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"Have you ever wondered what your favorite celebrities, are really like.
Well we got the tea from a very popular sytlist. And she gave her
impressions of each of them:
BEYONCE:
¤ Very petite.
¤ Gorgeous soft skin.
¤ Lol She did not have bad breath!!!
¤ Has a weird body shape. I was expecting her to have killer curves and a
fat ass but I was really disappointed to find she had none of these.
¤Her blonde weave looks really good in person.
¤ Lol She has a thick ass Texas accent and her voice is very deep.
¤ She’s very difficult to work with. Doesn’t know how to speak or threat people who work under her.
¤ She’s really not that smart but she thinks she is. It’s like being in a
group and having to work with that one person who thinks she’s smarter
than all of you but is constantly coming up with stupid ideas you guys
know won’t work but are to afraid to tell her, so you just let her do
her thing lol.
JAY Z
¤ Very handsome in person.
¤ Smells really good.
¤ Down to earth.
¤ Very easy to work with. Knows how to work with people, unlike his wife.
¤ Very understanding and thoughtful.
RIHANNA
¤ The most beautiful woman I’ve ever seen lol. She’s absolute perfection.
¤ Smells delicious.
¤ Can have a very stank attitude sometimes but most of the time she’s fun to work with.
¤ Very caring but has a low intolerance for bull shit.
¤ Like to make jokes at the cost of other people but gets really mad when you do the same thing to her.
¤ Likes smoking weed.
¤ Can be very prideful and vindictive sometimes.
Rihanna’s BFF Melissa
¤Gorgeous in person.
¤Great figure.
¤ Smells great.
¤ Tends to over do things. Very extra.
Kim Kardashian
¤ Very beautiful.
¤ Smells lovely.
¤ Easy to work with.
¤ Very funny.
¤ Very smart.
Kelly Rowland
¤ Verrrrrry stunning. She looks like a model.
¤ Has gorgeous skin and a breath-taking glow.
¤ Smells like Ri.
¤ Goofy.
¤ Great style.
¤ Funny.
A$AP Rocky
¤ Average looking in person.
¤ Very short.
¤ Ignorant but thinks he’s Einstein (Kinda like B)
¤ Very funny.
¤ Obsessed with sex.
¤ His whole crew is annoying and ignorant but Ferg is kinda cute.
Drake
¤ Handsome face. Confusing body.
¤ Weird duck-like walk.
¤ Smells AMAAAAZING.
¤ Pretentious.
¤ Extra. Corny.
¤ Cocky.
Wale
¤ Bitch. Like back biting his “friends.”
¤ Insecure.
¤ Difficult to work with.
¤ Kinda cute.
¤ Smells great.
Frank Ocean
¤ Sexy asf!!! I just wanted to climb on him.
¤ Weird sense of humor.
¤ Very professional and smart.
¤ Pretentious.
¤ Smells great.
¤ His mama is beautiful!
¤ Big D$ck!!! Lol I saw his D print.
Kid Cudi
¤ Weird in a good way.
¤ Very funny. Very likable.
¤ Very kind.
¤ Very passionate about his work.
¤ Very smart.
¤ Moody as F!
¤ Smells nice and clean.
¤ Has a gigantic head lol but somehow still manages to look hot!!!!!
¤ Has a nice butt lol.
¤ Very sexy!
¤ His daughter is adorable!
¤ Has an amazing relationship with his daughter (from what I saw)
¤ Lol Oh! He’s also very stubborn.
Kylie Jenner
¤ Very pretty.
¤ Nice body.
¤ Haughty.
¤ Has a weird musty smell.
¤ Loves her some Tygggiiiia.
¤ Thinks everyone is copying her lol.
Just imagine
ReplyDeleteLol
Delete@Wale...backbiting his friends
Not surprised....Yoruba demons are like that....They can back bite
@Galore
Hahahahhah,kim is beautiful n very smart
DeleteLib addict#jus passing#
LoL
DeleteNa me talk am!
Long Live Lib!!!
Am glad beyonces description fits what I've always thought her to be... my instincts r always right!
ReplyDeleteLong Live LIB
Fowl brain!
DeleteU believe every trash you see on social media.
