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Confession of a frustrated Lekki housewife…“How I cheated on my husband because he is a 2 mins man with a small manhood''

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Good day LIB Addict, If you are a 2 mins man with a Tiny manhood only fit for kids, better read this story to the very end & take action. My name is Titi Davies, a banker, Married to Dr Segun Davies, and I have a dark confession to make.
A secret so powerful most “shy” women always hide from men, the worst part is they make these men think that all is well!
“I am sorry to brake the code Ladies..but we Ladies are Very Secretive”
So what Set of Men am I Referring to?
I’m talking of men who are 2 Mins Men on Bed & men who have a Tiny Blokos!

If you are a man who is either married or in a relationship, and down below you are just 4ich my brother, there is fire on the mountain for you!
If you are a man who spill the milk in less than 2mins of action, bros you are in BIG soup!
You have to step up your “Egg Plant” game and find a way to last long, or risk your woman gisting her friends who will laugh at you when you walk pass them!
That Been Said, here’s my true life confession….
“True Story: How I Cheated on My Husband With a “Sugar Boy” Because of his 2 Mins Manliness & Pencil Blokos Issue!” 

                
Before you keep reading, know that this must Exactly what an AVERAGE  wife or girl-friend must be going through if you are not a man that can fire her well on BED 100%, as you are meant to.
I got married to my man  as a “Virgin-Man ”

And I  must confess , even though Segun is a man of ANY womans dream, he lacks one very important thing that many women publicly accept  
                                    
Segun Couldnt Do His Manly Duties!

Nah! I dont mean him giving me money, or showering me with gifts & care.
Ha! Uncle Segun is so sweet, he does all that romantic things very very well.
He is caring, Loving and Super Rich….
But.what he Lacks is a very VALUABLE thing most women will cherish More than all the Riches of life
A Man That Last Long & Have a 7inch Blokos!
And this Dr Segun Lack this qualities
For good 4 Years of Marriage, I was sexless, in short my friends call him a Castrated Limpduring this period.
“I Was NEVER Satisfied!”
For the first 2 Years of terrible sex life, I was behaving like a mad woman, I think its because I was NEVER satisfied when ever we have sex , and studies shows that if a woman is not satisfied, she is plunged into an Emotional imbalance. 
“My BAD Friends Advised Me To Get a Sugar Boy to Service Me!”
My friends noticed this and advised me to better look for a  Sugar Boy to Service me so I will feel alright.
At first I was adamant, because I really loved my husband.
But I was behaving like a mad woman, always angry and moodycos there was no man to take away my sorrow.sensually!
You seeits very easy for us women to pretend like everything is okay in our bedroom life when we are braking down like price of naira to dollar.
I am not excluded!
“I Cheated on My Husband”
I got a sugar boy to do the Job for me!
But Please Dont Blame Me.
I was Sex Served for over 4 years and I needed a man to quench the raging fire down below my legs
The worst part is that Segun was so obsess with a new business he is building, and he was not performing well!
Can You Imagine?
The worst part was that he was blaming his work, his new business for he lack of performance.
There was no day without a meeting, the weekends were spent virtually at his office, rarely does he have time for me!
“I Did Something Shameful…”

      
This made me idle and made me did somethings I am so ashamed to say…
It First Started with social Media…
When I was Horny & Lonely with no one to drill me honey pot, I will slide into Twitter and Facebook to rant about how men with small blokos and 2 mins manliness are more dangerous than men who have it and cheat.
On twitter I will dress in a sexy dress, discreetly tempting men who are man enough to “D.M” me.
faked smiles Hiding my critical “desire” for a hot steamy sex.
Then it happen…
Finally a fine ass guy hit me up on facebook!
Mr Remi
He was 8 years younger than myself and 25 yrs younger than my hubby Segun.
But take it from me, this dude was funny and witty!
“He caught me off guard!”
Remi pierce my heart with his sweet talks of how big his “mamba” was & how he could last as long as 45 mins during sex!
“Before a blink of an eye, we where dating!”
We did all sort of things..
Is it mid Night calls in my kids room?
Or sexting over whatsapp?
And the big one…
I invited him to my matrimonial home!
Remi was young but knew how to drill a woman well on bed…ther was not dull moment with the guy.
All thanks to his big “mamba” & solid stamina to last for 25 mins…

                
“Totally Forgot I Had a Husband!”
Remi cought got me real good to the extent I didn’t even cared about y husband.
The worst part is Uncle Segun, get’s back from office & start gisting me about the (boring) this that happened to him at office then go to bed.
This was when I had time for my lover Remi.
Remi chat’s with me like I was a teenager again.
Please don't blame me at all…
“Body No Be Stone!”

