing more devastatingly damning than that it is bordering on Madonna-esque.
And as with Madonna, the only real victims apart from her dignity and reputation, are likely to be her children.
This is the time of year when the whole world hears and
sings Mariah’s anthem, All I Want For Christmas Is You – theme tune to
the smash hit festive movie Love Actually.
So let me borrow a verse from that classic yuletide song to make a personal plea.
‘I don’t want a lot for Christmas.
There is just one thing I need.
All I want for Christmas is you… to grow up, Mariah.’
Lol...foul mouth! Despite whatever,i still love my "all i want is Christmas...!!!" #ShitHappensThough
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*************************hahahahaha...... Kai kai kai...... Dix Morgan ix really mouthed...... Overwhelmingly mouthed.......... Omo cee finishing......... **********and he dragged in Kim again....... Lol..... D guy no even send anyone message**************ayam sure Mariah Carey wouldn't bother replying........ ***********if i were her my lips will be sealed....... Will be dumbfounded
ReplyDeleteOkay who una epp
ReplyDeleteLol Mariah grow up
ReplyDeleteGrow up mariah!
ReplyDeleteWell scripted, its so sad.
ReplyDeleteI have always seen her as a very selfish individual. This is another record breaking low, she can't get any low than this.
ReplyDeleteWatching how this new love story will end.
. ~BONARIO~says so via NOKIA LUMIA
Like too low... Am ashamed for her
DeleteMariah na curse?
ReplyDeleteLOL@ she's Mariah Carey for God's sake, not a talentless Kardash. Piers Morgan shud really leave the K clan the hell alone! Anyways, against all odds, my love for MiMi will always be!
ReplyDeleteHo! Ho!! Ho!!!! Piers Morgan... I hope you get your wish.
ReplyDeleteWell written mr morgan for once I agree with piers morgan
ReplyDeleteKing of fools to her royal majesty.
ReplyDeleteThis write up is fantastically written and gave a complete narration of who Maria is and how she is disappointing pple wit her childish xter. Their biz
ReplyDeleteI don't understand this Mariah's body at all she looks weird
ReplyDeleteUnbelievable!
ReplyDeleteI'm really disgusted by Mariah's antics. I find it hard to play her songs these days.
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ReplyDeleteLOL PIERS BE FINDING TROUBLE
ReplyDelete-D great anonymous now as Vivian Reginalds
Fucking judgemental Piers! Sitting on his high throne spewing rubbish on people's lives. He had the gut to call the Kardashians talentless when those children are busy growing businesses and Fucking he is still an employee getting paid to spew sh*ts.
ReplyDeleteDon't mind the idiot akpa amu. Forgetting he was praising Kim for being so industrious.
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