You and the person that wrote this thinks she smart and allow her do her thing right ? So you allowed her do her thing and she is the most respected artist with unbreakable records which means that thing u and the fool that wrote this allowed her do is really good. Pls u guys shud allow her b4 u infect her with infected decisions
DeleteUr instincts are stupid and only show ur a silly hater. One person becomes the perfect character judge of people and ur jumping to believe this person. Oya clap for yourself and ur instinct
DeleteLife has frustrated me this year,I don't even have a hope of celebrating Xmas this year,please who can put a smile on my face by providing me with foodstuff or an amount of 20k so I can buy some foodstuff in the house,there is no grain of a single foodstuff seen in my house ,at least let me and my family have the feel of Christmas.
DeletePlease who can put a smile on my face.
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Ur a punk n a big fool to blv dt crap
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ReplyDeleteKeep bitching while they make their dough 💵
ReplyDeleteDear insider,keep bitching while they make their doug! 💵
ReplyDeleteGud for dem all
ReplyDeleteMTO and their fake stories
ReplyDeleteHmmmmmm! Linda take note!
ReplyDeleteHmmmmmm! Linda take note!
ReplyDeleteLOL@Jays Handsome...
ReplyDeleteFunny sh*t though.
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Lies Lies.... How was the writer got close to all of em to know..MTO trashie
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ReplyDeleteOk
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ReplyDeleteOk of all...jay z is d best....naturally women have problem.
ReplyDeleteSigned
LibBadBoy
Lol. Kim kardashian wrote this. Or her bff. Or fan. No bad thibgs about her. Infact any one could have written this. Who doesn't know Beyonce is Texan southern belle accent with a deep voice who thinks highly of herself n fakes her curves. Who doesn't know rihanna smokes and don't take shit from anyone?
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ReplyDeleteKylie Jenner with the musty smell!! Lmao. Oyinbo wey no dey baff
ReplyDeleteLol@kylies
ReplyDeleteNone of my business
ReplyDeleteWale "Bitch. Like back biting his “friends.” just like Obanikoro and their 'brothers'
ReplyDeleteLmao. Wale typical Yoruba demon. Who's surprised
DeleteSoo not true..I have met Beyonce twice upclose..she is not petite at all..
ReplyDeleteThis one na in house olofofo......but kinda correct. Would have love Kanye West in the list.....
ReplyDeleteHW does this info affect the price of fish in the market?
ReplyDelete(Linda d Kim K's fan)
I hate the way people are trying to make it sound like Beyonce is an illiterate, first it was Wendy Whalelliams, now this fake stylist. Other stars who work with Bey marvels at her work ethics and how good she treats them. Bey has been with her crew for ages yet non of them has ever complained or left her due to ill treatment. and so far only Ty Hunter and Marni have styled Bey so I wonder who this one is and why she thinks she knows much about these stars.
ReplyDeleteKindly, be quiet. Beyonce herself admitted on serval interviews that she ain't sensitive to the needs of her staff, she forgets they are tired and have to take breaks btw work. Shes also a scream queen hun. She's always pretending to be perfect when she ain't close. There is nothing real about this woman.
DeleteLies!lies!! Lies!!! Beyonce is dull and she's one of the most powerful women in d world? Pls get ur facts straight!
ReplyDeleteLike you could read my mind, if she was so full how come she's still ruling, best selling female artist, sold out tours, her videos and songs are amazing....... Abeg jare
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Na so
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ReplyDeleteOkay...
ReplyDeleteseriously...i find it hard to believe though especialy the beyonce part
ReplyDeleteBihari please step down.....The hardship is too much. Still wondering why Nigeria youths are keeping calm.
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ReplyDeleteNonsense.. and Beyoncé's style made her one of most talented, respected, richest musician in the world today... #Amebo"
ReplyDelete"Beyoncé is not smart"?? Really? Lol. With hot albums, performances and a fat bank account? People shaaa! Beyoncé's right to think she's smart self, when olodos are surrounding her she probably has no choice.
ReplyDeleteIs it all rich people that are smart. Beyonce Is rich and famous because of her talent which is God given and her body(which doesn't require much brain work to achieve)
DeleteWho's this idiot bad mouthing Beyonce? Insider indeed, she probably just assumed
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