I could vividly remember the first time Remi & I made love…he drove me insane, I could not get hold of him!
He sparked a fire in me…
All thanks to his Long Massive Blokos!
I won't lie, I always shouting 'Bros E don do! I’m satisfied!'  
Remi’s rod doesn't get tired!
The crazy part was this guy lass for 45 mins!
“I felt so bad for my husband & Naija Men Like Him!”
So I tease the hell out of Remi so he can tell me the secret to his 7inch Blokos & lasting long  so  that at least my rich caring husband who can’t make love to me well.
“Remi Showed Me The Secret!”
So Remi finally gave me the secret he uses to last long & also have a  massive package!
Check it Out Here=> https://goo.gl/RXPNjy
I had to pass the info to my husband via his best friend Tobi.
A week later I observed my hubby and observed that he have started using it!
Hummm…
That shows he really want to improve on his  “Bedmatic” skills!
In less than 2 weeks, hubby’s Blokos have grown astronomically!
See the Trick He Used Here=> https://goo.gl/RXPNjy
Segun Went from a mere 4inch to a massive 7ich!
Shocking!
To now top it up, he is now a German machine!
He can go on me for 45 mins on me..and make me feel alright!
Now that’s what real men are made of…
All thanks to the amazing 2-in-1 Solution Remi revealed to me.
See it here=> https://goo.gl/RXPNjy
Now that Segun is a COMPLETE man, I have to dumb Remi and erase all memories I have of him or I ruin the MAD fun Segun is give me.
Segun is now like an African Hungry lion just released from a cage!
The  once “Mick-Mouse” is now a “Spartacus”!
If you are a man and you want to quit premature ejaculation & have a Big blokos, then hook up with my man, Dr Segun for HERE for the 2-in-1 Solution or risk you wifey leaving you for another man.
The good  thing is that now that my Hubby is cure from 2 min manliness & small blokos he now want’s to help men who are like him too so he he have brought in just 50pcs of this amazing 2-in-1 solution into the country & now I want to help him reach out to men here, that’s why I’m revealing my deepest secret to you…
Who Else Want the 2-in-1 Solution Today?
Introducing….

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This is an powerful combo of  these 2 miracle working solution to your chronic premature ejaculation & small manhood problem.
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XXL Gel is an extremely potent gel that INSTANTLY gives you a massive “Python” size blokos that will make your woman scream anytime you drill her.
It contains 100% herbal ingredient  and it’s used by rich and powerful men all over American & Britain who want to have a bigger egg plant!
It gave Segun 6inch in like a just 3 weeks!
l  Are You sick and tired of carry a tiny size blokos?
l  Do you want a Python Sized manhood that will make her scream when ever they pop out?
l  Is she complaining that your manhood is small with her faces?
Then get this Gel & use it as prescribed, she will be the one begging you to stop!
**It cost’s Uncle Segun N20,000 to bring it in (he actually got 2 pcs)
(#2) Indian god Oil (AKA 2 Mins Manliness Killer)

Indian god oil spray is an 100% Natural Premature ejaculation spray  instantly allows you to last as long as 40 mins on any woman.
Use this and watch how your woman  worshiping you, because you’ll be able to drill her honey pot  for as long as 40 mins to take her to “cloud 9”!
With Indian god Oil spray, you are sure to last long so that you can try different styles with her (she will even be the one to give you styles!)
**It cost over Dr Segun over N17,000 to get one, and he got 2 cos his matter is very serious. 
See Testimonies of People Who Have Used it….

Remember it cost my man a fortune to bring this product in right?
But guess what?
You are NOT getting it at a FRACTION of that price, but rather you’ll get it at an affordable price so you too can have a well endowed package!
So How  much will the Amazing 2-in-1 package cost you?
Originally the 2-in-1 Solution costs=> N37,000
But we are doing a 5 day end of Year Bonanza, so if you act fast and get it today, you’ll get if for just….
“N23,000 ONLY!”

If you are getting JUST one of them…
***(1) XXL Enlagment Gel==> N15,000  (Instead of N20,000!)
***(2) Indian god Oil==> N15,000  (instead of N17,000!)
2-in-1 Cost’s N23,000
As if that’s not Enough…
Do you know that when you grab the 2-in-1 offer, you’ll get a free E-BOOK  called…
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***NOTE: Your address Must Include Local Government and State. Detailed Enough to make it traceable by our courier company that will come around to deliver to you!
Thanks to the Amazing 2-in-1 Solution, I have stopped cheating on him, and he give me the best sex in the world like no one (even the witty Remi can’t stand near him again!)
If you are a man, or you are a woman facing this ugly situation in your marriage or relationship, hurry up and get this amazing 2-in-1 solution an see the drastic increase in size & last longer than normal!
I want to publicly apologize to my sweet husband Segun for cheating on him, it’s not my fault, it’s the work of the devil. But now I’ve been liberated by his super huge blokos.
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OR Place Your Order Now!
***2 in 1 solution* (if you want JUST 1 item do this:-**XXL Gel**/**Indain god oil**)**Your Name*Your Delivery Address**Your Local Govt***Active Phone No.
All to=> 0812-6546-141
***NOTE: Your address Must Include Local Government and State. Detailed Enough to make it traceable by our courier company that will come around to deliver to you!

To the ladies in the house, share with us your experience with a terrible man on bed and tell us if you can keep a man who is terrible on bed..can you?


Let’s know in the comments!

7 comments:

  1. Haha hahahaha this post don keeee me.What's that monster eggplant I see there?

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  2. Issokay seen! Linda take note!

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  3. Linda mkn money snc 2000
    -D great anonymous now as Vivian Reginalds

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  4. GOOD TO SEE





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  5. Same story Aunty Linda....I think is a Racket

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